Funny story: A little bit of magic

A little bit of magic

I was at a party and I happened to tell someone that I'm interested in magic. About ten minutes later an attractive woman approached me and began talking. She said she knew all about cards and tricks, but the music was loud and I didn't hear her say cards, just tricks. She grabbed my hands and said it was good my fingernails were neat and clean. I thanked her. She told me she d...
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Funny story: BBC axe investigation into Jimmy Savile

BBC axe investigation into Jimmy Savile

The BBC have dropped plans Newsnight to investigate the private life of Jimmy Savile, just weeks after he died in October. The Daily Fail newspaper reports that the Beeb had planned to examine the claims that Saville regularly stole cheese from h...
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Funny story: Dorking gets London High Speed Rail terminal

Dorking gets London High Speed Rail terminal

Dorking, just south of the Great British Capital that is London, encircled as it is by the chastity belt of the M25, has been announced as the southernmost end of the High Speed Rail link. "This is great news," said local resident, mobile hairdres...
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Funny story: Neil Warnock reveals all about his sacking by QPR

Neil Warnock reveals all about his sacking by QPR

The controversial Neil Warnock spoke out today about his sacking at QPR, pinning the blame on chairman Tony Fernandes. And West Ham. And Carlos Tevez. And the FA. And the Premier League. And the fans and players at QPR. Thats all, I think. But defini...
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Funny story: Queen fears Friday the 13th has started early amid post-Full Moon Sumatra quake

Queen fears Friday the 13th has started early amid post-Full Moon Sumatra quake

Indonesia - She was informed early as the 7.3 magnitude tremor struck 423km (262 miles) south-west of Banda Aceh at an estimated depth of 29.1 km (18.1 miles) triggering an official tsunami warning along the Pacific Ring of Fire. Courtiers said to...
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Funny story: High Speed Rail Link is delayed

High Speed Rail Link is delayed

The brand spanking new high speed rail link that will allow people in Manchester get to London in under an hour, even if they have to stop in Birmingham, has hit yet another snag. Before a train even rolls along the rails, there are no trains.
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Funny story: Challenging French rural eco plumbing freaks out pilgrims to Bugarach apocalypse site

Challenging French rural eco plumbing freaks out pilgrims to Bugarach apocalypse site

Aude, France - A camper van convoy heading south to the apocalyptic 2012 town of Bugarach is threatening to sue UK tour operators HippyWheels amid a gruelling three day experience of local extreme plumbing. Treacherous wintry conditions saw the cl...
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Funny story: High Speed rail link hits its first problem

High Speed rail link hits its first problem

The proposed high speed rail link between London and Manchester, with the shortest possible stay in Birmingham as is technically feasible, has been given the green light to be built, despite opposition. However, protesters against the new rail lin...
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Funny story: Gingrich to Stump for Hair Care Products after Primary Defeat

Gingrich to Stump for Hair Care Products after Primary Defeat

Still stinging from the lack of support by the broader Republican caucus and the American people, Newt Gingrich will attempt to reinvent himself, again, as a spokesman for 'Just for Men' hair coloring products. 68 years old, white haired and marri...
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Funny story: Lionel Messi named 'Footballer of the Year'

Lionel Messi named 'Footballer of the Year'

Leo Messi was today named the 'Short Footballer of the Year' in a prestigious ceremony at the Dog and Duck in Cleethorpes. 5 foot 7 inches Messi held off competition in the voting from now retired 5 foot 6 inches Roberto Carlos, 5 foot 5 inches De...
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Funny story: High speed rail line only 30 years away

High speed rail line only 30 years away

The UK Government has today announced that a planned high speed train line between London and Birmingham will get the go ahead and will progress to the next stage in the planning process - the legal challenges. PM David Cameron said, "I can proudl...
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Funny story: Image of Tim Tebow in Grilled Cheese Sandwich a Miracle says Pope

Image of Tim Tebow in Grilled Cheese Sandwich a Miracle says Pope

Denver, CO - A man who ordered a grilled cheese sandwich at a local café was taken aback when he noticed the grilled cheese bore the likeness of Tim Tebow, the Denver Broncos quarterback extraordinaire. Even more extraordinary was that Pope Benedi...
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Funny story: Greek parents abandon their children because they can't afford to buy ouzo!

Greek parents abandon their children because they can't afford to buy ouzo!

Sad news out of Greece has reached Spoof headquarters: Greek parents are abandoning their children because of the financial crisis and parents saying that their kids are too expensive. In the last few weeks many Greek children have been left alone...
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Funny story: Scottish Nationalists to return Eurosquillions winners' £1 million cheque

Scottish Nationalists to return Eurosquillions winners' £1 million cheque

Lard, Ayrshire - They famously scooped £161 million on the Lot and wowed Alex Salmond with their £1 million SNP bung. Today Michelin Man lookalikes Colin and Chris Weird (sic) face the ignominy (WTF that? - 'Ed') of seeing their cheque returned.
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Funny story: Maksim Chmerkovskiy, The Dancing With The Stars 'Bad Boy of The Ballroom' Will Have His Own Sit-Com Called "Dancing And Fighting With Maksim"

Maksim Chmerkovskiy, The Dancing With The Stars 'Bad Boy of The Ballroom' Will Have His Own Sit-Com Called "Dancing And Fighting With Maksim"

HOLLYWOOD - Word out of Tinsel Town is that Maksim Chmerkovskiy, a native of the Ukraine, and one of the most controversial members of Dancing With The Stars has agreed to star in his very own situation-comedy. The 31-year-old Ukrainian dancer who...
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Funny story: QPR give silk purse to Mark Hughes.

QPR give silk purse to Mark Hughes.

QPR have named Mark Hughes as their new boss after promising him up to £30 to spend on sheep. The Welshman has received assurances from the QPR board that they match his own ambition and are prepared to place a £20-30 war chest at his disposal, en...
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Funny story: Cantona for President

Cantona for President

Former famed footballer, poet, philosopher and general goal scorer Eric Cantona is likely to become the next President of France. He is likely to shoot France into the the World's Top League and his supporters in Marseille are preparing him for an...
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Funny story: Barack Obama set for appearance in EastEnders as one of Bianca's one-night stands

Barack Obama set for appearance in EastEnders as one of Bianca's one-night stands

In an increasingly complex, interwoven, thoughtful and awe-inspiring (or to give its full technical description, "idiotic") storyline, it was revealed that the absent father of Bianca's mixed-race child Morgan is in fact USA President Barack Obama.
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Funny story: Dallas star Larry Hagman wants to be made into a cake when he dies

Dallas star Larry Hagman wants to be made into a cake when he dies

Larry Hagman, best known as JR Ewing on Dallas, has whipped up some quite specific instructions for what he would like to see happen after he passes away. "At death, I want to be fed through a wood chipper, spread over a wheat field and a cake baked...
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Funny story: Liverpool Unemployment Shock

Liverpool Unemployment Shock

A new study has revealed the astonishing fact that there are now 3.9 million households in Britain where not one person works, and whose only income consists entirely of welfare benefits. The study, which was undertaken by the Confederation of Dis...
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Funny story: University Challenge: Worcester and Newcastle Serve Up A Lass-Led Cracker

University Challenge: Worcester and Newcastle Serve Up A Lass-Led Cracker

It has been suggested that we call this match The Battle of the Babes because both sides are skippered by young women - but we wouldn't do that, would we? Two women on the same show is rare enough... but both skippers? Congratulations to Worcester College, Oxford, and Newcastle University on a thoroughly entertaining match - and for the not insignificant distaff presence. And the girls -...
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Funny story: Rihanna May Be Entering A Rehab Clinic

Rihanna May Be Entering A Rehab Clinic

ATLANTA - Twenty-three-year-old Rihanna is starting to worry a lot of her family, close friends, and band members. The Barbados beauty recently finished her Louder Than Loud Concert Tour and the high energy really took a toll on her. A close un...
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Funny story: Chinese Healers Released on Bail After a New Year's Eve Gone Wild

Chinese Healers Released on Bail After a New Year's Eve Gone Wild

Miami, Florida- Five prominent Chinese healers were released from jail earlier this morning, almost a week after a New Year's Eve gone wild. The herbalists had begun bringing 2012 into their lives in a very traditional and spiritual way. They...
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Funny story: Useless Gifts 9 : Black Velvet Pictures Of Elvis & Jesus

Useless Gifts 9 : Black Velvet Pictures Of Elvis & Jesus

A lot of people out there have no taste. It's why Primark sells size 47 spandex pants. It's why the guy that invented tansit van desert landscape airbrush paintings lives on a sugar plantation in Mexico on top of a gold mine and sleeps on a mattress made of naked hot girls. And it's also why there will always be artists that work exclusively in the medium of black velvet. Because some stupid a...
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