Funny story: Bairns Night farrowing sees Rebekah Brooks become a Mom

Bairns Night farrowing sees Rebekah Brooks become a Mom

London - Scarlett Holly Mary Brooks weighed in at 6lbs 1oz at sunset on Burns Night at the Portland Clinic in London's West End. The unnamed brood mare - er...surrogate mother! - delivered at 37 weeks to make Rebekah and racehorse trainer husband...
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Funny story: How The Moon Landings Were Faked

How The Moon Landings Were Faked

Many a curious Earthling has gazed up at the Moon at night and pondered, "just how did the American government manage to fake those landings on the Moon?". As a recent book by "astronaut" Buzz Aldrin reveals, there were considerable obstacles to overcome. But for those of you of a weak disposition, prepare to be shocked. This conspiracy is even bigger than you could have imagined. "The main pro...
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Funny story: Woman With 2 Vaginas Seeks Man With 2 Penises

Woman With 2 Vaginas Seeks Man With 2 Penises

A one in a million woman with two vaginas is seeking a man with 2 penises. Yes you heard it right a woman with 2 vaginas has discovered she is a little different than the average bear. Hazel Jones was alerted to her difference when a boy friend n...
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Funny story: Coronation Chicken of the Seas* to be Queen's Diamond Jubilee dish

Coronation Chicken of the Seas* to be Queen's Diamond Jubilee dish

London - Pollo impagliato 'Schettino' - (Francesco) Schettino-style stuffed chicken - has been named the Duchess of Cornwall's Diamond Jubilee dish in a competition to feed her mother-in-law. Camilla launched the cookery compy at the Nova Herod (!...
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Funny story: Turkey Calls France Racist, France Calls Turkey Good with a Properly Spiced Gravy

Turkey Calls France Racist, France Calls Turkey Good with a Properly Spiced Gravy

The war of words continues between France and Turkey as the Turkish Prime Minister, Recep Tayyip Erdogan elevated the level of political rhetoric to new heights yesterday, calling France "Racist". Not to be outdone on in the court of public opinio...
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Funny story: Local poet produces another collection

Local poet produces another collection

Great Yarmouth poet Ann Thology has just published yet another collection of verbose poetry. Entitled "More Gushing", all the poems involve the central theme of overflowing phrases. Ann Thology's poetry is fully enriched with emotional outpouring...
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Funny story: Detroit Tigers Land Prince Fielder, Hot Dog Vendors Thrilled

Detroit Tigers Land Prince Fielder, Hot Dog Vendors Thrilled

The big boy is on his way to Detroit, thanks to a multi year contract worth well over $200 million. Fans and several snack food vendors appear to be thrilled at the opportunity to see the big man pound hot dogs and homers too, in his new home at Com...
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Funny story: Magic Mushrooms Make Depression More Fun

Magic Mushrooms Make Depression More Fun

Following press releases yesterday from the American Medical Foundation regarding the test treatment of depression with hallucinogenic mushrooms, patients are claiming that they are not cured, but they do enjoy spending time with the talking pink soc...
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Funny story: "Howard Webb feels persecuted" - agent

"Howard Webb feels persecuted" - agent

Manchester United 12th man and referee Howard Webb's agent Rino Maiola says the ref feels "a little bit persecuted" after clashing with Mario Ballotelli in Sunday's Man City v Spurs game. Maiola says Webb is "very disappointed and a little bit ang...
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Funny story: Tech world in shock as Facebook go a complete '24 hours' without any changes

Tech world in shock as Facebook go a complete '24 hours' without any changes

The world of internet geeks and tech specialists spoke out today at their surprise when Facebook made a statement saying that Thursday 26th January 2012 would see absolutely no changes to their security settings, page layout, timeline appearance, gro...
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Funny story: Bill Gates arrested for wanting to pay more tax!

Bill Gates arrested for wanting to pay more tax!

Microsoft co-founder and one of the richest men on the planet, Bill Gates, has been arrested for a curious felony, he demands to pay more tax and the US government see this as being a major crime! In a TV interview, Bill insisted that he will pay...
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Funny story: Gingrich Responds To Pelosi: She Has Eyes Like Two Piss Holes In A Snowbank

Gingrich Responds To Pelosi: She Has Eyes Like Two Piss Holes In A Snowbank

BILLINGSGATE POST: Responding to Nancy Pelosi's statement to CNN that Newt Gingrich would never be elected president, Newt told CNN that whatever crystal ball she is looking at, "it must be difficult to focus because she has eyes like two piss holes...
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Funny story: Demi Dumps Lovelace, Parties with Rumer, Claims Exhaustion

Demi Dumps Lovelace, Parties with Rumer, Claims Exhaustion

All in a day for bad ass, evocative, and aging film star like Demi Moore as she pulls out her role on the movie "Lovelace", parties all night with her daughter Rumer, then prepares to enter hospital to be treated for exhaustion. Playing dramatic r...
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Funny story: Vinnie Jones ad inspires NHS reforms: 'Now we'll do everything to music!'

Vinnie Jones ad inspires NHS reforms: 'Now we'll do everything to music!'

After the recent television advertisements featuring former footballer, nut squasher and now Hollywood actor, Vinnie Jones, promoting the application of chest compressions to the rhythm of the Bee Gees smash hit tune, 'Staying Alive', government bigw...
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Funny story: Mick Jagger pulls out of Davos tea party over 'lack of chocolate biscuits'.

Mick Jagger pulls out of Davos tea party over 'lack of chocolate biscuits'.

Mick Jagger has pulled out of an event due to be hosted by David Cameron at the Davos summit, complaining of "the lack of chocolate biscuits". The Rolling Stones singer had been due to attend a tea party at the Swiss resort as part of a campaign t...
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Funny story: Cameron Diaz Talks Openly About Justin Bieber, Her New Boobs, and Those Botox Rumors

Cameron Diaz Talks Openly About Justin Bieber, Her New Boobs, and Those Botox Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Cameron Diaz was sitting in her usual chair at The Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive where she had gone in for her monthly black root touch up. The starlet's longtime hair stylist FuFi Fondue, noted hair stylist to the stars, rema...
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Funny story: First Scottish embassy to be sited at Fishmongers Hall

First Scottish embassy to be sited at Fishmongers Hall

Edinburgh - Police are probing reports that some very fishy-sounding people have taken over the Scottish government and are preparing to open the country's first embassy in a souped-up former aquarium at London Bridge. Fishmongers Hall is the SNP...
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Funny story: Heidi Klum Dumps Seal, Seeks Upgrade with Tiger Woods

Heidi Klum Dumps Seal, Seeks Upgrade with Tiger Woods

The romance is reportedly over as ex-supermodel now reality TV hostess, Heidi Klum, kicks former recording star Seal, to the curb. Insiders to the Klum camp, say that she may be quick to the post-Seal cougar prowl, and just happens to like the way T...
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Funny story: Public Loo Causing A Proper Stink In Bagenalstown

Public Loo Causing A Proper Stink In Bagenalstown

Financing a public convenience in a picturesque Irish town is causing a bit of a stink on the local council. Some members of Carlow County Council are upset that spending a penny in Bagenalstown is costing the public purse a fortune. Said one c...
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Funny story: Chevy Volt Still Under Fire, Pun Intended

Chevy Volt Still Under Fire, Pun Intended

General Motors CEO, Daniel Akerson remains in Washington to deflect criticism around reported fires with the batteries in the new Chevrolet Volt, a non fossil fuel burning, fully electric vehicle. "That was so last year", said Melvin Stickles on J...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Visits Australian Open to See Maria Sharapova Grunt

Tiger Woods Visits Australian Open to See Maria Sharapova Grunt

Finishing his negotiations with Newt Gingrich over whether or not Woods might be a spokesman for Newt's moral character, Woods and his entourage headed to the Australian Open tennis tournament to witness Maria Sharapova's grunts first hand. "There...
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Funny story: Harry Stiles from One Direction confirms age gap in love affair too big

Harry Stiles from One Direction confirms age gap in love affair too big

It was confirmed today by One Direction member Harry Styles himself that he concedes his love affair with an older woman might not be the best thing for him. He said that touring the country with the new woman in his life meant that they had to c...
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Funny story: Derek Acorah solves Worrall Thompson shop lifting mystery

Derek Acorah solves Worrall Thompson shop lifting mystery

Antony Worrall Thompson has sought the aid of the maestro and undisputed king of the dead Derek Acorah it was disclosed yesterday as part of his defence in the recent shop lifting debacle. Derek, renowned for his skill in communicating with the d...
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Funny story: QPR to sign Kaxo Mpewilmu.

QPR to sign Kaxo Mpewilmu.

Sky Sports understands that QPR are in talks with Kaxo Mpewilmu. The 22 year old Belgian born Gambian wonderkid is currently plying his trade with FC Snagov in the Romanian 2nd tier. Mark Hughes has a reported £30 million warchest, and a high s...
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Funny story: Cameron admits the austerity measures haven't worked

Cameron admits the austerity measures haven't worked

David Cameron has finally admitted that his plan to reduce the British debt figure hasn't worked. The debt figure is now ten percent higher than it was under labour, and has topped one trillion pounds for the first time in history. "I know it soun...
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Funny story: Royal Ballet Principal Quits For Death Metal Band

Royal Ballet Principal Quits For Death Metal Band

The world of dance is reeling this morning following the news that Sergei Polunin has quit as a principal with the Royal Ballet. Royal Opera House sources are mystified as to why the 21-year-old Ukrainian - the youngest dancer to be made a princip...
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Funny story: Secret correspondence between Jobs and Gates

Secret correspondence between Jobs and Gates

Letters between Steve Jobs of Apple and Bill Gates have come to light that detail how the two hatched a plan to ensure that neither came under the gaze of the Federal Trade Commission in the USA. "These letters show that Gates and Jobs worked in t...
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Funny story: Sue Perkins Plays Beethoven - 'Big Deal' Says Local Guitarist

Sue Perkins Plays Beethoven - 'Big Deal' Says Local Guitarist

A local musician has hit out at TV celebrities airing their anxieties on entertainment shows after a new show featuring comic Sue Perkins aired last night. Ms Perkins, well known for radio shows such as Just A Minute and TV extravaganzas The Great...
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Funny story: UFO Crashes in Hollywood, Contains Alien Movie Actor

UFO Crashes in Hollywood, Contains Alien Movie Actor

Narjeen Xynenia landed her eight-ton spaceship at the corner of Hollywood and Vine Tuesday, destroying two hot dog stands, interrupting a "Free Lindsay" demonstration, and forcing officers of the Los Angeles Police Department to close off six blocks...
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Funny story: Tales From Stella Street, Dorking - With Yuck Skidmark

Tales From Stella Street, Dorking - With Yuck Skidmark

Hi there. You probably don't know me, but that's beside the point. I'm Yuck Skidmark, and I live in Stella Street, Dorking, which although you've probably never heard of it, is where international superstars (who aren't in rehab) come to chill out and take five. It's an interesting street, with lots of exciting stuff going on in it, and near it, come to think of it. So I thought I'd write do...
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Funny story: US Republican candidate to be decided by toss of coin

US Republican candidate to be decided by toss of coin

After months of to-ing and fro-ing, mud slinging and tv debates, the head honcho's in the Republican party have decided the fairest way to select a candidate for the Presidential nomination is the good ole fashion toss of a coin. A party insider t...
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Funny story: Fighter Jet Flyovers: The Messy Money Shot of Awesome.

Fighter Jet Flyovers: The Messy Money Shot of Awesome.

The leggy blonde behind the microphone clears her throat one final time. The capacity crowd-already restless in anticipation of the first pitch on Opening Day-struggles to temper themselves. The players line the base paths, hats over hearts, shifting their weight from leg to leg as nerves tighten. Finally, a silky but dynamic voice fills the stadium. Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early...
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Funny story: Gwyneth rapped for selling detox diet kit on her website

Gwyneth rapped for selling detox diet kit on her website

Gwyneth Apple has been rapped for promoting a 21-day 'detox' diet. The actress, 39, is selling the £275 'Cleanse' kit on her website Goof. It involves eating one low-calorie meal a day, two protein shakes and vitamins. 'LESS BLOATED' One mug...
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