Funny story: Olly's Peri-Peri Folly

Olly's Peri-Peri Folly

Olly Murs was mincing with joy last night as he discovered the chicken kings Nando's have named their new sauce after him. The new "weak, bland and totally not gay" flavour goes on sale next week. The sauce witch tastes exactly like the back of the c...
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Funny story: Just Exactly Whose Heart Was Transplanted Into Dick Cheney's Chest?

Just Exactly Whose Heart Was Transplanted Into Dick Cheney's Chest?

News information services have informed us that former President-Of-Vice Dick Cheney has had a heart transplant. The former Halliburton head man had to wait almost two years to get his new ticker because of the difficulty of finding a heart evil...
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Funny story: Archaeologists Discover French Toast Flavored Pop-Tarts

Archaeologists Discover French Toast Flavored Pop-Tarts

NEVADA-In what is already being hailed around the world as the find of the century, a team of archaeologists in Nevada have discovered the previously believed-to-be-extinct flavor of French Toast Pop-Tarts on a local grocery store shelf. Dr. Doug...
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Funny story: Computer geek builds software for the process of teleportation

Computer geek builds software for the process of teleportation

17 year old computer-freak, Glenn Davidson, of New York, achieved a breakthrough in the process of teleportation of physical matter. The geek has built a software by the name of 'Great Escape' that uploads/scans any physical matter, including living...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber comes out of the closet...and goes back in with someone unexpected!

Justin Bieber comes out of the closet...and goes back in with someone unexpected!

A month after celebrating his 18th birthday, the self-proclaimed pop-star, Justin Bieber, reveals his true preference, sex-wise. The intuition shared by billions around the world finally proves to be true. In a quick interview with the young star,...
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Funny story: Alien message received on the fax machine of a Texas resident

Alien message received on the fax machine of a Texas resident

On Wednesday, March 28th, a rather mysterious message was received by the fax machine of Mr. Vincent D. Anderson, a resident of Dallas, Texas. On inquiring with him about the fax, he said, "At approximately 6 P.M. the fax machine started ringing. I picked up the receiver to get the fax. I (was) expecting a fax from one of the suppliers that I do business with. However, as soon as the machine s...
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Funny story: "Cameron's A Lying Bastard" - Asserts Yorkshireman

"Cameron's A Lying Bastard" - Asserts Yorkshireman

West Yorkshire real gravy campaigner, and pie and pastie VAT rebel, Ken Mither, today renounced Prime Sinister David Cameron, claiming that the PM's claims of eating a Cornish pastie at Leeds railway station was "a load of utter bollocks." Mr Mith...
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Funny story: Local Man Panics - Amasses Huge Stockpile Of Pies, Pasties And Belgian Lager

Local Man Panics - Amasses Huge Stockpile Of Pies, Pasties And Belgian Lager

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today announced that in order to keep up with panic buying in the UK - just in case something happens - he has spent the last three hours panic buying pies, pasties and Belgian lager across virtually every supermarket in...
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Funny story: Habitable Super-Earths found circling Red Dwarfs; Virgin Airways are now taking bookings!

Habitable Super-Earths found circling Red Dwarfs; Virgin Airways are now taking bookings!

Super-Earths orbiting red dwarf stars have been discovered and on hearing this brand new discovery, Virgin Airways has set up a hot-line for people interested in moving to some of them. They are planning regular flights to the planets and Pickford...
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Funny story: Wal-Mart to run for President!!

Wal-Mart to run for President!!

Mike Duke, President and CEO of the Wal-Mart Corporation held a news conference this morning and announced to a stunned press corps that his corporation will run for President of the United States! Duke started his statement by saying, "Corporatio...
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Funny story: New Life-Essential Vitamin Discovered - Vitamin Q, Found Only in Water Chestnuts

New Life-Essential Vitamin Discovered - Vitamin Q, Found Only in Water Chestnuts

Scientists have discovered a previously unknown and highly essential vitamin, vitamin Q, which is reportedly found only in water chestnuts. "Vitamin Q is absolutely and utterly vital to life," stated nutritional expert Dr. Anders Chase in a presen...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Eliminates Martina Navratilova: Tony Dovolani Complains That Derek Hough and Mark Ballas Always Get The Prettiest or Best Celebrity Partners

Dancing With The Stars Eliminates Martina Navratilova: Tony Dovolani Complains That Derek Hough and Mark Ballas Always Get The Prettiest or Best Celebrity Partners

HOLLYWOOD - Season 14 of Dancing With The Stars has sent the first celebrity packing. And that dreaded distinction this season goes to tennis legend Martina Navratilova. Navratilova's legendary tennis back swing did not help her one bit in dancing...
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Funny story: Obama Secret Service Entourage to Use Nissan Leafs to Battle High Gas Prices, Sneak out of Town Easier

Obama Secret Service Entourage to Use Nissan Leafs to Battle High Gas Prices, Sneak out of Town Easier

In order to battle the high price of gasoline US President, Barack Obama, announced that his entire entourage of Secret Service Agents and Twitter advisors have replaced all of the current Secret Service vehicles with the fully electric Nissan Leafs.
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Funny story: Evolution riddle finally not solved exclusive!

Evolution riddle finally not solved exclusive!

The riddle of how our ancestors 'evolved' from moving on all fours to being bipedal has at last not been answered. A recent study, where 'evolution scientits' (not a spelling mistake)spent 14 months on holiday in Guinea, West Africa concluded that...
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Funny story: Ziggy Stardust Plaque Should Be In Chiswick, Says Local Rock Expert

Ziggy Stardust Plaque Should Be In Chiswick, Says Local Rock Expert

The plaque unveiled to commemorate the 40th anniversary of an iconic rock album is in the wrong place, according a local musicologist. Gary Kemp out of Spandau Ballet unveiled the plaque in Heddon St, London, where the cover photo for David Bowie'...
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Funny story: High Street Antics

High Street Antics

London, England. In scenes rarely captured in the city, twenty seven quantity surveyors donned Dark Ages costumes and ran wildly down the high street screaming "It's your London!". Passersby were mildly amused by the unusual antics and even one witne...
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Funny story: Will the US Army attack Iran with new WMD?

Will the US Army attack Iran with new WMD?

FORT KNOX, KY (ABSNN)-Known primarily for guarding the US gold supply, the US Army Base at Fort Knox, Kentucky is an impregnable base. Although it has long been rumored to no longer contain gold, especially by Texas Congressman Ron Paul, experts...
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Funny story: Couple's lava lamp flat blast hell as Sun squares up to Pluto

Couple's lava lamp flat blast hell as Sun squares up to Pluto

London - "Don't blame retrograde Mercury and Mars for this hellish fiasco," star-gazing experts said today following a massive blast in an East London residential property. It's resulted in a Bethnal Green couple being treated for burns and shock...
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Funny story: Cameron comes out fighting in the 'cash for access' row

Cameron comes out fighting in the 'cash for access' row

In the light of the Sunday Times revelations that the Tory party are taking money in exchange for access to David Cameron the Prime Minister has come out fighting. Far from distancing himself from the whole sorry debacle he has announced that he i...
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Funny story: Gronk Spices Up Dunkin Donuts

Gronk Spices Up Dunkin Donuts

Gronkin Donuts? The man handing out coffee at the drive-thru window at Dunkin Donuts was none other than the inestimable Rob Gronkowski. His latest product endorsement wins our approval. We used to think only Rajon Rondo could make us dunk, but n...
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Funny story: Myanmar Embraces Facebook As Electronic Medical Record

Myanmar Embraces Facebook As Electronic Medical Record

(AP) Yangon -The long impoverished South East Asian nation of Myanmar is understood to be in negotiations with The World Health Organisation (WHO) co-founder Derek Zoolander to trial Facebook as an International Electronic Medical Record. Speakin...
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Funny story: Intelligent Design community demand ID Spoofs to be put in the Science and Technology Category

Intelligent Design community demand ID Spoofs to be put in the Science and Technology Category

The Intelligent Design movement have gone to the courts to force popular satirical news site, The Spoof, to put Spoofs that ridicule evolution and promote creationism into the Science and Technology section along side items that ridicule Creationism.
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Funny story: A True Diary of Woe - Part Fifty-Three

A True Diary of Woe - Part Fifty-Three

A diary of one man's (Using the term man lossely) utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and impecuniousness, starting in August 1947 Chapter 96 The Night of the Call-Out! The client requested two Security Officer to cover for the night, for their own guards who had both reported in sick. To cover a meeting/party of executives party. It was at a posh mansion just outside Leice...
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Funny story: The Captured Virgins

The Captured Virgins

Does it matter whether the biblical story of 'Cain and Abel' is true or not? Besides, aren't we of the same species and, therefore, brothers? Brothers have fought off their rival brothers. Jealousy and arrogance in man has led both sexes to all sorts of violence. This ancient grudge existed between two Arabs, Hashim, great grandfather of prophet of Islam and his nephew, Umayyah, dating back...
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Funny story: Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev To Star In The Vampire Thriller "There's A Bloody App For That"

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev To Star In The Vampire Thriller "There's A Bloody App For That"

LOS ANGELES - The temperature in Tinsel Town was hovering in the mid-90s and Venice Beach was brimming with beach goers wearing every color and design of micro swimsuits imaginable. Two of the most famous Venice Beach visitors were Nina Dobrev and...
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Funny story: Four Horsemen Of Apocalypse Ride Roughshod Over Obamacare

Four Horsemen Of Apocalypse Ride Roughshod Over Obamacare

BILLINGSGATE POST - Outlined against a blue, grey Washington sky the Four Horsemen rode once again. In Biblical lore they are known as famine, pestilence, destruction and death. These are only aliases. Their real names are: Kennedy, Scalia, Rober...
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