Funny story: The Somewhat Violent Adventures of Sherlock Hunt: The Case of the Missing Apple

The Somewhat Violent Adventures of Sherlock Hunt: The Case of the Missing Apple

It was a quiet Thursday morning and we were browsing the newspapers in Hunt's Baker Street apartment. There was troubling news - riots had broken out at a factory in London. Sherlock had a personal interest in the matter, for it had happened at Jenkins' Opium Refinement Plant, the factory that provided his private supply of opium. "Bastards! The greedy bastards!" he raged. "Did you read this,...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton is next London Ambassador as Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel makes Secretary of State

Hillary Clinton is next London Ambassador as Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel makes Secretary of State

Washington DC - In what's been described as her very own 'Don't Cry For Me, Argentina' moment Hillary's resignation after four years of running the State Department comes with the sure-fire sweetener of the US's top diplomatic posting to London.
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Funny story: Cameron on the back foot again

Cameron on the back foot again

Cammy and his mate Cleggy are to rush through emergency legislation to lower the age of consent for sex with small boys, after the PM was ambushed on TV by a concerned presenter. Speculation is for the age to be lowered to eight, which should serve t...
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Funny story: Robbie...something 'not relevant' for some Radio station

Robbie...something 'not relevant' for some Radio station

Has-been singer Robbie Williams has been branded a has-been by has-been radio station Radio 1 in what has been an eventful week for the has-been. In a move which is only twenty years too late and in the same week that one of their DJs read out a m...
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Funny story: In the footsteps of Napoleon and the Führer, Brendan Rogers' Liverpool, fail at the gates of Moscow!

In the footsteps of Napoleon and the Führer, Brendan Rogers' Liverpool, fail at the gates of Moscow!

Moscow, Russia: On a Russian battlefield, sodden and churned into mud, with a cold Siberian easterly wind blowing Brendan Rogers' Liverpool 'ground' to defeat. There was no Liverpool red army marching on Moscow, instead it was more like the boy sco...
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Funny story: "You're stuffed cobber!"

"You're stuffed cobber!"

Having just announced a sales fall ahead of Christmas the UK's fouth largest overpriced Supermarket, Morrisons, have wheeled out the big guns in order to meet the Christmas challenge ahead. In keeping with British Business in general and it's tota...
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Funny story: Aides say Romney camp prepping 2016 run as "severely liberal" Democrat

Aides say Romney camp prepping 2016 run as "severely liberal" Democrat

Even before the polls opened for Tuesday's election, a small team of Romney strategists were working on a contingency plan to run the candidate as a left-wing Democrat in the 2016 election, should he lose his race on the Republican ticket. According...
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Funny story: Paul Ryan Quitting Politics; Opening Fitness Center

Paul Ryan Quitting Politics; Opening Fitness Center

In a bizarre sequence of events, Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney's former Vice-Presidential running mate, has decided to resign from federal politics to open up a local fitness center in Janesville, Wisconsin. Many Washington insiders are puzzled by the unpre...
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Funny story: MI5 pigeon-spies banned from flying during Chinese Communist party conference!

MI5 pigeon-spies banned from flying during Chinese Communist party conference!

The Chinese Communist Party has taken all precautions to avoid any form of spying during their conference in Beijing and has banned ping pong balls, vehicles driving with open windows and all pigeon-spies that normally circle over the conference cent...
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Funny story: Condom Law Passes in LA County

Condom Law Passes in LA County

Los Angeles County voters recently passed a ballot initiative mandating that pornographic film actors wear condoms during sex scenes, prompting J. Thorton Skinner, Executive Secretary of PORN, a trade group, to state, "We won't take this frontally. w...
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Funny story: Mit Romney finds magic stones which say he will win next election

Mit Romney finds magic stones which say he will win next election

Defeated GOP hopeful Mit Romney says he is not giving up the fight for the White House after finding some magic stones in the woods outside Boston which say he will win the next election. Romney told delighted Republican supporters how an angel ap...
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Funny story: My life as a man #27

My life as a man #27

Sibling rivalry and bird shit If you are anything at all like me (thank God if you're not!), there are days when you just know something is going to fall out of the sky and it is going to land on you, personally, out of all the billions of people on the planet. Yesterday, I spent the entire day in a building devoted to keeping records that only people like me have any interest or reason to...
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Funny story: I, Rfreed, Give Forth My Concession Speech After Losing The Election For Dictator Of The United States

I, Rfreed, Give Forth My Concession Speech After Losing The Election For Dictator Of The United States

In lieu of my humilitaing defeat yesterday as I vied with two lesser alleged human beings for the coveted role of Dictator Of America, I must now bow to present social convention and offer to the public my Concession Speech, which is the modern equivalent of being stocked and pillored in the public square for all to see. So here is my Concession Speech, for all you insects who, if I had won, would...
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Funny story: Car for teenagers needs overhaul, say MPs

Car for teenagers needs overhaul, say MPs

A 20-year-old car regularly used by teenagers has been condemned as unfit for use. All four tyres were under-inflated, both wing mirrors were missing, and the windscreen was filthy. A group of 14-18 year-olds in Stockport have been put at risk bec...
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Funny story: Tom Brady Challenges Mr. Blackwell to a Fashion Strip Off

Tom Brady Challenges Mr. Blackwell to a Fashion Strip Off

In a city where star players are put under a microscope, Tom Brady faced the most personal of criticisms. One media insider at a regular press conference put Tom on the hot spot when he asked about his dishabille at an afternoon concert rock group...
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Funny story: WTF 'Exxon Valdez man in line to be the new Pope?'

WTF 'Exxon Valdez man in line to be the new Pope?'

Texas - "Frackin' unbelievable!" is how one Big Oil source put it today following the announcement that a former Enterprise Oil hasbeen is to be the next Archbishop of Canterbury. "Still, we won't be trumped by this downmarket appointment while Ex...
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Funny story: Latest Poll Says Black American Mormons would have Voted for Romney if only there were Any Black American Mormons

Latest Poll Says Black American Mormons would have Voted for Romney if only there were Any Black American Mormons

A new Fox News poll out today shows African American Mormons would have likely voted for Presidential candidate Mitt Romney in large numbers, if only there were any Black Mormons. Romney, reached during a vacation stop in Asheville North Carolina...
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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Talks About Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Christina Aguilera

Oprah Winfrey Talks About Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Christina Aguilera

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey recently said that she is still extremely respected by about 99.87 percent of the American people. Miss O speaking with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres stated that even though she no longer has her amazingly fan...
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Funny story: Madonna and Rihanna Doing Some Trash Talking

Madonna and Rihanna Doing Some Trash Talking

BROOKLYN - The singer known as Madonna appears to be at it once again. The woman who enjoys getting into feuds about as much as Wynonna Judd enjoys getting into a box of Girl Scout Cookies has just hurled an insult at Rihanna. Madonna remarked...
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Funny story: Kat Von D's Tattoo Dilemma

Kat Von D's Tattoo Dilemma

VENICE BEACH, California - Kat Von D is perhaps one of the most tattooed women in the entire country. The former fianceé of "Messy" Jesse James has said that she has become addicted to tattoos and now has more than most American males over the age...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Demands To Inspect All Election Ballot Papers

Donald Trump Demands To Inspect All Election Ballot Papers

Following President Obama's victorious bid for a second term in the White House, his nemesis Donald Trump has launched a scathing attack against him and democracy on Twitter. Trump, a US property mogul and internationally renowned idiot, who suppo...
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