Funny story: Elvis Comes To Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #6)

Elvis Comes To Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #6)

Ralph was just opening up his concrete garden ornaments business after running to the bank to see if his Crazy Check had been automatically deposited when his buddy Melvin come by. "Ralph, you thank that President Orbama person will let old Raw Pand cut our Crazy Checks?" "Naw. This years a votin year. No one gonna mess with our Crazy Checks till the votins over." "Well, I brung you a nic...
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Funny story: Top Brand Colas to be Yellow Following Ingredient Change

Top Brand Colas to be Yellow Following Ingredient Change

The leading soft drink suppliers Coca Cola and Pepsi have both announced that in order to meet product labelling rules in California they are reducing the amount of caramel colouring in their products. However, neither company has explained the ra...
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Funny story: Lunar Flare To Hit Earth Tonight And Cause Mass Insanity

Lunar Flare To Hit Earth Tonight And Cause Mass Insanity

Houston, TX-- A horrific flare from the moon is expected to hit the earth later tonight. The blast is actually courtesy of the sun, which has been plagued by solar eruptions every day since January. The sun's light then bounces off the moon, causin...
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Funny story: Hellfire pastor to officiate at Obama-Cameron prayer breakfast

Hellfire pastor to officiate at Obama-Cameron prayer breakfast

Washington DC - First Hellfire Tabernacle of Dupont Circle pastor the Reverend Tobias P Throttlefrotter will conduct Holy Supplication at next week's White House prayer breakfast meeting between President Obama and UK PM David Cameron. An awesome...
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Funny story: 'This is a Fit & Proper Mess We're In' Murdoch

'This is a Fit & Proper Mess We're In' Murdoch

Outrage swept Parent company of James Murdoch, NEWS Corpse, at the suggestion that James was not fit. 'I have seen him running for cover for months' said a friend Hack Earwig 'he's very quick, even slippery. Of course he's fit!' But the question r...
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Funny story: Make Bradford British

Make Bradford British

Racism is alive and well and festering in the heart of Bradford or is it? The Boy and Barrel is a pub in the heart of Bradford. We witnessed a sickening barrage of insults aimed at wonderful young Muslim woman Sabbiyah who made her case as a British citizen and rightly so. However was this racism or was the fat headed, beer swilling buffoon telling her to wear a mini skirt just an idiot. De...
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Funny story: Man United quit midweek European matches because of 'busy fixture list'

Man United quit midweek European matches because of 'busy fixture list'

Manchester United Yankee owner Win Doe Glazer has decided that the team will withdraw from all European fixtures for the rest of the season. A United spokesman confirmed the withdrawal, which will happen after next weeks Europa League second leg...
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Funny story: Santorum: "I never said The Virgin Mary should have had a paternity test, NEVER!!"

Santorum: "I never said The Virgin Mary should have had a paternity test, NEVER!!"

Rick Santorum, candidate for president of the United States, tried once again, to walk back some of his controversial statements pertaining to women. As the press corps looked on in stunned silence, he continued,"And I never said, for every great...
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Funny story: Obama Tackles Moby Dick

Obama Tackles Moby Dick

Under considerable pressure to do something to lower gasoline prices, President Obama called a surprise news conference today to announce a change of direction in our national energy policy. With Secretary of Energy Dr. Stephen Chu standing at his side, Mr. Obama announced a major new renewable resource energy initiative. Following is a transcript of the conference, Mr Obama: "Good afternoon...
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Funny story: Naked WI Girls - At Her Majesty's Pleasure!

Naked WI Girls - At Her Majesty's Pleasure!

The latest batch of Women's Institute members planning to get their kit off for charity are a little bit different from the usual set... ... they're all convicts! So far the 40 WI girls at Bronzefield Prison, Surrey, have learned about baking a...
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Funny story: Tapping the power of the aurora

Tapping the power of the aurora

Scientists at the Gillingham Institute for Gifted Geese have finally discovered how to tap into the last of the great green sources of electricity: aurorae. "Every single day, several hundred million gigawatt of electricity are generated at both...
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Funny story: Bay of Biscay opened up and swallowed a team of European tiddlers!

Bay of Biscay opened up and swallowed a team of European tiddlers!

The Spanish Armada was nothing compared to this show of Basque warfare. It seemed as though the stormy Bay of Biscay opened up and devoured a United team filled with European tiddlers! Wave after wave of them caught the "headless Tiddlers" swimmin...
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Funny story: The American Idol Judges Send Jeremy Rosado Back Home To Florida

The American Idol Judges Send Jeremy Rosado Back Home To Florida

Hollywood - American Idol's Top 13 are now The Top Dozen as the three judge eliminated 19-year-old Jeremy Rosado. Rosado and Elise Testone, 28, of Charleston, South Carolina were the two lowest vote getters. Out of 30 million votes that were cast,...
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Funny story: Sandra Fluke's Attorney States They're Getting Ready To File A $300 Million Lawsuit Against Rush Limbaugh

Sandra Fluke's Attorney States They're Getting Ready To File A $300 Million Lawsuit Against Rush Limbaugh

LOS ANGELES - Georgetown University coed Sandra Fluke has just secured the legal services of one of the country's top attorneys, Ginger Allred, cousin of the widely known Gloria Allred. Miss Fluke stated that Miss Allred agreed to take her case on...
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Funny story: Demi Moore Enters Celebrity Math Rehab

Demi Moore Enters Celebrity Math Rehab

Palm Springs, CA - Filming began this week for this season's Celebrity Math Rehab where actress Demi Moore, 49, has settled in quite nicely. Moore was the last of the celebrities to join the cast, and only agreed to do so with pressure from many...
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Funny story: Women Protest on Oil Price Increase In Line with International Women's Day

Women Protest on Oil Price Increase In Line with International Women's Day

JAKARTA, INDONESIA (CWTS World News) -- In line with the International Women's Day, women protest the increase of prices of cooking oil that also affected other countries worldwide. "Our concern on this issue is that women carry these kinds of bur...
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Funny story: The Queen Set To Be A Judge On 'The HRH Factor'

The Queen Set To Be A Judge On 'The HRH Factor'

Television's flattest headed peddler of crap, Simon Cowell, is in advanced talks with the Queen in an attempt to convince her to be a judge on his new regality show, 'The HRH Factor'. Her majesty actually came up with the idea and pitched it to Co...
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