Funny story: LiLo 'Bares All' For 'Playtime'

LiLo 'Bares All' For 'Playtime'

Hug Halfner believes Lindsay Lohand's Marilyn Monroe - themed Playtime pictoral will knock the new issue right off the shelf - a keepsake for the Lil-Lo desperadoes  proving some people just cant get enough of the 'Some Like It Hot' look-a-like maide...
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Funny story: Sociologists coin a new term: Tenager

Sociologists coin a new term: Tenager

Sociologists have coined a new term to describe the way that boys retreat into their own heads from the age of ten onwards. "We have noticed that boys appear to be moody and entering puberty much earlier these days," said sociologist Connie Fern.
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Funny story: Arsenal To Sign Manchester United Legend Eric Cantona

Arsenal To Sign Manchester United Legend Eric Cantona

In keeping with their current policy of signing Premier League legends, Arsenal appear set to top the Thierry Henry coup by signing Manchester United legend, Eric Cantona. A club spokesman said that luring the greatest ever French footballer out o...
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Funny story: David Cameron issues call for three days of official mourning following Pat Butcher's death

David Cameron issues call for three days of official mourning following Pat Butcher's death

As the nation mourns the passing of Pat Butcher in EastEnders, Prime Minster David Cameron has decided that there will now be three days of official mourning. Speaking from the balcony of No 10 Downing Street, an injured Prime Minister (who fell o...
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Funny story: Craig Brown says Alex Ferguson is 'too old to retire'

Craig Brown says Alex Ferguson is 'too old to retire'

Craig Brown, the only football manager in the UK older than Sir Alex Ferguson says his old friend is too old to retire. As Fergie entered his 71st year on News Year Eve with a shock home defeat to bottom of the table Blackburn Rovers, his old sas...
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Funny story: Adele confirmed for Queens Diamond Jubilee, special builders engaged

Adele confirmed for Queens Diamond Jubilee, special builders engaged

It was confirmed today that popular singer Adele will indeed be headlining at the pop concert for H M the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations from the roof of the Royal Palace. Specialist builders are being brought in to Buckingham Palace to stre...
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Funny story: Mars Not So Marvellous

Mars Not So Marvellous

Those parts of the population that maintained their existence when young on the famous Mars Bar - one a day helped us work, rest and play - are always grateful for the chocolate. However now dentists have warned that teeth are dropping out so frequen...
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Funny story: Blackburn boss Steve Kean named 'Manager of The Year'

Blackburn boss Steve Kean named 'Manager of The Year'

Under fire Blackburn Rovers boss has been named 'Manager Of The Year' after an amazing 3-2 win on December 31st at Old Trafford, the home of world famous Manchester United. Dignified Scottish slap head Kean scooped the prize after the incredible...
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Funny story: Kim Jung Un Vows To Lower Streets In North Korea: Says "Built Too Close To His Ass"

Kim Jung Un Vows To Lower Streets In North Korea: Says "Built Too Close To His Ass"

PYONGYANG - The first act of business by newly appointed North Korea dictator Kim Jung Un is that all streets and sidewalks in this forlorn country be lowered 12 inches. Although appearing taller because of his penchant for wearing high-heeled A...
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Funny story: Benedict Cumberbatch schmoozed to play Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon

Benedict Cumberbatch schmoozed to play Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon

London - Studio bosses are desperate to secure the services of the Sherlock star whose uncanny facial resemblance makes him a dead ringer for Gary McKinnon. Benedict Cumberbatch is being headhunted to play the controversial Pentagon hacker in a ne...
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Funny story: "Expect Flying Saucer Attack If I Lose Iowa!" Promises Newt Gingrich

"Expect Flying Saucer Attack If I Lose Iowa!" Promises Newt Gingrich

Ames, Iowa-- Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich says there will be trouble if he doesn't win the Iowa caucus. The strange ex-congressman from Georgia was spotted yesterday walking down the street by himself, and having a long conversati...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Discloses The Location and The Reason For Her Very Intimate Tattoo

Kate Gosselin Discloses The Location and The Reason For Her Very Intimate Tattoo

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin has really had her ups and downs over the past few years but she says that she is a survivor and she truly believes that 2012 will be her year. Kate, 36, recently sat down with Taffeta Kixx of iRumors and had...
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Funny story: Ode to an Anal Annoyance

Ode to an Anal Annoyance

An Ode About a Certain Malevolent Condition that has Acquired a Pathogenicity that Threatens Mankind Across the Globe as It affects the Bowels of Those Who are Afflicted with its Curse Presented in Its Entirety by the Poet Laureate on the Mundane, the Preposterous, and the Absurd: Sir Hondo Thwaite, Esq. to His Most Excellent, Gracious Majesty, Dionysius XII, as He Recovers from a Facial Bligh...
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Funny story: Relaxed Lottery Winner Accused of Time Slip

Relaxed Lottery Winner Accused of Time Slip

The winner of £2.5M in last week's UK Lottery has not yet been paid out owing to suspicious irregularities. The winning ticket held by Hamish MacFly, 19, of Reading was bought legitimately just two days prior to the draw and correctly named all six...
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Funny story: Donald Trump To Acquire Central Park And Build The World's Largest Mall

Donald Trump To Acquire Central Park And Build The World's Largest Mall

MANHATTAN - Word filtering out of Trump Towers is that billionaire Donald Trump is finalizing plans to purchase New York City's world famous Central Park. The 843-acre park which was built in 1857, served as a staging area during the Civil War for...
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Funny story: Al-Qaeda attack central London in explosive New Year attack

Al-Qaeda attack central London in explosive New Year attack

Central London was lit up like a fireworks display last night as Al-Qaeda members launched an audacious New Year's Day attack on the capital. The shadowy organisation appeared to take control of Big Ben and the Millennium Wheel, from which they fired...
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Funny story: The Holy Grail of standing stone circles found as NASA spacecraft captures lunar Stonehenge image

The Holy Grail of standing stone circles found as NASA spacecraft captures lunar Stonehenge image

Space - Dismissed in 1959 by the USSR Luna 3 probe as a pile of inconsequential volcanic trash a 3,000ft diameter standing stone formation has been captured on camera by NASA's latest mission. Stunning pictures from the Grail-A spacecraft reveal a...
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Funny story: Michelle Bachmann: Kim Jong Un Will Not Make A Good Presidential Candidate

Michelle Bachmann: Kim Jong Un Will Not Make A Good Presidential Candidate

In response to Kim Jong Un's sudden surge in the Iowa Causus polls, Michele Bachmann has come out swinging against the North Korean. "I don't believe than Mr. Un will make a good Republican presidential candidate," she declared at her daily noon...
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Funny story: Manchester United Defeat By Blackburn Rovers - Authorities Promise Action

Manchester United Defeat By Blackburn Rovers - Authorities Promise Action

Football authorities in England are promising to take decisive action to prevent further incidents like Manchester United's home defeat by Blackburn Rovers yesterday. The move follows public reaction to the match on United manager Sir Alex Ferguso...
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Funny story: A True Diary of Woe - Part Thirty-Seven

A True Diary of Woe - Part Thirty-Seven

A diary of one man's utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and impecuniousness, starting in August 1947 Chapter 67 - The Guarding the Turkey Farm Episode I was posted one November, to a farm near Kinoulton in Nottinghamshire, assigned to protect the Turkeys being fattened in time for Christmas. As usual the assignment instructions were vague and lacking in detail. when I arriv...
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Funny story: France Celebrates New Year 5 Hours Late In Shed Explosion Drama

France Celebrates New Year 5 Hours Late In Shed Explosion Drama

France had an unexpected New Year's firework display, when Spoof writer, Lynton's garden shed unexpectedly exploded, at 05:30 am GMT on New Year's day. The event came as a bit of a bonus for gay Paree, which basically didn't appear to do a whole l...
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Agrees To Appear In PlayGuy For $1.2 Million

Jennifer Aniston Agrees To Appear In PlayGuy For $1.2 Million

CHICAGO - Jennifer Aniston really made quite an impression as the brunette dentist in her role as Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. in the 2011 hit motion picture Horrible Bosses. Aniston certainly shot down the old adage that 'blondes have more fun,' as s...
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Funny story: After Seeing Kelly Clarkson's Album Sales Shoot Up 442% After She Endorses Ron Paul, Kanye West Decides To Endorse Michele Bachmann

After Seeing Kelly Clarkson's Album Sales Shoot Up 442% After She Endorses Ron Paul, Kanye West Decides To Endorse Michele Bachmann

DALLAS - Kelly Clarkson says that she is absolutely shocked at the fantastic surge in record sales after she announced that she would vote for Ron Paul for president. The Texas native said that at first she was concerned because a lot of haters to...
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Funny story: The Unbelievable Video of Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky At The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo In Tarzana

The Unbelievable Video of Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky At The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo In Tarzana

TARZANA - An undercover private investigator has uncovered what he calls evidence that is not going to help the case of Jerry Sandusky, the former coach of the Nittany Lions of Penn State. The investigator who would not reveal his name for reasons...
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Funny story: Local Man To Act As Intermediary In Shovel Faced Woman Marital Dispute

Local Man To Act As Intermediary In Shovel Faced Woman Marital Dispute

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a local gerbil breeder, today revealed that he has been approached to act as an intermediary between a man who twatted his wife in the face with a shovel, and the woman, who has been identified by media sources as Shove...
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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Russell Brand Filed For Divorce From Katy Perry

The Real Reason Why Russell Brand Filed For Divorce From Katy Perry

CORNWALL, England - Russell Brand was spotted in Cornwall, England sans his wedding ring and sans his wife Katy Perry. He was approached by a reporter for Tickety Boo News Neville Twickenbuck and asked where Katy was. Brand, 37, smiled as he tu...
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