Funny story: OMG! Beeb's Strictly Come Dancing-themed cruise holiday was being filmed on Costa Concordia!

OMG! Beeb's Strictly Come Dancing-themed cruise holiday was being filmed on Costa Concordia!

Rome - The themed luxury cruise show's debut was to have been filmed aboard the Costa Concordia just as she smashed her way onto Giglio Island rocks. An announcement just before Christmas said the BBC's flagship entertainment show had been success...
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Funny story: Year of the Water Dragon: Chinese to buy Loch Ness Monster

Year of the Water Dragon: Chinese to buy Loch Ness Monster

Scotland - Chinese Sovereign Fund coffers splashed out a reported $5 billion today on the legendary Scottish beastie just after acquiring a $1 billion 8.8% stake in Thames Water. Superstition-mad Beijing bankers took the view that an incredibly au...
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Funny story: Chelsea boss Villas-Boas thinks Premier League should field "B" sides in Football League

Chelsea boss Villas-Boas thinks Premier League should field "B" sides in Football League

Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas thinks English football should seriously consider following the Spanish model by allowing Premier League clubs to field "B" sides in the Football League - or even permitting the purchase of smaller rivals for use as fee...
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Funny story: 300,000 immigrants claim benefits

300,000 immigrants claim benefits

The UK government has today released shocking statistics that as many as 300,000 immigrants in Britain are claiming benefits, on top of the many millions of Britons who claim them. For years, Britain has led the world in unemployment. The dole qu...
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Funny story: Acorah sets new mastermind record by correctly answering 107 questions in 90 seconds

Acorah sets new mastermind record by correctly answering 107 questions in 90 seconds

Derek Acorah has once again re-written the history books by correctly answering 107 questions in 90 seconds surpassing the existing record by 84 which was previously held by Eric Beagle the singing dustman. Taking a 1st round lead of 49 into his...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Star In Her Own Reality Cooking Show Called "Like Gosh What Is That Smell Coming From The Kitchen?"

Paris Hilton To Star In Her Own Reality Cooking Show Called "Like Gosh What Is That Smell Coming From The Kitchen?"

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton recently confided to her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she is worried sick that people do not care about her anymore. Fondue, who is regarded as the hair stylist to the stars, asked the fake blonde, do-nothing socialit...
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Funny story: Economic About Turn

Economic About Turn

The economic downturn has heralded an unexpected upturn (aren't opposites fun!) in another equally important area of our community. Research from some overfunded government watchdog has shown air crashes (not involving birds or dudes with rocket...
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Funny story: Newt's Ex Warned Him: Man Who Looses Key To Girlfriend's Apartment No Get New Key

Newt's Ex Warned Him: Man Who Looses Key To Girlfriend's Apartment No Get New Key

BILLINGSGATE POST - Last night, CNN's John King opened the debate by deliberately throwing a slow pitch into Newt Gingrich's wheel house. Newt turned on it and blasted it out of the ball park to the raucous cheers of his South Carolina fans. Earl...
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Funny story: Bumper Christmas Trading at Charity Shops

Bumper Christmas Trading at Charity Shops

Charity shops had a bumper Christmas, while many other prestigeous high street retailers struggled. Charity shops saw an average 11% boost in sales in the run-up to the festive period as shoppers chose second-hand goods over new ones. Our intrepid...
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Funny story: Boris Johnson calls young Brits a bunch of "lazy buggars", old bean!

Boris Johnson calls young Brits a bunch of "lazy buggars", old bean!

Fab Mayor of London, privileged public school chappie and self-appointed saviour of the world, Boris Johnson, has called British youth a bunch of lazy buggars! He is determined to offer every available job to foreigners who have not quite the s...
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Funny story: Maybe Corporate Personhood is a Good Thing ... ??

Maybe Corporate Personhood is a Good Thing ... ??

No, no, really (he says, doing his very best, over-the-top, under-the-weather Ricky Gervais). Bear with me for a sec. If those who advocate for corporations to be persons (*cough* *hack* -- the 1%) follow through consistently with their political beliefs (granted, with Gingrich and Romney as standard-bearers, not very likely - but this is my satirical piece, so let me finish) … Anyways, if corp...
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Funny story: Ed Milipede leadership debate on Scottish tv improved 100% by sex scene.

Ed Milipede leadership debate on Scottish tv improved 100% by sex scene.

Television viewers were overjoyed last night when a sex scene appeared in the background during a boring news debate. A naked blonde woman could be seen on a studio TV screen as Ed Milipede's leadership of the Labour Party was debated on McScottis...
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Funny story: Johnny Depp and Lindsay Lohan To Star In "Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa Concordia Francesco Schettino"

Johnny Depp and Lindsay Lohan To Star In "Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa Concordia Francesco Schettino"

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Pirates of The Caribbean series Johnny Depp has just been cast to portray Italian cruise ship Captain Francesco Schettino AKA Captain Crunch. The movie titled Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa C...
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Funny story: Bruce Springsteen, David Beckham Collaborate on New Album

Bruce Springsteen, David Beckham Collaborate on New Album

Promptly after finishing work on his latest album, Bruce Springsteen announced a new ground breaking project to be recorded with European Footballer and all around attractive guy with the proper amount of facial stubble, David Beckham. Closet fans...
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Funny story: Natasha Giggs Reunited With newspaper front pages

Natasha Giggs Reunited With newspaper front pages

Natasha Giggs has been snapped smooching a newspaper, as the floozy attempt to repair her love affair with the front page. The Celebrity Big Brother babe caused one of the biggest scandals of 2011 when it was revealed she had an eight-year affair...
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Funny story: Gingrich Not as Rich as Romney

Gingrich Not as Rich as Romney

Following a roller coaster news day yesterday replete with ex-wife jabs and tax return eye openers, Newt Gingrich is proving himself to the candidate who isn't as rich as rival Mitt Romney. "I guess that could be taken in multiple ways", says poli...
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Funny story: Joey Barton Twitter attack on Gary Glitter

Joey Barton Twitter attack on Gary Glitter

A war of tweets has broken out after Joey Barton claimed a Twitter account belonging to pop paedophile Gary Glitter should be given a red card. @Joey7Barton called Gary Glitter a #wrongun and a #diddlediddler and said that the unverified account w...
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Funny story: Big cat sighting closes Oxford Street

Big cat sighting closes Oxford Street

London - Traffic remains diverted this morning between Park Lane and Portman Street as a crack team of London Zoo blow dart specialists attempts to tranquilise the mystery beast. It follows last night's closure of Oxford Street amid reports of a '...
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Funny story: Yodaphone to take on the big four

Yodaphone to take on the big four

It was never the intention, but so successful was a recent advert campaign staring Yoda, the diminutive Star Wars character has decided to go into business selling mobile phones with his own operating system that takes on Apple, Google, Microsoft and...
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Funny story: Ian Somerhalder pulls a Rambo after Nina Dobrev agrees to be the new Bachelorette

Ian Somerhalder pulls a Rambo after Nina Dobrev agrees to be the new Bachelorette

Host Chris Harrison announced Thursday during an interview that ABC is launching a new spinoff of the popular dating show, The Bachelorette. Inspired by the success of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice, ABC producers have decided to try their hand...
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Funny story: Stacy Keibler To Star In "Orgasmic Tennis Court Grunting - The Maria Sharapova Story"

Stacy Keibler To Star In "Orgasmic Tennis Court Grunting - The Maria Sharapova Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Door Pictures in association with Tri-Moon Films has just announced that noted director Bellanino Terrabini will be directing Stacy Keibler in the tennis film Orgasmic Tennis Court Grunting - The Maria Sharapova Story. The title...
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Funny story: Study Proves that Poor People can Remember what they had for Dinner last Tuesday Better than Rich People

Study Proves that Poor People can Remember what they had for Dinner last Tuesday Better than Rich People

Muddled, Yowling, Absurd and Silly Scientist (MYASS) has announced the results of a ten year 200 million dollar government sponsored study that reveals that memory and wealth are intertwined. "Our findings are unprecedented in the scientific wor...
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Funny story: Rick Perry Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dropped Out Of The GOP Presidential Race

Rick Perry Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dropped Out Of The GOP Presidential Race

AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry, following close on the heels of Jon Huntsman has announced that he is dropping out of the Republican Presidential Race. Perry spoke from the backyard deck of his Texas mansion with political reporter Mistletoe Bulova...
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Funny story: Joseph "The Dog-Eared Page" Lupinsky

Joseph "The Dog-Eared Page" Lupinsky

Oshkosh, WI-Joseph Lupinsky, known as "Jo Jo the Dog-eared Page", has died at the age of 79. Jo Jo was born with abnormally long auricula which flapped in the wind as he ran. Adding to his woes were his large sorrowful eyes and a prominent probos...
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Funny story: School Transcript Shocker: Obama Majored in Dishwashing

School Transcript Shocker: Obama Majored in Dishwashing

Washington,D.C.-Newly released school transcripts reveal that future President Barracks Obama had majored in...Dish Washing. The transcripts, obtained from Columbia University's School of Culinary Arts, were the subject of a long, hard fought battle...
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Funny story: "Cowell: I Was Smug And Cocky" - The Sun Sweeps The Board On Today's Piffle Prize Awards

"Cowell: I Was Smug And Cocky" - The Sun Sweeps The Board On Today's Piffle Prize Awards

It had to happen. Just when the world becomes convinced that the Daily Mail leads the world in journalistic mundanity, closely followed by The Burnley Express - The super soar away Sun comes up trumps and sweeps the board with three out of three in t...
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