Funny story: Cowboys And Aliens And Politicians At The Iowa Caucus

Cowboys And Aliens And Politicians At The Iowa Caucus

It is difficult to distinguish between the cowboys and politicians, but the aliens are clearly set apart. When a politician can't remember three out of three departments he wants to eliminate once he is elected president, his mind has definitely been...
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Funny story: International rugby star banned for three ears

International rugby star banned for three ears

Super League was rocked yesterday by the banning of former international star Ivor Nutherwon for the rest of the season, after his ear count was over the limit. It comes after a sixth-month investigation, led by UK Ear-Count (UKEC), the body which...
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Funny story: When The Ball Hits Your Net Just Like Halley's Comet - That's Zamora

When The Ball Hits Your Net Just Like Halley's Comet - That's Zamora

Craven Cottage Live - More about Arsene Wenger later, but for now, suffice to say he stomped towards the dressing rooms at Craven Cottage here tonight in what can only be decribed as a blind fury, as his ten man Arsenal team surrendered a hard won ea...
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Funny story: Top surgeon urges removal of underpants

Top surgeon urges removal of underpants

Surgeons called yesterday for a national register of underpants, with mandatory reporting of cases of rupture or slackness. This would help to identify really faulty underwear that might pose health risks to resident occupants, as well as other bus p...
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Funny story: President declares a state of urgency

President declares a state of urgency

Bungledom's President has declared an infinite state of urgency in the galaxy's least populous nation. This comes after a series of trillions of years of nothing much happening. President Amir Onmeetodd was getting fed up with nothing to do and no...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney spending money on ads, not jobs

Mitt Romney spending money on ads, not jobs

Washington--Mitt Romney loves money and the power that money brings, but he doesn't feel guilty about the amount of money he is spending to buy his ticket to the White House. "I understand we could use a few of the millions of dollars to put Amer...
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Funny story: 10 New Years Resolutions From the Desk of Barack Obama

10 New Years Resolutions From the Desk of Barack Obama

This time of the year many people come up with a list of New Year's resolutions, and this is a list that we have come across from the President, enjoy: Win the 2012 Presidential Election. Convince all the voters that voted for change 4 years ago that this time that's not a good idea. Convince voters that in the last 4 years in the White House I've managed to do more than rack up 5 trillio...
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Funny story: Need to get rid of a Christmas Tree? There's an app for that

Need to get rid of a Christmas Tree? There's an app for that

Pretty soon all of the Christmas trees bought just before the festive period will require collecting. "But what to do with the old tree?" asks Mac Buck of App World!. "Do you recycle? Do you take it to the tip? Or do you leave it in a neighbour's...
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Funny story: Man Utd and Man city go A.W.O.L!

Man Utd and Man city go A.W.O.L!

Manchester's pride and joy have both gone a.w.o.l. United and city decided not to turn up for their new years games so the clubs were forced to field "skeleton" teams. Chelsea and Tottenham players also decided to go a.w.o.l. and were last seen fl...
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Funny story: Pub Beer To Cost You £24.80p From Today!

Pub Beer To Cost You £24.80p From Today!

The pub price for a pint of beer is to go up - again. Brewers say the increase, of around 10p a pint, is necessary because poor harvests have forced up the cost of malting barley. The price hike will bring the average price of a pint to £3.10p from t...
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Funny story: Andre Villas-Boas Is Definitely On His Way Out

Andre Villas-Boas Is Definitely On His Way Out

It appears that all the speculation surrounding the future of Andre Villas-Boas at Chelsea is true, and that he will be sent packing from Stamford Bridge within the next forty eight hours. The suggestion is that AVB has lost control of the dressin...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Reveals That Katy Perry's Breastfeeding Comment Was The Last Straw

Russell Brand Reveals That Katy Perry's Breastfeeding Comment Was The Last Straw

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand filed for divorce after being married to Katy Perry for only 14 months. He recently spoke with Pico de Gallo, a reporter with Tittle Tattle Tonight and stated that the main reason why he had decided to file for a divorc...
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Funny story: Bieber and Gaga to star in Gone with the Wind remake

Bieber and Gaga to star in Gone with the Wind remake

News that Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga are set to take on the roles made famous by Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh spread through Hollywood almost as quickly as news of the Madoff ponzi-scheme collapse earlier today. United Artists called a press conf...
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Funny story: Iran trying to ratchet up the price of crude with Straits of Hormuz blockade plan

Iran trying to ratchet up the price of crude with Straits of Hormuz blockade plan

Arabian Gulf - "You can blame the psychotic Supreme Leader of Iran, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, for this latest sabre rattling scare," a source at the CIA's desk in Pyongyang commented this morning. "Expect the price of oil to rocket at around $150 a...
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Funny story: South Korea to give up internet if North abandons nuclear program

South Korea to give up internet if North abandons nuclear program

In a move that has shocked the nation, the president of South Korea, Lee Myung-bak has announced that should the North Koreans comply with United Nations resolutions and abandon it's nuclear program, South Korea will give up the internet. South Ko...
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Funny story: Romney Compares Obama to Kim Jong-il: "wacky, elusive and probably dead"

Romney Compares Obama to Kim Jong-il: "wacky, elusive and probably dead"

Mitt "Madman" Romney flung the gauntlet at President Obama yesterday, comparing him to dead North Korean cartoon character Kim Jong-il II. "I've been looking at some video clips on YouTube of President Obama, then supermodel Obama, traipsing thro...
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Funny story: Whales mimic stricken vessel

Whales mimic stricken vessel

In an unusual display of solidarity for it's stricken protectors, a small gam of whales have formed a protective circle around the a stricken Sea Shepherd Conservation Society (SSCS) vessel. The MV Brigitte Bardot was hit by a rogue wave in the Sout...
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Funny story: Margaret Thatcher Stars As Meryl Streep In 'The Iron Airhead'

Margaret Thatcher Stars As Meryl Streep In 'The Iron Airhead'

Hollywood, CA-- Dame Margaret Thatcher arrived in Los Angeles last night for the premiere of her new movie 'The Iron Airhead.' The movie is a biography of actress Meryl Streep. Mrs. Thatcher stars as Ms. Streep, and could win an Oscar for her perfo...
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Funny story: Forecast: Life in Britain to be unsettled for 2012

Forecast: Life in Britain to be unsettled for 2012

The British economy has had a turbulent 2011 and 2012 promises to be even more unsettled. Predictions for 2012: * The worst outlook for jobs in 22-years. * Highest inflation rates for 24-years. * Outlook for the UK economy is 'bleak'. The Euro-zone crisis is unresolved and country after country is being forced to adopt extreme austerity measures that will result in large falls in outpu...
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Funny story: iPhone usage triggers impotence

iPhone usage triggers impotence

In a recently released study from the internationally renowned male sexual dysfunction R and D thinktank "Get it up!", male iPhone users are 37% more likely to suffer impotence than other smartphone users. "We have been conducted this study for so...
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Funny story: Fijian Dictator wants to become King

Fijian Dictator wants to become King

Commodore Voreqe "Frank" Bainimarama, supreme leader and overlord of the South Pacific island nation of Fiji, has indicated that he is unhappy with his hands-on role of governing the popular tourist destination. "When I took charge in glorious hon...
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Funny story: Rocky Rocks

Rocky Rocks

Years before Christ, some say, Russians had many gods, among whom there was a god called Mithra. Allegedly, migrating Aryans brought Mithra to India and Persia. After the conquest of Persia by Alexander, 4th century B.C., Romans began worshiping Mithra. They believed Mithra was born from a mountain rock. On the other hand, the stories go that God had secret meeting with some originators of ma...
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Funny story: Dirty Limericks by Gynecologists

Dirty Limericks by Gynecologists

We at The Spoof continually strive to advance public knowledge of important medical knowledge. Because of our lowbrow readership, this often means sneaking edifying knowledge into otherwise unsophisticated entertainments. Therefore we hope to aid the public health situation by turning over our popular dirty limericks column to gynecologists. Our guest columnist this month is Dr. Charles Thadwa...
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