Funny story: Limahl Sent Back To The Eighties After Jungle Ordeal

Limahl Sent Back To The Eighties After Jungle Ordeal

Today's barely remembered celebrity to be voted off ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!' was eighties pop singer Limahl. The Kajagoogoo front man, who cleverly rearranged the letters of his surname Hamill to come up with his stage name, exp...
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Funny story: Bristol Man Hot Favourite for Turner Prize

Bristol Man Hot Favourite for Turner Prize

Controversial artist Miles Taipan is thought to be hot favourite for next years Turner Prize. Miles' last 'piece' for which he shat upon one of the lions in Trafalgar Square went viral on Utube and made headlines around the world. The actual excrement was gathered up by his curator and sold on Ebay. His proposed piece for next year's Turner threatens to be just as controversial. Some critics consi...
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Funny story: Sheffield declared an island after UK submerged

Sheffield declared an island after UK submerged

Sheffield remains the only city in the UK not to be submerged under at least an inch of water, leading major map manufacturers to redraw the island of the UK as just a small blob near the Isle of Man with a few scattered islands around it. "The wh...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin to host TLC's 'Hunting from Hueys' in January

Sarah Palin to host TLC's 'Hunting from Hueys' in January

ATLANTA, Georgia (ABSNN) - The Learning Channel, once home to NASA, now home to Honey Boo Boo, has signed former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to a two-year, weekly outdoor, hunting themed show called "Hunting from Hueys." "We are exceptionally plea...
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Funny story: The Somewhat Violent Adventures of Sherlock Hunt: On The Trail of Jack The Kipper

The Somewhat Violent Adventures of Sherlock Hunt: On The Trail of Jack The Kipper

Some months had passed since I had heard from Sherlock Hunt. He had been on one of his frequent travels abroad, trying to locate a mythical beast. Meanwhile, London was living in fear. A new killer had appeared in the streets of the East End by the name of Jack the Kipper. Stories of his gruesome murders filled the tabloids, including graphic descriptions of how he would disembowel his victims.
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Funny story: Disappearing islands leave boffins scratching their heads

Disappearing islands leave boffins scratching their heads

Yesterday we reported on the mysterious case of Sandy Island, supposed to lie in the South Pacific between the eastern Australian coast and French-governed New Caledonia yet last week proven not to exist. Despite appearing on Google Earth and othe...
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Funny story: Retching is catching

Retching is catching

Watching someone retch can induce feelings of sickness in the watchers. Retching is more contagious than yawning and laughter - except when these latter two reactions are undertaken simultaneously whilst eating a biscuit. In which case, retching...
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Funny story: Speaker John Boehner on the Fiscal Cliff: "Everything's on the Table Except My Benefits"

Speaker John Boehner on the Fiscal Cliff: "Everything's on the Table Except My Benefits"

Washington - During a Thanksgiving message to the nation, John Boener (R), Speaker of the House, revealed that he was absolutely and unswerving committed to avoiding the impending fiscal cliff at all cost. The Speaker promised to sit down in t...
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Funny story: Eskimos disagree that nudity in public means free speech; it's f+++++g madness!

Eskimos disagree that nudity in public means free speech; it's f+++++g madness!

Nudist lovers in San Francisco where the weather tends to be slightly kinder to the naked body than Alaska, Greenland, Iceland, Siberia, etc, are claiming that nudity in public means "free speech". The San Francisco authorities have passed legisla...
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Funny story: Aussie Cricketer Smashes Up Dressing Room, Again

Aussie Cricketer Smashes Up Dressing Room, Again

After demolishing a third dressing room in recent weeks, Australian international cricketer Daniel Christian has been suspended by his state team South Australia. His latest violent outburst was thought to be as a consequence of another poor perfo...
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Funny story: Most Marijuana Smokers Can't Recall if they Voted to Legalizing Marijuana or Not.

Most Marijuana Smokers Can't Recall if they Voted to Legalizing Marijuana or Not.

John Posey of Bent Creek in Washington State says he remembers telling his friends that he intended to vote to legalize marijuana when that initiative was offered on the November 6th ballot. However, Mr. Posey also stated that he got high on some...
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Funny story: President Forgets To Pardon 45,999,998 Turkeys

President Forgets To Pardon 45,999,998 Turkeys

WASHINGTON, Nov. 22 -- In a pre-Thanksgiving ceremony at the White House yesterday afternoon, President Obama continued a much-beloved American tradition and forgot to pardon approximately 45,999,998 turkeys. Cobbler and Gobbler, two turkeys who h...
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Funny story: Obama pardons America's fattest and stupidest turkey: Karl Rove of Fox News

Obama pardons America's fattest and stupidest turkey: Karl Rove of Fox News

WASHINTON, DC (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama carried on the tradition of pardoning a turkey this Thanksgiving, but the recipient of the clemency, Karl Rove, was not at all impressed. "We received requests to pardon more than 50,000 turkeys this...
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Funny story: Walmart's Grey Thursday Takes The 'Thanksgiving' Out Of Thanksgiving

Walmart's Grey Thursday Takes The 'Thanksgiving' Out Of Thanksgiving

The intense focus on post Thanksgiving retail selling initiated by Black Friday has now been one-upped by Walmart's new play of starting specials on Thanksgiving night, thus luring people out of their homes on a major family holiday. It also forces W...
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Funny story: Suicide Bomber Was In It Just For the Free Trip To NYC

Suicide Bomber Was In It Just For the Free Trip To NYC

Manhattan, NY - Authorities in New York announced on Wednesday that they had intercepted a man at JFK international airport, suspected of planning to carry out a plot to bring down the plane he was travelling in over New York, upon arrival from Londo...
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Funny story: No Worries For Dorries As She's Booted Out Of The Jungle

No Worries For Dorries As She's Booted Out Of The Jungle

Occassional Conservative MP and full-time attention seeker Nadine Dorries has become the first person to be voted off ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here'. Dorries, who's not even a celebrity, became the first sitting MP since George Gallowa...
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Funny story: Irish Bookies offer odds on Chelsea Boss and BBC DG

Irish Bookies offer odds on Chelsea Boss and BBC DG

Irish bookmaker Super Paddy are offering punters the chance to bet who will remain longer in their job. The new Chelsea Manager Rafael Benitez or the new BBC Director General Tony Hall. "We really don't give Rafa much chance of getting to the end...
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Funny story: President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, up in arms over spam texts

President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, up in arms over spam texts

The President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, is now up in arms over spam texts, although, it must be added that on this occasion, it's not firearms. Palestinians throughout Gaza are being inundated with unwanted spam text messages ur...
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Funny story: Kent Bigfoot traced to Lisa Marie Presley's country pile

Kent Bigfoot traced to Lisa Marie Presley's country pile

Garden of England - "Maybe it's an escapee from the Scientologists' Saint Hill Manor bunker," retired local X-Files sleuth Bob 'Mulder' Damson commented as news of the eight foot beastie's sighting broke. The ruddy-furred yeti seen marauding Royal...
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Funny story: Cannabis Ruled At First Thanksgiving

Cannabis Ruled At First Thanksgiving

Plymouth, MA-- An exciting new historical theory is giving Americans a new look at Thanksgiving. Historians now believe that the Pilgrims and Indians used 'tons' of ganja together. The green herb was in everything from the turkey stuffing to the ap...
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Funny story: The Computer That Writes its own Stuff

The Computer That Writes its own Stuff

It is a sobering thought that individual creative endeavour in literature and film making may be at an end. The teaching profession is in disarray over the recent announcement. Indeed, this controversial invention may spell the end of fiction writing...
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Funny story: Romney to Run Again in 2016 - With Hot Latina Wife This Time

Romney to Run Again in 2016 - With Hot Latina Wife This Time

San Diego, CA - Mitt Romney slouched in his overstuffed chair at Boston's Fairmont Hotel on election night, watching the results come in on Fox news. Aids pandered him with praise and false patronage, as his chances of world domination slipped throug...
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Funny story: Celtics Giving Thanks, but No Thanks on Thanksgiving

Celtics Giving Thanks, but No Thanks on Thanksgiving

The Celtics now lose by leaps and bounds. If Superman can leap over tall buildings, the Celtics found themselves playing like Clark Kent when he forgot where he put his cape. In a game where rebounds are everywhere, there is not a drop in the buck...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Tells Brad Pitt - Lose Weight Or I Won't Marry You

Angelina Jolie Tells Brad Pitt - Lose Weight Or I Won't Marry You

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has shown that when she gets upset her nails come out and she starts scratching whatever is handy in order to make her point. And her latest point deals with soon-to-be-hubby Brad Pitt's sudden weight gain. Jolie...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Agrees To Record A Song With Steven Tyler

Vanessa Hudgens Agrees To Record A Song With Steven Tyler

EL SEGUNDO, California - Vanessa Hudgens, who got her start starring in The High School Musical series, was recently seen having a pepperoni and peanut butter pizza at the Pompous Pizza Parlor in El Segundo. She was sitting with a friend identifie...
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Funny story: Apple surgically extracted from Rush's posterior

Apple surgically extracted from Rush's posterior

Washington DC - After announcing the success of his "make it fail" program, Rush celebrated on air by swallowing a whole apple. At first he felt fine. Then the listeners heard sirens as Rush was rushed to the hospital for surgery. Rush is in fine...
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Funny story: Romney sells Disneyland for 1 Trillion Rupees

Romney sells Disneyland for 1 Trillion Rupees

According to Indian sources, bored with post election-loosing movie hopping and pumping his own gas, Mitt flipped Disney Land for a tidy profit today. All personnel will be replaced with robots controlled from New Delhi, India. The Indian gover...
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Funny story: A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paris Hilton

A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is a 31-year-old Tinsel Town socialite who grew up with a convenient silver spoon in her mouth. She has succeeded in showing America that just because someone is worth $100 million doesn't exactly mean that they could pass a standard comprehensive test or even get a passing score on the Rorschach Inkblot Test. Paris has expressed an interest in wanting to be one of the celebrit...
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Funny story: Underperforming Rafael Benitez Sacked By Chelsea

Underperforming Rafael Benitez Sacked By Chelsea

Chelsea dictator Roman Abramovich has decided to relieve recently appointed manager Rafa Benitez of his duties after no games in charge. The news will come as no shock to most football fans as Abramovich is a notoriously hard man to please, a fact...
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Funny story: Savile Inquiry - Bookies Tighten the Odds

Savile Inquiry - Bookies Tighten the Odds

Bookies in the UK are now taking a more level headed approach to the Jimmy Savile inquiry and are offering the following odds in the case. Odds Against politicians appearing in the dock on paedophilia charges resulting from inquiry. (1) One politician appearing.... 33/1. (2) Two politicians appearing... 50/1. (3) More than two... 1000/1. (4) Member of the cabinet appearing...2000/1. (5)...
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