Funny story: Mitt Romney Dons Expensive Jeans

Mitt Romney Dons Expensive Jeans

In an apparent attempt to lessen the negative political fallout from his wife Ann's gaffe in wearing a $1,000 blouse, Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney showed up at a campaign event in a $2,000 pair of jeans. "These are designer pants...
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Funny story: If Rap Songs Really Told It Like It Is

If Rap Songs Really Told It Like It Is

They rap on and on, but those 'songs' the rappers spill from their lips and their hips just seem to go in circles that lead nowhere. Isn't it time they finally listened to non-rap brother Aaron Neville and just 'Tell It Like It Is"? (Rap these refrains to any ol' music that comes into your head.) I want bling, bling is everything I wear bling on my ear so long as it doesn't make me...
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Funny story: Wind Turbines Are "slowing The Earth Down"

Wind Turbines Are "slowing The Earth Down"

Scientists in London have made a shock discovery this week while analysing the power generated by the worlds wind turbines. Some 267,000 wind turbines are now erected worldwide, with more going up each day, but tests on these monumental windmills giv...
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Funny story: Rondo Sings "Positively 4th Estate" to Boston Media

Rondo Sings "Positively 4th Estate" to Boston Media

Several decades before Rajon Rondo was born, troubadour and music legend Bob Dylan wrote a song that seems to have been a precursor of Rondo's feelings about the media. Rondo would surely say to the press: "you've got a lot of nerve to claim to be...
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Funny story: Is Facebook's organ donation plan not quite all that it seems?

Is Facebook's organ donation plan not quite all that it seems?

Not content with slowly taking over your minds, Facebook will now allow you to register as a organ donor on the website. The move was greeted with applause (and some whooping and cheering) by the medical community. But a former Facebook employee info...
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Funny story: Pop Stars recommend ear-plugs to avoid tinnitus and listening to their crap!

Pop Stars recommend ear-plugs to avoid tinnitus and listening to their crap!

Several Rappers, Plan B (Who?) Cold Play, Jazzie B (Who?), Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga (Who?) and other modern pop-stars are advising their fans to wear ear-plugs whilst listening to their mainly, "plastic produced music". This is superb advice and y...
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Funny story: Eleanor Rigby Marries Father Mackenzie

Eleanor Rigby Marries Father Mackenzie

Liverpool, England-- Two of the Beatles' best-known characters married each other on April 29. Eleanor Rigby married Father Mackenzie at the same Lutheran church where the minister works. Sir Paul McCartney was the best man, and Yoko Ono was Ms. Ri...
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Funny story: GOP behind Romney! "You can almost see them if you look hard," reports Politico

GOP behind Romney! "You can almost see them if you look hard," reports Politico

All major media outlets are reporting today that the GOP is getting behind Mitt Romney in his run for president. All of his opponents in the primaries have lined up to endorse him. The problem is, reports Politico, If you don't have 20/20 vision,...
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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up Day 14 - Semi-finals

Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up Day 14 - Semi-finals

Today is the first day of the semi-finals, which last three days (compared to the two day final) There was no morning play, so I had to make do with Phil and Holly instead on This Morning. In a real emergency I could watch Ross Kemp In Afghanistan on DVD, but i normally save that for when Ross visits. He gave me a signed copy you know. Might fetch a few quid on ebay. We are down to one table...
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Funny story: Oxford Student Fined Over "Great Rack" Boast

Oxford Student Fined Over "Great Rack" Boast

A row has broken out among the dreaming spires after a student's election campaign was found to have brought the Oxford Union into disrepute. Madeline Grant, a former model who is studying English Literature and languages at St Hilda's, was standi...
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Funny story: Website to publish pix showing Kate Middleton 'is Justin Bieber's birth mother'

Website to publish pix showing Kate Middleton 'is Justin Bieber's birth mother'

Los Angeles - "She wears some of his milk teeth in a locket around her neck," a celebwatch site editor claimed today, "and has kept the C-section placenta in a Canadian hospital vault." This weekend a lengthy cover-up lies in tatters as LA FagHagS...
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Funny story: Ochocinco's Only Reception in the Upcoming Season?

Ochocinco's Only Reception in the Upcoming Season?

Chad Ochocinco may be on a permanent honeymoon after this summer. He will have one big reception right after his wedding ceremony. And, Tom Brady won't be throwing it. While the New England Patriots have kept the future Mr. Johnson on the payroll,...
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Funny story: Sports Day 2012

Sports Day 2012

Ensuring total dedication to pupil safety has become the key concern at Bagthorpe Primary. At the end of 2011, the head, Mrs Harriet Willmott chaired the initial sports day committee meeting, with the focus set thoroughly on security. Having kept a k...
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Funny story: Nigella Lawson, Stein, Bikers Head Up New Cookery Assault

Nigella Lawson, Stein, Bikers Head Up New Cookery Assault

Voluptuous TV cook Nigella Lawson is set to lead BBC2's new batch of cookery shows. TV cookery's most famous d├ęcolletage is set to front Nigellisima, six half-hour programmes featuring Italian influenced dishes. Meanwhile, the whiny west country p...
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Funny story: Hitler to open 2012 games!

Hitler to open 2012 games!

Boris Johnson has come up with a brilliant idea to enhance his own fantastic image and assure the world that he is the right man for London. After consulting with a demented Prince Philip, who often wanders off in his mind back to his Nazi days, they...
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Funny story: American Idol Sends Skylar "The Country Girl" Laine Back To Mississippi

American Idol Sends Skylar "The Country Girl" Laine Back To Mississippi

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's Top Five are now the Top Four after 18-year-old country gal Skylar Laine found herself in the Bottom 2 and then out the door. After performing a rousing rendition of Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Fortunate Son" and Th...
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Funny story: Nottingham and Manchester reject Elected Mayors!

Nottingham and Manchester reject Elected Mayors!

Three of the cities that held referendums on the introduction of elected mayors have so far rejected the idea: In Nottingham, 57.09% of voters decided against it. Comment: "It's perfectly understandable really. If the proletariat of Nottingham had to turn out to vote for a mayor, they would have less time for shoplifting, benefit claiming, and also they'd risk getting themselves shot by one o...
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Funny story: The List of Ten Rejected Automobile Names For 2013

The List of Ten Rejected Automobile Names For 2013

Cordell "Carburetor" Fitzwalter is the chief senior executive writer for Showroom Floor Illustrated Semi-Monthly Magazine. The Michigan native has just spent two months traveling throughout the United States and visiting countless automobile corporate industry offices. Fitzwalter has conducted dozens of interviews with corporate CEO's, presidents, and directors of inter-corporate departments...
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Funny story: Elton John To Pilot Rocket To Mars

Elton John To Pilot Rocket To Mars

London, England-- Rock star Elton John is set to become a real life rocket man later this year when he zooms off to Mars. The legendary performer has teamed up with gazillionaire Richard Branson for the historic flight. Sir Elton is expected to bla...
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