Funny story: Report: "For real" now used solely when lying

Report: "For real" now used solely when lying

New York, NY--According to a new report by Columbia University, the phrase 'For real', originally devised by inner-city dwellers to convey truthfulness or legitimacy, is now solely used as a device to feign emotions and disguise dishonesty. "Our s...
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Funny story: Bill Maher Becomes Part Owner of The New York Mets - Receives 9,000 Phone Calls Asking For Free Tickets

Bill Maher Becomes Part Owner of The New York Mets - Receives 9,000 Phone Calls Asking For Free Tickets

NEW YORK CITY - Bill Maher is an observational sociopolitical commentator, which in English 101, means that he bitterly makes remarks about politics and the big boys and girls who participate in the quasi-dysfunctional p world (political). Maher p...
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Funny story: Gay for a Day Festival Organisers "In Hiding"

Gay for a Day Festival Organisers "In Hiding"

Politicians of all persuasions united today to condemn the wave of tabloid hysteria sweeping the country which had forced the organisers of "Gay for a Day" to abandon the event and seek police protection in a safehouse somewhere in Brighton. It wa...
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Funny story: Kate and William look-a-likes stood in for them at the Jubilee Concert

Kate and William look-a-likes stood in for them at the Jubilee Concert

Michael Law and Jessica Cotton have admitted that it was them, and not Kate and William Windsor at the Jubilee Concert. "We're the country's best Kate and Wills look-a-likes," said Jessica. "As Kate and Wills wanted a little alone time, they gave...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Ring of Fire scares off terns

Isle of Wight News - Ring of Fire scares off terns

Environmentalists have slammed the Island's decision to have a ring of fire around the island to celebrate the Queen's Jubilee. Fifteen hundred beacons were set up at quarter mile intervals around the island, and were all lit on Bank Holiday Mond...
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Funny story: Only the good die young

Only the good die young

New Jersey-The 20 yr old man accused in the Shady Orchard shooting spree hanged himself in his jail cell early Sunday morning. Neil Boarts had pled guilty to the rampage that left 49 dead last October. He was awaiting sentencing. On October 15...
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Funny story: The heat is on as Madonna and Marine Le Pen 'forced to use separate airports' in ongoing spat

The heat is on as Madonna and Marine Le Pen 'forced to use separate airports' in ongoing spat

New York - The Material Girl was forced to cancel her trip to the UK this weekend via the private airport at RAF Northolt as the temperature rose in her ongoing feud with Marine Le Pen. A tip-off informed her that the French Far Right politician's...
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Funny story: Tekkin da piss wid da Dook of Eddenbra

Tekkin da piss wid da Dook of Eddenbra

Windsor - Prince Philip has been hospitalised with a bladder infection after using some dodgy facilities on yesterday's boat trip. Apparently he was heard complaining loudly about 'having to share the blasted bog' with the Middleton family and the...
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Funny story: Virtuoso's sister Yaltah Menuhin 'was on the fiddle' says biographer

Virtuoso's sister Yaltah Menuhin 'was on the fiddle' says biographer

London - With her freakish Arch Druidess costumes and massive wobbly posterior the late Yaltah Menhuin has been outed as a feckless tramp according to a new memoir. Former Royal College of Music Emeritus Professor of Tuba Techniques Sir Busby Bogr...
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Funny story: Wagner's Last Opera Found in Venice attic!

Wagner's Last Opera Found in Venice attic!

VENICE - There is no Wahnfried ("Peace/freedom from delusion/madness," in German), in Valhalla these days. A sheaf of manuscripts, dated 1882, has been found in an attic next door to where Richard Wagner spent his last days. Wagner died Februar...
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Funny story: Spoof's Royal Correspondent Saves Monarchy

Spoof's Royal Correspondent Saves Monarchy

Our pressroom has witnessed some amazing events but none to approach our excited Royal Correspondent who was overcome by the Diamond Jubilee celebrations. He ran along the Thames towpath interviewing happy people gazing at the river as the boats w...
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Funny story: Greece Goes into Voluntary Liquidation

Greece Goes into Voluntary Liquidation

Angry tourists gathered in Athens today as it emerged that Greece has ceased trading. The news emerged as German bailiffs closed in to recover unpaid bailout funds. In the words of one, Mr Hans Offenkraut: "When we broke into the country this...
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Funny story: Euro 2012: Injured Gary Cahill 'will spend tournament with John Terry's wife'

Euro 2012: Injured Gary Cahill 'will spend tournament with John Terry's wife'

Roy Hodgson was left reeling last night after the fourth withdrawal to his Euro 2012 squad. Gary Cahill, with a broken jaw from saturdays 1-0 win over Belgium, joins midfielders Frank Lampard (thigh), Gareth Barry (abdomen) and goalkeeper John Rud...
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Funny story: Queen's Diamond Jubilee Celebrations: Man admits 'I'm going slightly mad'

Queen's Diamond Jubilee Celebrations: Man admits 'I'm going slightly mad'

A man was admitted to hospital today after going slightly mad because of the blanket media coverage of the four day Queens Diamond Jubilee celebrations. The man, Ray Di O'Garger, of Italian-Irish descent told reporters: "On saturday I read abou...
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Funny story: Joey Barton, banned, beaten and "bovvered"!

Joey Barton, banned, beaten and "bovvered"!

Outspoken kicker of Argentinian soccer players, banned Joey Barton, has got a taste of his own medicine in his home town called Liverpool. He was out clubbing (should have known better than to do it there!) in Liverpool after a stressful season at QP...
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Funny story: Who's the Queen of the Boston Celtics?

Who's the Queen of the Boston Celtics?

When Ray Allen speaks, the world listens. After the recent playoff game, he said the series between Miami and Boston was like a game of chess. Ray then went one move beyond. He said the real strategy hinged on the Queen of each team. Ray said, "Th...
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Funny story: Diamond Jubilee River Pageant Judged "An Absolute Crock" By Subjects

Diamond Jubilee River Pageant Judged "An Absolute Crock" By Subjects

Yesterday's Diamond Jubilee River Pageant has today been blasted by entertainment watchdogs as being either the worst, or else the second worst televised Royal event ever. Neville Grant, a spokesman for the British Television Media Authority said...
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Funny story: Cameron Pays Tribute to Special Forces Rescue

Cameron Pays Tribute to Special Forces Rescue

Further details emerged today of the dramatic rescue of besieged British minister Jeremy Hunt by Conservative special forces. Mr Hunt, who was ambushed two weeks ago while delivering aid to News International was being held by media factions oppos...
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Funny story: First of the Lunar Eclipse rattlers as 6.1 magnitude quake hits Java

First of the Lunar Eclipse rattlers as 6.1 magnitude quake hits Java

Indonesia - The Pacific Ring of Fire was shaken by a 6.1 tremor today just as the eclipsed Sagittarius full moon's shadow path crossed the equator. "The area is notorious for over-reacting to astrological phenomena," a spokesperson for the World G...
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Funny story: Bin Lorry fined for littering by local council

Bin Lorry fined for littering by local council

The overzealous littering team at Trafford Council have issued a fixed penalty notice to the Refuse Collection Team that covers Sale and Altrincham after one of their authorised members of staff noticed that some litter fell from the back of the lorr...
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Funny story: Rondo Joins the Next Generation of Star Trek

Rondo Joins the Next Generation of Star Trek

When Rajon Rondo showed up at Game 4 of Miami and Boston wearing one of the Star Trek jerseys, we knew it was time to beam him up. No, Rondo was not wearing Captain Kirk's jersey. That would be totally inappropriate. If he should wear anyone's jer...
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Funny story: Smart As a Fox, part V

Smart As a Fox, part V

The euphoria of hitting the jackpot, i. e., being refunded, was over. The thought of the unattended car entered like Niagara Falls. Blame me for what? I had no time to check it out. Yes, retrieving my lifelong savings was seductive. But what if the car was stolen? OK. OK. You think if I reported it right on the nose, they would deliver the car to the home? Was I stupid not to believe a handwritten...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle In Violent Outburst Demolishes Scotland

Susan Boyle In Violent Outburst Demolishes Scotland

In scenes straight out of the Marvel's Avengers Assemble, Susan Boyle in a fit of rage destroyed the nation of Scotland over the weekend, but luckily there were no fatalities. Following months of gruelling work, SuBo as she is known to her fans had b...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Declares a World Emergency

Angelina Jolie Declares a World Emergency

Angelina Jolie has declared a World Emergency because al-Qaida from Peshawar, Pakistan has used a highly technical form of biological warfare on a village in India in the town of Sadiya, in Assam state. At a news conference Jolie tells the media...
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Funny story: Mars Rover Photographs Own Shadow, Annoys Groundhogs

Mars Rover Photographs Own Shadow, Annoys Groundhogs

On a recent Sunday some groundhogs were having a nice day -- they had just watched the movie Groundhog Day for the umpteenth time -- until they happened to spot a headline on Google News: "NASA Mars rover takes photo of own shadow." They clicked o...
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Funny story: John Fogerty of Creedence Clearwater Revival To Host The New Reality Show "The Cajun Crawfish Catching Wars"

John Fogerty of Creedence Clearwater Revival To Host The New Reality Show "The Cajun Crawfish Catching Wars"

BAYOU CANE, Louisiana - The Epitome Network has just announced their latest reality show which will star John Fogerty as the host. EN spokesperson Parnelli Mullinfickle stated that the show called The Cajun Crawfish Catching Wars will be shot sout...
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Funny story: Defacelika virus escaped NSA lab

Defacelika virus escaped NSA lab

LANGLEY VA - Defacelika virus was produced in an NSA laboratory to eek out intelligence by digesting the minds of "Joe Blow", Facebook customer, according to our source, an NSA agent with big lips, Dr. Brunnos Echeeks, from Eastern Europe. When Dr...
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Funny story: After Green Lantern's Lead Other Super Heroes Coming out of the Closet

After Green Lantern's Lead Other Super Heroes Coming out of the Closet

After the Super Hero The Green Lantern came out of the closet with his lips puckered and lantern a blazing, other super heroes came out including the likes of Batman and Robin, The Hulk, Wonder Woman and Deputy Dog. The reaction to the news wa...
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Funny story: Romney Names Running Mate

Romney Names Running Mate

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has named his vice presidential running mate via a twitter from his twitter account. The former Massachusetts governor has named Charlie Sheen as the next likely VP. "It was an obvious choice" said...
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Funny story: Cannibals outraged at media's coverage of zombie attack

Cannibals outraged at media's coverage of zombie attack

MIAMI, Fl. - Cannibals from all over the United States and the world have registered their complaints that the media coverage following an attack in Miami is unfairly depicting cannibalism as an act committed on a living person. A cannibal is defi...
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Funny story: Queen Tells Roy - Do It For Me!

Queen Tells Roy - Do It For Me!

Taking time out from her Diamond Jubilee celebrations, Queen Elizabeth of England has called English Prime Minster Roy Hodgson and told him to "Do one for me!" It has been 60 years, the same amount of time the Queen has been President of England s...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney - Revealed!

Mitt Romney - Revealed!

During a recent campaign stop, in a speech directed at an organized bean farmers union meeting, Mitt Romney bragged that even as a young child he ALWAYS ate his beans. Not so, says one family member of the candidate. At every holiday dinner Mit...
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