Funny story: State Representative Banned for Saying "A***e"

State Representative Banned for Saying "A***e"

Liza Grey, State Representative for Michigan, was banned from speaking in the House of Representatives for saying the word "a***e" during a recent speech to the House. The word was used as the anatomically correct way to describe the part of the...
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Funny story: Vampires Mashup with Umpires for the Next TV Trend

Vampires Mashup with Umpires for the Next TV Trend

Hollywood - Television is drawing new blood from the legends of Transylvania, combining vampires and umpires to create the next big viewing trend. "We knew the vampire concept was losing steam when retail sales of artificial fangs started drop...
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Funny story: G20 central banks set to buy all stocks

G20 central banks set to buy all stocks

Wall St. - Stocks rose on the announcement out of the G20 assembly that all stocks would be purchased by the G20 central banks. Recent stock market volatility has the elite concerned that they may loose capital in a market crash, according to ou...
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Funny story: Scotland Yard and Interpol Hired to Help SERN Find the Higgs Boson. Arrest warrant issued. ID check now required of all particles at borders. Pushing the envelope with "Outsource Limit Test"?

Scotland Yard and Interpol Hired to Help SERN Find the Higgs Boson. Arrest warrant issued. ID check now required of all particles at borders. Pushing the envelope with "Outsource Limit Test"?

Interpol Headquarters, Lyon -SERN officials have announced a "joint partnership," Involving Scotland Yard and the International Criminal Police Organization as the largest particle hunt in history goes into full gear to capture the elusive Higgs Boso...
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Funny story: Not Again! 'No Child Left Behind' Issue Pops Up as Miriam Clegg Leaves DPM Behind as He Shops for new Dyson

Not Again! 'No Child Left Behind' Issue Pops Up as Miriam Clegg Leaves DPM Behind as He Shops for new Dyson

Yet nother embarrassment for the Coalition as Spoof News stinger Aphrodite can now reveal that the haughty wife of Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg lost her patience whilst the DPM was shopping for a new vac at Harrods earlier this week, storming ou...
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Funny story: KKK Supports Obama for Reelection 2012

KKK Supports Obama for Reelection 2012

The current Grand Wizard's of the Klu Klux Klan Forrest Wayne Rattliff, Jed Jordan, and Ryan Hanson, and Taylor Woodson Murphy have voiced their support of President Obama for 2012. In a statement prepared today, KKK Grand Wizard Forrest Wayne Rat...
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Funny story: Joy Behar caught in sticky embrace with Obama Mannequin

Joy Behar caught in sticky embrace with Obama Mannequin

In an incident that can only come from the twisted minds of Matt Groening or South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, NYPD and NY fire departments arrived at the New York Apartment of Joy Behar to find her on the floor with a life-size mannequ...
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Funny story: Obama offers immunity to up to 800,000 illegals In Exchange for Pot Growing services.

Obama offers immunity to up to 800,000 illegals In Exchange for Pot Growing services.

The Obama Administration will stop deporting and issue work permits to as many as 800,000 young illegal immigrants who came to the U.S. as children and have never committed a crime, Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano said Friday. Napo...
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Funny story: Senator Mitch McConnell Morphs into Chipmunk on Senate Floor - Rabies Suspected!

Senator Mitch McConnell Morphs into Chipmunk on Senate Floor - Rabies Suspected!

According to eye witnesses, it was a scene like never before witnessed in US Senate history. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) observers noted over the years looks very similar to a chipmunk had actually morphed into a giant a rodent right before...
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Funny story: Office "Funny Guy" Can't Understand Why Letterman Hasn't Called

Office "Funny Guy" Can't Understand Why Letterman Hasn't Called

Parsippany, NJ - If you're a small business owner living in northern New Jersey and have ever required technical support, there's a good chance that you have come across Mr. James Childress. James is a longtime Customer Service Representative at Pars...
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Funny story: Chipping Norton Orgy

Chipping Norton Orgy

Our exclusive story resulting from a shocking statement from former Chipping Norton Butler, Ernest Sprong, will make feathers fly in the upper echelons of the Establishment. He reveals wife swapping, sex with horses and mystic charms from the dept...
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Funny story: Euro 2012: Harry Redknapp installed as favourite for Republic of Ireland job

Euro 2012: Harry Redknapp installed as favourite for Republic of Ireland job

Harry Redknapp emerged as favourite for the Republic of Ireland job last night, less than 24 hours after parting company with Tottenham Hotspur. Republic of Ireland were the first team to be eliminated from the European Championships, following d...
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Funny story: Big Ticket & Big Papi Find the Fountain of Youth

Big Ticket & Big Papi Find the Fountain of Youth

David Ortiz and Kevin Garnett have been friends since their lonely and losing days in Minnesota, Ortiz with the Twins and Garnett with the Timberwolves. Each found redemption in the escape to Boston. Ortiz told Garnett that Boston may not be th...
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Funny story: Narnia to enter the Winter Olympics

Narnia to enter the Winter Olympics

The freshly formed Olympic Committee of Narnia have admitted that they are to send a team to the next Winter Olympics in 2014 to be held in Russia. "This is a great adventure for us," said Digory Kirk, who has been asked to chair the committee. "W...
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Funny story: John The Baptist's pet gerbil was Bulgarian

John The Baptist's pet gerbil was Bulgarian

Black Sea - New Testament era animal bones at a Sveti Ivan Island archaeological site have tested positive for the holy man's pet gerbil 'Gerry'. The discovery off the Black Sea's Bulgarian coast finally nails the lie that John The Baptist was a n...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says That He Has Never Received A Massage From John Travolta

Rush Limbaugh Says That He Has Never Received A Massage From John Travolta

NEW YORK CITY - Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh responded to John Travolta massage innuendos by saying he is so angry he is fit to be tied. "El Rusho" caught himself and stated, "Ah make that mad. I'm as mad as a wet hen. Ah, make...
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Funny story: Wives and Lotteries: David Stern Knows How to Fix a Problem

Wives and Lotteries: David Stern Knows How to Fix a Problem

Does David Stern still beat his wife? The issue came up when reporters questioned the head of the NBA about his recent draft lottery. One enterprising investigative reporter/talkmeister wanted to know if the fix was in. After all, the NBA-owned...
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Funny story: Quentin Kelp MP - Friday Newsletter

Quentin Kelp MP - Friday Newsletter

Dear Constituents I have had a very hectic week Wednesday was also very embarrassing. It started when I switched on the Blackberry and found an email request for an interview and a photograph of myself. I was surprised to learn that I had attracted the attention of a certain women's publication. So, thinking that no harm could come from a bit of publicity for my opinions on the low numbe...
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Funny story: Fresh Guidelines on Breakfast Cereals

Fresh Guidelines on Breakfast Cereals

The Dietary Information Panel (DIP) has now revised its advice related to breakfast cereals. Rather than eating any number of large bowls of porridge and any number of smaller bowls of Sugary Puffs or Chocky Pops at any one sitting it now recomme...
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Funny story: Lesbian Divorce Case Proves that US Gay Marriage has Been a Success

Lesbian Divorce Case Proves that US Gay Marriage has Been a Success

The ongoing divorce trial between two North Carolinian lesbians has garnered a huge sigh of relief from gay marriage advocates who can now boast that gay marriage actually works. The divorce between Sally Sandwich and Jenny Plug has been going on...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Flip Flops Again - Says He Will Remain A Mormon and Not Change Over To Being An Episcopalian After All

Mitt Romney Flip Flops Again - Says He Will Remain A Mormon and Not Change Over To Being An Episcopalian After All

FIVE FORKS, South Carolina - GOP presidential front runner Mitt Romney's "Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour" pulled into the town of Five Forks, South Carolina on a day when the heat index was 103. In 1789, the city was discovered an...
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Funny story: The New York Jets Are Planning On Trading Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys

The New York Jets Are Planning On Trading Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys

NEW YORK CITY - The trade rumors are swirling around the New York Jets organization like the calories in Kevin James' five-course meal. The word on the streets of the City That Never Sleeps is that Tim Tebow, 24, might be heading for Big D (Dallas...
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Funny story: Chris Brown vs Drake

Chris Brown vs Drake

Fists are flying… and so are bottles apparently. In the early morning hours of June 14, Drake, Chris Brown and their accompanying entourages got into a brawl at a Manhattan nightclub, with Breezy suffering a gash to his chin after getting struck with...
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Funny story: A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paul McCartney of The Beatles

A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paul McCartney of The Beatles

Paul McCartney played the bass guitar with The Beatles which is the most famous band in the history of recorded music. The Beatles got their start back in the early 60s at Liverpool's Cavern Club. At one time they were actually known as The Silver Beatles but McCartney suggested that the the name be shortened to just The Beatles in order to be able to fit the name on the front of Ringo's Lud...
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Funny story: Anna Chapman, The Former Russian Spy To Star With Ron Jeremy and Johnny Depp In The Spy Thriller "Undercover Cuddling"

Anna Chapman, The Former Russian Spy To Star With Ron Jeremy and Johnny Depp In The Spy Thriller "Undercover Cuddling"

HOLLYWOOD - Noted Italian director Bandini Borrapelli has worked with some of the most popular and most beautiful actresses including Nina Dobrev, Mila Kunis, Paris Hilton, and Sofia Vergara. He recently spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle T...
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