Funny story: Know-It-All Teenager Informs Friends Sex Is When The Man Jizzes On The Woman's Tits

Know-It-All Teenager Informs Friends Sex Is When The Man Jizzes On The Woman's Tits

PALO ALTO--In the age of the internet, few things get by the average wise-ass teenager, especially not the secrets of sex and reproduction. So when local 14-year-old Daniel Weatherby correctly guessed his mother's site blocker password to be her cat...
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Funny story: Is Tiger Woods' Career Over?

Is Tiger Woods' Career Over?

After showing flashes of the old Tiger Woods over the past couple of months, Tiger Woods was shooting 3 over par at Doral Sunday and suddenly left the game. His only comment was "left leg". Now everyone is wondering if it was the left leg giving h...
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Funny story: Hoard of Spoof Story Tags Found in Postman's Shed

Hoard of Spoof Story Tags Found in Postman's Shed

For years people have been complaining about the lack of subject tags on stories submitted to the Spoof for publication. Now we can reveal why. A Cambridge postman has been arrested following a major police operation, and a massive stockpile of u...
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Funny story: Kris Humphries Has a New Take on Reality TV

Kris Humphries Has a New Take on Reality TV

Kris Humphries has a fool for a lawyer. We already knew his lawyer had a fool for a client. Yes, fan of television attorney cases, Kris Humphries has hired himself to represent himself in his divorce suit against Kim Kardashian. Nobody's fool, Ms...
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Funny story: Neanderthal 'Swamp Ape' corporation awarded 'Alligator Alley' concession

Neanderthal 'Swamp Ape' corporation awarded 'Alligator Alley' concession

TALLAHASSEE -- The Florida State Legislature on Friday granted the newly recognized Swamp Ape corporate tribe the lucrative I-75 "Alligator Alley" concessions contract, but the Seminole Tribe will be retained to provide labor. The Seminoles salva...
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Funny story: R J Reynolds announces Lucky Greens

R J Reynolds announces Lucky Greens

Chairman, President, & CEO Daniel Delen of R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company, today announced that his company will soon market an organic "green" cigarette. The new smoke, called Lucky Green, is aimed at the discriminating health-conscious co...
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Funny story: Rick Santorum Concedes Snooki Pregnancy Good Argument for Contraceptives

Rick Santorum Concedes Snooki Pregnancy Good Argument for Contraceptives

Snooki, of Jersey Shore fame, has admitted to being pregnant with her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle, as the father. Shore roommate, Mike "The Situation" is, however, causing quite a stir with news that the baby may be his, sending shockwaves through Amer...
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Funny story: Wolfgang All Set To Be Most Popular Boy's Name In 2013

Wolfgang All Set To Be Most Popular Boy's Name In 2013

Once considered to be an almost exclusively Germanic name, Wolfgang is experiencing an explosion in popularity among young British mums, who have been using the handle to name their male offspring in unprecedented record numbers. Figures from The...
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Funny story: Insiders Say Mitt Romney To Name Florida's Marco Rubio As VP Running Mate

Insiders Say Mitt Romney To Name Florida's Marco Rubio As VP Running Mate

Although he has stated previously that he doesn't want to run as a Vice Presidential candidate, many say that Marco Rubio would have a hard time turning down the opportunity to become the next Vice President of the United States. "Rubio has everyt...
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Funny story: Back For Good - United Leapfrog City To Go Top Again

Back For Good - United Leapfrog City To Go Top Again

Jubilant Manchester United fans flooded the streets of Kensington this afternoon after a Wayne Rooney brace secured three points at Old Trafford against West Bromwich Albion. Manchester City were defeated at Swansea by a late goal from Moore, leaving...
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Funny story: Rolling Stones Set To Tour On The Moon

Rolling Stones Set To Tour On The Moon

Pink Floyd released an album called 'The Dark Side of the Moon'. The Waterboys sang about seeing the whole of the moon. Wonky faced convicted sex offender Jonathan King claimed that everyone had gone to the moon and it's widely believed that drumming...
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Funny story: Harry 'Ready to Take On William'

Harry 'Ready to Take On William'

Reports from sources in Brazil and Jamaica are suggesting Prince Harry is ready to take on his brother William in the latest Diana Look Alike contest. This comes after William easily won the Look Alike Contest with Harry over who looked most like Cha...
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Funny story: Clegg in 999 Horror

Clegg in 999 Horror

The LibDem Spring Conference brought little comfort for beleaguered Coalition Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg after he collapsed on the rostrum. Urgent 999 calls were diverted to the AA after the Police and Hospital Service were unable to assist.
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Funny story: Beware the Ides of March Cameron told

Beware the Ides of March Cameron told

London - Punch-drunk at the promise of a USAF Scare Force One mile high ride with President Obama this week PM David Cameron is laughing off daft backbench rumors of a plot 'to oust him this Thursday'. The day coincides with the Ides of March - a...
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Funny story: BO a Stinker

BO a Stinker

According to a recent USA Today poll, nearly 99% of all Americans suffer daily from the ill effects of BO and gas. This is a much higher rate than the peoples of most other countries, though gas seems to be quite a universal problem. Oddly, in som...
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Funny story: Naked "Tour de Peru" causes sore bums and traffic chaos!

Naked "Tour de Peru" causes sore bums and traffic chaos!

Lima, Peru: As preperation for this years Tour de France pro-cyclists decided to go to Peru for the "Naked Tour de Peru". The reason why they cycled naked was to get their bums hardened for the long haul ahead in France. The trainers of the teams too...
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Funny story: Pandas escape from Glasgow Zoo and go on a rampage

Pandas escape from Glasgow Zoo and go on a rampage

Residents in Glasgow have been warned to be on the look out for the two Chinese Pandas that have been loaned to Glasgow Zoo in order for them to mate and produce baby pandas. According to the zoo owners, the pandas escaped their enclosure and are on...
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Funny story: Selected Political News for W/E 12th March 2012 - with comments

Selected Political News for W/E 12th March 2012 - with comments

Monday 5th March 2012 Topic: Crime - Terrorism - Government Quango Give terror suspects More human rights - Says £53m Govt quango funded by You Source: The Sun More human rights for terrorists will be called for today by a quango which costs taxpayers £53million a year. The Equality and Human Rights Commission also wants softer treatment for prisoners, illegal immigrants and gypsy sites. It w...
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Funny story: Nottingham News for W/E Sun 11th March 2012 - with comments

Nottingham News for W/E Sun 11th March 2012 - with comments

Monday 5th March 2012 Topic: Crime - Shoplifters Victoria Centre: Police and security guards chase shoplifters Source: Observed by Author As I was hobbling though the bus station car park to Victoria centre, a herd of about five horrible Herbert's came running out of the centre doors, carrying what looked like dozens of pairs of jeans each, and ran down into the car park, where they got into a...
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Funny story: My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 11th March 2012

My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 11th March 2012

Monday 5th March 2012: * Noticed the £2.39 Asda wall clock had stopped, so after a half hour search I found and replaced the battery, but the black plastic thingamajig fell off. So, undaunted I searched the hovel and found a screwdriver the size that would fit and allow me to carefully change the clock to show the correct time. Now with me painful fingers and not too good eyesight, this took me a...
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Funny story: Santorum Seeks Rights to Trademark Frothy

Santorum Seeks Rights to Trademark Frothy

The Rick Santorum campaign is seeking to trademark the term "Frothy" for merchandising purposes. Everywhere he goes people are chanting Frothy in support of Santorum's campaign. We inquired how he got the name Frothy and why it's gone viral? Acco...
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Funny story: Recent Poll States 3 out of 4 Residents of Mordor Prefer Mitt Romney

Recent Poll States 3 out of 4 Residents of Mordor Prefer Mitt Romney

Not since the fall of Sauron has a candidate excited the citizens of Mordor as much as Mitt Romney. During a recent stump speech in Mordor, he spoke to a group of former Orcs now working as bankers, stock brokers and wealthy industrialists. He tol...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Reveals Gay Crush for Rush Limbaugh?

Kim Jong Un Reveals Gay Crush for Rush Limbaugh?

Recently a French reporter, Jacques Maison interviewed Kim Jong Un who revealed a bizarre and intimate attraction for Rush Limbaugh, the right-wing radio show host known for his vitriolic tirades against women, liberals and the working class. Apparen...
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Talks Openly Regarding Marriage, Her Raging Hormones, and Brad Pitt

Jennifer Aniston Talks Openly Regarding Marriage, Her Raging Hormones, and Brad Pitt

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston was recently honored for her role as Dr. Julia Harris, the nymphomaniacal dentist in the film Horrible Bosses. Aniston received the coveted Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres 'Sexy Starlet Award' for portraying the most sensuous...
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