Funny story: Obama Plan to Extend Mayan Calander - Approval by Drop Dead Date Doubtful

Obama Plan to Extend Mayan Calander - Approval by Drop Dead Date Doubtful

Washington, D.C. - The Obama administration announced today, that the President has submitted a plan to Congress that would require the GPO (Gov. Printing Office), to revise and extend the Mayan calendar for at least one year. With the Congress...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Was Groped In Her Hotel Room

Lindsay Lohan Says She Was Groped In Her Hotel Room

NEW YORK CITY - Like a moth to a flame, trouble seems to seek out Lindsay Lohan as if she is the only celebrity in the world of LaLaLand. Lohan, who has had two vehicular accidents, stolen a $2,500 necklace, participated in a game of Spin The Jose...
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Funny story: England Out Of ICC Twenty20 Slogging World Cup

England Out Of ICC Twenty20 Slogging World Cup

As predicted by many, England have been sent packing from the tournament after suffering defeat in the Super 8 group match versus host nation Sri Lanka. Defeat to Sri Lanka was not unexpected as they are many peoples tip to win the worlds best slo...
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Funny story: Shylock Humes an the case of the missing Mascot: Part One

Shylock Humes an the case of the missing Mascot: Part One

Shylock Humes woke with a start Mrs Hudson had dropped the breakfast tray on him again. "Ooh beg pardon Eric, I tripped on the half rug" sighed Mrs Hudson. "Never call me Eric Maude, you never know who is listening" warned Shylock. "I didn't know your name was Eric" said a voice from the wardrobe. Quick as a flash, Shylock leapt from his bed and grabbed his gun, Mrs Hudson grabbed her...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Offers Monica Lewinsky $12 Million To NOT Write Book

Hillary Clinton Offers Monica Lewinsky $12 Million To NOT Write Book

BILLINGSGATE POST - It was reported by both The New York Post and The Washington Post that Monica Lewinsky is set to pocket a quick 12 million for her heart warming story about Slick Willy's penchant for sex toys, menage-a-trois, vaginal cigar probes...
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Funny story: Abu Hamza lands Panto Role

Abu Hamza lands Panto Role

Abu Hamza was unable to be extradited to the U.S. to face terrorist charges when it emerged he had landed a starring role in the coming seasons Pantomime "Peter Pan" at Kings Theatre , Brombton. The trial Judge was overjoyed to hear that Hamza wil...
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Funny story: Teacher runs off to France with embryo

Teacher runs off to France with embryo

Schoolteacher Mr P Doe File has not been seen since last Monday where he failed to show up for his algebra class and it is believed he has run off to start a new life overseas with an embryo he has been grooming. He told a close friend that the co...
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Funny story: New Digital Time Rules Begin On Monday

New Digital Time Rules Begin On Monday

Washington, DC-- Lawmakers are warning Americans to get up a little early this Monday, just to be prepared for some extra headaches. A new decimal system to measure time is about to begin, and it could be a little confusing. It's the first change t...
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Funny story: If elected, Romney vows to declare 'war on horror' - Movie villain Ardath Bey heads list of potential targets

If elected, Romney vows to declare 'war on horror' - Movie villain Ardath Bey heads list of potential targets

During a pre-debate press conference in Denver, Colorado, Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney announced that if elected, his first priority will be to declare a "war on horror," comparing movie villain Ardath Bey to terror mastermind Osama bi...
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Funny story: NFL Week 4 Highlights

NFL Week 4 Highlights

NFL Week 4 Highlights Broncos 37, Raiders 6 Peyton Manning threw for 338 yards and three touchdowns, proof of his full recovery, were he playing against an NFL team. Packers 28, Saints 27 New Orleans falls to 0-4, which the asshole commissioner of your fantasy league swears he totally predicted months ago. Patriots 52, Bills 28 Buffalo was at least able to take pride in their brief 21-...
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Funny story: Archaeologists discover "Sheephenge"

Archaeologists discover "Sheephenge"

Amesbury - Researchers from Sheffield University have announced the discovery of yet another mini-Stonehenge. The newest site, dubbed Sheephenge, is of recent origin and is reported to be constructed entirely of sheep, though the site has been diffic...
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Funny story: Westboro Baptist Church Leader Arrested in Sting Operation with Fake Al-Qaeda Recruiter

Westboro Baptist Church Leader Arrested in Sting Operation with Fake Al-Qaeda Recruiter

Topeka, Kansas -- Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps was arrested in a Motel 6 hotel room in a sting operation that lasted over 13-months. In September 2011, members of the anti-terrorist unit within the FBI received information that Fred...
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Funny story: Hope Solo Slams Dancing With The Stars

Hope Solo Slams Dancing With The Stars

WALLA WALLA, Washington - The American Olympic soccer team goalkeeper Hope Solo was in Walla Walla visiting an aunt who just adopted triplets. While at the airport Hope was asked by a reporter with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres about the success of her...
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Funny story: Pentagon claims Turkmeni insurgents have 'dirty bombs' - 'Mud weapons' virtually undetectable, say experts

Pentagon claims Turkmeni insurgents have 'dirty bombs' - 'Mud weapons' virtually undetectable, say experts

Turkmenistan - Pentagon officials today released satellite images of what they say is a new weapons-grade mud enrichment facility north of Balkanabat, in Turkmenistan. Military experts say the brown, highly-refined paste is virtually undetectable, an...
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Funny story: Boston Red Sox Magic Number is 90

Boston Red Sox Magic Number is 90

Those cockeyed optimists have now celebrated that the Red Sox losing season has protected their baseball draft choice. You have to be among the worst in the sport to achieve this dubious honor. The Red Sox have lost 90 games in 2012 are can still...
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Funny story: Bonnie & Clyde's Personal Belongings Are Auctioned Off

Bonnie & Clyde's Personal Belongings Are Auctioned Off

NASHUA, New Hampshire - Two of the most notorious outlaws of the Great Depression Era were Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow. The two Texas natives wreaked havoc and terror across the Great Southwest by robbing banks, savings & loans, Piggly Wigg...
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Funny story: Beeb's 7/7 London bombings documentary blames 'Asian IRA'

Beeb's 7/7 London bombings documentary blames 'Asian IRA'

London - "It's a feelthy lie, begorrah," Real IRA commander Osama Bin Life-O'Riely said today ahead of the Beeb broadcast at 9pm. "Provisional Al Qaeda bastards is them what done it because of a trick or treaty dare from George W Bush." The do...
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Funny story: Turnabout is Fair Play as Patriots Turn Bills on Their Heels

Turnabout is Fair Play as Patriots Turn Bills on Their Heels

At first New England Patriot fans suspected that their team had caught a bad virus from the Red Sox. The first half against the Bills looked putrid. Welker and Gronkowski fumbled and dropped catches. Gostkowsky missed a couple of field goals, and...
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Funny story: Kim Jung-un to launch assault on UK Charts

Kim Jung-un to launch assault on UK Charts

North Korean leader Kim Jung-un is to release a Christmas single in an attempt to boost his standing overseas. He will be targeting the British Christmas Number one slot with hopes of being picked up by the anti X Factor campaign. Kim has been ins...
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Funny story: Shortlist for Archbishop of Canterbury position announced

Shortlist for Archbishop of Canterbury position announced

The final shortlist for the soon to be vacant Archbishop of Canterbury position was announced today by a group of men in fancy dress and funny hats, although these were later revealed to be their religious uniforms worn for special occasions and to s...
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Funny story: California's Prop 69: Cure the Queers Amendment

California's Prop 69: Cure the Queers Amendment

SACRAMENTO CA (ABSNN) - Within minutes of being signed into state law, California's Senate Bill 1112, that bans licensed therapists from attempting, by any method, to cure "gender confusion issues" in underage gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, and transgender...
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Funny story: Romney employs Anti-Fall measures

Romney employs Anti-Fall measures

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has started to take Anti-Fall measures as the Presidential campaign enters its final few weeks. In the past falling over in public has cost GOP candidates dearly in the polls. Most notably was the cam...
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Funny story: Facebook to expand the 'Like This' option

Facebook to expand the 'Like This' option

Facebook have bowed to public pressure and are to expand the 'Like This' button that has been ever present on their site, and has spread to just about every type of web site. "There are a number of times," said Mark Zuckerberg, "that you want to i...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian's Future Husbands

Kim Kardashian's Future Husbands

OSAKA, Japan - One of the greatest computer scientists in the world, Fushiko Takayaka, has just developed a computer that can look into the future. The computer which was developed in Osaka, Japan and named the FT-13001, has the capability of tak...
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Funny story: The Interesting Case Of DEA K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy

The Interesting Case Of DEA K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy

LAREDO - The United States Drug Enforcement Agency, known as DEA, is reporting that K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy, who is regarded as one of the DEA's top drug sniffing dogs, has been entered into The Bow-Wow Dog Rehab Clinic in Baltimore. A spokes...
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Funny story: Mexico's President Tells Illegal Aliens To Vote For President Obama

Mexico's President Tells Illegal Aliens To Vote For President Obama

MEXICO CITY - The president of the Republic of Mexico, Nacho Winslow, has stated to the national news agency Las Maracas, that he wants for every illegal alien residing in the United States of America to vote for President Obama. President Winslow...
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Funny story: Romney shocker: 'I was paid by the DNC to make stupid statements!'

Romney shocker: 'I was paid by the DNC to make stupid statements!'

ORLANDO FL (ABSNN) - Only days before the first scheduled Presidential debate, Mitt Romney stunned the nation this morning when he admitted that he was "a paid employee of the Democratic National Committee." "It is true; I am a shill for the Obama...
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Funny story: Fees on Phone Bills Pay For $1.5 Billion Bill for Strippers to Contact their Dealers

Fees on Phone Bills Pay For $1.5 Billion Bill for Strippers to Contact their Dealers

A program that provides subsidized phone service to low-income strippers has nearly doubled in size in Ohio in the past year - now covering more than a million strippers. But the size of the program in the state - and profits to the increasing nu...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Fantasizing About Tom Cruise

Kate Gosselin Fantasizing About Tom Cruise

HOLLYWOOD - Ever since breaking up with Russell Brand, Kate Gosselin says that she has been feeling quite depressed and trying to figure out how to deal with that empty feeling that she has inside. She says that watching after her eight kids has h...
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