Funny story: Penn State To Sell The Joe Paterno Statue

Penn State To Sell The Joe Paterno Statue

UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - A spokesperson for the highly scandalized Penn State University has just confirmed reports that the school board of directors has voted unanimously to remove the 7-foot tall, 901 pound statue of former head coach Joe P...
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Funny story: Derek Hough Romps With Mystery Beauty

Derek Hough Romps With Mystery Beauty

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Derek Hough has denied on several occasions that the reason why he broke up with Cheryl Cole last year was due to her Geordie accent. The star of the reality show Dancing With The Stars remarked that the reason why he broke up wi...
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Funny story: Olympic blow: torch bearer identified as Mrs Thatcher's 'old flame'

Olympic blow: torch bearer identified as Mrs Thatcher's 'old flame'

Barking, Isle of Dogs - A gnarly old geezer aged circa 89 who toted the Olympic Torch through Barking High Street today has been outed as an ex-lover of Mrs Thatcher. Their 1950s tryst was the stuff of legend, spawning Mitt Romney and other wannab...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 23rd July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 23rd July 2012

Out-of-favour Manchester City forward Roque Santa Cruz, 30, wants to remain in the north west as he seeks new club. (Daily Mail) 'Accrington Stanley?' Gareth Southgate turned down the chance to become the FA's technical director over concerns about the job description during lengthy negotiations. (Daily Mail) Apparently he was NOT allowed to eat pizza in his lunch-hour. Manchester United...
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Funny story: Lily Pond Lane couple turns down $200 million for triple beach-front mansion

Lily Pond Lane couple turns down $200 million for triple beach-front mansion

The Hamptons, Long Island - Realtors at Long Island celeb vacation home finder iSquats have been left reeling after a Big Oil couple's 'thanks-but-no-thanks' letdown. Months of treading-on-eggshells diplomacy on behalf of 'arguably the richest, mo...
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Funny story: Let's ABBA curry

Let's ABBA curry

The world's first ever ABBA themed curry restaurant has opened in Stockholm, Sweden this week. The menu features typical Indian food, but every item on it has had the title of an ABBA song shoehorned into the name. The full menu includes such delights as: Knowing Me Knowing Vindaloo Chiquitikka Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Mango Chutney After Midnight) Fernaando Dancing Keema...
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Funny story: Tour de France winner, Bradley Wiggins, admits his inspiration was Freddy Mercury!

Tour de France winner, Bradley Wiggins, admits his inspiration was Freddy Mercury!

The first Brit to ever win the Tour de France, Bradley Wiggins, has come out and admitted Freddy Mercury was his greatest inspiration, but not because he had dodgy, sexual inclinations, no! The reason why Bradley first took up cycling seriously wa...
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Funny story: Adding Up the Tab for Speaker Bercow's 'Dirty Weekend' Leaves Taxpayers Holding his Baggage!

Adding Up the Tab for Speaker Bercow's 'Dirty Weekend' Leaves Taxpayers Holding his Baggage!

Financial expense questions continue as it can be revealed that Commons Speaker John Bercow spent hundreds of pounds rushing to a tryst with wife "Long Tall Sally' in her ill timed and ill fated efforts to appear on Big Brother! Speaker Berco...
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Funny story: Athletes to eat Big Macs and Coca-Cola only for London 2012

Athletes to eat Big Macs and Coca-Cola only for London 2012

Fearful of the possibility that to much health food will be consumed at the upcoming Olympic Games, drastic action has been taken a newly established regulatory body at the heart of the operations directorate of London 2012. The Committe for Organ...
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Funny story: A Day Off is No Day at the Beach for Jacoby Ellsbury

A Day Off is No Day at the Beach for Jacoby Ellsbury

Red Sox star Jacoby Ellsbury was not in the lineup on Saturday night. No, he was not ill with Saturday Night Fever, out dancing and cavorting in celebration of his return from a nearly season long stint on the Disabled List. He enjoyed somethin...
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Funny story: US Gun Laws Not To Be Toughened

US Gun Laws Not To Be Toughened

Following another tragic mass shooting in the US, in which twelve people died and a further fifty or so were injured, there have, again, been calls for a tightening of gun control laws. Public sentiment is running high and people are asking how many...
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Funny story: Uncle Sam Tells New Orleans Saints' Quarterback Drew Brees He Better Be Careful

Uncle Sam Tells New Orleans Saints' Quarterback Drew Brees He Better Be Careful

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A high ranking representative for the United States Government identified as Special Agent Montgomery Myron Drumblechek has issued a notice to New Orleans Saint's quarterback Drew Brees. Special Agent Drumblechek has told Mr. B...
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Funny story: Demi Moore Not Speaking To Daughter Rumer Because of Ashton Kutcher

Demi Moore Not Speaking To Daughter Rumer Because of Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD - The Moore-Kutcher Carnivalesque atmosphere seems to continue with word out of LaLaLand that Demi Moore is extremely upset with daughter Rumer. The 49-year-old Moore, who was unceremoniously dumped by husband Ashton Kutcher after 6 year...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh, Superhero?

Rush Limbaugh, Superhero?

Conservative pundit Rush Limbaugh stirred controversy last week when he accused Warner Brothers and director Christopher Nolan of using their new, heavily promoted blockbuster Batman movie The Dark Knight Rises as a vile piece of pro-Obama propaganda...
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Funny story: Ron Tyler, Expert Tiler!

Ron Tyler, Expert Tiler!

"You took your time gettin' those in Ron, I'm bleedin' gaspin' 'ere I am." "Barman 'ad t' change the barrel. There yer go Fred, get that one dahn yer mate. This is when it 'urts, sittin' back dahn. It aint too bad standin' or once I've sat dahn like, but that first bit ov bendin', that's when it's murder. Fink I'll 'ave to pop in t' that chemists along the road n' get meself a tube ov Raljex on...
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Funny story: Ricky Gervais Quitting Hollywood

Ricky Gervais Quitting Hollywood

SAN FRANCISCO - Ricky Gervais was in San Francisco visiting the famed former federal prison Alcatraz. Gervais stated that as a young boy growing up in Whitley Berkshire, England, he always dreamed of one day visiting the infamous American prison w...
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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian's New Reality Game Show

Khloe Kardashian's New Reality Game Show

LOS ANGELES - The tallest of the Kardashian sisters, Khloe Kardashian, who stands 5-foot-10-inches tall, has just announced that she has agreed to star in a new reality game show. Unlike her other cable show Khloe & Lamar, which co-stars her h...
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Funny story: Pope: I Hate You Butler!

Pope: I Hate You Butler!

Pope "Blakey" Benedict XVI was last night seen waving his fist angrily from the Vatican balcony screaming "I hate you......butler" while donning a Town & District Bus Company Inspectors cap and sporting a brand new "Hitler" moustache. It is u...
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