Funny story: "Jailing Internet/Twitter/Facebook Trolls Is Not The Answer" Says Local Man

"Jailing Internet/Twitter/Facebook Trolls Is Not The Answer" Says Local Man

In a studied response to the revelation that a Twitter troll of the internet persuasion has been locked up for eight weekendless weeks, after Twitter-trolling the unfortunate circumstances surrounding Bolton Wanderers defender Fabrice Muamba's distur...
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Funny story: Romney Agrees to Support Affordable Care Act If Renamed RomBamaCare

Romney Agrees to Support Affordable Care Act If Renamed RomBamaCare

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney reportedly promised President Barack Obama that he would support the controversial federal healthcare legislation known as "ObamaCare" on the condition that the Affordable Care Act is renamed "RomBamaCare...
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Funny story: Brixton stallholder's fury at Osborne 'pasty' tax

Brixton stallholder's fury at Osborne 'pasty' tax

London - An Electric Avenue jerk hut proprietor has spoken of his dismay at the new 20% VAT hike on hot takeaway food. "Damn tax on munchies in this time of adversities," Sammy Aikliss grumbled tonight, "filthy thievin Tory bastards is poachin the...
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Funny story: Orbital Space Junk Missing International Space Station Turns out to be Kardashian's Dirty Laundry

Orbital Space Junk Missing International Space Station Turns out to be Kardashian's Dirty Laundry

The space junk that nearly hit the International Space Station (ISS) was erroneously reported to have been a discarded fragment from a Russian rocket booster. Upon further investigation it has been discovered that the space junk was actually the Kar...
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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa develop the push-down bra

Sparks and Mensa develop the push-down bra

Large breasted women everywhere can now finally rejoice. For a long time, women of limited cleavage have been able to buy push up bras to bring them more in line with the perceived national average. The perceived national average is two cup sizes...
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Funny story: Yorkshire Chips N Gravy Campaigner Ken Mither Backs Greggs In Pie And Pastie VAT Row

Yorkshire Chips N Gravy Campaigner Ken Mither Backs Greggs In Pie And Pastie VAT Row

Well known chips and gravy campaigner, Ken Mither, of Cleckhuddersfax, West Yorkshire today announced that he would be backing legal moves by bakery giant, Greggs to oppose the imposition of VAT on pies, pasties, and sausage rolls. Further, Mr Mit...
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Funny story: Crush

Crush

With both hands still positioned on the edges of his keyboard and a few visually interesting but inane documents open on his desktop, he hoped that a passer by would not notice the redness of his face and the firmness of his jaw muscles while he clenched his teeth. It had been more than 15 minutes since Howard Kanupy had left an office carrying the presentation materials that the boss had asked...
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Funny story: Political Facebook - Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, and Ron Paul

Political Facebook - Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, and Ron Paul

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Rick Santorum: Hey Mitt how's your Etch A Sketch doing? 8:14 a.m. Mitt Romney: It's doing great Ricky boy. Do you still really feel that if I ran against President Obama that Republicans should vote for him and not me, a GOPer. 8:19 a.m. Rick Santorum: Do skunks stink? Is Lake Michigan wet? Does Lindsay Lohan have hundreds and hundreds of freckles? Of course I do "Hai...
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Funny story: Johann Sebastian beBop makes Arizona rap debut to adoring fans

Johann Sebastian beBop makes Arizona rap debut to adoring fans

TEMPE, AZ (ABSNN) -"There is yet hope for rap music," said an enthusiastic Governor Jan Brewer who introduced 11-year-old Johann Sebastian beBop, a Caucasian rap singer. Master beBop sang or chanted before a throng of 20,000 last night in Tempe...
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Funny story: Queen's bank to be flogged off to Arabs

Queen's bank to be flogged off to Arabs

London - Some Abu Dhabi shaikhs are in the frame to snap up disgraced royal bank C**tts & Co. The Queen's personal slushfund was fined £8.75million yesterday after the FSA slammed its high-risk 'politically exposed persons' caught up in a Pala...
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Funny story: Evolution eggs - yawn, another 'Amazing' fossil discovery

Evolution eggs - yawn, another 'Amazing' fossil discovery

Another fossil discovery has been made, and true to form it is hailed as 'amazing'. The mesosaur egg was at first mistaken for dung when it was found in south america by Graciela Piñeiro. It turned out that instead of being a turd, it was in...
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Funny story: Assisted dying clinic launches a budget euthanasia clinic

Assisted dying clinic launches a budget euthanasia clinic

The assisted dying clinic Deathlab has teamed up with Sound As A Pound, the high street budget supermarket to provide Euthanasia on a budget. "One of the main objections to euthanasia in the past," said Deathlab chairperson, Sue Aside, "is the cos...
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Funny story: Dinner Guest List Horror

Dinner Guest List Horror

"After great pressure from a media out to get me I am becoming transparent and providing names of all my Dinner guests for the current year." So runs the latest press release from the Cameron publicity machine. It is clear that some of these guest...
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Funny story: Fuel tanker drivers vote yes to disrupting more traffic than usual

Fuel tanker drivers vote yes to disrupting more traffic than usual

Fuel tanker drivers have voted in favour of obstructing markedly more journeys than usual in an ongoing row over safety conditions which have seen them placed in a similar amount of danger to someone trying to over-take one of their vehicles, the Uni...
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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch their nudist range

Sparks and Mensa launch their nudist range

Sparks and Mensa, the clothing store for the High IQ High Street shopper, are to launch a range of clothing suitable for nudists. "Intense market research at a variety of nudist camps and beaches have led us to believe that such a range would not...
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Funny story: Spoof Editor: "We're Done -- Made up stuff way less funny than the real things the U.S. presidential candidates are saying"

Spoof Editor: "We're Done -- Made up stuff way less funny than the real things the U.S. presidential candidates are saying"

Saying "You can't make this stuff up", Editor John Cleeson announced today The Spoof was changing its corporate model to one "based solely on real news stories" following what he called an "epidemic of crazy real batshit stuff from the States." "W...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Derek Hough Says That There Is No Truth To The Intimate Rumors Regarding Him and His Dance Partner Maria Menounos

Dancing With The Stars: Derek Hough Says That There Is No Truth To The Intimate Rumors Regarding Him and His Dance Partner Maria Menounos

HOLLYWOOD - Len "The Grouch" Goodman, the English judge on Dancing With The Stars, has stated that this years season 14 celebrities are the very best ever on DWTS. Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli, the Italian judge echoed Goodman's sentiments adding...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers To Host The New Reality Game Show "Etch A Sketch This!"

Joan Rivers To Host The New Reality Game Show "Etch A Sketch This!"

NEW YORK CITY - Comedian Joan Rivers who appears on the E Channel show The Fashion Police as well as on WE's Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best has just agreed to host her very own reality game show. The razor-tongued Rivers has been signed to be t...
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Funny story: The Santorum Sanitarium - Rick Santorum Speaks Up About Mental Health

The Santorum Sanitarium - Rick Santorum Speaks Up About Mental Health

Yesterday afternoon, Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum flabbergasted supporters at a campaign rally in western Arizona by discussing the often-taboo issue of mental health - including that of himself and the other presidential candidate...
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Funny story: With no Democratic challengers to Obama the Party decides to email nomination and save costs

With no Democratic challengers to Obama the Party decides to email nomination and save costs

CHARLOTTE, NC (ABSNN)-The City of Charlotte, North Carolina was looking forward to the 2012 Democratic National Convention that was to be held from September 3-6. An announcement that the convention would be scuttled is to be released by the par...
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