Funny story: Britain's Top Tosser Breaks Wrist

Britain's Top Tosser Breaks Wrist

In a stunning volte face regarding stories containing smutty innuendo and double entendres, top satirical website thespoof.com today ran a story about Britain's Biggest Wanker breaking his wrist in an unfortunate onanistic accident, as he was lobbing...
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Funny story: Dead Men Don't Breathe

Dead Men Don't Breathe

The results of a 'fascinating'* study by students at UOL revealed something that most people probably already knew, but equally probably weren't probably consciously aware of. Probably. Viz a viz: Following a comprehensive study of sixteen t...
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Funny story: Reports Of Deadly Asteroid Hitting Earth "Probably" Overblown

Reports Of Deadly Asteroid Hitting Earth "Probably" Overblown

The continuing daily reports that asteroid "2012 DA14" hitting the Earth late this year, or more likely, early next year are somewhat overblown according to Today's Science Journal. "Oh, it could hit us", stated Dr. Harold Nitzberg of NASA. "But e...
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Funny story: RNC Wagged Wasserman

RNC Wagged Wasserman

NewsMax has just revealed that Debbie Wasserman Schultz, current Chairman of Democratic National Committee, is actually a "double-agent" who was recruited for her position by members of the Republican National Committee (RNC). Wasserman fircely deni...
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Funny story: "Some of my best friends are Rednecks!" Romney in Alabama!

"Some of my best friends are Rednecks!" Romney in Alabama!

As Mitt Romney started his speech to University of Alabama alumni yesterday in Birmingham, apparently, he didn't notice the stunned silence and the frowning faces. "Well," he paused, "actually, I have friends that employ a great many of you folks...
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Funny story: Digital Disaster on Horizon

Digital Disaster on Horizon

Experts from the world over are gathered in Zimbabwe this week to consider what may be the most important crisis ever to beset person-kind: a shortage of aughts and singular integers. The United Nation's International Panel for Preservation of In...
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Funny story: Prince Harry is an effin disgrace and everybody knows it

Prince Harry is an effin disgrace and everybody knows it

London - A moneylaundering cabal of bent lawyers, accountants, royal arse wipers and members of Mrs Thatcher's organised crime syndicates has been bankrolling this fetid interloper according to weekend broadsheet reports. Daft Mr Gingernuts as he...
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Funny story: Al Shabaab-Kebab terror chief 'is Lord Lucan's son': reports

Al Shabaab-Kebab terror chief 'is Lord Lucan's son': reports

East Africa - The charcoal grilled lamb-peddling terror outfit's commander has tested DNA positive as Lord Lucan's son, spawned during the fugitive peer's UK taxpayer-funded grand tour of Africa according to reports. Vladimir Dim-Eatery Lucan Shis...
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Funny story: GOP Candidate Mitt Romney Wins Hog Calling Contest In Hog Jaw Arkansas

GOP Candidate Mitt Romney Wins Hog Calling Contest In Hog Jaw Arkansas

They said it couldn't be done, but apparently it has, and some poor sucker has been left to clean up the residual mess, but city slickin' GOP candidate Mitt Romney, the Boston fandangler appears to have won over the Conservative electorate in the Dee...
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Funny story: Joseph Kony 2012 campaign stealing thunder from Paul, Romney, Santorum

Joseph Kony 2012 campaign stealing thunder from Paul, Romney, Santorum

HARFOLD, Vt. - Thanks to a campaign video which has gone viral this week, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum have begun taking a back seat to Joseph Kony and his Kony 2012 campaign. With 62 million hits, Kony 2012 has kicked the asses of any...
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Funny story: The Mystery Of Puddleby Cove - Featuring The Spiffing Six - Part Six

The Mystery Of Puddleby Cove - Featuring The Spiffing Six - Part Six

The Story So Far: There still isn't much of a story really, but the clues are all there, providing you know where to look. It's a complex web of intrigue - so complex in fact that nobody seems to know what the fuck is going on. We're only up to Episode Six, and already the comedic devices appear to be mined to exhaustion. Stiffy, the priapic comedy dog appears to have vanished off the face of the...
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Funny story: Go on Dave, Get Some In My Son!

Go on Dave, Get Some In My Son!

Part time Prime Minister Dave Cameroon has told how he and his sexually wanton wife Sam keep their romance alive with weekly date nights. The part time PM said that depite his busy schedule of globe trotting and escort girl sampling , he and Sam s...
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Funny story: Hull City Fan Is "Pissed Off" With Team's Form

Hull City Fan Is "Pissed Off" With Team's Form

A football fan living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has confessed that he is "pissed off" with the current form of the team, which has seen them draw their last four League matches, scoring only one solitary goal in the process. Moys Kenwood, a s...
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Funny story: Supermarket Wars start World War 3

Supermarket Wars start World War 3

Tossco, Britain's biggest and dearest Supermarket chain (after Wotrose) has suffered a fall in its UK sales for the fourth consecutive quarter, despite a £500 million discounting campaign. The latter produced fantastic discounts averaging as much as...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Confesses That Kate Gosselin Is The Best Girlfriend That He Has Ever Had

Russell Brand Confesses That Kate Gosselin Is The Best Girlfriend That He Has Ever Had

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand recently revealed to a Hollywood publication that he has never been happier than at the present time due to his new girlfriend Kate Gosselin. Brand who filed for divorce from his sensuously sexy wife Katy Perry two and...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Demi Lovato Caught In An Erotic Embrace At The Encino Reservoir

Taylor Lautner and Demi Lovato Caught In An Erotic Embrace At The Encino Reservoir

ENCINO, California - Twilight Saga series star Taylor Lautner and singing sensation Demi Lovato have both denied the rumors that they have been dating for the past week. But the two were spotted parked in Lautner's late model Cadillac Escalade SUV...
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Funny story: Cancer No Longer #1 Killer In America: Morbid Obesity And Accidents Form Surprise Team

Cancer No Longer #1 Killer In America: Morbid Obesity And Accidents Form Surprise Team

ATLANTA, GA--In what is already being hailed as one of the most depressing pieces of news in weeks, the Centers for Disease Control have rolled out their annual list of leading causes of death for 2011, and it appears that neither cancer, nor heart d...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Still Pines for British Man Who Ditched her for a Tart

Kate Gosselin Still Pines for British Man Who Ditched her for a Tart

It was the summer of 2010, and Kate Gosselin was at the peak of not only her reality show acting career but also the peak of her sexuality. Divorced since 2009, Gosselin was hot to trot, but looking for love in a small Pennsylvania town with cameras...
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Funny story: Latest Episode Of Crap Serial - 'The Mystery Of Puddleby Cove - Featuring The Spiffing Six' - Out Today...Sometime

Latest Episode Of Crap Serial - 'The Mystery Of Puddleby Cove - Featuring The Spiffing Six' - Out Today...Sometime

Parental Advisory - This Article Contains The 'C' Word Literary critics hailed today's upcoming release of the latest episode in the interminably dreary 'adventure serial' - The Mystery Of Puddleby Cove - Featuring The Spiffing Six - Episode Six -...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover Sloths Can Do Math

Scientists Discover Sloths Can Do Math

Top Slothologist Benny Jones has made, quite frankly, one of the most ground breaking although slowest discoveries about the South American mammal in the 21st century. Sloths not only count and can solve mathematical equations, but they do so usi...
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Funny story: Comedic Genius Dies Laughing

Comedic Genius Dies Laughing

Bruce "Funny Britches" Maverick was found dead last night still clutching the Dictaphone that recorded his last words. The legendary spoof writer will leave a great hole in the fabric of laughter. The police coroner reports that "Funny Britches" w...
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