Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Gets Quite A Shock Regarding Her Relationship With Justin Theroux

Jennifer Aniston Gets Quite A Shock Regarding Her Relationship With Justin Theroux

TARZANA, California - Jennifer Aniston recently attended a music concert featuring Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz. The concert was held at the newly opened Gary Busey International Speedway which is located on a tract of land that was once...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan love doll is causing a scream

Lindsay Lohan love doll is causing a scream

As if Lindsay Lohan didn't have enough troubles to worry about, now she's got a corny love doll on the market. An inflatable love doll named "Loveable Lindsay" from Victor Victoria Products, has reportedly become such a hot ticket item with milli...
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Funny story: Shakespeare in Text 2b Released, Lol :(

Shakespeare in Text 2b Released, Lol :(

Finally it has arrived, the complete works of Shakespeare have been translated into text. International text service providers, THUMBS 4U, refer to the grueling project that they have just completed as the Textual Reproduction and Acting of Shakespearean Heritage (or T.R.A.S.H. for short). I asked their Public Relations Executive about the project and he said, "We are really excited about what...
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Funny story: Verity Warbling-Trollblog Ordered To Dish The Dirt On Harry Styles And Justin Bieber

Verity Warbling-Trollblog Ordered To Dish The Dirt On Harry Styles And Justin Bieber

It's been revealed that SEN supremo, Buffty Ginslinger has ordered ace gossip reporter Verity Warbling-Trollblog to dish the dirt on Harry Styles out of One Direction and Canadian crooner, Justin Bieber. Insiders say that Ginslinger has been disap...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan puts her dog up for adoption

Lindsay Lohan puts her dog up for adoption

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly putting her dog up for adoption. Her dog "Snoopy," recently performed in a stage production of "Annie." The Beverly Hills animal shelter will begin taking applications from people interested in adopting Snoopy. "He'...
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Funny story: Doomsday cult warns about Nigella's coq au vin

Doomsday cult warns about Nigella's coq au vin

London - A shadowy Illuminati offshoot has red carded domestic goddess Nigella Lawson's new spring chicken recipe. Barking Seventh Day Adventist Dentists' Allotment Society has banned her 'summer solstice spatchcock chicken nuggets in a red wine j...
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Funny story: The iRumors News Agency Presents "Scandals, Rumors, & Innuendos From Around The World" (June Edition)

The iRumors News Agency Presents "Scandals, Rumors, & Innuendos From Around The World" (June Edition)

The editor of The iRumors News Agency, Bacardi Cheyenne, has just announced that the June edition of its publication of 'Scandals, Rumors, & Innuendos From Around The World' is now available at leading newsstands, at Giggle Giggle Comedy Clubs throughout America, and at all Burger Bandit Restaurants. SCANDALS, RUMORS, & INNUENDOS FROM AROUND THE WORLD COPENHAGEN, DENMARK - Local auth...
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Funny story: David Cameron admits leaving daughter in pub was not a mistake

David Cameron admits leaving daughter in pub was not a mistake

It was revealed today that Prime Minister David Cameron didn't accidentally leave his daughter behind in a pub they had visited. Following a grilling by Lord Leveson earlier today, the Prime Minister broke down in tears to explain that he actually...
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Funny story: OMG! NewsCorpse hackers' top client revealed as evil genius CEO of Poodle Brothers USA

OMG! NewsCorpse hackers' top client revealed as evil genius CEO of Poodle Brothers USA

Washington DC - The media group's biggest commissioning client has been named tonight as Iraq war monger George W Bush. For decades his under-the-radar snoopers trawled the depths via NewsCorpse stooges checking up on Brit whitewash about, er, stu...
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Funny story: NFL Investigating Gaga's Concussion; Madonna Suspected

NFL Investigating Gaga's Concussion; Madonna Suspected

New York City - The National Football League's Special Task Force on Head Injuries has begun a formal investigation of a recent onstage incident involving Lady Gaga, a metal pipe and a concussion. Gaga suffered the concussion earlier this week dur...
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Funny story: Outbreak of Acne Ruins First (And Last) Date

Outbreak of Acne Ruins First (And Last) Date

A Miami man was today left shattered after an outbreak of acne marred a blind date which he was positive was odds on to lead to a possible sexual encounter. Regrettably that did not occur. Dr Daniel Cun, 32, handsome, charismatic, kind and a...
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Funny story: New advertising campaign for Bilk & Bilk Law Firm Targets "Fox News Syndrome"

New advertising campaign for Bilk & Bilk Law Firm Targets "Fox News Syndrome"

"Bilk & Bilk", the national law firm, known for its representing disability claimants, mesothelioma sufferers, and recipients of bad delivery pizza has added a new victim. "If your aged or elderly loved one can no longer participate in an inte...
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Funny story: Weather or Not, the Thunder and Heat Will Raise the NBA Temperature

Weather or Not, the Thunder and Heat Will Raise the NBA Temperature

ESPN may need to add a meteorologist to their team of so-called experts to forecast each game of the NBA Finals. The windbags seem to be rising to gale force. We don't want to rain on the parade of fans lining up to buy tickets in both Miami and O...
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Funny story: US Congress: "Buy one...get one free"

US Congress: "Buy one...get one free"

The Republican National Committee sent an urgent message to its large donors this morning offering "two Congressman for the price of one" for each donation over a million dollars. By mid-morning the committee had raised over four hundred thirty- five...
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Funny story: Russia to invade Poland if they lose!

Russia to invade Poland if they lose!

Russian footy thugs, hooligans, racists, piss artists and some decent supporters (not many though) are marching through the streets of Warsaw, POLAND (!) tonight in a show of strength, Big Brother is watching and over the top national pride. They...
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Funny story: The psychobiology of lap dancing

The psychobiology of lap dancing

Browsing through a recent volume of Evolution and Quirky Behavior, I was startled by the title of an American study: "Ovulatory cycle effects on tip earnings by lap dancers: economic evidence for human estrus?" As you know, 'estrus' (or oestrus, a...
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Funny story: David Cameron Leaves Obnoxious Brat in Pub

David Cameron Leaves Obnoxious Brat in Pub

Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife, Samantha, left his obnoxious brat in a pub after having a Sunday drink, Downing Street has confirmed. It said the incident had happened "a couple of months ago". Baroness Warsi is reported to have spent a...
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Funny story: Man Ignored At Bar for 6 Minutes Has Benefit Concert Organized By Bono!

Man Ignored At Bar for 6 Minutes Has Benefit Concert Organized By Bono!

A Utah man, dying of thirst after waiting over 6 minutes to get served a beer has received help from an unexpected source. Greg Marshall, 28, was attempting to purchase a beer last Saturday night at his favorite bar "Sweet Larry's" unfortunately...
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Funny story: Sting's New Charity "Help an Aged Rock Star" Receives Millions

Sting's New Charity "Help an Aged Rock Star" Receives Millions

Alleged do-gooder and former Police front man "Sting" famous not just for his monotone voice and drab personality but also his dabbling in things that he really has no knowledge about and "new age" philosophies has started a new charity that will hel...
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Funny story: Euro 2012: ITV team forced to broadcast outside stadium

Euro 2012: ITV team forced to broadcast outside stadium

Speculation surrounded the ITV sports team last night when an anonymous twitter account said they were banned from the stadium. Viewers had noted during the England v France game that Adrian Chiles, Jamie Carragher and Gareth Southgate were in a s...
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Funny story: West Ham awarded Olympic Stadium - but with conditions attached

West Ham awarded Olympic Stadium - but with conditions attached

The Olympic Steering Committee (or is that Beering committee) have finally come to a decision as to which football team will move into the white elephant that is the Olympic Stadium in Stratford. The committee have agreed that West Ham United will...
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Funny story: A Ringo Ate My Baby!

A Ringo Ate My Baby!

Former Beatles drummer Ringo Starr has been accused of creeping into a Boy Scout camp site and pilfering candy from rucksacks as sleeping scouts lay unawares in their tents. Reports from Dorking, England suggest that the nasally challenged musicia...
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Funny story: Quentin Kelp MP - Midweek

Quentin Kelp MP - Midweek

Dear Constituents I had a most hectic weekend. Not only was it hectic but it was spoiled by a panic over my own personal health. Don't spread this around too widely as I wouldn't want the PM to suspect something that could delay my progress towards assuming higher office, but the fact is that I've recently been finding it necessary to get up at least three times a night to visit the bathroom...
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Funny story: Flaming June - Met Office Bust Popular Myth

Flaming June - Met Office Bust Popular Myth

Torrential downpours across the country saw two months' rain fall in 24 hours yesterday. And weather forecasters are warning that heavy showers will return by the end of the week. The rain has caused chaos, with floods hitting various parts of...
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Funny story: Red Sox Ace Josh Beckett Faces the Prevailing Winds

Red Sox Ace Josh Beckett Faces the Prevailing Winds

Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine revealed after another so-so outing by pitcher Josh Beckett that the former ace suffered from a bad case of wind in the first two innings. The dastardly Miami Marlins were the culprits, having thrown the pitcher a c...
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Funny story: Cameron's Declared a "problem family"!

Cameron's Declared a "problem family"!

David and Samantha Cameron have been labelled a "problem family" by social worker Erica Pickles who was shocked to discover that after a drinking bout at pub they were so pissed out of their minds that they left their daughter, Nancy aged just 8, at...
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Funny story: Australian Murder Mystery Resolved After 32 Years

Australian Murder Mystery Resolved After 32 Years

An Australian Coroner has finally closed the case file on one of Australia's longest running murder mysteries. In the Darwin Magistrates Court today, Coroner Sheila Castlemaine-XXXX made a landmark ruling in the notorious 1980 'A Cry In The Dark'...
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Funny story: Oxlade-Chamberlain hit with 'Bringing Game into Disrepute' charge

Oxlade-Chamberlain hit with 'Bringing Game into Disrepute' charge

Football authorities have announced today that Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is to face a charge of 'Bringing the Game into Disrepute'. The charge, relating to interviews given to ITV and the BBC after England's Euro 2012 draw with France, is expected t...
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Funny story: Spain to raise some money by selling footballers

Spain to raise some money by selling footballers

The two largest football teams in Spain have been heavily funded by contributions from the Spanish government. With Spain's economy now in dire straits, with a need to find two billion Euros, it has been determined to reclaim the assets that they hel...
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Funny story: England qui qui themselves against France!

England qui qui themselves against France!

Donetsk, somewhere in the land of nod: England went on the pitch last night determined not to play football against the "Sacre Bleus" (Who weren't much better) and were so frightened of losing they nearly "qui, qui'd" themselves. Memories of Chels...
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Funny story: LeBron James Promises That The Miami Heat Will Win The NBA Championship Against The Oklahoma City Thunder Or He'll Donate $2 Million To The State of Oklahoma

LeBron James Promises That The Miami Heat Will Win The NBA Championship Against The Oklahoma City Thunder Or He'll Donate $2 Million To The State of Oklahoma

MIAMI - LeBron James told Tango Brisket of Sports Territory Magazine that since defeating the Boston Celtics in game seven of the NBA's Eastern Conference Finals his size 16 shoes have not touched the ground. He said that he has only managed to sl...
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Funny story: Capitol hill lobbyist testify on the hill about being abused by Congressional and Senate Staff Members

Capitol hill lobbyist testify on the hill about being abused by Congressional and Senate Staff Members

WashingtonDC. - The House Ethics Committee opened hearings today to bring to light allegations that House and Senate staff members have been physically and mentally abusing Capitol Hill lobbyist following the disclosure that a member of Senator Paul...
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Funny story: Economy Left In Toilet

Economy Left In Toilet

British Prime Minister David Cameron admitted yesterday to accidently leaving the UK Economy "in the shitter" at the weekend. A Downing Street Special Advisory Public Relations Advisor, defended the Prime Ministers' lack of judgement as an act of ex...
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Funny story: Euro 2012: John Terry 'will refuse to shake hands with Patrice Evra'

Euro 2012: John Terry 'will refuse to shake hands with Patrice Evra'

More controversy surrounded former England captain John Terry tonight after he was told of Patrice Evra's comments after England and France shared the points in a 1-1 draw at Euro 2012 Group D opener. Joleon Lescott gave England the lead but Manch...
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Funny story: The Citizens of Anchorage, Alaska Are Furious Regarding The Salmon Mating Ritual Situation

The Citizens of Anchorage, Alaska Are Furious Regarding The Salmon Mating Ritual Situation

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - The city of Anchorage is known for its dog sled races, snowmobiling, snow, Polar Pale Ale Beer, kayaking, snow, rafting, being home to the largest Eskimo igloo in the world, and snow. It is also home to The Annual Salmon Mating Ritual Festival & Parade. The event is one of the year's greatest celebrations and is attended by every citizen of the city. But this year a g...
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Funny story: Congressional Booster Club Raises $1400 for New Ties

Congressional Booster Club Raises $1400 for New Ties

WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP Newsliar) -- The U.S. Congressional Booster Club, run by the mothers of currently sitting U.S. representatives and senators, has raised $1400 in funding towards the purchase of new ties. "Many of our little darlings are still...
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Funny story: Mad Frankie Fraser to be honoured with state funeral, more spending cuts to meet cost says PM

Mad Frankie Fraser to be honoured with state funeral, more spending cuts to meet cost says PM

Iconic villain "Mad" Frankie Fraser is to be commemorated with one of the highest possible accolades that any mere mortal could ever aspire to when he departs his long and colourful life - a state funeral. The news which was announced today by Do...
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Funny story: Internet Dating Tips Continued - How to Read Between The Lines

Internet Dating Tips Continued - How to Read Between The Lines

As an expert on internet dating (I have been addicted to online dating for 3 years, though have yet to meet any woman willing to sleep with me) I feel I am best qualified to offer advice on how to read between the lines on what a woman actually means in her profile. Below is a list of phrases women like to use, I for some time was confused by these references, so as a favor to you all (no, please...
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Funny story: Practical Driving Test Now More Intimidating Than Ever

Practical Driving Test Now More Intimidating Than Ever

Driving Daily - Britain's favourite car mad mag for over 50 years - EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JAMES MAY, JEREMY CLARKSON AND RICHARD HAMMOND AFTER THEY WERE CAUGHT SMUGGLING 400 JARS OF ELEPHANT SPERM IN THE BACK OF A 1982 FORD CORTINA IN INDIA. Learners be warned, your dreams of owning and driving your own car are about to be pulverised! As of 1st January 2013 budding motorists will be force...
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Funny story: Angry Patriotic American's Say "Shut Up or Get Out!" After Ohio Man Claims All Soldiers Are Not Heroes

Angry Patriotic American's Say "Shut Up or Get Out!" After Ohio Man Claims All Soldiers Are Not Heroes

Scores of angry yet patriotic American's are furious after an Ohio man pointed out to a friend that not all troops are heroes and that some may indeed be bad apples that are not indicative of the majority. Many want the man punished or at least sho...
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