Funny story: European Union Installs Sir Jeremy Paxman as Greek Premier

European Union Installs Sir Jeremy Paxman as Greek Premier

In a surprise announcement at tonight's EU summit in Brussels Sir Jeremy Paxman - the popularly churlish BBC interrogator - has been appointed head of the Greek government. Head of the EU Mme Christine Lagarde said Sir Jeremy was the ideal candida...
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Funny story: Did Obama Attend Columbia? Has He The Power To Cloud Men's Mind So That They Cannot See Him? The Shadow Knows

Did Obama Attend Columbia? Has He The Power To Cloud Men's Mind So That They Cannot See Him? The Shadow Knows

BILLINGSGATE POST - Very very strange. No one has ever came forward from Obama's past saying they knew him, attended school with him, dated him or was his friend. Why doesn't anyone in Obama's college class remember him? Looking for evidence o...
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Funny story: Arsene Wenger hits back in war of words with President of Rwanda

Arsene Wenger hits back in war of words with President of Rwanda

Arsene Wenger has faced a barrage of criticism for Arsenal's poor performances in 2012 from fans and journalists alike, but now people in high places want him out. Paul Kagame, president of Rwanda, has called on the long-time Arsenal manager to give...
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Funny story: Bueller Sightings Continue, Broderick and Ruck Seen at Blackhawks Game

Bueller Sightings Continue, Broderick and Ruck Seen at Blackhawks Game

Honda's Ferris Bueller spoof may not be the only commercial planned for the Broadway star and his former cast mates, as Matthew Broderick, Alan Ruck and Mia Sara were seen at a recent Chicago Blackhawks game in full Bueller costume. Abe Frohman mi...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Reportedly Hospitalized With 'Texting Fatigue'

Miley Cyrus Reportedly Hospitalized With 'Texting Fatigue'

LOS ANGELES - The year 2011 was definitely a year of ups and downs for Miley Cyrus, the 19-year-old singer who became nationally known for her starring role on the Disney Channel's Hannah Montana. During the summer Miley had a bad planking experie...
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Funny story: World leaders scuffle in Davos

World leaders scuffle in Davos

Drama overshadowed the end of the talks between world leaders last night when a fight broke out between leader of the Daleks Mr Derek Davros and French Prime Minister Nicolas Teacozy. World leaders had met in Davos for the four day summit aiming t...
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Funny story: Steven Hawkins in Animal cruelty probe

Steven Hawkins in Animal cruelty probe

Esteemed space pervert Prof Steven Hawkins has been under investigation by animal rights groups. The shock revelation comes as no surprise as the prof has been on a downward spiral of self destruction that would put Charlie sheen to shame. Hawkins...
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Funny story: Transfer Window: Man City offer neighbours Tevez in exchange for Paul Scholes

Transfer Window: Man City offer neighbours Tevez in exchange for Paul Scholes

As the transfer window nearly slammed shut today, Man City shocked the world of football today when they offered neighbours Man United old player Carlos Tevez in exchange for Paul Scholes. Scholes made a successful return to the United team after...
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Funny story: Palin Stumps for Gingrich, Newt's End is Near

Palin Stumps for Gingrich, Newt's End is Near

Poking her uninvited nose into one more media hype cycle, Sarah Palin has announced her staunch support of fellow conservative, Newt Gingrich, just in time for the Florida primary. With a political win-loss record of 0-2, Palin somehow felt that h...
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Funny story: The Hank Williams Jr., - Ellen DeGeneres Feud Is Getting Hotter Than A Summer Day In Yuma, Arizona

The Hank Williams Jr., - Ellen DeGeneres Feud Is Getting Hotter Than A Summer Day In Yuma, Arizona

LOS ANGELES - The average temperature in Yuma, Arizona, during the summer month of July is 107 F. But the temperature between the feud between country artist Hank Williams Jr. and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres is most assuredly a few degrees higher...
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Funny story: The World in 2012

The World in 2012

What will the world be like in 2012? Now we have an idea, but in the past people could only wonder. In 1912, a group of leading scientists wrote a book about their predictions for the world 100 years into the future. Their conjectures cover everyday life, global politics, society and new inventions that may exist. The book, entitled "The World in 2012", was lost long ago but has recently been redi...
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Funny story: Portsmouth FC players sent into town with begging bowls!

Portsmouth FC players sent into town with begging bowls!

The players of Portsmouth FC, one of the oldest football clubs in the UK, have had their afternoon training sessions cancelled because the chairman has demanded that players go out and beg for their money. Portsmouth owe a substantial amount to th...
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Funny story: Pope to star in his own sitcom

Pope to star in his own sitcom

The Vatican has announced that Pope Benedict XVI will star in his own television sitcom, to be based on the Pope's everyday life. The Pope will write the script, as he is a keen comedy writer. The Pope has been doing standup comedy for a few years...
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Funny story: London riots to be used as opening ceremony for olympics

London riots to be used as opening ceremony for olympics

The hugely popular London riots will be brought back in time for the Olympic games a senior organiser said today. It is hoped the new Riots will be the centre piece of the opening ceremony. It really is a testament to the British peoples spirit th...
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Funny story: Costa Concordia captain worried about fresh claims

Costa Concordia captain worried about fresh claims

The captain of the ill fated Russian spy ship the Costa Concordia (ogromnyĭ korablʹ) faces fresh allegations as divers find no evidence of any trapped Irish immigrants below decks. The investigating authority said in a statement released yesterday...
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Funny story: Sayings of Biblical Mothers

Sayings of Biblical Mothers

David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons! Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day! Noah! No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't bring home any more stray animals! Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper Martha! Have you got ants in your pants? Why can'...
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Funny story: Con dems 50% reduction in ghost and spectre budget

Con dems 50% reduction in ghost and spectre budget

The coalition government today announced a severe reduction in the Ghost and spectre budget. A drop of nearly [strong£20.00 from last years budget of just over £41.00. Speaking from His under ground lair, David Cameron confirmed the decision "we ha...
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Funny story: Joey Barton's uncle is a "Homo-sapien"!

Joey Barton's uncle is a "Homo-sapien"!

Pro soccer player, amateur sleuth, ex-con, the new "Mon Dieu" (Eric Cantona for non-soccer fans and people who have had their heads in the sands for the last decade) and super philosopher, Joey Barton, has admitted that his uncle is a "Homo-Sapien"!...
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Funny story: Dark matter discovered in Yorkshire town - council cuts crap on night time dog fouling

Dark matter discovered in Yorkshire town - council cuts crap on night time dog fouling

Huddersfield Council in northern England are fed up to the teeth of complaints about nocturnal emissions of the canine kind. It seems that people are allowing their best friends to litter the pavements with dog logs. Theresa Green, an ex-peace cam...
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Funny story: Spanza47b. (Part Three)

Spanza47b. (Part Three)

"Anyways, I gets back to rand abaat where I knows the flying saucer is. Problem mate. Where's the bleedin' flying saucer? Spanza47b's switched on this invisible mode fing, if that's the correct word like, 'cause 'ow am I s'posed to know abaat such fings? Well I'm standin' there on the sand wiv me slippers 'n' me socks in me 'ands tryin' to figure out 'cisely where bleedin' fing is like. A few oth...
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Funny story: Snack box creator in shock outburst

Snack box creator in shock outburst

The creator of healthy foods snack box has candidly spoken out about his multi million pound idea, with the shock revelation "Its just squirrel shit really" The snack box guru was secretly taped at his luxury farmhouse in Suffolk. Thinking he was...
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Funny story: Leigh Van Bryan and Emily Bunting compensation could run to $$$ millions

Leigh Van Bryan and Emily Bunting compensation could run to $$$ millions

Birmingham - It's been billed as an ironic twist on John Cleese's notorious 'Sole reason for visit' response to a US visa questionnaire about 'Are You Planning To Overthrow The United States Government By Force?' And it could be a very lucrative d...
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Funny story: Blu-Tack named "most important piece of equipment" on the ISS

Blu-Tack named "most important piece of equipment" on the ISS

The international space station is full of technical wizardry from robot arms to state of the art telecommunication devices. The cost of a pen on the ISS runs into thousands of dollars with decades of research leading to its manufacture. So which...
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Funny story: 2012 Olympics: Tube Workers Reject Pay Offer - Binmen Demand Deal

2012 Olympics: Tube Workers Reject Pay Offer - Binmen Demand Deal

Following the news that London's Tube workers have rejected the offer of a £500 bonus for turning up for work during the Olympics, another union is demanding extra pay. Explaining that his members' position wasn't at all bloody-minded or grasping,...
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Funny story: The Dregs of History (7) Wurzel of Clutton

The Dregs of History (7) Wurzel of Clutton

Wurzel of Clutton (952 - 1000) Wurzel of Clutton lived in the time of Ethelred the Unready. He was regarded as a philosophical great by one or two of his fellow drinkers at the Harvester's Arms. He was a farmhand who worked cultivating barley, but only when he wasn't in the Harvester's Arms. Research of the parish records of the time indicate that he had a reputation for being lazy and wastef...
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Funny story: Maybe Corporate Personhood is a Good Thing ... ??

Maybe Corporate Personhood is a Good Thing ... ??

No, no, really (he says, doing his very best, over-the-top, under-the-weather Ricky Gervais). Bear with me for a sec. If those who advocate for corporations to be persons (*cough* *hack* -- the 1%) follow through consistently with their political beliefs (granted, with Gingrich and Romney as standard-bearers, not very likely - but this is my satirical piece, so let me finish) … Anyways, if corp...
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Funny story: Exclusive! Peter Stringfellow and Pippa Middleton love trysts: 'I like a bit of rough' she says

Exclusive! Peter Stringfellow and Pippa Middleton love trysts: 'I like a bit of rough' she says

No readers, your eyes do not deceive you! Nightclub mogul and renowned lothario, Peter Stringfellow has been secretly wooing Prince Williams's sister-in law and renowned arse, Pippa Middleton for several months now, and those close to the couple say, 'It's love!' Friends say that the flames of passion were stoked after Mr Stringfellow 'copped an eyeful' of Pippa during the Royal Wedding last Ap...
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Funny story: Simon Says...Stop Stalking!

Simon Says...Stop Stalking!

Today a victory was scored for the battered and weary titan that is British justice. Due to the increase of people been sniffed on the bus by strangers, stalking will be now be classified as a crime. The news excited P. Tom of the probation union...
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Funny story: Effin on the map

Effin on the map

An online campaign to convince a popular social networking website to recognise a small Irish village has finally ended in a victory for the common man. The web surfing community of the small Co. Limerick village of Effin can now, officially, have...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Calls Chelsea Handler a Drunk Whore - The Two Set To Box It Out: The Thrilla in Vanilla

Joan Rivers Calls Chelsea Handler a Drunk Whore - The Two Set To Box It Out: The Thrilla in Vanilla

The Thrilla Vanilla to be held at The Venitian in Las Vegas has odds makers and boxing fans alike excited beyond belief. "There hasn't been a confrontation of this magnitude since Ali fought Frazier in the Thrilla In Manila", said one gambler and...
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Funny story: Iran joins forces with Cuba to add sugar to oil exports

Iran joins forces with Cuba to add sugar to oil exports

Havana, Cuba - Machines of all description will be ruined when oil mixed with raw sugarcane juice is exported from Iran in the coming days. Raul Casablancabenot, press-underling in the Castro administration, was boasting to reporters in a bar ne...
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Funny story: Bonus for Bank Chief Shock

Bonus for Bank Chief Shock

Geoffrey Skint, famous Chief Executioner of the Royal Bank of Slush, has been awarded an unusual bonus. He will receive a bill from the relatives of all those people he has executed over the last year. This will go some way to alleviate the suffering...
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Funny story: Android Phones Upgraded with Jan Brewer Touch Screen

Android Phones Upgraded with Jan Brewer Touch Screen

Soon to become popular with political pundits, legislators or anyone who likes to point firmly with an index finger, Android phones and related apps will be upgraded to accommodate a Jan Brewer-like pounding of the touch screen. Previously designe...
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Funny story: Bare Double Whammy

Bare Double Whammy

Just when a few sceptics had begun to doubt the existence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, as alleged by our former Prime Minister Tony Bare, they have been discovered nearby! The truth, Tony revealed today on the steps of the Vatican where...
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Funny story: Ronaldo and Messi go head to head in Spanish Copa Del Raya

Ronaldo and Messi go head to head in Spanish Copa Del Raya

The Spanish cup second leg between Real Madrid and Barcelona exploded last night when star players Christiano 'Winker' Ronaldo and Lionel 'Mini' Messi went head to head in a mud wrestling challenge after 62 minutes of the game. A highly volatile m...
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Funny story: Airport Security Detains One Year-Old For Possible Bomb Materials In Diaper - "Goo-goo, ga-ga" Says Potential Terrorist

Airport Security Detains One Year-Old For Possible Bomb Materials In Diaper - "Goo-goo, ga-ga" Says Potential Terrorist

Salt Lake City - Security here at the Salt Lake City Airport detained a toddler after an officer smelled "a potential terrorist substance" coming from the child's diaper. One year-old Christopher Billingsly, known as Teddy Bear to those who love h...
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Funny story: Hollywood to remake Only Fools And Horses

Hollywood to remake Only Fools And Horses

Hollywood's raid on British sitcoms has reached the most successful of them all - Only Fools And Horses. The ABC network has announced that it is remaking the Peckham-set comedy for American audiences. The plot is described as 'the misadventures o...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Engaged

Miley Cyrus Engaged

It seems than an engagement is on the horizon for Former Disney starlet Miley Cyrus who rose to fame playing the title character in the widely successful Hannah Montana series.  The 19 year old young star has been dating Australian actor Liam Hems...
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Funny story: New car-parking spaces in Dorking car-park

New car-parking spaces in Dorking car-park

Dorking car-park, the biggest tourist draw in Dorking, is to get some new car-parking spaces. "We've had the disabled and parent and child spaces for quite some time," said councillor Hampton Herrington. "We've also recently put in the motorcycle...
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Funny story: Happy Monday? Don't Make Me Laugh, Says Local Grump

Happy Monday? Don't Make Me Laugh, Says Local Grump

A local man has pooh-poohed the notion that today is the first happy day of the year. Psychologists claim that today, Monday, January 30, is the first happy day of the year because most Britons have just had their first pay cheque and have also pr...
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Funny story: Heidi Klum Said She Told Her Husband Seal To Attend Anger Management Classes Or Kiss Her Fantabulous Body Bye-Bye

Heidi Klum Said She Told Her Husband Seal To Attend Anger Management Classes Or Kiss Her Fantabulous Body Bye-Bye

SANTA MONICA - Heidi Klum took her four kids to the world-famous Santa Monica Pier to buy them some of their unique rainbow-colored cotton candy. While on the pier she was approached by a reporter who asked her if she was actually going through wi...
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Funny story: Pretty Little Liars star Ashley Benson cyber stalker

Pretty Little Liars star Ashley Benson cyber stalker

Pretty little liars star Ashley Benson who plays queen bee Hannah Marin says her role on the ABC hit drama was a break through for her career and has made her a huge hit with it's teenage viewers. However stardom has not been the best ride for Ben...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Devastated At Being Dumped By Steven Tyler Says She Has A Crush On Russell Brand

Kate Gosselin Devastated At Being Dumped By Steven Tyler Says She Has A Crush On Russell Brand

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kate Gosselin the former star of two cancelled cable shows Jon & Kate Plus 8 and Kate Plus 8 was in West Hollywood visiting her former dance partner on Dancing With The Stars Tony Dovaloni. Gosselin said that Tony was there fo...
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