Funny story: Justin Bieber Fans Outraged By Typo - Parents Demand Action

Justin Bieber Fans Outraged By Typo - Parents Demand Action

Parents of teenage fans of teen idol Justin Bieber are furious after a newspaper in Ohio likened the heartthrob's followers to female genitalia. After a recent concert in Cleveland, John Thomas, a part time and unpaid reporter for the Ohio Globe...
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Funny story: Venus turns retrograde as Rebekah Brooks awaits her fate

Venus turns retrograde as Rebekah Brooks awaits her fate

London - The planet of love and luck stands motionless on Tuesday, shagged out in Gemini, sign of the twins. Its stationary transit sees the ex-NewsCorpse diva face the cold steel of handcuffs as CPS lawyers decide if she's perverted, er, the cour...
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Funny story: Supersized cupcakes now on sale

Supersized cupcakes now on sale

In a move that has the anti-obesity brigade up in arms, several cup cake manufacturers have released supersized versions of their cupcake ranges called mugcakes. "This is just another example of more food being available than people actually need,...
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Funny story: Little House On The Prairie A Death Trap Says Building Inspector

Little House On The Prairie A Death Trap Says Building Inspector

Building Inspectors in the small town of Walnut Grove, Minnesota, have called a house, built by the owner "a death trap" and that the residence needs to be demolished or brought up to code by the end of week. The house has no smoke alarms, an ope...
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Funny story: Denver to be liberated by Russian Army

Denver to be liberated by Russian Army

Denver residents are planning to line the streets and welcome the liberating Russian army this month, according to our source, Russian general Urineitch. Despite a puff piece published recently, hundreds of thousands of troops are expected to parade...
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Funny story: Cops Seeking "Person of Interest" Give Up

Cops Seeking "Person of Interest" Give Up

Police in Florida have given up searching for a "person of interest" after conceding that everyone in the town of Boca Raton is as "dull as shit". Chief of Police Wilson Defoe said that the search was fruitless and that his department had given up...
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Funny story: AOL CEO Lied About Swimming Certificate - Steps Down

AOL CEO Lied About Swimming Certificate - Steps Down

Hot on the heels of chief executive of tech firm Yahoo stepping down amid accusations he included a fake computer science degree on his CV, CEO of AOL, Tim Armstrong, has admitted he did not really achieve proficiency in swimming during a summer camp...
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Funny story: Obama to Support "Owner Pet Marriages"

Obama to Support "Owner Pet Marriages"

President Barack Obama on Monday could add more insight into his decision today to support "Owner Pet Marriages" when he holds fundraisers in New York with Pet Food Industry Leaders. Some White House officials have said that Obama initially intend...
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Funny story: Internet Dating Site Announces "Scratch and Sniff" Option

Internet Dating Site Announces "Scratch and Sniff" Option

An Internet Dating giant has announced that members will soon be able to upload their scent to profiles so prospective daters can determine whether or not they like the smell of their potential suitors. This comes after several complaints from users...
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Funny story: Facebook Users Offered Membership Fee Or "Pay As You Go Posting"

Facebook Users Offered Membership Fee Or "Pay As You Go Posting"

Facebook has announced that users will be offered two choices when the highly popular social network site begins charging users next month. As previously announced Facebook will no longer be free to use come the 1st of June and for months Facebook...
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Funny story: After 8 Years "Desperate Housewives" Rides Off Into The Land of $yndication

After 8 Years "Desperate Housewives" Rides Off Into The Land of $yndication

HOLLYWOOD - After an eight year run which included 183 episodes, Wisteria Lane has been closed for some much needed repairs. Desperate Housewives, the creation of Marc "Roly Poly" Cherry has left the 'Soap Opera Building' and will now head into sy...
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Funny story: Angela Merkel Gets One Up The Westphalia - We Told You So, Says Lucid!

Angela Merkel Gets One Up The Westphalia - We Told You So, Says Lucid!

German Chancellor Angela Merkel suffered a signficant blow yesterday when German's biggest region decisively rejected her austerity policies. Her Christian Democrats suffered a heavy defeat in the state of North Rhine-Westphalia, with the Social D...
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Funny story: Brink's-Mat bullion heist burial garden top contender for Chelsea gold

Brink's-Mat bullion heist burial garden top contender for Chelsea gold

London - One of Chelsea Flower Show's town garden entries has been planted to mirror a London back yard suspected of concealing the missing ingots. Officers from the Flying Squad's horticultural division have toiled for weeks creating the replica...
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Funny story: God Announces Recall

God Announces Recall

In a surprise statement, today God announced a recall of humans. All makes and models of the species Homo sapiens are affected. Although no single factor was mentioned as the cause that triggered today's announcement, records and interviews show th...
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Funny story: No Horsing Around: Paul Pierce is on Bronco Garnett

No Horsing Around: Paul Pierce is on Bronco Garnett

Paul Pierce said it: "We're gonna ride Kevin Garnett all the way." Hi-yo, Silver, away! The winning Big Ticket has become the "Rocking Horse Winner." Not since Troy has there been such excitement over a giant gift to the fans. As we reca...
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Funny story: Sensational Government Plan

Sensational Government Plan

The Government, feeling bruised by the two finger salute from those members of the electorate wanting to vote at all, have devised a plan which is widely regarded by the inner circle as a winner. The three pronged revival plan has three prongs:...
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Funny story: 10 Thoughts On Gay Marriage

10 Thoughts On Gay Marriage

* I'm Right Behind It. * Marriage is all about love and security, and in a gay marriage, you can be sure your partner is watching your back. * The term Gay Marriage just needs a more positive image, a user friendly name - how about borrowing the word 'bromance' from Hollywood. * Gay Marriage = Two Stag Nights! * On Sunday Joe Biden says he's comfortable with gay marriage, the next day...
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Funny story: Betty White shows off her Baby Bump

Betty White shows off her Baby Bump

HOLLYWOOD,CA --- Beloved 90-year old actress Betty White said on Friday, she "very, very much favors President Obama in the election", before dropping the bombshell, "by the way this baby bump is real and I am four months pregnant." Anonymous sou...
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Funny story: When is a minute not a minute? Ask Sir Alex!

When is a minute not a minute? Ask Sir Alex!

Yesterday, Sir Alex Ferguson was knackered by his own game, counting the minutes. United were still champions with 2 minutes to go, then a minute later the party was spoiled by an Argentinian (The English love them especially those in light blue)!...
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Funny story: 10 Questions For Home Secretary Theresa May

10 Questions For Home Secretary Theresa May

1. Do people ever confuse you with Teresa (no h) May, the 'glamour' model who appeared in the Prodigy music video 'Smack My Bitch Up' 2. Why do so many ships sink on May Day? 3. Do you know where your diary is today? 4. Do you know what day it is today? 5. Do you ever confuse your Diary with your Dairy? 6. Do you know how many units of alcohol you've drunk this week? 7. When David Cameron go...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney's High School Bullying Still Not as Bad as Obama Claiming Power to Kill Any American Citizen at Any Time Without Judicial Review, Say People with Brains

Mitt Romney's High School Bullying Still Not as Bad as Obama Claiming Power to Kill Any American Citizen at Any Time Without Judicial Review, Say People with Brains

In light of Mitt Romney's revealed bullying of a gay student while in high school, people with operative brain power and the ability to read a newspaper have noted that, despite the gravity of restraining somebody and forcibly cutting their hair, it...
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Funny story: Senior Moments - Government Plans Action

Senior Moments - Government Plans Action

Home Office sources have revealed that the Government is to take urgent action over the definition of "senior moments." Everyone over a certain age knows the anxiety that goes with moments like walking into a room, only to forget why. But top...
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Funny story: Feminist fights flesh-eating bacteria

Feminist fights flesh-eating bacteria

Christmas is coming, but not for Sandy Harvey who is a devote feminist. Her body is in the hospital being ravished by a tiny microbe named Aeromonas hydrophila. While on vacation, Harvey went for a swim in a river where she cut her elbow on a roc...
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Funny story: White House Sandwich Shop to Expand

White House Sandwich Shop to Expand

Washington DC: One of the best kept secrets in this politically leaky town is the White House Sandwich Shop. The café located in upscale Georgetown is undergoing an expansion to accommodate the increasing size of the lunchtime crowds of Obama adminis...
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