Funny story: New York Woman Realizes Mediocre Sort-Of Relationship Is Worth Sacrificing Everything For

New York Woman Realizes Mediocre Sort-Of Relationship Is Worth Sacrificing Everything For

At the age of 33, Kathy Hanson of New York City was still single, and for the life of her, she couldn't understand why. "Actually, that's not quite true," Kathy admits now with an embarrassed smile, catching herself in her own lie. "I'd let myself go. My eating was out of control, soy lattes two, sometimes even three, times a week! And I was still running every day but I totally stopped doing y...
View 'New York Woman Realizes Mediocre Sort-Of Relationship Is Worth Sacrificing Everything For'
Funny story: Fox News Poll: 78 Percent Believe Obama is Not President

Fox News Poll: 78 Percent Believe Obama is Not President

NEW YORK, NY - In a new Fox News poll, 78 percent of respondents think that Barack Obama is not the President of the United States. 64% believe in tooth-fairies, 56% believe in Santa Clause and 63% believe in the Easter Bunny. Nearly 8 in 10 Fo...
View 'Fox News Poll: 78 Percent Believe Obama is Not President'
Funny story: Strawberry flavoured Igloos found in Canada

Strawberry flavoured Igloos found in Canada

Traditional Inuit people, it turns out, have a bigger sense of fun than anybody realised, with the discovery that they often flavour their igloos. "The most common flavour is strawberry," said Oliver Olive, who has been acting as an interpreter be...
View 'Strawberry flavoured Igloos found in Canada'
Funny story: Ed Sheeran caught busking

Ed Sheeran caught busking

Ed Sheeran may be the gingerist acoustic guitar player on the planet, but he likes to stay grounded in reality. He admitted earlier in the week that he frequently goes back to his busking roots and stands outside shops in town centres singing a varie...
View 'Ed Sheeran caught busking'
Funny story: "Frack you America!" states oil and gas industry

"Frack you America!" states oil and gas industry

The American Petroleum Institute issued a statement this morning announcing the intent of its members to, "Frack you America!" While the statement seemed bold and aggressive, the API went on to state it had the backing of one hundred percent of i...
View '"Frack you America!" states oil and gas industry'
Funny story: John Travolta Insists That He Is Not Gay As Three More Individuals Allege That They Were Groped By The Actor

John Travolta Insists That He Is Not Gay As Three More Individuals Allege That They Were Groped By The Actor

VENICE BEACH - Noted California attorney Ginger Allred, cousin of famed attorney Gloria Allred, has just stated that three more men have stepped forward and are alleging that actor-pilot John Travolta groped them. Ginger Allred, spoke with Fajita...
View 'John Travolta Insists That He Is Not Gay As Three More Individuals Allege That They Were Groped By The Actor'
Funny story: The Joy Of Customer Services (Or: How To Bite One's Lip 'Til It Bleeds)

The Joy Of Customer Services (Or: How To Bite One's Lip 'Til It Bleeds)

What follows is an actual transcript of a telephone conversation that took place during a normal working day in an office in the UK. It is a snap shot of the levels of customer services that can be expected from a typical British company. Names and specific product have been changed to protect the guilty, and to further explain the frustration encountered by the person making the enquiry.
View 'The Joy Of Customer Services (Or: How To Bite One's Lip 'Til It Bleeds)'
Funny story: Kenny Dalglish For Hull City?

Kenny Dalglish For Hull City?

Kenny Dalglish, the man sacked from the Liverpool manager's position last week, could be set to gain a quick return into football after having been invited for talks with Championship side Hull City, it has been claimed. I claimed it, so I should...
View 'Kenny Dalglish For Hull City?'
Funny story: Zombieland: Ichabod Rondo Faces the Walking Dead

Zombieland: Ichabod Rondo Faces the Walking Dead

In old fashioned Freudian terms, the Boston Celtics are a bunch of masochists. They love to inflict pain on themselves-and the collateral target: their fans are incidental victims. Wasn't it Oscar Wilde who reminded us that every man kills the thi...
View 'Zombieland: Ichabod Rondo Faces the Walking Dead'
Funny story: 'Mayan Calendar' crop circle or Aztec Roulette Wheel?

'Mayan Calendar' crop circle or Aztec Roulette Wheel?

London - Ufologists fighting for a share of the lucrative Gemini Solar Eclipse prediction market centered on Sunday night's occultation are having none of it, of course. They're siding with Mexican cereologist Jamie Maussan's claims that the 2004...
View ''Mayan Calendar' crop circle or Aztec Roulette Wheel?'
Funny story: Nottingham Healthy Foods Magistrates Court Report for June 2025

Nottingham Healthy Foods Magistrates Court Report for June 2025

Case No. 90823903 Jonathan Obegabi (19) Unemployed computer hacker Found guilty of eating more than one McDonald's burger in a week. Fined £5000, and had his fast food eating licence suspended for two months. Case No. 90823904 Sayed Maqsood Hashemi (54) Taxi Driver Found Guilty of eating a kebab without a mask on. Fined £55, and received two point on his fast food eating licence. Ca...
View 'Nottingham Healthy Foods Magistrates Court Report for June 2025'
Funny story: Congressman: Replace TSA with New Airport Screening Program

Congressman: Replace TSA with New Airport Screening Program

Washington (SAPP) - To stop a mounting surge of complaints against the Transportation Security Agency (TSA), Congressman Westley Guilder (R-Texas) has introduced House Bill 1202 that would change the way TSA screeners handle passengers entering into...
View 'Congressman: Replace TSA with New Airport Screening Program'
Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Saying "Adios" To Her $20 Million A Year American Idol Job!

Jennifer Lopez Saying "Adios" To Her $20 Million A Year American Idol Job!

HOLLYWOOD - After two years of being a judge on American Idol, Jennifer Lopez has decided to hang up her yellow judge's notepad after the current season. J.Lo recently spoke with LaLaland Limelight reporter Huckleberry Citrus and revealed her reas...
View 'Jennifer Lopez Saying "Adios" To Her $20 Million A Year American Idol Job!'
Funny story: Five Years Ago To The Very Day - Local Man Reminisces

Five Years Ago To The Very Day - Local Man Reminisces

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today quite uncharacteristically reminisced about this very day - except five years ago in the year of Our Lord, 2007. "United lost the FA Cup Final to Chelsea," Shuttlecock grumbled. "Gutted I was. Oh yeah, and I got married after fifteen years of dithering. I knew there was something..." Uncertain whether Shuttlecock was being serious or not, Skoob News check...
View 'Five Years Ago To The Very Day - Local Man Reminisces'
Funny story: 'Love To Love You Baby' Goes Internet Viral As Fans Remember Disco Diva Donna Summer

'Love To Love You Baby' Goes Internet Viral As Fans Remember Disco Diva Donna Summer

Donna Summer's debut smash hit record 'Love To Love You Baby' went viral on the internet yesterday, as the dearly departed diva's fans searched for the song that was initially banned by radio stations around the world - including the BBC, back in 197...
View ''Love To Love You Baby' Goes Internet Viral As Fans Remember Disco Diva Donna Summer'
Funny story: Titanic II Sails for New York

Titanic II Sails for New York

Southampton UK: RMS Titanic II sailed for New York City (NYC) today on her maiden voyage following the same course her namesake traversed 104 years ago. The passenger list consisted of international politicians, potentates, Hollywood stars, TV person...
View 'Titanic II Sails for New York'
Funny story: A List of 10 Little Known Facts About David Letterman

A List of 10 Little Known Facts About David Letterman

David Letterman has stated that the greatest late night talk show host of all time was Johnny Carson. He pointed out that Johnny is without a doubt the best even though Jay "The Chinmaster" Leno thinks that he is. David has gone on record as saying that Leno and him both learned 90 percent of what they know about being late night TV talk show hosts from the great Johnny Carson. He then adde...
View 'A List of 10 Little Known Facts About David Letterman'
« Apr 2012 May 2012 Jun 2012 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
27
2nd
16
3rd
24
4th
19
5th
15
6th
19
7th
25
8th
17
9th
29
10th
19
11th
33
12th
17
13th
18
14th
24
15th
17
16th
21
17th
30
18th
20
19th
17
20th
29
21st
27
22nd
25
23rd
26
24th
17
25th
25
26th
20
27th
20
28th
20
29th
23
30th
26
31st
13
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 multiplied by 2?

2 18 20 8


83 readers are online right now!

Go to top