Funny story: "Stuff The Ruddy Buggering Diamond Jubilee!" Rages The Duke Of Edinburgh

"Stuff The Ruddy Buggering Diamond Jubilee!" Rages The Duke Of Edinburgh

Buckingham Palace staff ran for cover Friday night when the Duke of Edinburgh flew into a rage, when Her Majesty suggested that he ought to retire to his bed at ten pm, as the Royal Family were facing quite a hectic weekend, and that he ought to get...
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Funny story: Obama Uses Executive Order to Wipe Out Unemployment

Obama Uses Executive Order to Wipe Out Unemployment

In a move that his supporters called brilliant, his detractors called an aberration of intelligence and the rest of us wondering why he ordered out when he could have saved money by eating in with DiGiorno, US President Barak Obama used an executive...
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Funny story: Emotionally Indifferent Barn Dweller's Sickness, AKA Mad Cow Disease, Claims Another Bovine

Emotionally Indifferent Barn Dweller's Sickness, AKA Mad Cow Disease, Claims Another Bovine

SAN FRANCISCO -- A California dairy cow previously identified as having Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy, or Mad Cow Disease, has been euthanized. Federal officials stated that in the last several weeks the cow had been exhibiting classic symptoms o...
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Funny story: Steven Tyler Takes Jennifer Lopez For A Spin In His Brand New $1.1 Million Hennessey Venom GT Spyder and J.Lo's "Boy-Toy" Has A Fit!

Steven Tyler Takes Jennifer Lopez For A Spin In His Brand New $1.1 Million Hennessey Venom GT Spyder and J.Lo's "Boy-Toy" Has A Fit!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Steven Tyler stated that he was thrilled that his brand new $1.1 million Hennessey Venom GT Spyder has a sticker price that is higher than Simon Cowell's Bugatti Veyron, which is listed at an even $1 million. The American Idol ju...
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Funny story: Obama says he regrets 'Polish death camp' gaffe

Obama says he regrets 'Polish death camp' gaffe

WARSAW, Poland (AP) - President Barack Hussein Obama has written an urgent email to the Polish president expressing "regret" for a gaffe that caused a wicked storm of controversy in Poland. Obama on Tuesday used the expression "a Polish death camp...
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Funny story: Animal animator releases new film

Animal animator releases new film

Director Jeremy Dribble releases his new film this week. He is well known for his unique style of cinema, in which he uses stop-motion cameras and taxidermy to tell charming but bizarre stories about anthropomorphic sport-playing animals. His latest film tells the story of a pair of badgers who struggle to play at Wimbledon's doubles tennis tournament, and are ultimately beaten by a combination...
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Funny story: Fire Destroys Electoral College

Fire Destroys Electoral College

An American institution is gone. Metro DC police and fire units responded to the 3 AM blaze Friday morning, only to find the entire structure fully engulfed in inflammatory language and falling apart under its own massive weight. Originally constr...
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Funny story: Luverley Jubilee! We're gunna 'ave a right ol' royal knees-up dahn the palace!

Luverley Jubilee! We're gunna 'ave a right ol' royal knees-up dahn the palace!

The Queen has decided that, to commemorate her Diamond Jubilee, she will revert to her natural speaking style for the day on June 4th. Although she usually affects a very precise BBC English accent, coming from the west end of London means she natur...
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Funny story: Computer virus eating faces on Facebook

Computer virus eating faces on Facebook

Florida - Hot on the heels of apparent vampires eating peoples brains, a computer virus dubbed "Defacelika" is eating faces on Facebook. When the virus strikes, according to computer scientist Dr. Bunsard Unsticky, working to defeat the virus, i...
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Funny story: An interview with Congressional beer vendor Cliveden Hopkins

An interview with Congressional beer vendor Cliveden Hopkins

Rhode Island had a good year in 1774. As a delegate to the First Continental Congress Stephen Hopkins wrote, "As both wheel and axle require sufficient grease to proceed in good function, so do voices in defense of free speech require such libation as may be necessary to accomplish this sacred purposeā€¦" And a tradition was born. The well-connected Hopkins appointed a nephew, a lad by t...
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Funny story: Flesh-Eating Humanoid Dinosaur Discovered

Flesh-Eating Humanoid Dinosaur Discovered

Guangdong, China--An unexpected discovery of a 10,000 year-old fossil is revolutionizing theories of human and dinosaur evolution. The complete fossil was discovered in China, and it shows a mixture of both human and dinosaur traits. Archaeologists...
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Funny story: Masses of global Facebook users commit suicide; they got cut off!

Masses of global Facebook users commit suicide; they got cut off!

Reports of mass global suicides have been reaching Spoof HQ, but not because there are rumours going round that our beloved Cockney Clive has retired, no! The suicidal ones are Facebook users who were cut off from their lifelines. Unable to tell t...
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Funny story: Quentin Kelp MP - Jubilee Special

Quentin Kelp MP - Jubilee Special

Dear Constituents I have had a most hectic week. Tomorrow I am due to make a public appearance at a Garden Fete and Jubilee tea party. It doesn't start until 2pm so I'll squeeze in an hour signing letters before a shortened "Meet your MP" session in the Red Lion. After that I'll work on a few words to say at the Fete or, most probably, dig out the speech I did last year if I can find...
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Funny story: Weathermen and psychics predict Thames Jubilee pageant washout

Weathermen and psychics predict Thames Jubilee pageant washout

London - A karmic tempest is on the cards as the nation's soothsaying industries unite in their Diamond Jubilee predictions. Their warnings for Sunday describe a horrible foreskin - er...foretaste! - of Hurricane Beryl, a topical [sic] storm curre...
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Funny story: Andy Murray/Virginia Wade Battle Rages On

Andy Murray/Virginia Wade Battle Rages On

The unsavoury war of words between the British tennis number 1 Andy Murray, and former Wimbledon champion Virginia Wade, raged on in earnest today with the gritty Scot claiming he would never again have a wank over Miss Wade. The exchanges began a...
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Funny story: World Health Organization: Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy.

World Health Organization: Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy.

World Health Organization: "Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy." The World Health Organization released findings on a series of expensive studies today, including a study that shows that men's desks are dirtier than women's...
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Funny story: Popovich Spurred on by Spurious Media

Popovich Spurred on by Spurious Media

San Antonio Spurs lost for the first time in a month. The Coach, the ever-effervescent Gregg Popovich, maintained his usually garrulous approach to the media. TV reporters are always careful that the boom isn't lowered on their heads. For those...
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Funny story: Madonna Reignites Her Feud With Lady Gaga

Madonna Reignites Her Feud With Lady Gaga

TEL AVIV, Israel - Before her concert at Tel Aviv's Smiling Camel Arena, Madonna had expressed that she was feeling very ill from the remnants of jet lag. She was given several glasses of homogenized camel milk and she remarked that it made her fe...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber is attacked by crazy photographer

Justin Bieber is attacked by crazy photographer

Justin Bierber is attacked by a stalker impostering as a photographer outside of a shopping center in Calabasas. The photographer intentionally blocked Bieber's car with his own in an attempt to keep Bieber from leaving the parking lot, to keep hi...
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Funny story: I-Phone's Siri Arrested and Charged with Polygamy

I-Phone's Siri Arrested and Charged with Polygamy

That sexy, soothing female voice named Siri who has stirred the emotions and imaginations of so many iPhone 4S users has been arrested and charged for allegedly committing the crime of polygamy, a whole bunch of times. Who knew that such a loving, u...
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Funny story: Bloomberg to Set Sights on Little Italy in Anti-Obesity Campaign

Bloomberg to Set Sights on Little Italy in Anti-Obesity Campaign

After easily pushing through his ban on sugar sodas as part of his War on Obesity, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is now considering closing down the popular restaurant district of Little Italy. Bloomberg claims the historic area's regula...
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