Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Have Zombie Virus, Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley Don't, Donald Trump Demands To See Zombie Birth Certificate

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Have Zombie Virus, Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley Don't, Donald Trump Demands To See Zombie Birth Certificate

Just two days after it was reported that the "Zombie" virus was not actually a virus, it now turns out that a myriad of non descript "celebrities" whom I have never heard of, have contracted the non-existent virus and are now mindless, flesh eating i...
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Funny story: President Obama Warns Donald Trump To Drop The Birth Certificate Issue Or Risk Being Deported

President Obama Warns Donald Trump To Drop The Birth Certificate Issue Or Risk Being Deported

PEACHTREE CITY, Georgia - President Obama was in Savannah speaking in the Peach Pit Auditorium before a gathering of the Retired Peach Pickers of Peachtree City. He told them that he was proud of the tremendous job that they had done and told them...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Was Close To Going Down On Ellen DeGeneres: But No Cigar

Michelle Obama Was Close To Going Down On Ellen DeGeneres: But No Cigar

BILLINGSGATE POST - I suppose if it didn't happen at a party hosted by Ellen DeGeneres and the guests weren't predominantly card carrying gay and lesbian Democrats, President Obama's joke about Michelle not going all the way down on Ms. DeGeneres mig...
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Funny story: The Seaton Carew Diaries: Thursday 7th June 2012

The Seaton Carew Diaries: Thursday 7th June 2012

Well, I had some blinding news this week, real fucking blinding. I don't have a fuel card for my company car, but I can claim back my business miles. Now this might sound good, but if I only drive to the office and back from Monday to Friday then I travel 700 miles and all of them 700 miles are personal and therefore I cannot claim. But, you are probably thinking, when you do business miles the...
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Funny story: Shuttlecock Row Divides Dorking Seat Of Learning

Shuttlecock Row Divides Dorking Seat Of Learning

The University of Dorking has been rocked by a controversy that threatens to have major repercussions for one of its prestige Departments, writes Storm In A Teacup Correspondent, Will Slather. This controversy, which threatens major repercussions,...
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Funny story: Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog To Join Skoob Entertainment News

Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog To Join Skoob Entertainment News

The world's most widely read purveyor of entertainment and gossip news, Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog, has announced that as of today, she is no longer employed by 'Huzzah For Hollywood!' magazine, having been successfully headhunted by Skoob Entertai...
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Funny story: Ochocinco Keeps on Smiling and Keeps Us Smiling

Ochocinco Keeps on Smiling and Keeps Us Smiling

Adios, Ochocinco. The Patriots have seen the lantern in the steeple, and your horse has left without you. Happy Trails to you until we meet again. We harbor no ill will toward the player who disappointed so many New England Patriots fans. He was a...
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Funny story: Larry Hagman and Patrick Duffy 'outed as Spoof writers'

Larry Hagman and Patrick Duffy 'outed as Spoof writers'

Los Angeles - "Nobody wanted to screw with the iconic nature of the Spoof website,' Larry Hagman said tonight, "but we saw a unique opportunity and ran with the ball." The 80 year-old star was commenting on reports that he and his fellow Dallas...
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Funny story: The Kindred Spirit App Helps Find Soulmates

The Kindred Spirit App Helps Find Soulmates

Jake Stephens, upon the success of the Crazam app he debuted last fall, has moved out of his parent's basement and into his girlfriend's apartment and developed his new app called Kindred Spirit. The Kindred Spirit is different than the Crazam ap...
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Funny story: Cannibals Request To Be Called 'Food Challenged Americans'

Cannibals Request To Be Called 'Food Challenged Americans'

Miami, FL-- Recent stories in the news have shed light on one of America's smallest minorities--the cannibal. This new minority is now coming out of the closet and claiming their rights like any other citizen. 21st Century cannibals want to be know...
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Funny story: Poverty-Stricken Christian Boy Asks God to Let Him Out By Side of Road

Poverty-Stricken Christian Boy Asks God to Let Him Out By Side of Road

After his father was laid off from his construction job and his family became forced to subsist on food stamps and public assistance, eight-year-old Chris Peterson of Augusta, Georgia, prayed to God, specifically requesting that he be let out by the...
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Funny story: Morrissey Over The Moon About Joey Barton England Call Up

Morrissey Over The Moon About Joey Barton England Call Up

The whole of England has been stunned tonight by the shock call up to the England team of Morrissey's favourite Bad Boy, QPR Player, Joey Barton. It follows the shock departure of Damien Defoe, who in a past life wrote an excellent book about a p...
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Funny story: Corporate Buddhism Training Helps Employees Understand that Job Dissatisfaction and Malaise Are Actually Nirvana

Corporate Buddhism Training Helps Employees Understand that Job Dissatisfaction and Malaise Are Actually Nirvana

"Mindfulness," a concept with its roots in Buddhism, has become a catch-word in many corporate environments. Benjamin Robinson, President and CEO of the New York City-based marketing firm Market-Based Marketing ("MBM"), has also implemented many othe...
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Funny story: Dorking man's South Pole bid

Dorking man's South Pole bid

Norman Springer of Dorking, is planning to become the first man to reach the South Pole on a pogo stick. He announced his intent at a press conference this morning, in which he spent the whole time pogoing. Springer, aged 37, has previously been the first man to travel on a pogo stick from his house in south Dorking to Dorking Deepdene train station. This is a feat he will have to repeat if he...
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Funny story: Jesus fails driving test

Jesus fails driving test

Jesus Christ has failed a driving test in Alabama, USA. Jesus himself could not be present for the actual test, so a statue of him on a crucifix sat in the driving seat. Alabama police demanded the test after local woman Halle Luya was involved i...
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Funny story: New TV Sitcom "Gervais" to Hit Screens

New TV Sitcom "Gervais" to Hit Screens

Ricky Gervais is paying homage to the hit show Seinfeld by bringing out his own version. He loves the show so much that he is emulating its "White Glove" approach to comedy. He said that this project provides the challenge he has been seeking for som...
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Funny story: Leprechauns' gas fracking blamed for Irish quake

Leprechauns' gas fracking blamed for Irish quake

Co Mayo, Eire - Irish Seismological Survey sources said today they've received reports blaming the Wee People's fracking activities for yesterday's 4-magnitude rattler. The tremor struck some 23km south-south-east off the Corrib Gas Field operated...
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Funny story: Carrie Underwood Wins 2 CMT Music Awards And Addresses The Brad Paisley Rumors

Carrie Underwood Wins 2 CMT Music Awards And Addresses The Brad Paisley Rumors

NASHVILLE - Toby Keith and Kristen Bell hosted this year's edition of Country Music Television's Music Awards. The event was held at Nashville's Bridge Over Troubled Water Arena and included televised videos from President Obama, Mitt Romney, and...
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Funny story: US Blames Pakistan for "Zombie" Virus

US Blames Pakistan for "Zombie" Virus

US officials are citing Pakistan as being responsible for unleashing the "Zombie" virus that has so far infected over 500 people, the first case being reported in Miami four weeks ago. Originally it was the thought the virus could have originated...
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Funny story: Bin Laden's Head Packed in Dry Ice and Secured at Fort Knox

Bin Laden's Head Packed in Dry Ice and Secured at Fort Knox

Unconfirmed reports are alluding that the head of former Al Queda leader Osama Bin Laden is being held in a secure vault at Fort Knox, Texas, packed in dry ice. This is contradictory to reports that his body was dumped at sea, however the Depart...
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Funny story: Elvis robot to be created

Elvis robot to be created

SAN DIEGO - Elvis may not be alive now, but if his band has their way, he will be rejoining them by 2014. According to Japanese scientist Yohounddoe Otatiem, a robot that will be indistinguishable from Elvis at a distance of 10 meters will be ready...
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Funny story: Smurf Pest Hunted By Gloucester Police

Smurf Pest Hunted By Gloucester Police

Police are hunting a man who has been pestering women at a rural beauty spot dressed as a Smurf. The man has been seen on several occasions wearing a blue, skin-tight Morphsuit and face paint. He runs up to women and performs star jumps in fron...
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Funny story: UK Interest Rates Left Unchanged

UK Interest Rates Left Unchanged

The Bank of England has once again left UK interest rates unchanged and announced no expansion to its quantitative easing (QE) programme. Rates have now been held at the current record low for more than three years. "We're just not that bothere...
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Funny story: Urgent Anglo German Leadership Meeting Ends in Calls for more Urgency

Urgent Anglo German Leadership Meeting Ends in Calls for more Urgency

Chancellor Angela Merkel and Prime Minister David Cameron have clashed this afternoon in Berlin over the Euro Zone crisis. The British Prime Minister, arrived in Berlin for an urgent meeting to urge Angela Merkel to quickly sort out the Euro Zone...
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Funny story: Boston Mayor Malaprop Mouths Off at the Celtics

Boston Mayor Malaprop Mouths Off at the Celtics

Boston's Mayor Thomas Mumbles Menino has fractured the Boston sports scene yet again with his unique brand of enunciating for world of championship athletes. Mrs. Malaprop had nothing on Mayor Mumbles Mintendo. A big fan of winning teams and victo...
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Funny story: England players have booked their holidays to Rio!

England players have booked their holidays to Rio!

After settling into their "peaceful hotel" in the centre of Krakau surrounded by very loud fans hoping they can keep the players awake all night, the England players have settled in quickly (Booze is cheap in Poland!). Every other team competing i...
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Funny story: Manchester Airport fuel crisis causes Motorway Misery

Manchester Airport fuel crisis causes Motorway Misery

The disruption to the fuel pipeline between Ellesmere Port and Manchester Airport has led to massive delays at the terminal, but there has been an unexpected knock on effect as the M56 has clogged up with aircraft heading for a nearby service station...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Furious With Miss Pennsylvania's Charge - Plans To Sue and Demands To See Her Birth Certificate

Donald Trump Furious With Miss Pennsylvania's Charge - Plans To Sue and Demands To See Her Birth Certificate

MANHATTAN - A very close, long time friend of billionaire Donald Trump stated that in all the years that he has known Mr. Trump, that he has never seen him angrier than he is at the moment. According to Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo,...
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Funny story: National Hurricane Center Releases Revised List of Hurricane Names for 2012

National Hurricane Center Releases Revised List of Hurricane Names for 2012

Miami (SAPP) - As reported on May 27, the National Hurricane Center (NHC) in Miami has changed the list of hurricane names for the 2012 season to generic names. As done in previous years, each name will be used in alphabetical order. See the previous story for the rationale behind the new list of hurricane names. Here is the complete list: Atta boy Bro Chick Dude EBT Card Friend...
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Funny story: Is Prince Phillip Latest Victim of "Zombie" Virus?

Is Prince Phillip Latest Victim of "Zombie" Virus?

Speculation in the Great Britain is mounting that Prince Phillip, The Duke of Edinburgh and husband of the Queen missed the sovereign's Diamond Jubilee celebrations because he has contracted the Zombie virus which has now infected over 2,000,000 worl...
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Funny story: Puerto Rico Airport Raid Link To Spread of "Zombie" Virus Denied By Homeland Security

Puerto Rico Airport Raid Link To Spread of "Zombie" Virus Denied By Homeland Security

Federal and local agents conducted raids Wednesday to stop dozens of alleged infected passengers and airline employees suspected of being riddled with the thus far undiagnosed "Zombie" virus that has now infected over 250,000 Americans. Forty-five...
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Funny story: Drones To Be Deployed In US Airspace to Combat "Zombie" Virus Epidemic

Drones To Be Deployed In US Airspace to Combat "Zombie" Virus Epidemic

Just two days after a drone strike killed Al Qaeda's second-in-command, Defense Secretary Leon Panetta made it clear Wednesday that drones are an option as long as the U.S. needs to defend itself against the zombie virus that is threatening America.
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Funny story: Queen's Diamond Jubilee Sparks Mass Emigration

Queen's Diamond Jubilee Sparks Mass Emigration

The Diamond Jubilee celebrations marking 60 years on the throne for HRH Queen Elizabeth II, are "progressing nicely" says an official Buckingham Palace report, with the whole of England enjoying this unique period in the nation's history. Well, no...
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