Funny story: Hamilton Driving on Wrong Team - Braun Happy

Hamilton Driving on Wrong Team - Braun Happy

Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton has been caught in a mix-up that means his dream of driving for Mercedes has been dashed to pieces. In a million to one chance, he has mistakenly signed a contract that means he will be delivering Braun shavers in...
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Funny story: Two Americans Will Attend Spoof Christmas Party in the UK

Two Americans Will Attend Spoof Christmas Party in the UK

And they are: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer and Frosty the Snowman. They've managed to get a few days off from their Christmas duties in order to attend the festivities. And of course Rudolph will provide the air transportation. He's good at that. He'll carry Frosty in a sidecar kind of setup. It's a bit of a pain in the butt, said Rudolph; but, as he points out, "Frosty doesn't exactly ha...
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Funny story: Lying To Children

Lying To Children

Studies have proven time and again that children are evil or at the very least manipulative little bastards only out for themselves and their own mysterious political agendas. However new research might have finally concluded that parents (of childre...
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Funny story: The Shuttlecocks All Set To Invade Germany Over Christmas

The Shuttlecocks All Set To Invade Germany Over Christmas

The dearth of news emanating from Martin and Anne Shuttlecock's locally based address recently has led to a great deal of speculation. Some observers assumed that the happily inept couple have gone into retirement, or at the very least, semi-retir...
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Funny story: Ten Reasons Why George W. Bush Is An Idiot

Ten Reasons Why George W. Bush Is An Idiot

Recently released US government documents have shed light on George W. Bush's time as President of the United States. They reveal the sort of lunacy President Dubya's staff had to put up with during his two terms in office. We have compiled a list of ten of the most idiotic things he said and did or thought. 1) When discussing foreign affairs with his advisors Bush believed they were talk...
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Funny story: Elmo Releases Statement on Sex Allegations

Elmo Releases Statement on Sex Allegations

The latest Sesame Street rumor is that Elmo, the immensely popular red puppet, will retire after allegations of at least two sexual relationships with underage boys. Elmo has agreed to release a rare public statement to The Spoof. His defense of...
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Funny story: Saudi Arabian Domination

Saudi Arabian Domination

A new criminal tagging system has been developed in the mighty kingdom of Saudi Arabia to be used against those most hardened of criminals, the common everyday woman. The developers of the tag in the oil rich country hope it becomes the latest fas...
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Funny story: The Longest Night (Skoobs writing comp)

The Longest Night (Skoobs writing comp)

On the 11th of November, 1911, a passenger ship, the S.S. Titnatic set sail for the Isle of Wight. It would not reach its destination. This is the story of that night. 16:00HRS: Petty officer Spike Huff shouted orders for the Stevedores to undo the hawsers and let go. The lead Stevedore did let go, choking his workmates and making them retch with the pungent smell. Tugs rallied alongside...
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Funny story: Infantry Robots - Hamas, Gaza, Israel and the Middle East

Infantry Robots - Hamas, Gaza, Israel and the Middle East

Iron Dome, a highly maneuverable missile system, is designed to intercept and destroy short-range rockets and artillery shells, fired from 4 to 70 kilometers away. Statistically speaking, out of seven rockets fired simultaneously, Iron Dome managed to destroy only five. Missing two out of seven, in such a deadly game, is too much, thus making the Iron Dome undependable. Undoubtedly, recent Gaz...
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Funny story: Lederhosen of the Third Reich

Lederhosen of the Third Reich

(Soon to be a Channel 7 documentary). We continue our series to find the most evil trousers that ever existed. It is uncommon to find an item of clothing which can truly be labelled evil. Throughout history only a handful of such garments have existed - Chairman Mao's dungarees, Stalin's waders, Shakin' Steven's jeans. To that list we must surely add : The Lederhosen Of The Third Reich. Adolf...
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Funny story: Medium Left Distraught As Spirit Guide Materialises And Says: 'Leave Me Alone! Dickhead!'

Medium Left Distraught As Spirit Guide Materialises And Says: 'Leave Me Alone! Dickhead!'

Renowned spiritualist and pay per session medium, Carlos Decorum, revealed today that he was left in a distraught and extremely anxious state, following a seance at Carlisle's world renowned 'Cathedral Of The Dead Folk,' following an incident in whic...
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Funny story: Local Man Snubbed By Famous Rock Star

Local Man Snubbed By Famous Rock Star

Philadelphia, PA-- A local rock music fan has learned a valuable lesson after meeting a famous rock star on the streets of Philadelphia. Entertainment sources say a man called HB had a confrontation with the rock star Stung from The Polizi. The con...
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Funny story: The Ninja Postman

The Ninja Postman

Nigel Thrumpton looks like any other postal worker as he goes about his job. He parks his Nisan Micra at the start of his round, drags his heavy mail bag from the boot and starts delivering letters to the good people of Hemel Hempstead. He seems like a happy chap and he whistles the first two lines of whatever song he heard last on the car radio, over and over, for the next three hours as he goe...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Says He Will Have To Change The X-Factor Minimum Age

Simon Cowell Says He Will Have To Change The X-Factor Minimum Age

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the British mogul with the Midas Touch, has just announced that he will seriously consider making a change at the end of the current X-Factor season. He stated that he and the other three judges, Britney Spears, Demi Lova...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Turned Down For A Talk Show

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Turned Down For A Talk Show

LOS ANGELES - Word out of LaLaLand is that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been approached by The Epitome Network to co-host a one hour weekday talk show. EN spokesperson Tansinella "Tansi" Wickovich, stated that the show is being produced by S...
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Funny story: X-Factor: The Youngest Contestant Beatrice Miller, 13, Is Sent Home

X-Factor: The Youngest Contestant Beatrice Miller, 13, Is Sent Home

HOLLYWOOD - This week's Thanksgiving Holidays edition of X-Factor saw a double elimination. The first to go home was 17-year-old Arin Ray, who realized that the judges were just not happy with his singing ability as evidenced by the fact that duri...
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Funny story: Snooki Buys Underwater Roller Coaster For An Even $2 Million

Snooki Buys Underwater Roller Coaster For An Even $2 Million

Seaside Heights, NJ - No one took it on the chin by Super Storm Sandy worse than the idyllic little town known for its' beautiful beaches, all-American boardwalk and some of the trashiest assholes to ever have a television show based around them.
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Funny story: Carrier Pigeons Secret WWII Message Decoded

Carrier Pigeons Secret WWII Message Decoded

UK intelligence agency GCHQ has spent weeks attempting to decipher a secret WWII message found on a dead pigeons leg that was discovered up a chimney in leafy Surrey. After initially appealing to the public for help they've finally cracked it them...
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Funny story: Eva Longoria To Have Her Own Cooking Show

Eva Longoria To Have Her Own Cooking Show

LOS ANGELES - The star of the Desperate Housewives is thrilled at the fact that she will be having her very own cooking show starting in December. Longoria told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that she has agreed to host a new Nourishment...
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Funny story: 17 States Ban Black Friday

17 States Ban Black Friday

CHICAGO - The Committee Overseeing Shoppers Actions, known as COSA, has just issued a press release which will pertain to Black Friday, starting in 2013. Anastasia "Salsa" Lightmiggle 42, national director of COSA, stated that due to the ever-grow...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Has Angered An Animal Rights Group

Lady Gaga Has Angered An Animal Rights Group

NEW YORK CITY - Lately it seems that Lady Gaga has been sharing the entertainment news front pages with Lindsay Lohan, Taylor Swift, and Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga recently performed before a sold-out crowd at The Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. Reports ar...
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Funny story: Cher Says Donald Trump Needs To Get A Job

Cher Says Donald Trump Needs To Get A Job

LOS ANGELES - Showing no signs of letting up on her verbal attack of Donald Trump, Cher appeared on Ryan Seacrest's radio show and took some more jabs at the man she calls The Off-Key Trumpet. Cher has repeatedly made it known that Trump's Birther...
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