Funny story: Swedish Eurovision Song Contest Winner Has "A Big Head And Suspiciously Large Hands" Says Anne Shuttlecock

Swedish Eurovision Song Contest Winner Has "A Big Head And Suspiciously Large Hands" Says Anne Shuttlecock

Long suffering wife of local idiot, Martin Shuttlecock - the lovely Anne - today stated unequivocally that she's had a really shit day. "It all started in the early hours, when my silly bastard of a husband woke me up at about four thirty am deman...
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Funny story: John Edwards elopes with jurors #3, 4, & 5! Mistrial declared!

John Edwards elopes with jurors #3, 4, & 5! Mistrial declared!

In a stunning development Friday afternoon, the judge in the John Edwards trial declared a mistrial after John Edwards eloped with three jurors in his misuse of campaign funds litigation. The government lawyers were furious as Edward's defense te...
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Funny story: Obama Waves Magic Wand: Liberals' Dreams Come True

Obama Waves Magic Wand: Liberals' Dreams Come True

In a move that stunned Washington insiders, President Obama granted the wishes of the most disaffected members of his base today. With one wave of his newly acquired magic wand, the president boosted domestic spending, raised taxes on the richest on...
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Funny story: England Fans Snub Norway Match And Watch Eurovision Instead

England Fans Snub Norway Match And Watch Eurovision Instead

Tens of thousands of England football fans last night snubbed the warm up friendly match against Norway, preferring instead to watch Engelbert in Eurovision. It's been 46 years since England won anything worthwhile, and despite the appointment of...
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Funny story: FEMA Camps Just A Coverup

FEMA Camps Just A Coverup

Documents recently released revealed that so-called FEMA Concentration Camps actually were being used by underground movie producers to film pornographic movies. Joe Conforte, long time Nevada brothel owner, and more recently owner of the Mustang Ra...
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Funny story: Local Man Takes Coffee And Packed Lunch To Currys/ PC World As He Checks Out 3D TVs

Local Man Takes Coffee And Packed Lunch To Currys/ PC World As He Checks Out 3D TVs

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock had quite a surprise in store for staff at his local branch of Currys/PC World, when he turned up completely unannounced, along with long suffering wife, Anne, a flask of coffee, a four pack of Belgian lager, and a tuppe...
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Funny story: Anonymous Hacks Man's Computer to Play Solitaire

Anonymous Hacks Man's Computer to Play Solitaire

Howard Muff set his anti-virus program to scan his computer. Then he shut off his monitor and went to bed. When he woke up in the middle of the night to check on it, he got quite a surprise: the cyber-terrorist group, "Anonymous", was actively playin...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Opens Up About Her Recent Wardrobe Malfunction

Lady Gaga Opens Up About Her Recent Wardrobe Malfunction

LOS ANGELES - Lady Gaga performed before a sell-out crowd at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum where she received two standing ovations. The woman of many elaborate outfits and flamboyant costumes was interviewed backstage by Hollywood Innuendo repor...
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Funny story: T. Blair and the Witch Project

T. Blair and the Witch Project

With Tony Blair taking the stand in the Leveson enquiry on Monday morning, many people are expecting him to be questioned about Rebekah Brooks. Tabloid headline writers are sharpening their pencils in a euphemistic way at the prospect of what he migh...
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Funny story: Sovereign Repo to air in July

Sovereign Repo to air in July

ATHENS - Filming is almost completed for the reality T.V. show, Sovereign Repo. While some footage has leaked out, those responsible are being rounded up this weekend, according to spokesman Themistocles N. Theosophisto, producer of the new series.
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Funny story: Inquisition: Pope's butler caused leaks

Inquisition: Pope's butler caused leaks

VATICAN - Our mole on the Vatican guard issued an encrypted communique to our news desk minutes ago. The Pope's butler is being charged with being totally responsible for recent leaks. The leaks have been quite embarrassing for the Pope, who de...
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Funny story: Sugar carbon tax to curb population

Sugar carbon tax to curb population

NEW YORK - Our mole on the UN Special Population Taxation Administration has just reported that sugar and starch are going to be slapped with a huge carbon tax. Such items will be affordable only by the wealthy, or as special treats by the middle cl...
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Funny story: Blair's lucky rabbits feet will be confiscated before Leveson Inquiry grilling on Monday

Blair's lucky rabbits feet will be confiscated before Leveson Inquiry grilling on Monday

London - Other amulets and talismans facing impounding are a vile [sick] of holy water personally passed by the Pope at Blair's catlick conversion ceremony. And a lucky locket of Cherie's locks before the Old Queen Mum's funeral sent her completel...
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Funny story: Dorking Publicist Hires Stately Home For Live Internet Streamed Wild Celebrity Sex Orgy - Nobody Shows Up

Dorking Publicist Hires Stately Home For Live Internet Streamed Wild Celebrity Sex Orgy - Nobody Shows Up

Self styled Dorking based publicist, Damian Pinter, was left counting the cost today, as his latest ambitious project was judged to be little more than an abject failure. Pinter, a youthful, outgoing, 81 year old opportunist revealed that he had h...
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Funny story: Scouts burn down forest with Olympic Torch

Scouts burn down forest with Olympic Torch

Scouts from the 3.17th Fylde Troop near Blackpool were given the honour of passing the torch through Lytham St Annes, a stretch of thirty miles that took it through the historic Halfbaked Woods. Each of the thirty strong team of scouts carried the...
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Funny story: Miami Heat Player Dwyane Wade Receives A $20,000 Fine For Wearing Shocking Pink Pants To The Post Game Media Room Interview

Miami Heat Player Dwyane Wade Receives A $20,000 Fine For Wearing Shocking Pink Pants To The Post Game Media Room Interview

INDIANAPOLIS - NBA Commissioner David Stern has stated that NBA players are going to learn to show up to post game media room interviews dressed respectably or else they will be hit hard in the pocketbook. The latest professional basketball player...
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Funny story: Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen Plunks Down $230,000 For Lawrence Taylor's Super Bowl Ring

Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen Plunks Down $230,000 For Lawrence Taylor's Super Bowl Ring

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Charlie Sheen sat in his Mulholland Estate Mansion Casa Jose Cuervo smoking an imported 10-inch Cuban cigar and taking sips from a bottle of tequila that he named his Sherman Oaks mansion after. Sheen, who is known as "T...
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Funny story: "What a Dump!" Fenway Park Strikes Back

"What a Dump!" Fenway Park Strikes Back

Bobby Valentine oversaw his team begin to brawl in the ninth inning after Luke Scott, sometime Fenway Park detractor, was hit by a pitch. Scott despises Fenway Park and gave an interview to that effect, which has ranked him at the top of the enemi...
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Funny story: IMF head Laguerre calls for naval blockade of Greece

IMF head Laguerre calls for naval blockade of Greece

PARIS - IMF head Laguerre called for a naval blockade of Greece today in a private meeting with our secret source who lives with her. Pillow talk turned violent as Laguerre saw images of Greek protesters being clubbed by police on TV while holed...
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Funny story: Pope Takes Leak, Seriously

Pope Takes Leak, Seriously

A series of damaging leaks have swirled around Vatican City in recent weeks, much to the consternation of Pope Benedict XVI. "The older the Pope gets, the harder it is for him to take leaks," a Vatican spokesman said today. "It really gets to h...
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