Funny story: Bill Clinton Promotes Hitler-Style Vegetarianism at World Rodeo Convention

Bill Clinton Promotes Hitler-Style Vegetarianism at World Rodeo Convention

Many rodeo-goers expressed surprise, even shock, at the announcement that former United States president Bill Clinton would be the keynote speaker at the 2012 World Rodeo Convention in Houston, Texas. For one, media sources have in recent years repor...
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Funny story: Writing E-pet-aphs

Writing E-pet-aphs

Gladys Mycock has an unusual job. He/she used to work as a transsexual bra-fitter, but has found more satisfying work in the world of writing poetic epitaphs for family pets. "It's not so much about the imagery, it's more important to find something that rhymes," he/she says. This week has been busy after the local pet shop burnt down. Gladys has been run off his/her feet trying to pen suita...
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Funny story: Peter Piper Picks a Peck of Purplish, Pink Pickled Paprika Peppers

Peter Piper Picks a Peck of Purplish, Pink Pickled Paprika Peppers

Peter Piper, infamous in nursery rhymes for picking a peck of pickled peppers, tweeted today that he picked a peck of purplish, pink pickled paprika peppers. Tongue twister and pepper picking market analysts peppered the tweet as a pure pile of p...
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Funny story: Starring Bobby Valentine in Death of a Salesman

Starring Bobby Valentine in Death of a Salesman

Playwright Arthur Miller probably never envisioned a sports version of his great play Death of a Salesman, but the Boston Red Sox are putting it on for limited performances in 2012 at Broadway on Fenway. The road show is even more tragic than the...
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Funny story: The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Reason Why Costa Rica Is Extremely Upset

The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Reason Why Costa Rica Is Extremely Upset

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - A spokesperson for the Costa Rican Olympic team, Francisco San Platanos, has expressed the fact that Team Costa Rica has just received a certified letter from The International Olympic Committee. The letter stipulates that t...
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Funny story: Snakes in the grass, not seaweed!

Snakes in the grass, not seaweed!

Evolution geeks are today enraptured by the latest plot twist in their mythology. For years, fibbing 'professors' such as atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins have been spreading the tale that snakes originated from the se...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Agrees To Replace The Olympic Team's "Made In China" Uniforms

Donald Trump Agrees To Replace The Olympic Team's "Made In China" Uniforms

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump has never been one to just sit idly by and keep quite about anything or anyone. And he has let it be known that he is not a happy camper at the fact that the U.S. Olympic team will be shown at the Summer Olympics opening...
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Funny story: Twitter down for cleaning of Aspartame Boy's Tweets

Twitter down for cleaning of Aspartame Boy's Tweets

The Cloud - Twitter insiders confided today that Twitter had to be taken down to remove all Tweets Tweeted by Aspartame Boy. In a confidential exchange of information, or so they thought, it was confided that Aspartame Boy's Tweets were deemed too...
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Funny story: Latest from the political scene

Latest from the political scene

David Cameron is the leading contender for this years Robert Muggabe Mud Hut award. The prestigious award has previously been given to Butcher Blair, George W Bush, Gordon (one eye) Brown to name but a few. Each winner is given his own personal hu...
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Funny story: Quentin Kelp MP - Greek Philosophy, Tax and Haemorrhoids

Quentin Kelp MP - Greek Philosophy, Tax and Haemorrhoids

Dear Constituents I have had such a hectic week and am now well behind with my newsletters. You might have thought I had already forgotten about you what with the summer recess and the sun shining but this is far from the truth. The sun will continue to shine ever brightly through my regular Newsletter. I'm off to Greece in a week or so, on a fact-finding visit. It's also so that I can...
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Funny story: Chick-fil-A to Drop Waffle Fries from Menu: Too Gay

Chick-fil-A to Drop Waffle Fries from Menu: Too Gay

ATLANTA GA (AP) The Chick-fil-A fast food chain announced yesterday that it would be dropping its popular "Waffle Fries" from its menu and replacing them with a new fried potato product. At a press conference, Chick-fil-A spokesman Ted Haggard ex...
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Funny story: Swastika Replaces Olympic Flag

Swastika Replaces Olympic Flag

London, England-- Only a few gasps of horror and outrage filled the Olympic Stadium in London on Friday as a familiar red and black flag was unfurled. The dreaded Nazi flag, the swastika, had replaced the multi-coloured Olympic flag. Some in the au...
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Funny story: Top-heavy Kate dizzy under weight of £10,000 hair extensions

Top-heavy Kate dizzy under weight of £10,000 hair extensions

London - "Underneath that Barnet she's practically bald," Kensington heirdresser Jonty Poppycock tweeted this morning. "Probably got the same amount of active follicles as that daft husband Wills." The celeb salon owner reckons regular top-ups...
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Funny story: New athlete called Philip Sidowu to compete at London 2012

New athlete called Philip Sidowu to compete at London 2012

Plans for GB's athletics team have been thrown into confusion on the eve of the games with the appearance at the team's luke warm weather training camp in a field outside Keele Services off the M6 by the arrival of a new athlete. Looking remarkabl...
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Funny story: Oxymorons and the Boston Red Sox

Oxymorons and the Boston Red Sox

The Red Sox have the greatest irony in sports: a paucity of riches. With their mega-budget and endless fount of moneymaking schemes, they bathe in a tub of greenbacks, able to shower off the muck of unpleasant players and lack of gratitude of egom...
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Funny story: Team GB storms off over soccer flag mix-up

Team GB storms off over soccer flag mix-up

Britain's football team stormed off the pitch before their opening Olympics clash against Senegal on Thursday after the players' pictures were displayed on a video screen alongside the flag of Scotland. The contest at Old Trafford in Manchest...
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Funny story: Tintwistle brass band get to perform the national anthems at the Olympics

Tintwistle brass band get to perform the national anthems at the Olympics

Tintwistle Brass Band, from East Manchester, have been selected to play the national anthems for winning athletes during the Olympics. The band are the winners of the Brassed Off, the contest for Brass Bands held in the North West of England every Ju...
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Funny story: Dark matter is out, sticky matter is in

Dark matter is out, sticky matter is in

In theoretical physics and cosmological circles there has been a good mannered debate raging for several decades over what is holding all the matter in galaxies together. "It's quite simple," said Brian Cox, presenter of The Sky At Night. "When we...
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Funny story: Olympic Flag Man Doses't Know His Arse from His Elbow Says Wife

Olympic Flag Man Doses't Know His Arse from His Elbow Says Wife

The wife of the man responsible for broadcasting the North Korean women's football team beside a South Korean flag says he is always making mistakes and doesn't know his arse from his elbow sometimes. Tommy McVeigh, 34, caused a major internationa...
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Funny story: Houston Astros - The Worst Team In Baseball Is Moving?

Houston Astros - The Worst Team In Baseball Is Moving?

HOUSTON - Reports are still sketchy but according to a reliable, inside, unnamed source Major League Baseball's worst team is probably going to be leaving The Bayou City. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno said that his source has told hi...
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Funny story: She's out of my life, says Jackson family about missing Katherine Jackson; Paris says rest of family don't wanna be starting something

She's out of my life, says Jackson family about missing Katherine Jackson; Paris says rest of family don't wanna be starting something

CALABASAS, Az. - Katherine Jackson, mother to the deceased King of Pop, Michael Jackson, is back home after having gone missing. Police were working day and night to find the 82-year-old. "Is it scary?" asked Paris Jackson, daughter to Michael. "S...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 26th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 26th July 2012

Gareth Bale, 23, played for Tottenham against LA Galaxy in LA before Team GB kick off their Olympic campaign, despite being unavailable for Stuart Pearce's squad because of injury. It's a miracle I tell thee. Smelling salts and a sniff of sheep... Jermaine Pennant has been forced to miss Stoke's pre-season tour of the United States after being refused a working visa. His tag wasn't allowed ou...
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Funny story: Tibetan Wild Yak an Endangered Species

Tibetan Wild Yak an Endangered Species

Washington DC: PETA representatives met with Obama administration officials on behalf of Tibetan animal rights activists who feel the Tibetan wild yak is an endangered species. There are only 1,000 Tibetan wild yaks remaining in the high altitude...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Denies He Said That President Obama Is Not An Anglo-Saxon

Mitt Romney Denies He Said That President Obama Is Not An Anglo-Saxon

OSKALOOSA, Iowa - GOP front runner Mitt Romney pulled into Oskaloosa on his Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour. The former governor of Massachusetts said that he can identify with the people of Oskaloosa who work hard planting, wateri...
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Funny story: The Reason Kristen Stewart Cheated on Rob Pattinson

The Reason Kristen Stewart Cheated on Rob Pattinson

BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart, the star of the Twilight movie series was sitting in the Haven of Hair Salon getting her split ends trimmed by her hair stylist FuFi Fondue. Fondue has a reputation for knowing lots of intimacies about starlets tha...
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