Funny story: The Voice Is Voiceless

The Voice Is Voiceless

Due to falling ratings, a lack of continuous spinning chairs and Danny 'O Emerald Isle, The Voice is considering changing it's format. Despite rejecting Back and to the Left news' idea to save the show (by staking Jessie J to the ground in a car...
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Funny story: Primates begin to speak English, claim 'Planet of the Apes' is Documentary from the Future

Primates begin to speak English, claim 'Planet of the Apes' is Documentary from the Future

Earlier today, zoologists were stunned when three apes from the New York zoo began to speak to them in English. What started as a friendly conversation (the apes thanking the zookeepers for their humane treatment) quickly turned sour. "You can onl...
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Funny story: More letters to The Spoof

More letters to The Spoof

Dear Spoof: I'm now in favor of gay marriage. That's different from before, when I was kind of in favor of it. I'm just saying, if I was gay, I'd get married. I mean that in a good way, of course. President B. Obama Dear Spoof: I always thought Rip Taylor was an American genius. I hear he'll be playing at 'The Comedy Dump" in Houston, TX later this month. I'll probably see you there if yo...
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Funny story: World's top bastards gather for Diamond Jubilee bash

World's top bastards gather for Diamond Jubilee bash

Windsor - Some of the world's most repugnant Global Piss Process luminaries are heading to Windsor Castle for the Diamond Jubilee freakshow. Top of the list is Elizabeth Windsor, ultimate royal hoaxer and wife of the current Pope. Her star-stud...
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Funny story: Man Sues Internet Dating Site

Man Sues Internet Dating Site

A Californian man is using internet dating giant because he claims the standard of women he is meeting is "diabolical". Henry Hurst, 46, a divorced father of 2 joined the well known matchmaking and dating site in January. In that time he has c...
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Funny story: Cheese makes an ideal time machine

Cheese makes an ideal time machine

Cheddar or Gouda, Brie or Edam, it turns out that the congealed mess that is left if you leave milk in the sun can form the basis of a working time machine. "We noticed that the vacuoles of air inside a cheese were remarkably dense," said Professo...
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Funny story: "Smell it? Hell, we're sitting in it!" says Karl Rove

"Smell it? Hell, we're sitting in it!" says Karl Rove

It was not a memo Karl Rove wanted to be made public says Politico in an article this morning. It was meant only for donors to his Super Pac, Crossroads GPS and other millionaire donors such as the Koch brothers. Rove is vehemently denying its existe...
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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Blames The First Two Playoff Loses Against The Oklahoma City Thunder on The "Kardashian Curse"

Kobe Bryant Blames The First Two Playoff Loses Against The Oklahoma City Thunder on The "Kardashian Curse"

OKLAHOMA CITY - When the buzzer ending the second Western Conference playoff game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Oklahoma City Thunder sounded, the boys from the Sooner state were the victors. The amazing Thunder had come from being down 7...
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Funny story: According to Recent Studies, Ten out of Ten Americans are Lazy

According to Recent Studies, Ten out of Ten Americans are Lazy

According to a recent study, America is the first 100% lazy country. Steven J. Henrickson Ph.D. (Britain's top researcher of American habits) conducted the study by asking five hundred Americans to do simple tasks, such as changing the television...
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Funny story: Obama Sues Noam Chomsky, Chris Hedges and Cornell West for Making Him Look Bad by Challenging National Defense Authorization Act

Obama Sues Noam Chomsky, Chris Hedges and Cornell West for Making Him Look Bad by Challenging National Defense Authorization Act

Following a court decision striking down as unconstitutional a provision in the National Defense Authorization Act ("NDAA"), President Barack Obama, who signed the NDAA into law, filed a defamation lawsuit against the plaintiffs in the case. In his c...
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Funny story: Internet Dating - How Not To Start A Relationship (Number 3)

Internet Dating - How Not To Start A Relationship (Number 3)

This series of articles details some of the real (and yes, despite being a spoof site these e-mails are real) sent users on dating websites. The identity of both the sender and receiver of this e-mail have been hidden. From: BigDaddy2012 To: KittyKat Okay, your profile states you are only interested in Jewish men....did you not realize that? It put me off from contacting you earlier (no...
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Funny story: Boxing Champ Manny Pacquiao's Anti-Gay Marriage Remarks Result In His Getting Banned From Disneyland

Boxing Champ Manny Pacquiao's Anti-Gay Marriage Remarks Result In His Getting Banned From Disneyland

LOS ANGELES - Manny "Pac-Man" Pacquiao, who has held boxing titles in eight different boxing weight divisions has just stuck his gloved hand in his mouth. Pacquiao, a 33-year-old Filipino, in an interview with Tango Brisket of Sports Territory Mag...
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Funny story: Internet Dating - How Not To Start A Relationship (Number 2)

Internet Dating - How Not To Start A Relationship (Number 2)

This series of articles details some of the real (and yes, despite being a spoof site these e-mails are real) sent users on dating websites. The identity of both the sender and receiver of this e-mail have been hidden. From: BigDaddy2012 To: Sugarbabylol Hi I kind of did something a little bit unorthodox, well, by that I mean....stupid..... and it has maybe backfired. I told all...
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Funny story: Derek Acorah speaks to the Duke of Wellington during spirit walk to his own toilet.

Derek Acorah speaks to the Duke of Wellington during spirit walk to his own toilet.

The television psychic claims he was randomly approached by 'The Duke' following an unintended 'Spirit Walk' during a restless night after a wine and cheese-fondue dinner party. After they had exchanged pleasantries, Wellington noticed the medium...
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Funny story: Internet Dating - How Not To Start A Relationship (Number 1)

Internet Dating - How Not To Start A Relationship (Number 1)

This series of articles details some of the real (and yes, despite being a spoof site these e-mails are real) sent users on dating websites. The identity of both the sender and receiver of this e-mail have been hidden. From: BigDaddy2012 To: Cougar Barbie 1972 BIG DADDY NEEDS SOME LOVING Hi Baby, How you doing? I noticed that you have been checking out my profile and of course t...
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Funny story: Fury at London Olympics twenty quid club sandwich

Fury at London Olympics twenty quid club sandwich

London - Two slices of Blunderloaf and some chopped 'n' shaped spam will set you back a fiver at this year's Games. Or try the London 2012 Club Sandwich where a mouthwatering £20 gets you exactly the same but with extra spam and a dollop of colesl...
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Funny story: Austerity backlash nixes central banks' stock splurging

Austerity backlash nixes central banks' stock splurging

MUNICH - Ben Bernanke announced at a press conference here today that he was sorry. No more money could be funneled through the central banks of Europe to keep the stock markets afloat. He blamed it on democracy, as exemplified in Greece. "Now...
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Funny story: Penguins lay waste to a London Nightclub

Penguins lay waste to a London Nightclub

Police were called to the Mackerel Nightclub on King Street in London last night after three dozen penguins descended on the club and started causing a riot. "It was mayhem," said chief bouncer, Trevor "No Neck" Wetherspoon. "I was stopping this c...
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Funny story: Child Camel Jockeys

Child Camel Jockeys

Child Camel Jockeys in United Arab Emirates of today and Chimney Sweepers in London of 18th century have both blood-chilling effects on the observer. Child-Camel-Jockey business in United Arab Emirates is an instance of appalling child abuse. Reports say these children are deprived of sleep and medication, beaten, tortured and sexually abused. They are either kidnapped or bought as slaves for t...
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Funny story: Celtics Make An Offer Sixers Cannot Refuse

Celtics Make An Offer Sixers Cannot Refuse

As the Mob members said in The Godfather, it may be time for one team to hit the mattresses. Yes, that smell is actually the Celtic version of Clemenza making meatballs for the gang as they wait to go to war. Mrs. Ray Allen would not approve of th...
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Funny story: Obese becomes a politically incorrect term

Obese becomes a politically incorrect term

Calling somebody obese when they are so overweight that they require a reinforced sofa has been deemed unhelpful, and the search is on for more helpful terms. "People know that they're carrying excess weight," said Penny Schlecht, language co-ordi...
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Funny story: Greek smart phones to solve insolvency

Greek smart phones to solve insolvency

ATHENS - The birthplace of democracy has spawned an even more useful invention: a replacement for the Euro. New smart phones will empower Greeks to issue credit on their smart phones from nothing, just like the big German banks do it. Now, accor...
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Funny story: Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Blames The Arizona Wildfires on President Obama And The Democrats

Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Blames The Arizona Wildfires on President Obama And The Democrats

CROWN KING, Arizona - It is just about summertime and that means two things; hurricanes and wildfires. Arizona has not been hit with a hurricane since 1967, when Hurricane Mazola slammed into Tombstone knocking down power lines, saguaro cactuses,...
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Funny story: Liverpool sack Kenny Dalglish!

Liverpool sack Kenny Dalglish!

Liverpool have sacked Kenny Dalglish after his failure to finish in the top four of the Premier League. Kenny Dalglish's second coming as Liverpool manager is over after he paid the price for failing to compete for a Champions League place. The...
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Funny story: JP Morgan off a few bits on 2 billion Dollar loss

JP Morgan off a few bits on 2 billion Dollar loss

NEW YORK - A computer glitch has been fixed in a JP Morgan computer that clears up the supposed 2 billion Dollar loss. According to computer repair man, Jedeth Shuckerson, the issue was just a few bits wrong. "Actually, there were just a few bits...
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Funny story: Russian Army denies it is invading Denver this month

Russian Army denies it is invading Denver this month

DENVER - General Urineitch retracted his previous announcement that he planned to invade Denver this month. He asks to please not tell anyone they are invading. Sources in Florida, at Disney World, report seeing Russian soldiers in uniform there.
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Funny story: UKBA Airport Border Control Queue Chaos

UKBA Airport Border Control Queue Chaos

The UK Border Force came under strong criticism yesterday after queues at Heathrow Terminal 5 hit record highs. A spokesman for the UKBA defended its' members in a statement released earlier today. He added; " We are doing absolutely all we can...
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Funny story: Rocko's Perspective - Come on, mate, stop scaring them!

Rocko's Perspective - Come on, mate, stop scaring them!

Thanks to those fancy Hollywood movies that utilize a year as a title, or those that have something to do with doom, many people are scared when a date is said to be the end. However this is repeated many times, and it is quite annoying, whether it is said by an evangelist or not. What if a survivor of a typhoon similar to typhoon Washi (Sendong in the Philippines) was told these things by a gr...
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Funny story: Interfaith Volleyball Tournament Launched

Interfaith Volleyball Tournament Launched

LADYGA, GA (Acme Sports) -- An interfaith volleyball tournament was launched last May 1, 2012 in line with Beltane, a pagan holiday. Teams composing of adherents of different religions were competed against each other as friendly matches. The tour...
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Funny story: Jackie Kennedy Onassis Talks To Oprah Winfrey On Secret Tape

Jackie Kennedy Onassis Talks To Oprah Winfrey On Secret Tape

Chicago, IL-- Oprah Winfrey is about to release a videotape that will reveal some of the most tantalizing secrets of the 20th Century. The talk-show queen chatted for two hours with Jackie Kennedy Onassis in early 1993, a year before Jackie died. T...
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