Funny story: Super Gripe, Ocadi and Yyll rated as 'vomit'

Super Gripe, Ocadi and Yyll rated as 'vomit'

Bobbis bank have downgraded Odd-Grip bonds to 'skinner', Ocadi options to 'weeping' and Yyll Group smellies to 'peturbed' in another oily rut on the markets today. Xavier Casini commented - "Ocadi is a tall banker who shops at John Lewis, Super G...
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Funny story: Adele's son predicted to compete in 2032 Olympics

Adele's son predicted to compete in 2032 Olympics

Scientists have made some surprisingly long term predictions about Adele's unborn son Dylan including the first car he will drive, his first fight and which glamour models he will date. Using a technique known as DNA 'embalmoscopy', scientists pre...
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Funny story: Self-defence class for cross dressers ends in tragedy

Self-defence class for cross dressers ends in tragedy

It was a classic case of it seemed like a good idea at the time when Ollie Cromwell started his self-defence class for cross dressers. "Cross dressers get physically assaulted more than any other group," said Cromwell. "Women have had self-defence...
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Funny story: Remembering Prince Albert's balls

Remembering Prince Albert's balls

Every since Tess Tickle saw a photograph of one of Prince Albert's grand balls, she has been fascinated by them. The formality, the decoration and the sheer fecundity of them has brought her much enjoyment over the years. Now she has written a book on the subject. Prince Albert loved holding balls. His favourite place to hold his balls was at Balmoral Castle. From the top of the grand staircase...
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Funny story: Pop Star PINK Hauls in Whale that Spouts Water in Living Color

Pop Star PINK Hauls in Whale that Spouts Water in Living Color

Need you ask which color? For the present, it's programmed for pink of course! But that could change. In the pink again after gallbladder surgery, PINK revealed to a Spoof reporter that she felt the need for a little treat. Hence this very spec...
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Funny story: The Reason Why Katie Holmes Finally Decided To Divorce Tom Cruise

The Reason Why Katie Holmes Finally Decided To Divorce Tom Cruise

NEW YORK CITY - The rumor mills from the Left Coast to the East Coast and down to the Third Coast (Texas) are working overtime as Katie Holmes, 33, has filed for divorce from her husband of five years Tom Cruise, 49. Every single entertainment new...
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Funny story: ObamaCare Saved by Legal Doctrine of "Convenient Supremacy"

ObamaCare Saved by Legal Doctrine of "Convenient Supremacy"

WASHINGTON, DC - In a surprise ruling, the US Supreme Court ruled that ObamaCare was Constitutional. Chief Justice John Roberts delivered the opinion which upheld the 2700 page bill. All of the Supreme Court Justices admitted that their judgements ha...
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Funny story: Spain Face Selection Crisis after Fabregas Sectioned

Spain Face Selection Crisis after Fabregas Sectioned

World and European champions Spain could be forced to part with their tried and tested 4-6-0 formation for the Euro 2012 final after midfielder Cesc Fabregas was sectioned under the mental health act yesterday. The Barcelona playmaker was taken a...
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Funny story: The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Unusual Bake Sale That The African Olympic Team From Lower Zamgola Is Having In Order To Raise Airfare To London

The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Unusual Bake Sale That The African Olympic Team From Lower Zamgola Is Having In Order To Raise Airfare To London

TARZANVILLE, Lower Zamgola - The government of the African country of Lower Zamgola has been immersed in economic havoc since the devaluing of its paper money known as the tambuska. Prior to Valentine's Day, one U.S. dollar was equal to 197 tambus...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise's excruciating sofa moment the tipping point behind imminent divorce

Tom Cruise's excruciating sofa moment the tipping point behind imminent divorce

Los Angeles - Katie Holmes has been haunted horribly by re-runs of that 2006 Oprah couch jumping escapade vid. Today years of excruciating matrimonial embarrassment culminated in her filing for divorce from husband Tom Cruise. Commenting on the...
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Funny story: Third Mayan stone inscription says 'Sorry for the f**k-up, soothsayers OD'd on peyote!"

Third Mayan stone inscription says 'Sorry for the f**k-up, soothsayers OD'd on peyote!"

La Corona, Guatemala - The Mayan end-of-daze Calendar has been finally outed as total crap after archaeologists found a turd - er...third! - vital clue in some ancient masonry. Newly discovered tablets from a Guatemalan apothecary's cave poo-poo t...
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Funny story: GoldenBoy fixes the Euro Crisis

GoldenBoy fixes the Euro Crisis

With Spain going cap in hand to the European Central Bank and 15 major European banks having their credit downgraded, many of my followers are asking me what happens next and what we can do to fix the debt crisis before Italy goes down the toilet as well. Well, it's actually quite simple. What economists have been puzzling over for many years, GoldenBoy solved in 10 minutes. In 1997, while we...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Divorce is Merely Preparation for His Role As Henry VIII

Tom Cruise Divorce is Merely Preparation for His Role As Henry VIII

Reports that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are to divorce, ending their 5 year marriage have nothing to do with the actors friendship with John Travolta or Katie Holmes disdain for his scientology religion but is merely Cruise trying to prepare for his...
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Funny story: Pack of Cougars Attack Man in New York

Pack of Cougars Attack Man in New York

A New York man is claiming he was stalked then ambushed by a pack of marauding predator cougars while minding his own business in Manhattan. John Turner, 25, says he was badly shaken by the ordeal and is now seeking therapy however his physical in...
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Funny story: Heatles Gang Wants an Older Brother Named Ray Allen

Heatles Gang Wants an Older Brother Named Ray Allen

LeBron James wishes upon a star. On Twitter, the King of magpies expressed his desire for more: now he wants Ray Allen to join his Big Three, making a new Big Four. Not since King Midas wanted more gold than he could ever use has there been an...
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Funny story: The rise and rise of Inchcock Part Two

The rise and rise of Inchcock Part Two

Inchcock stood outside his uncle's house. He had money in his pocket, food in the rucksack on his back, sturdy hob nail boots, but not a clue where he should go. An idea struck him it had fallen off the advertising sign above his head. "I will go to Europe" he said to himself. Paddington Station is the gateway to Europe, so why was Inchy at Victoria train station? He had decided to get the boa...
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Funny story: Katy Perry Tells Russell Brand To Stop Calling Her Because She Isn't Taking Him Back

Katy Perry Tells Russell Brand To Stop Calling Her Because She Isn't Taking Him Back

LOS ANGELES - Katy Perry was having dinner with her hair stylist at The Flamboyant Tortilla Mexican Restaurant in Encino when she was approached by a member of the entertainment media. Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk told Ms. Perry that...
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Funny story: Angry War Hero Says Do Not Strike down Law on False Military Medal Wearing

Angry War Hero Says Do Not Strike down Law on False Military Medal Wearing

After The Supreme Court on Thursday struck down a federal law making it a crime to lie about receiving the Medal of Honor and other prized military awards, with justices branding the false claim "contemptible" but nonetheless protected by the First A...
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Funny story: Angela Merkel is the new trainer of German national footie team!

Angela Merkel is the new trainer of German national footie team!

Angela Merkel has decided not only to save the Eurozone single-handed; she has also taken over as Germany's new head footie manager because she can't stand "Löw" losers! After being sacked by Merkel, Joachim Löw packed his suitcases, wig and 6 foo...
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Funny story: China Space Mission a Hoax Claims Author

China Space Mission a Hoax Claims Author

It appears that the Chinese space capsule carrying three crew members that returned to Earth following a 13-day mission on Friday was part of an elaborate hoax and that that the whole mission was in fact staged. Images of the capsule landing in I...
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Funny story: Dawkins claims evolutionist is a bullsh*tter!

Dawkins claims evolutionist is a bullsh*tter!

Atheist fundamentalist, evolution crackpot, heir of the slave trade and childrens author Richard Dawkins has lashed out at fellow deluded high priest of evolution EO Wilson. Dawkins, 71, who claims he was once an ape, described Wilson's theory "as...
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Funny story: Owl impression by top female star leads tennis authorities to act

Owl impression by top female star leads tennis authorities to act

Following her admission that she has not been grunting on the courts of the professional tennis tour but impersonating her pet owl, Frederick, a well known top female tennis star has blown the lid off the grunting debate that has been dominating wome...
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Funny story: Madonna "Twin" Asked To Leave Concert

Madonna "Twin" Asked To Leave Concert

In an incident strikingly similar to the reported story of a Nashville fan who was thrown out of a Kenny Chesney concert for looking too much like the country star, a Madonna fan has been thrown out of a concert for looking too much like her. Fre...
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Funny story: 'Kate Middleton To Sleep Rough' - so what else is new?

'Kate Middleton To Sleep Rough' - so what else is new?

London - Slumming it in Kensington Palace's Nottingham Cottage is such a chore when all the in-laws are holed up in palatial splendor. But all that could end early next week as Kate and William face eviction from their grace and favor pad to join...
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Funny story: iPhone 5 to incorporate facial recognition

iPhone 5 to incorporate facial recognition

Apple may be keeping the features of the much anticipated iPhone 5 under wraps, but one new feature has been leaked through a patent made by Apple for facial recognition. "There's two reasons for Apple not telling people what's in the iPhone 5," s...
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Funny story: Union demands extra second's pay for workers

Union demands extra second's pay for workers

Leaders of the Britain's biggest public sector union have proposed industrial action if employers do not pay workers for the extra second that is being inserted into the calendar on June 30th. At midnight on June 30th, one second is due to be adde...
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Funny story: Movie Theaters Ban Breastfeeding

Movie Theaters Ban Breastfeeding

Seattle, Washington - Protests mount outside of theaters in the Seattle area after the management of one of the theater chains banned breastfeeding in their establishment. "We have a strict policy against patrons bringing in their own food and t...
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Funny story: George Clooney and Stacy Keibler To Be The First Guest Stars on Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgen's New Show, "The Zombie Chronicles"

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler To Be The First Guest Stars on Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgen's New Show, "The Zombie Chronicles"

HOLLYWOOD - Charleen Belle Pinnzucker the director of The Zombie Chronicles has just announced the two guest stars who will be appearing on the first episode of the new Epitome Network show. Pinnzucker said that she is thrilled that George Clooney...
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Funny story: Advice, Support & Tips for those entering old age - from Bartholomew Utterswaithe Part 4

Advice, Support & Tips for those entering old age - from Bartholomew Utterswaithe Part 4

This article, was designed by the effervescent, disconsolate, decrepit, depressed Bartholomew Utterwaithe (66), to offer help, support, succour and advice to those of the population who are entering their 60's - in an effort to lessen the culture-shock suffered by many, when they also get made redundant at 62 years of age, then suffer heart failure, loneliness, depression, and being overcharged fo...
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Funny story: The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Reason Why The Pakistani Olympic Team President Is Furious With The International Olympic Committee

The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Reason Why The Pakistani Olympic Team President Is Furious With The International Olympic Committee

KARACHI, Pakistan - The president of the Pakistani Olympic team Kandarbad Peshabdu is extremely upset with the International Olympic Committee. President Peshabdu has just received a text message from the IOC informing him that the entire Pakistan...
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Funny story: The Today Show Unceremoniously Shows Veteran Anchor Ann Curry The Door

The Today Show Unceremoniously Shows Veteran Anchor Ann Curry The Door

NEW YORK CITY - Veteran Today Show host Ann Curry was let go from her job as one of the anchors on the NBC morning show. According to iRumors reporter Ling Chow Rangoon, the big powers that be had to find an excuse as to why Good Morning America...
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Funny story: Political Facebook - President Obama and Vice-President Joe Biden

Political Facebook - President Obama and Vice-President Joe Biden

POLITICAL FACEBOOK President Obama: Hey Joey you wanna get a burger later on this afternoon? 2:03 p.m. Vice-President Biden: Sounds good Barry, you buyin'? 2:07 p.m. President Obama: Does Donald Trump have the stupidest looking hairdo you have ever seen? 2:10 p.m. Vice-President Biden: Gotcha boss. Say I was wondering you aren't planning on making anymore sports remarks today are ya...
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Funny story: Little Divot Man In Rich Tea Biscuit Furore

Little Divot Man In Rich Tea Biscuit Furore

Yet again the once sleepy village of Little Divot finds itself at the centre of a national scandal after improper use of a rich tea biscuit was discovered at a local tea room. Staff at the Blue Rinse Tea Rooms were left aghast after one of them ca...
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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Rumer Willis To Star In The Remake of "Lolita"

Ashton Kutcher and Rumer Willis To Star In The Remake of "Lolita"

HOLLYWOOD - Miramix Pictures in association with Sky Castle Films has just announced that they will soon begin production on the remake of the 1962 film Lolita. The original which was made 50 years ago starred Sue Lyon in the role of the nubile, p...
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