Funny story: 2012 Games in Doubt

2012 Games in Doubt

Doubt is a small underground village at the centre of lead mines in Derbyshire, where the Pot-Holing competition is to be held. The course involves lying on your back on a floating plank, and stepping along the roof, whilst downing a pint of Pollard'...
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Funny story: Extrovert Condom a Must Have at Austin's South by Southwest Conference

Extrovert Condom a Must Have at Austin's South by Southwest Conference

The accidental maker of the Extrovert Pants, popular in London, has developed the Extrovert Condom in time for it to hit the streets in Austin this week for the South by Southwest Interactive Conference. While The Spoof's booth was not in a premi...
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Funny story: Texas-Hawaii swap creates a 'more profitable, tasteful union'

Texas-Hawaii swap creates a 'more profitable, tasteful union'

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. Department of Interior announced today that it will move Texas into the South Pacific and replace it with the Hawaiian Islands in the newly-created Gulf of New Mexico. Officials said the land-swap, among many other be...
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Funny story: VP Joe Biden Reassures US Public That Drug Smuggling From Mexico Cut By Ten Percent..However!

VP Joe Biden Reassures US Public That Drug Smuggling From Mexico Cut By Ten Percent..However!

Vice President Joe Biden has spent the past three months making trips from Washington to various areas of the United States/Mexican border and has announced today that drug traffic coming in from Mexico is down by ten percent over the past three year...
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Funny story: Ugliest dog in the world is dead and it wasn't pretty!

Ugliest dog in the world is dead and it wasn't pretty!

The dog voted ugliest in the world called Yoda has died, RIP, and it wasn't a pretty sight. Skinny, pale with sunken boss-eyed-eyes, Yoda passed away sadly and her owners have sworn to have her stuffed so they will never forget how ugly she really wa...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Linked To Monty Burns

Mitt Romney Linked To Monty Burns

Shocking footage has emerged showing Mitt Romney hugging, then introducing renowned evil businessman C.Montgomery Burns to an audience of student evil businessman. The videotape, which was filmed in 1974 at the C.Montgomery Burns Evil Businessman...
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Funny story: African Warlord London Colney renounces violence after Internet Campaign

African Warlord London Colney renounces violence after Internet Campaign

Genocidal African Warlord and enslaver of children, London Colney, has renounced violence and has promised to mend his ways, thanks to a viral campain by pressure group Unseen Kids. The group, whose mission is to bring about world peace by wearing pl...
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Funny story: 24-Year-Old Hasn't A Clue What He Did Before Internet Browser Tabs

24-Year-Old Hasn't A Clue What He Did Before Internet Browser Tabs

NEW YORK-In an unparalleled display of mental lapse, local 24-year-old Rick Floyter admits he has absolutely no clue what he did before the browser tab. "I suppose I used separate windows, but I really can't be sure," he said. Tabs have been arou...
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Funny story: GOP candidates caught in 3-way! Laws broken in eleven southern states!

GOP candidates caught in 3-way! Laws broken in eleven southern states!

The three remaining candidates for the GOP nomination for president were reported to be caught in a three-way on election night this past Tuesday. As the news exploded over the internet, the mainstream media avoided reporting the story, Christian con...
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Funny story: London axeman disgusted by 'discriminatory' Goldman Sachs career opportunities

London axeman disgusted by 'discriminatory' Goldman Sachs career opportunities

London - A mystery axeman sought for the 1987 hit on a London private eye** has voiced his disgust at a US banker's comments about discriminatory career path opportunities at Goldman Sachs. Speaking via an anonymous VOIP link self-styled professio...
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Funny story: Roberto di Matteo revels in 'incredible' Chelsea win v Napoli

Roberto di Matteo revels in 'incredible' Chelsea win v Napoli

Chelsea interim manager, peanut headed Roberto Di Matteo praised his "incredible pensioners" after they beat Napoli 4-1 to reach the last eight of the Champions League. Trailing 3-1 from the first leg in Naples, the senior citizens battled back...
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Funny story: Apple To Launch iRobot On April 1st

Apple To Launch iRobot On April 1st

New York, NY-- The Apple Company will unveil its newest product in just a few weeks--the iRobot. The robot is based on the writings of Isaac Asimov and is a science-fiction dream come true. The new product is expected to revolutionize the world.
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Funny story: Nixon phones White House from the Beyond

Nixon phones White House from the Beyond

Information Technology experts from both the CIA and FBI are studying a tape recording of what is believed to be a telephone call from the beyond made by the late President Richard Nixon. Our reporter who listened to the tape before a White Hous...
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Funny story: U.S. Economy Stronger; Bubble Gum and Condom Sales Skyrocket

U.S. Economy Stronger; Bubble Gum and Condom Sales Skyrocket

Leading economic indicators show the U.S. economy growing stronger, influencing the recovery of world markets and bolstering consumer confidence. Non durable goods distributors report record sales on "feel good" items like bubble gum and condoms.
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Funny story: Mrs Sad Bashed by Husband Shock

Mrs Sad Bashed by Husband Shock

Syrian President Bash Sad has been living up to his name by bashing his wife, British born mother of three (49). His latest assault involved hitting her over her head with itunes - emails revealed today. Mrs Sad has been playing her part in Syria'...
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Funny story: BBC dupes the public some more...

BBC dupes the public some more...

The Bogus Broadcasting Corporation, funded by the UK TV license payers have again been found to be faking more events for their so-called factual broadcasting. Top Gear, the programme not about cars but three chaps enjoying themselves at our expen...
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Funny story: Diamond Jubilee Street Party to take place on M25

Diamond Jubilee Street Party to take place on M25

Surviving inhabitants of a Hertfordshire village bulldozed to make way for London's orbital motorway in 1973 have been given the green light to hold a reunion Diamond Jubilee street party - on the M25. The tiny hamlet of Botting was demolished and...
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Funny story: Fluff Between Hull Man's Toes Was 'Toxic'

Fluff Between Hull Man's Toes Was 'Toxic'

Fluff found nestling between the toes of an Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok was said to contain so much muck and filth, that scientists, if they ever found out about it and could be bothered to investigate, would describe it as 'toxi...
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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Says American Idol's Joshua Ledet's Performance Is One of American Idol's Best Ever

Jennifer Lopez Says American Idol's Joshua Ledet's Performance Is One of American Idol's Best Ever

HOLLYWOOD - The latest edition of American Idol saw several of the contestants really bring their "A" game. One of the early on favorites Jessica Sanchez of San Diego did good on the Gloria Estefan song "Don't Cry For Me Tallahassee." Rock and...
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Is Close To Kicking Justin Theroux Out The Door and To The Curb

Jennifer Aniston Is Close To Kicking Justin Theroux Out The Door and To The Curb

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has to be one of the most unluckiest women when it comes to men. The beautiful blonde actress has no trouble getting a boyfriend, but for some unknown reason she has a very hard time keeping one. According to Pic...
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Funny story: Advice, Support, & Tips for Security Guards - from Inchcock - Part Two

Advice, Support, & Tips for Security Guards - from Inchcock - Part Two

Copied from the author's 'Editors Advice Page', of his 'Inchcock Monthly Guards Gazette', Issue 121, published in August 2008. (When I say published, he produced it and ran off a few copies for his fellow Security Officers at the Company he worked at who made him redundant through no fault of his own at 62 years of age, and he was the only employee on the firm never to have taken a day off or b...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Told The Judge That Her Party Days Were Over - But She Did Not Say A Word About Her Party Nights

Lindsay Lohan Told The Judge That Her Party Days Were Over - But She Did Not Say A Word About Her Party Nights

LOS ANGELES - Just a mere three weeks ago Lindsay Lohan appeared in the courtroom of Los Angeles County Judge Stephanie Sautner. Judge Sautner informed the Hollywood celebutante and her attorney Ms. Shawn "Buddy" Holley that she was pleased with t...
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Funny story: Bullshit is a lost art…

Bullshit is a lost art…

I was standing in line at the grocery store when an elderly man with a smooth southern accent came up to me and said, "Miss? Do you use those softener sheets that you put in the dryer?" Thinking that he was loose in the grocery store and needed directions to the laundry products I said, "Well, yes I do," preparing to point him in the right direction. "I thought you might,' cause you've go...
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Funny story: GM: It's Not Easy Going Green

GM: It's Not Easy Going Green

The first details of Government Motors two new and much awaited new-fuel automobiles have been leaked to several popular auto blogs. No photos are yet available, but this is what we know at this time. The first of the two to arrive at your local dealer will be the Chevrolet Cetacean. This is the cardinal showpiece in a long line of vehicles that GM is expected to produce which will run on wh...
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Funny story: Obama's Health Care 'Wet Dream' Program

Obama's Health Care 'Wet Dream' Program

RYE, NY --- President Obama addressed students and faculty at Holden Caulfield Prep School for Boys in Rye, NY, today. The President was introduced to the 900 students gathered in Pencey Hall, by Principal Spencer Antolini. The speech was meant to...
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Funny story: CIA Uses Conspiracy Theories as a Smokescreen

CIA Uses Conspiracy Theories as a Smokescreen

Yesterday an informer inside the agency claimed that the CIA created conspiracy theories to hide a shocking truth. The informer, who calls himself Fax Milder, says these theories are red herrings designed to avert mass panic. What the CIA want to...
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Funny story: Man Quits Job To Spend More Time With Netflix Queue

Man Quits Job To Spend More Time With Netflix Queue

DES MOINES, IA-Area man Daniel Hammond has, according to sources, left his job as a soft drink vendor in order to stay at home and spend more time with his growing Netflix Queue. Hammond, 29, began his subscription two years ago, when his wife ca...
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