Funny story: Limbaugh:"Liberals want to open up Pandora's Box and you to pay for it!"

Limbaugh:"Liberals want to open up Pandora's Box and you to pay for it!"

Rush Limbaugh opened his program yesterday afternoon with a statement that further shocked most Americans, cost him seven more advertisers, and sent the entire Board of Directors of NOW into an alcohol and drug induced coma. Limbaugh: "Three was...
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Funny story: The Mystery Of Puddleby Cove - Featuring The Spiffing Six - Episode Five

The Mystery Of Puddleby Cove - Featuring The Spiffing Six - Episode Five

The story so far... To be brutally honest, there isn't much of a story so far. In fact it's all just a little confusing. Youthful adventurers, The Spiffing Six are on holiday in Cornwall at Aunt Peg's cottage, and they haven't really done much of anything, other than eat and drink a lot. They did see a mysterious light out on the cliffs, but nothing seems to have come of the anticlimactic incid...
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Funny story: "FFS Lay Off Balotelli!" - Says Die Hard United Fan

"FFS Lay Off Balotelli!" - Says Die Hard United Fan

Die hard Manchester United fan, Donald Skoob, a janitor at Salford University, today appealed to the media, and his fellow fans, to lay off Mario Balotelli. Skoob roundly condemned the media sensationalism surrounding the young Italian striker, in...
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Funny story: Latest Episode Of Spiffing Six Saga To Be Released Within The Hour!

Latest Episode Of Spiffing Six Saga To Be Released Within The Hour!

Skoob Entertainment News's inside man, Martin Shuttlecock, has just related that the long awaited latest episode of The Mystery Of Puddleby Cove - Featuring The Spiffing Six - Episode Five is to be released within the hour. It is anticipated that...
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Funny story: American Women Are Sluts, Source Says

American Women Are Sluts, Source Says

The leader of a respectable political party said this week that most American women are sluts. He named one woman specifically, who advocated the use of tax money for birth control, using the euphemism "women's health." The party leader, who is al...
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Funny story: Ed Sheeran triumphs at The Ginger Awards

Ed Sheeran triumphs at The Ginger Awards

The first ever Ginger Awards took place last night with singing ginger Ed Sheeran winning three awards. The carrot top won "most musical ginger", "coolest ginger haircut" and "best ginger newcomer". Other winners included Chris Evans for "best rad...
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Funny story: Secret Weapons of World War II

Secret Weapons of World War II

A box of secret documents from WW2 were discovered this week in a long-forgotten chill-out room at the Ministry of Defence in London. The documents detail British weapons research during the war, and are so unbelievable that they could almost have been invented for a Channel 5 documentary. A Channel 5 documentary on them will be aired later this week. Many of the planned weapons never came to f...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Cleavage Bra Blah Blah Blah - DM Scoops Piffle Prize Again!

Lady Gaga Cleavage Bra Blah Blah Blah - DM Scoops Piffle Prize Again!

The Daily Mail romped home with today's Piffle Prize for puerile and mundane reporting with a headline that is quite simply too mind numbingly dull to repeat in its entirety in the pages of this steamed organ. The bollockingly brilliant and irrepr...
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Funny story: PM and QC brother Alexander Cameron 'to ride sidesaddle in Olympics donkey derby'

PM and QC brother Alexander Cameron 'to ride sidesaddle in Olympics donkey derby'

Cotswolds - The siblings will compete in the London 2012 Olympic Ass of the Year race over seven furlongs it was announced today. The new event in the Olympic Schedule has been described as made in heaven for the bruvvers after both showed some am...
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Funny story: Obama Abducted by Space Aliens...Biden Now President...Dems Mourn

Obama Abducted by Space Aliens...Biden Now President...Dems Mourn

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) -- President Barack Obama was abducted by the crew of a space ship and has not been heard from since 4:20 a.m. (EST). Accordingly, Vice Presideent Joseph Biden has assumed the office of the presidency. His first act was to pr...
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Funny story: Sherlock Holmes And Hercule Poirot To Marry

Sherlock Holmes And Hercule Poirot To Marry

London, England-- The two greatest detectives of all time have announced their engagement! Sherlock Holmes and Hercule Perot will marry each other in a civil ceremony on April Fools Day. Dr. Watson will be the best man for both gentlemen. Sherlo...
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Funny story: Panic at Daily Mail as paper "runs out of transgender stories"

Panic at Daily Mail as paper "runs out of transgender stories"

Hacks at The Daily Mail were reeling yesterday as it emerged that they had "run out of transgender people to demean and misrepresent" . A source from inside the News Room told us "It's awful. It looks like we've just used up all the trans people. We...
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Funny story: Controversial winner of Mum of the Year

Controversial winner of Mum of the Year

The Mum of the Year, ironically sponsored by a fox this year, has thrown up yet another controversial winner. Previous winners have included Kerry Katona and Margaret Thatcher. This year had many names that were already controversial, but none so...
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Funny story: A True Diary of Woe - Part Forty-Nine

A True Diary of Woe - Part Forty-Nine

A diary of one man's (Using the term lossely) utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and impecuniousness, starting in August 1947 Chapter 92 - The wind blew hard across the decaying graffiti'd gravestone littered cemetery.... The wind blew hard across the decaying graveyard. Creating unholy noises, and blowing up the Guards trouser legs something rotten, as he made his way acro...
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Funny story: A True Diary of Woe - Part Forty-Eight - The Night of the Flood

A True Diary of Woe - Part Forty-Eight - The Night of the Flood

A diary of one man's (Using the term lossely) utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and impecuniousness, starting in August 1947 Chapter 91 - The Night of the Flood The site was well out into the sticks, and consisted of the main factory, 12 electricity substations, and 3 separate warehouses, a fish pond (really no joke!) a secondary site with 15 lorries, offices, a fuelling po...
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Funny story: Pontius Pilate to be Canonised

Pontius Pilate to be Canonised

Pontius Pilate, the man best known for sentencing Jesus to his death, is set to be Canonised later this month. The move comes after a heavy influx of reprehensible, high profile beings in the last 10 years. People like Jordan, Sarah Palin and Pie...
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Funny story: Rowling's New Book

Rowling's New Book

Speculation is rife as to the plot of J.K. Rowling's new book for adults. Her first editor Barry Cunningham was unavailable for comment. Ian Rankin, friend of Rowling's and Scotland's most renowned thriller writer was also unavailable for comment. Geoffrey Archer was not available for comment either. Just who her present editor is remains a mystery. However, in a recent poll among the UK's leading...
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Funny story: A True Diary of Woe - Part Forty-Seven - Stanley Matthews or Jonah?

A True Diary of Woe - Part Forty-Seven - Stanley Matthews or Jonah?

A diary of one man's (Using the term lossely) utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and impecuniousness, starting in August 1947 Chapter 91 - Stanley Matthews, or Jonah? It was on a very heavy muddy wet playing field come pitch, come quagmire on Melbourne Road Park, that I made my first (and only) appearance in the Nottingham Thursday Football League, for the Nottingham Co-op S...
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Funny story: Facebook Introduces Ability To Comment On A Comment, Accidentally Unleashes Infinite Loop

Facebook Introduces Ability To Comment On A Comment, Accidentally Unleashes Infinite Loop

PALO ALTO-In what was intended as a neat way for friends and family to say their peace on the peace that another person said on an original post that may or may not be a mutual friend, Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg claims he had absolutely...
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Funny story: Rice a Roni - Song Parody of Tenderoni by Chromeo

Rice a Roni - Song Parody of Tenderoni by Chromeo

It is back a(gain) so tell a (friend) its rice a (its rice a) its rice a (aaaaa) Tell a (friend) tell a (freind) you and i, baby we cook side by side. me and you, tell me what we're gonna do (2x) no matter what i came here to cook no matter what you came here to eat we really aint got nowhere to go cuz I want some rice a roni (2x) you and i, baby we cook side by side. me and yo...
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Funny story: Charles "Motor Mouth" Barkley Has Stuck His Oversized Foot In His Venomous Mouth Again!

Charles "Motor Mouth" Barkley Has Stuck His Oversized Foot In His Venomous Mouth Again!

NEW YORK CITY - Charles Barkley, alias the "Round Mound of Rebound" has once again let his mouth overload his bottom side. The "Chuckster" has gone and written a check that his fat behind cannot cash. And the object of Barkley's verbal assault are...
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Funny story: The Big Dipper's Anniversary: 100 Points and Videos Of His 20,000 Sex Partners

The Big Dipper's Anniversary: 100 Points and Videos Of His 20,000 Sex Partners

BILLINGSGATE POST - Fifty years ago on March 2, 1962, Wilt Chamberlain turned in one of the most legendary performances in sport's history, scoring 100 points in the Philadelphia Warriors' victory against the New York Knicks. It's a record that has n...
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Funny story: Wind power plans to go ahead

Wind power plans to go ahead

Government proposals for a large wind farm off the coast of Scotland were approved today, and construction may begin as early as next year. However, local groups have voiced their concerns. Anti-wind energy group Breaking Wind were disappointed wi...
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