Funny story: Japanese request a licence for more whales

Japanese request a licence for more whales

The Japanese have requested of the International Whaling Commission (COW) to harvest three times as many whales in 2012 as they harvested in 2011, and hunt just short of two hundred and fifty whales. "We've done a lot of research into just about e...
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Funny story: North Carolina Sterilization Descendants to Receive $50K

North Carolina Sterilization Descendants to Receive $50K

The descendants of people who were forcibly sterilized as part of the multi decade long eugenics program in North Carolina should receive a one-time payment of $50,000, a state task force recommended on Tuesday. The North Carolina Final Solution s...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow Saves Patriot Cheerleader From Damnation With Eye-Black Message: John 16:13

Tim Tebow Saves Patriot Cheerleader From Damnation With Eye-Black Message: John 16:13

Foxborough - Although Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos were soundly defeated by the New England Patriots Saturday night, leggy Patriot cheerleader Cassandra Williams declared that she had found God through the eyeblack message on Tebow's cheeks that...
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Funny story: The Reason Why Late Night Talk Show Hosts David Letterman and Jay Leno Do Not Like Mitt Romney

The Reason Why Late Night Talk Show Hosts David Letterman and Jay Leno Do Not Like Mitt Romney

BURBANK - Mitt Romney is clearly the GOP presidential frontrunner as he has just won the New Hampshire Primary and according to Las Vegas oddsmakers is a 3 to 1 choice to win the South Carolina Primary. But as happy as Romney and his team of campa...
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Funny story: Science to be no longer taught in school - Dawkins in rapture!

Science to be no longer taught in school - Dawkins in rapture!

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins and his loopy crones are celebrating following a new ruling that will prevent any questioning of the religion of evolution to the poor children in our schools. The Department for indoct...
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Funny story: Automated Announcement Wrongly Told Passengers Their Plane Was About To Crash!

Automated Announcement Wrongly Told Passengers Their Plane Was About To Crash!

A six month trial period by one of Britain's major airlines, using only pre-recorded automated announcements to their passengers during their flights led to passenger terror recently when a stewardess on a flight from Miami to Heathrow pressed the wr...
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Funny story: Manchester Mole Thieves - most underpaid thieves in Britain?

Manchester Mole Thieves - most underpaid thieves in Britain?

Police are investigating the daring raid of an ATM, completely emptying it. The thieves, dubbed the Manchester Moles, dug a five hundred foot tunnel from an embankment to the shopping centre ATM; working only between midnight and five in the morning...
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Funny story: Evel Knievel now responsible for Direct Gov road safety campaign

Evel Knievel now responsible for Direct Gov road safety campaign

Evel Knievel, the former stunt racing driver, is now responsible for DirectGov's 'Think' road safety campaign, as part of government plans to hive off key departmental responsibilities to those who haven't the first clue about their area of assigned...
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Funny story: Marine UFO seen 'taunting' Costa Concordia minutes before fatal prang

Marine UFO seen 'taunting' Costa Concordia minutes before fatal prang

Italy - Some alien marine artefucts were spotted bobbing in the waters amid reports an Unidentified Submerged Object may have goaded the stricken cruiser onto Giglio's uncharted rocks. "Such craft are notorious for luring wayward vessels," an alie...
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Funny story: Wenger unhappy at Abba's 1974 Eurovision Song Contest award

Wenger unhappy at Abba's 1974 Eurovision Song Contest award

Arsene Wenger has aired his discontent at the award of the 1974 Eurovision Song contest to Glam-Rock group Abba, saying if awards were to be dished out for being easy on the eye, his side were due every accolade ever issued. The Arsenal boss is...
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Funny story: Kate 'Golden Globes' the talk of the Golden Globes

Kate 'Golden Globes' the talk of the Golden Globes

Hollywood was awash with rumours last night of a Titanic sequel - and of course the obvious question on everyone's lips - would we get a second sitting of Kate Windswept's golden globes? At the glitzy annual Golden Globe award ceremony British com...
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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Are Walloped By The New York Giants 37-20: Aaron Rodgers Makes A Very Surprising Statement

The Green Bay Packers Are Walloped By The New York Giants 37-20: Aaron Rodgers Makes A Very Surprising Statement

GREEN BAY - There was no joy at Lambeau Field in Green Bay, Wisconsin, Sunday afternoon, unless you were one of the many New York Giant fans who made the trek up from the Big Apple to the Land of The Proud Cheeseheads. The reigning Super Bowl cham...
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Funny story: Derek Acorah to protect UK borders by raising army of the dead

Derek Acorah to protect UK borders by raising army of the dead

British defences were bolstered this morning by the news that Derek Acorah the worlds number one psychic and peoples champion, has agreed to raise an army from the dead should our shores come under threat from an opposing nation. Derek said "Prote...
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Funny story: MPs asked to vote on assisted suicides

MPs asked to vote on assisted suicides

Members of the House of Commons have been asked to vote regarding assisted suicide. The Prime Minister has asked the 650 odd (some very) MPs whether, at the end of this parliamentary term, they should seek re-election or just simply kill themselv...
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Funny story: Cameron Steps Into Royal Liner Row

Cameron Steps Into Royal Liner Row

David Cameron launched himself into a bid to scuttle Michael Gove's bid to become Prime Minister by saying that Gove's suggestion of a present to the Queen of 'Costa Concordia' from the nation was 'not austere enough'. However backers of Gove's e...
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Funny story: Derek suspended from 2012 Olympic Games

Derek suspended from 2012 Olympic Games

Derek Acoras dream of representing GB at this years Olympic Games hit a stumbling block yesterday as he was banned with immediate effect from all competitions. An inquiry will be now be launched into how the 61 year old was able to smash Mike Pow...
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Funny story: Arsene Wenger demands red cards for "imbecile" referees!

Arsene Wenger demands red cards for "imbecile" referees!

Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger, is so "qui'd" off about decisions going constantly against his beloved team of Barcelona wannabees he's demanded that the FA introduce "red cards for referees"! The new legislation would then prevent referees makin...
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Funny story: France Loses AAA Rating

France Loses AAA Rating

Following the announcement that France's triple A rating has been downgraded to Double A plus status by rating agency Standard & Poors, which has had the effect of increasing French government borrowing costs by 0.25%, there has been much discuss...
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Funny story: Red Carpet in Short Supply, Prices Skyrocket

Red Carpet in Short Supply, Prices Skyrocket

Thanks in large part to demands from the current awards show season, red carpeting of any style is in drastically short supply. Prices for anything red in fact, are now climbing fast according to industry insiders. "We were caught a bit off guard...
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Funny story: Italian cruise ship owners question captain's judgment on CD choice

Italian cruise ship owners question captain's judgment on CD choice

The captain of the cruise ship that capsized off Tuscany has been accused by his company of taking an unauthorized diversion that led to the crash. Pier Luigi Luigi, the chairman of Cost-A-Concorde, laid the blame for the tragedy at the feet of ca...
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Funny story: Romney puts Christie on top of car for final South Carolina tour!

Romney puts Christie on top of car for final South Carolina tour!

Mitt Romney started his final car tour of South Carolina today with New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie riding on the top of the car in a large cage! Asked to explain this bizarre decision, Romney stated, "Well, he was just too big to put in the back seat...
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Funny story: 'Mental' new royal yacht plan bombs as Prince Jefri Archer offers to hire out his 'Tits'

'Mental' new royal yacht plan bombs as Prince Jefri Archer offers to hire out his 'Tits'

London - Sad-ass Education Secretary Michael Gove's diamond jubilee brainwave hit the rocks today...much like the 'hexed' Costa Concordia on Friday the 13th. Widespread national derision about schmoozing the Windsors with a brand new £60 million f...
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Funny story: Ricky Gervais: Hollywood was just too boring to make fun of this year!

Ricky Gervais: Hollywood was just too boring to make fun of this year!

The ads played his best jibes from the 2011 broadcast and promised an even wickeder Ricky Gervais as host of the Golden Globes again this year. Viewers tuned in, excited for another celebrity skewering. But Gervais was as tame as a kitten and as tepi...
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Funny story: Kim Caught 'Recycling'

Kim Caught 'Recycling'

The Kardishian train wreck continues to churn and burn. The fame-chasing rear end family is now dealing with low life claims that they have become "poison ivy in the reality industry," with the Daily Post recently reporting that ratings for the famil...
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Funny story: Queen to Get Liner for Diamond Jubilee

Queen to Get Liner for Diamond Jubilee

Buckingham Palace has been overwhelmed at the generosity of the British people in subscribing to a fund to enable the Nation to purchase the 'Costa Concordia' from the Italian people for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. The only proviso is that the li...
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Funny story: A True Diary of Woe - Part Thirty-Nine

A True Diary of Woe - Part Thirty-Nine

A diary of one man's utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and impecuniousness, starting in August 1947 Chapter 76 - Nearly My Stage Début - In Oliver Twist In their wisdom, (and having no one left to pick) the Bridgeway Hall Methodist Chapel's Theologian committee chose me to play the (small but essential they said) part of Charley Bates, one of Fagin's pickpockets. I surprise...
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Funny story: Mario Balotelli Buys A Mobility Scooter

Mario Balotelli Buys A Mobility Scooter

Crackpot Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has just accepted delivery of a top of the range mobility scooter which he says he'll use to do the odd spot of shopping at Manchester's Trafford Centre, and to transport him from the dressing rooms at...
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Funny story: Online Casino Offers Unlimited Free Bets And Guarantees Users Will Never Lose

Online Casino Offers Unlimited Free Bets And Guarantees Users Will Never Lose

It's true. The downside is that users will never win either, but dedicated gamblers can pitch their bets on suckabreak.con to their hearts' content and bet as much as a trillion virtual internet dollarbucks on any hunch they choose. The site is th...
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Funny story: Footballer's Sock Sells For £776 On Internet Auction Site

Footballer's Sock Sells For £776 On Internet Auction Site

A sock belonging to an internationally famous footballer has been sold on an internet auction site for a staggering £776. What is strikingly out of the ordinary about the sock, is that it isn't actually a sock which the player in question wore in a b...
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Funny story: John Edwards' Life-Threatening Heart Condition Revealed: He Has No Heart

John Edwards' Life-Threatening Heart Condition Revealed: He Has No Heart

A federal judge granted a delay in John Edwards' criminal corruption trial Friday, disclosing that the former presidential candidate has a life-threatening heart condition, a court source confirmed. Edwards appeared at Friday's open hearing in Nor...
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Funny story: Bain Capital purchases GOP

Bain Capital purchases GOP

(Washington, DC) In a surprise move, the Republican National Committee announced today that they have been purchased by Bain Capital Investments. RNC chairman, Reince Priebus, says that Bain had been purchasing shares in the RNC for the last year, bu...
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Funny story: Packer Panic as Giants tower over Green Bay

Packer Panic as Giants tower over Green Bay

Following the Green Bay Packers' stunning playoff loss yesterday to the New York Giants, a wholly irrational panic has enveloped the entire state of Wisconsin. A mildly scientific survey of Oshkosh residents Sid and Doris Bonkers revealed that 100...
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Funny story: NBA Star Lamar Odom's Barhopping Has Wife Khloe Kardashian Hopping Mad!

NBA Star Lamar Odom's Barhopping Has Wife Khloe Kardashian Hopping Mad!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The way things are going, there very well could be another basketball divorce in the future for yet another one of the infamous Kardashian attention-seeking sisters. Bedroom Pillow Talk has learned that Khloe Kardashian is seeki...
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Funny story: Pig Accused of Setting Fire in NY Barn, Threatens Lawsuit

Pig Accused of Setting Fire in NY Barn, Threatens Lawsuit

A pig (the animal, not the human, variety) in upstate NY has been accused of knocking off the top of a hot water heater and starting a fire in a barn. Uh-oh. Experts opined that the perp in this case was curious about the water heater; hence he s...
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Funny story: Jon Huntsman Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dropped Out of The GOP Presidential Race

Jon Huntsman Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dropped Out of The GOP Presidential Race

MYRTLE BEACH, South Carolina - Well to quote a line from the famous song "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen, Jon Huntsman, the former governor of the state of Utah has dropped out of the GOP presidential race leaving five Republican hopefuls left.
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Funny story: Swansea Stunned By Last Gasp Henry Equaliser

Swansea Stunned By Last Gasp Henry Equaliser

Swansea City officials revealed that they have lodged an appeal with the FA following a late equaliser by Gunners legend Thierry Henry, levelling the scores at 3-3 and snatching a valuable point from the jaws of defeat. Both teams had left the pit...
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