Funny story: Ron Paul Accuses Gingrich Of Squeezing Off A Battery Of Popcorn Farts During Debate

Ron Paul Accuses Gingrich Of Squeezing Off A Battery Of Popcorn Farts During Debate

BILLINGSGATE POST - During Thursday's GOP debate millions of viewers were wondering why Congressman Ron Paul's answers were so incoherent. Inexplicably, the usually laconic Texas Congressman began to babble like a demented chipmunk when asked if he...
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Funny story: Chelsea appoint new coaching staff to pile pressure on Andre Villas-Boas

Chelsea appoint new coaching staff to pile pressure on Andre Villas-Boas

Following another disappointing premier league result, Chelsea owner Roman Abramovitch heaped more pressure on manager Andre Villas-Boas yesterday by forcing him to appoint three extra coaches to his backroom team. Significantly, many say, two of the...
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Funny story: Leg breaks man's arm on icy pavement

Leg breaks man's arm on icy pavement

A Cardiff man, Ivor Duffboddy, suffered a bizarre injury last week when his right arm was broken by a 28-pound false leg. The accident happened on an icy pavement outside the General Infirmary. An outpatient, George Hopper, waiting for a check-up,...
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Funny story: High Wycombe woman falls off Cloud Nine

High Wycombe woman falls off Cloud Nine

A Buckinghamshire woman escaped serious injury yesterday after she came back down to earth from Cloud Nine. 37-year-old Irene Lovitt was enjoying a passionate session with her husband Errol on their garden trampoline when - vooommm - she...
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Funny story: Goaltending Scouting Report: Jabba the Hutt

Goaltending Scouting Report: Jabba the Hutt

My intergalactic search to identify a suitable starting goaltender has taken me to the far-off desert planet of Tatoonie. I have observed someone/something who I believe we should consider offering a long-term contract: a Hutt crime lord known as Jabba. Pros: Jabba the Hutt has several natural advantages-especially physically-that I believe would allow him to become an exemplary netminder. Hi...
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Funny story: WTF 'Costa Concordia captain is Diana RIP driver Henri Paul's son?'

WTF 'Costa Concordia captain is Diana RIP driver Henri Paul's son?'

Rome - "Is a loada bollox," the editor of Italy's best selling Corriere Della Que Sera Sera thundered this afternoon. Rival Italian red tops are not so sure, however, and continue to probe reports that the captain of the stricken vessel 'may be He...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof: Chapter 100 - The 6th Floor

Born to Spoof: Chapter 100 - The 6th Floor

Skoob was dead right, things had changed, the Gerbils were now everywhere and they were even bigger than before. One blocking our path up the stairs looked to be 800 stone. One turned towards us and it glared...right through my soul. "They've got so many now, you can't move a milli-second without one having it's nose up your ass," said J.O., standing right behind me, "They re-engineered them, n...
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Funny story: Titanic inquest: Captain Basil Fawlty says he tripped into lifeboat

Titanic inquest: Captain Basil Fawlty says he tripped into lifeboat

The cruise-liner captain accused of abandoning ship after it struck rocks off the Tuscan coast last Friday has reportedly claimed he could not lead the evacuation because he slipped and fell into a lifeboat while helping passengers leave the stricken...
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Funny story: Titanic latest: Reggie Perrin 'missing at sea'

Titanic latest: Reggie Perrin 'missing at sea'

Fears were growing last night as the whereabout of businessman Reggie Perrin, last seen boarding the doomed Titanic ship for a short break after a stressful time at his job with Sunshines Desserts. Family and friends of Reggie Perrin gathered last...
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Funny story: Ricky Gervais rules out return to Golden Globes - but is the new host lined up?

Ricky Gervais rules out return to Golden Globes - but is the new host lined up?

Ricky Gervais has vowed never to present the Golden Globes again after his third stint was given a lukewarm reception by critics. Gervais caused outrage last year with a string of near the knuckle jokes at the expense of Hollywood royalty. With G...
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Funny story: Anti-Terrorism Measures At Olympics - No Room For Privacy!

Anti-Terrorism Measures At Olympics - No Room For Privacy!

The Prime Minister has revealed that anti-terrorism measures at this summer's London Olympic Games will include having CCTV cameras in positions enabling them to look inside the various toilet cubicle facilities within the Olympic Village in East Lon...
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Funny story: 'Many MPs Fail' Shock Report

'Many MPs Fail' Shock Report

A new test on the credibility of MPs has resulted in the dismissal of several of the worst offenders. Warnings are being sent to several others. Chief among those 'lacking all credibility' are a number of Cabinet Ministers who 'continually fail to...
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Funny story: Political News for W/E 21 January 2012 - with comments

Political News for W/E 21 January 2012 - with comments

16th January 2012: Minister urged to resign after selling home weeks before rail link go-ahead! The Daily Mail Another minister on the Fiddle! Cabinet Minister Cheryl Gillan faced calls to resign last night after it emerged she decided to sell her home 500 yards from the planned high-speed rail line 20 months ago. Her 17th century townhouse in picturesque Amersham, Buckinghamshire, would have...
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Funny story: Nottingham News for W/E 21st Jan 2012 - with comments

Nottingham News for W/E 21st Jan 2012 - with comments

15th Jan 2012: Three raids in Three days at shops in West Bridgford, Nott's Category: Crime CCTV of raid - Canyou idenify this man? 'This is Nottingham' The first was on Tuesday at 5.10pm at the Post Office in Earlswood Drive, Edwalton. A man demanded money from the postmaster who locked himself in his office. The offender, who left empty-handed, was not thought to have had a weapon. The n...
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Funny story: Vanessa Bryant, Kobe's Soon-to-Be-Ex-Wife Comes Out $melling Like A $75 Million Rose!

Vanessa Bryant, Kobe's Soon-to-Be-Ex-Wife Comes Out $melling Like A $75 Million Rose!

LOS ANGELES - Saying that he does not want to prolong the agony anymore, Kobe Bryant has come to a property and monetary settlement agreement with his wife of 11 years the amazingly rich Vanessa Bryant whom Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight has...
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Funny story: Hot flashes discovered to be major global warming source

Hot flashes discovered to be major global warming source

New York, NY - The U.N. Special Group on Global Warming has discovered, after an intense five year study, that the statistical cause of global warming consists of the hot flashes experienced by human females past a certain age. Researcher Ms. Knot...
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Funny story: Topic "A" This!: Who Do You Have To Buck, Duck, and/or Muck Around Here To Get An Oscar Nomination?

Topic "A" This!: Who Do You Have To Buck, Duck, and/or Muck Around Here To Get An Oscar Nomination?

HOLLYWOOD - Who knew?? Well, after seeing cool, calm, groovy as all get out of town, eyes on the surprise film guru Christopher Nolan's totally up front where it counts most, soon to be unleashed, full-service (Topic "A" - Hollywood style) documentary, "Who Do You Have To Buck, Duck and/or Muck Around Here To Get An Oscar Nomination?", it certainly appears as if the only valid from now on col...
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Funny story: A Heartbroken Kate Gosselin Begs Steven Tyler To Take Her Back

A Heartbroken Kate Gosselin Begs Steven Tyler To Take Her Back

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin the star of two cancelled reality shows Jon and Kate Plus 8 and Kate Plus 8, says that having had those two shows cancelled was nowhere near as hurtful as having Steven Tyler break up with her. Gosselin sat in...
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Funny story: It's Official: Romney a Robot

It's Official: Romney a Robot

Sources within Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney's campaign today acknowledged what most Americans have long believed: Romney is a robot. When asked to comment on the report at a Tallahassee, Florida, Jiffy Lube where his car was inex...
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Funny story: Someone Famous Is Coming Out Of The Closet

Someone Famous Is Coming Out Of The Closet

Somewhere inside a Washington Super Pac think tank: Three suited men are pouring over papers scattered on a desk before them. "So, it comes down to this: The Corporations are deciding on either Gingrich or Santorum to be the Republican representative for the Republican platform in the Presidential election." stated the man in the gray suit. "We'll make sure that the other candidates fall by...
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