Funny story: Mission Impossible? Tom Cruise starts search for wife number 4

Mission Impossible? Tom Cruise starts search for wife number 4

Following the weekend announcement by Katie Holmes attorney that she has filed for divorce from Tom Cruise, both the couple were busy making plans to get on with their life today. Tom has started he ball rolling for his fourth wife by placing an a...
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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Finally Comes Out And Admits That He Rides "Sidesaddle"

Anderson Cooper Finally Comes Out And Admits That He Rides "Sidesaddle"

LARAMIE, Wyoming - Anderson Cooper, host of CNN's Anderson Cooper 360 has finally done a 360 and revealed that he had finally decided to step out of the "Closet." Cooper was vacationing in Laramie, Wyoming on the Hopalong Cassidy Commemorative Dud...
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Funny story: Stuart Pearce Hints That David Beckham Doesn't Have the Eyebrow Mobility For Football, Any More,

Stuart Pearce Hints That David Beckham Doesn't Have the Eyebrow Mobility For Football, Any More,

Stuart Pearce has hinted that the reason for David Beckham's exclusion from the British Olympic football team could be age related immobility. On Sunday when asked the question, "Why did you leave David Beckham out of your team?" Pearce raised his...
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Funny story: Shakira and Dolly Parton To Record An Album To Be Titled "Hips & Nips"

Shakira and Dolly Parton To Record An Album To Be Titled "Hips & Nips"

LA PAZ, Bolivia - Shakira, AKA "The Colombian Firecracker" performed before a sold-out crowd of 17,903 at The Inca Dinka Doo Coliseum. Afterwards she met backstage with a member of Boli-News, the official entertainment news agency of Bolivia. S...
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Funny story: Andy Murray drives his female fans to knitting!

Andy Murray drives his female fans to knitting!

Female Andy Murray fans have come up with a great way of watching the great British hope stumble through his games at Wimbledon; they knit during the games because although Andy is a Brit, he's a pretty boring one. Female British "once a year tenn...
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Funny story: Cross dressers to get their own toilets in pubs

Cross dressers to get their own toilets in pubs

Pubs across the UK have already installed disabled toilets to accompany their ladies and gents (or stags and does, bulls and cows or rams and ewes depending on the name of the pub). Many pubs have voluntarily installed baby changing facilities. Now n...
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Funny story: JFK: Zombie Hunter Set to Surpass Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

JFK: Zombie Hunter Set to Surpass Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Hollywood may well have surpassed itself after it was announced today that Kevin Costner has signed up with Universal Studios to write, produce, direct and star in the highly anticipated JFK: Zombie Hunter movie which, along with the recently release...
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Funny story: Local Woman Infuriated By Police Mugshot Type Passport Photographs Which Cost Seven Pounds

Local Woman Infuriated By Police Mugshot Type Passport Photographs Which Cost Seven Pounds

Local woman, Anne Shuttlecock, the long suffering wife of local idiot, Martin Shuttlecock, today went seven shades of homicidal as she renewed her passport at the Titchfield West post office. "That bitch at the post office rejected the photographs...
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Funny story: David Cameron is a puppet of the Mitfords says influential stink tank

David Cameron is a puppet of the Mitfords says influential stink tank

London - The Prime Monster is a cocky bastard loyal only to himself and the British Blackshirt family of fascists known as the Mitfords. That's the bottom line in a report issued by BigBastardsAnonymous.con, an influential stink tank that checks u...
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Funny story: David Beckham Will Now Appear at the Olympics

David Beckham Will Now Appear at the Olympics

After last week being sensationally omitted from the Olympic British Soccer team David Beckham, the LA Galaxy midfielder and world soccer icon, has been offered another more suitable role during the Olympic Games. Beckham, 38, will now appear at t...
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Funny story: British Actress May Get the Role as the Next Mrs. Tom Cruise

British Actress May Get the Role as the Next Mrs. Tom Cruise

A former British soap star is being shortlisted to play the role of Tom Cruise's wife after the actress who formerly had the role sensationally quit Thursday. Natalie Cassidy, 29, is best known for her role as "Sonia" on the long running BBC Soap...
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Funny story: Cost of monarchy rises after Queen Elizabeth goes on bingo and cider binge!

Cost of monarchy rises after Queen Elizabeth goes on bingo and cider binge!

Royal watchers have blamed the Queen for a 100% increase in the cost of subsiding the monarchy. Every year, the tax payer contributes a whopping half a million pounds towards the Royal Family (who gets their remaining several million pounds from...
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Funny story: Hunt on Barclays

Hunt on Barclays

Culture Secretary, Jeremy Hunt has spoken up for the whole Government in expressing admiration for the Chairman of Barclays, Marcus Agonise, over his decision to resign over the fiddling of interest rates by the Bank. 'He was the one in charge' de...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, The Birthday Girl Turns 26, Going On 6

Lindsay Lohan, The Birthday Girl Turns 26, Going On 6

LOS ANGELES - The Hollywood starlet whose world has suddenly turned into one great big roller coaster ride has just turned 26. Lindsay Lohan was driven to her favorite restaurant The Flamboyant Tortilla Mexican Restaurant in Avocado Heights by her...
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Funny story: Quentin Kelp MP - Weekend Report

Quentin Kelp MP - Weekend Report

Dear Constituents I've had such a hectic weekend and it didn't go as I planned. Saturday began with Mrs Kelp demanding that I devote what she called some "overdue quality time" with my family. I made the mistake of replying that weekends are the only time I get for devoting quality time to my constituents. At this point she got rather cross and said that the least I could do would be to spe...
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Funny story: Darnell McDonald: Red Sox Free Agent At Large

Darnell McDonald: Red Sox Free Agent At Large

Darnell McDonald graced the Red Sox for a few years, looking hotter than a Chippendale dancer in the dugout. Alas, at the plate he looks like a man without a g-string. Darnell may be free of the Red Sox just in time to do the sequel to the hit m...
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Funny story: Breaking 30 million year old news! Evolution 'revised' again!

Breaking 30 million year old news! Evolution 'revised' again!

Members of the religious evolution cult are today bashing their heads against the wall, as yet again, they need to fudge their story. Only half way through the year, and this is the fourth time that a significant find has been trumpeted in the nat...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Is So Devastated About The Divorce That He Says He May Retire From Making Motion Pictures

Tom Cruise Is So Devastated About The Divorce That He Says He May Retire From Making Motion Pictures

HOLLYWOOD - Friends of Tom Cruise are expressing concern and worry over the fact that he is taking the divorce very, very hard. A close friend of Tom's, who did not want his name revealed, stated that he spent a few hours with Tom at a local Pompo...
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Funny story: The Illuminati Admit to Writing Major Portions of ObamaCare

The Illuminati Admit to Writing Major Portions of ObamaCare

ST. MORITZ, SWITZERLAND - In a festival-like gathering, Secret Societies held a conference celebrating the US Supreme Court ruling which effectively terminated use of the judicial system to limit unchecked powers of unelected bureaucrats appointed by...
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Funny story: George Clooney Rumored To Be Getting Ready To Pop The Big Question To Girlfriend Stacy Keibler

George Clooney Rumored To Be Getting Ready To Pop The Big Question To Girlfriend Stacy Keibler

WASHINGTON, D.C. - George Clooney's best friends Brad Pitt and Matt Damon have both remarked that they have never seen their friend look happier than he is now. And the reason for the jubilantly joyful look on Clooney's countenance is due 100 perc...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Heidi Montag To Star In The R-Rated Spy Comedy "Done But With Errors On Page"

Taylor Lautner and Heidi Montag To Star In The R-Rated Spy Comedy "Done But With Errors On Page"

HOLLYWOOD - Cloud Cinema Pictures in association with Hollywood Sign Films has just announced That Taylor Lautner and Heidi Montag will be starring in a film by noted Italian director Bandini Borapelli. Lautner and Montag spoke with Pomona Vox of...
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Funny story: I Bought My Computer, But Bill Gates Still Owns It.

I Bought My Computer, But Bill Gates Still Owns It.

I bought my computer, but Bill Gates still owns it. At least that's the way it seems. I bought my Sony Vaio Mini (which I am happy with except for its unfortunate affiliation with the a fore mentioned gentleman) after a bad run of karma with my prior two computers. Both were Toshibas (again, both fine computers.). The first was 'permanently borrowed' by an thieving drug addict who, when I g...
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Funny story: Ke$ha Sports Hollywood's Most Unusual Tattoo

Ke$ha Sports Hollywood's Most Unusual Tattoo

HOLLYWOOD - The singer known as much for her glittered face as for her singing, Ke$ha recently showed Tinsel Town and beyond why she says that she is the most unique performer since Lady Gaga. The rap music artist, whose real name is Kesha Rose Se...
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Funny story: Orb-Web Spider's Removable Penis Finishes Without Him. Lucky Orb-Spider.

Orb-Web Spider's Removable Penis Finishes Without Him. Lucky Orb-Spider.

Orb-Web Spider's Removable Penis Finishes Without Him. Lucky Orb-Spider. Dig if you will a picture: It's 6:30AM. You have 45 minutes to shit, shower and shave before you trudge off to the job that is slowly sucking your life-force away. Ripping Your Own Yogurt Chucker Off, Mid-hump, Makes As Much Sense... ... as calling a story with no actual names "too defamatory". Sadly, both happen more...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney thrilled with latest Supreme Court ruling

Mitt Romney thrilled with latest Supreme Court ruling

BOSTON(July 1)-Mitt Romney, while railing against the Supreme Court's ruling in favor of 'ObamaCare' seems to be enjoying their ruling against the 'Stolen Valor Act'. The Court decided that law was unconstitutional, violating an individual's 1st Ame...
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Funny story: Questions about Property

Questions about Property

If your scared of heights, do you stay on the first rung of the property ladder? If your scared of mortgages, do you stay on the first rung of the property ladder? Who valued the Property Ladder on Channel Four? If there was a property crash would Sarah Beeny be protected by a Beeney cushion? Does a poem about Property need to have Grand Designs? Does a poem about bucket need to avo...
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