Funny story: EU budget talks stuck as British try to make Frogs rebate

EU budget talks stuck as British try to make Frogs rebate

EU leaders have been meeting in Brussels this week to discuss the budget for the union over the next few years. There is serious disagreement between different member states as to whether the budget should be increased or slashed. French finance m...
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Funny story: Nervous Barber Accidentally Cuts Off Customer's Ear

Nervous Barber Accidentally Cuts Off Customer's Ear

Philadelphia, PA-- A very nervous new barber cut off the left ear of his very first customer by mistake. Sources say Tony Baloney sliced off the ear of an unidentified middle aged man last month. No charges are expected to be filed in the surreal ca...
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Funny story: Chelsea FC fans prove they really are a sad bunch!

Chelsea FC fans prove they really are a sad bunch!

The pathetic protests of Chelsea FC fans against their new "interim manager" just goes to prove one thing; that most football fans really are very stupid! In Chelsea's case, the ex-manager was booted out by Chelsea owner, Abramovich, because Chel...
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Funny story: 'Real Prince Philip' is buried at Sandringham among the corgis

'Real Prince Philip' is buried at Sandringham among the corgis

Norfolk - A headstone on the Sandringham Estate bearing the name 'Sugar' has been identified as the last resting place of Prince Philip. His sudden unexpected death circa 1959 was hushed up to spare Brits the ignominy of 'auto-erotic asphyxiation'...
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Funny story: Star Wars 7 Cast Annouced

Star Wars 7 Cast Annouced

George Lucas and Disney have announced several cast members who shall be appearing in the new Star Was movie, the seventh in the series, which follows on from where the Return of the Jedi left off. Though Darth Vader is dead it has now been confir...
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Funny story: Gnomes of Zurich rattled at new Bank of England Governor appointment

Gnomes of Zurich rattled at new Bank of England Governor appointment

New York - "In central banking stature terms the man's a midget," the CEO of First Moneylaundering Gnomes of Zurich Bank [USA] Inc said today as news of Mark Carney's appointment broke, "probably only got the Canadian job for keeping his mouth shut a...
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Funny story: Texas Man Changes His Life With Farts

Texas Man Changes His Life With Farts

Houston, TX - Hughey Longwhistle of Port Arthur, Texas, was on a trip with his family to Greece, which was an amazing fact on its' own, since Hughey had a terrible time making decisions. The slightest fork in the road would give Hughey terrible stom...
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Funny story: Top athlete seeks new couch

Top athlete seeks new couch

Topia's premier pentathlon performer is desperately seeking a new couch. After taking part in the last 10 Olympic Games, veteran pentathlete Adi Nuff has been feeling 'absolutely knackered'. "All I want is a good lounge about, watching telly all...
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Funny story: Large ties boost emotional impact

Large ties boost emotional impact

Seeing someone wearing a big tie makes us feel more emotional, according to researchers at Tarzarus University. Dr Fashun Guru got 10 blokes to wear ties of different sizes. Another 25 volunteers were asked to interact with them. Most people hardl...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's New Perfume "Liz and Dick" Is Selling Like Hot Cakes

Lindsay Lohan's New Perfume "Liz and Dick" Is Selling Like Hot Cakes

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan and her look-a-like mom Dina sat in her mansion Lucky LohanLand and watched the Lifetime premier of her movie Liz & Dick. The film covers the tumultuous story of the relationship, marriage, divorce, relationship,...
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Funny story: Len Goodman Hints He May Depart Dancing With The Stars

Len Goodman Hints He May Depart Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - There is probably no one in Hollywood who is grouchier than Len Goodman, the British judge on Dancing With The Stars. The 68-year-old native of London recently told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that the thrill of being...
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Funny story: The Real Reason Charlie Sheen Gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000

The Real Reason Charlie Sheen Gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000

SHERMAN OAKS, California - It has been reported that Charlie Sheen AKA the Space Cadet gave Lindsay Lohan AKA Lucky Lohan $100,000 so she could pay her income taxes. But Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight spoke to a very close, unnamed frien...
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Funny story: A Couple of Dog Gone Hunting Stories

A Couple of Dog Gone Hunting Stories

BURNT CORN, Alabama - A few weeks ago Hampton "Bubba" Settingset, 59, was bird hunting with his bird dog Larry on a 40 acre patch of land on his Burnt Corn farm. After about two hours of walking around Settingset decided to take a little break. He carefully laid his rifle up against a tree. Larry, suddenly saw a flock of birds appear in the autumn sky and he started barking and jumping up a...
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Funny story: Gronk and Lucic Yuck It Up on the Town

Gronk and Lucic Yuck It Up on the Town

Milan Lucic of the Boston Bruins isn't playing hockey much this year-as he is locked out and forced to skate only in local rinks when he can find the ice time. After Thanksgiving he found plenty of ice at a local watering hole where the ice re...
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