Funny story: Charlie Sheen Throws A Fit At The NHL Stanley Cup Finals in Los Angeles

Charlie Sheen Throws A Fit At The NHL Stanley Cup Finals in Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the old Charlie Sheen has returned from the "Land of The Spaced Out" and has made an appearance at L.A.'s Staples Center. According to Fuchsia Garfunkel with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle Sheen had gone to th...
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Funny story: Lost City of Gold Is Discovered - Fulfilling First Mayan Doomsday Prophecy - America to Send Troops To Honduras To Claim Gold and Cure For The Zombie Virus

Lost City of Gold Is Discovered - Fulfilling First Mayan Doomsday Prophecy - America to Send Troops To Honduras To Claim Gold and Cure For The Zombie Virus

As predicted by the Mayans, the Lost City of Gold has been discovered, opening the way for the apocalyptic destruction of the planet, as foretold in ancient scriptures. Underneath the thick, virgin rainforest cover in the Mosquitia region of Hondu...
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Funny story: Dorking residents protest against new national park

Dorking residents protest against new national park

A group of concerned Dorking residents have protested that a new national park is planned to be set up in the North Downs. It has been designated an area of outstanding natural beauty and is to be made into a national park. "It's a disgrace," said...
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Funny story: Appendix to the "Book of Mormon" under Lake Erie? Mormon "archaeological dig" unearthed below Lake Erie.

Appendix to the "Book of Mormon" under Lake Erie? Mormon "archaeological dig" unearthed below Lake Erie.

Cleveland, Ohio, the Home of Rock and Roll - A group of self-described "Mormon archaeologists" were arrested today at the Whiskey Island Akzo-Noble salt mine in Cleveland, Ohio. "I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw what they were doing to that...
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Funny story: McDondalds to replace Atos in new deal for spongers says Duncan Smith

McDondalds to replace Atos in new deal for spongers says Duncan Smith

In yet another dramatic climb-down for the government, Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith announced today that ATOS will no longer be carrying out medical assessments on the sick and disabled, ending the government's controversial contract...
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Funny story: I'll Have Another won't run Belmont; He Has The "Zombie Virus". Has Been Destroyed.

I'll Have Another won't run Belmont; He Has The "Zombie Virus". Has Been Destroyed.

The racehorse I'll Have Another has been scratched from Saturday's Belmont Stakes, ending its bid to become the first Triple Crown winner in 34 years, as he has contracted the dreaded zombie virus. The beast is reportedly foaming at the mouth, has...
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Funny story: Rionnaires' disease deaths may soar

Rionnaires' disease deaths may soar

Further deaths from an outbreak of Rionnaires' disease are highly likely, doctors warned yesterday. The recent outbreak is centred on Heathrow, and the number of confirmed cases rose to 157 (although some have been lost). And there are still thous...
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Funny story: Fearne Cotton's 'Jubilee Sick Bag' quip voted nation's favorite

Fearne Cotton's 'Jubilee Sick Bag' quip voted nation's favorite

London - A throwaway line about remedies for dealing with Jubilee party food over-indulgence has rebounded on thousands of outraged detractors. BBC presenter Fearne Cotton showcased an eye-catching commemorative vomit bag festooned with the Queen'...
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Funny story: Wisla And Cracovia Ultras Flatly Deny Racist Allegations

Wisla And Cracovia Ultras Flatly Deny Racist Allegations

Krakow, Poland - Football fans from both Cracovia and Wisla Ultras groups made the unprecedented step of standing shoulder to shoulder in a conference room at the Swastaki Hotel, here today, in order to deny allegations of racism levelled at Polish f...
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Funny story: BBC employ cockney news reader

BBC employ cockney news reader

The BBC has employed an East End Cockney to read the local lunchtime news. Programme editors felt the gritty accent and down to earth attitude may help raise ratings. Mr Clive Danton, from West Ham was chosen after attending several auditions in Lon...
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Funny story: Summer is here again; whiplash winds, storms and gales!

Summer is here again; whiplash winds, storms and gales!

After enduring a long, wet, windy horrible winter and spring, summer has arrived to relieve the northern half of Europe from its misery. The only problem is; there is more of the wet, windy, horrible weather hitting the shores of Britain and Northen...
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Funny story: Polish Fans Anger After Euro 2012 Teams Make Racist Comments about Poles And Throw Polish Sausage at Them

Polish Fans Anger After Euro 2012 Teams Make Racist Comments about Poles And Throw Polish Sausage at Them

Polish football fans are furious after Dutch players went on a tirade of racial abuse aimed at Poles. Some Poles threatening to walk out of the country until the Dutch are eliminated from the tournament. Polish fans claim that Dutch players made b...
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Funny story: Hosepipe bans cause rain

Hosepipe bans cause rain

After studying weather patterns and hosepipe ban data for the past thirty years, professor of homoeopathic meteorology, Derrick Huge, has discovered a correlation between hosepipe bans and subsequent heavy rain. Moreover, he believes he has an explan...
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Funny story: Miss Marple. Four for dinner

Miss Marple. Four for dinner

Miss Marple adjusted the truss and made her way into the dining hall. The people she had invited to dinner were seated by the butler in advance of her arrival, a little ruse Marple used to relax her guests and give them a false sense of security. It never failed she had nailed many a criminal in this fashion. Give them a hearty meal, a few drinks, and the barrier comes down. Lord Butty and Dr W...
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Funny story: Euro 2012 Racist Monkey Noises Will Make Us Walk Out Claim Holland - Local Zoo Apologizes and Culls Offending Chimp

Euro 2012 Racist Monkey Noises Will Make Us Walk Out Claim Holland - Local Zoo Apologizes and Culls Offending Chimp

UEFA has been informed that there was racist chanting at the Netherlands team training session this week after some players reported hearing "monkey noises." "UEFA has now been made aware that there were some isolated incidents of racist chanting,...
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Funny story: Matt Lucas And Light Entertainment Plans Boost TV Repair Man Recruitment

Matt Lucas And Light Entertainment Plans Boost TV Repair Man Recruitment

Plans announced this week for a swathe of new TV light entertainment programmes have boosted the numbers of volunteers for a vigilante organisation. TV Repair Man, the shadowy group pledged to ridding the TV schedules of what it describes as "moro...
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Funny story: Plate Glass Windows To Be Banned After Fly Complaint?

Plate Glass Windows To Be Banned After Fly Complaint?

Windows made from plate glass should be outlawed, says a man, after claims that a fly repeatedly flew into one. The fly, who cannot be named because it is nameless, became trapped in the Bangkok apartment of Moys Kenwood, originally from Hull in E...
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Funny story: Gary Barlow Snubbed In Knighthood Palace Flap

Gary Barlow Snubbed In Knighthood Palace Flap

A non descript man from the Manchester slum area of Weatherfield has received a knighthood but claims he has no idea why while former Take That singer, all round good egg, super slimmer and super Royalist Gary Barlow snubbed! It appears though th...
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Funny story: Senate Promises Crackdown on Leaks

Senate Promises Crackdown on Leaks

Leaders of the Senate and House intelligence committees said Thursday they were drafting legislation to further limit who can access bathrooms, toilets, WCs, lavatories…call them what you will…..after a serious of high profile leaks have Americans a...
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Funny story: Mutant 'Borg Queen' bee at Highgrove apiary the prime suspect in zombie virus attack

Mutant 'Borg Queen' bee at Highgrove apiary the prime suspect in zombie virus attack

Gloucestershire - She's been busy incubating some genetically modified parasitic mites suspected of zombifying most of the United Kingdom into Diamond Jubilee stupor last week. Carried on infected worker drones' probosces the bugs emit a lethal pa...
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Funny story: "Transit of Venus doesn't Count" - TSA

"Transit of Venus doesn't Count" - TSA

TSA Headquarters, Washington, DC - The recent transit of Venus will go into the record books with an asterisk, according to the Transit Space Authority. "She jumped the turnstile without putting in a token", complained TSA spokesman Buckler Q. Cro...
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Funny story: LeBron James Becomes the New Frankenstein Monster

LeBron James Becomes the New Frankenstein Monster

LeBron James desperately needed to have a Michael Jordan moment. Instead, he had a Frankenstein's Monster moment. Having become a figure of folly and absurdity, he took the stage to turn the Absurd world of basketball on ESPN on its ear. Single...
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Funny story: Rio Ferdinand Gets Merked by Himself

Rio Ferdinand Gets Merked by Himself

Former England footballer Rio Ferdinand has apparently received a surprise telegram today from Ukraine. from an unlikely source. Ferdinand, currently on holiday in an undisclosed location, received a letter from the English FA. On opening the...
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Funny story: First lady agrees to green derriere reduction

First lady agrees to green derriere reduction

WASHINGTON DC - The First Lady agreed today to have her derriere reduced in size by 75 percent via plastic surgery to be green. According to press under-secretary, Toid D. Phlush, the First Lady got the idea when she heard about whole forests bei...
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Funny story: German Masterchef pulled off the air after cannibalism rumours

German Masterchef pulled off the air after cannibalism rumours

The German version of Masterchef, Meisterkoch has been taken off the air when it was revealed that the contestant calling himself Hans Waschen was the suspected cannibal Luka Magnotta. "We were initially okay with Magnotta's first round dish," sai...
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Funny story: Usain Bolt Promises To Run 100m In "Under 8 Seconds"

Usain Bolt Promises To Run 100m In "Under 8 Seconds"

World champion 100m sprinter Mr Usain Bolt has stated publicly that he believes he can smash his own 9.58-second world record to "smithereens" at next month's London 2012 Olympic Games, and that he fully intends to regain the title he won in Beijing...
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Funny story: President Barack Obama Names Ellen DeGeneres To Be His Official California Adviser

President Barack Obama Names Ellen DeGeneres To Be His Official California Adviser

LOS ANGELES - President Obama flew into Tinsel Town to have a face-to-face talk with one of his biggest financial backers actor George Clooney. Clooney's recent $40,000 a plate fundraiser at his Hollywood Hills mansion helped raise $15.2 million t...
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Funny story: Thatcher admitted to nursing home

Thatcher admitted to nursing home

Former Prime Minister Lady Thatcher has been admitted to a Surrey nursing home The Spoof can exclusively reveal. The 86 year old vintage Tory was chauffeur driven from her plush Pall Mall penthouse to The Michael Foot Home for Political Relics in Eps...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says She Wants To One Day Run For President But Reveals The Reason Why She Can't

Sarah Palin Says She Wants To One Day Run For President But Reveals The Reason Why She Can't

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has written a book in which she talks about her future presidential aspirations. The book is titled How My Lack of Geographical Knowledge Sunk My Friggin Political Halibut Boat All To Hell. Palin co-authored the bo...
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Funny story: The Reason Why The Beatles Museum In Hamburg, Germany Is Closing

The Reason Why The Beatles Museum In Hamburg, Germany Is Closing

HAMBURG, Germany - The great big yellow submarine that looms over the entrance to The Beatlemania Museum in downtown Hamburg will soon be sailing away for parts unknown. Loretta Piffinshaw with London's Ta Ta For Now News traveled to the German ci...
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Funny story: Banking System Understood by Joe the Soda Jerk

Banking System Understood by Joe the Soda Jerk

PARKER, Colorado - Joe the Soda Jerk, of Woolpuke's Drugs, had explained to a large crowd of reporters Saturday, 31 January 2009 , exactly what was going on in the banking world under the opaque TARP - where the money was really going. "Let's say your a banker. You make money by sticking a straw up people and sucking out what ever is inside, aspartame, blood, whatever they got. "Well, one da...
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Funny story: TIME .. TIME .. TIME

TIME .. TIME .. TIME

HOW TO DIE How to die. That is the question posed by the nation's magazine. But, is it: TIME TO DIE It probably is if you are an establishment news magazine that feeds people propaganda that is no longer believed by people capable of reading for themselves on the internet what is happening. That is why TheSpoof.com says TIME TO LIVE Time to enjoy some humor. SO, forget about dy...
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Funny story: Elvis robot destroyed by 32 ounce soda

Elvis robot destroyed by 32 ounce soda

NEW YORK - UPDATE 1 - Elvis is dying again. The robot was signing well when it paused for refreshment. After drinking a sugary 32 ounce soda in New York city, angry mobs of Bloomberg supporters chased the robot down Broadway, carrying 2 liter bott...
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