Funny story: Satirical Website To Introduce Competence Test Following Revelation That Some Contributors Are As Thick As F**k

Satirical Website To Introduce Competence Test Following Revelation That Some Contributors Are As Thick As F**k

World renowned satirical website, thespoof.com has announced that it has finally run out of patience with utterly inept and misguided contributions from budding authors, and that it is to introduce competence testing, in order to prevent the pig head...
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Funny story: Las Vegas Pawn Shop Purchases Tom Cruise's Diary For $30,000

Las Vegas Pawn Shop Purchases Tom Cruise's Diary For $30,000

Las Vegas, NV - Gold & Silver Pawn which has been showcased on the History Channel in the popular TV show Pawn Stars, has just purchased Tom Cruise's personal Diary from Nicole Kidman. Reportedly this diary was written during Nicole's and Tom's 1...
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Funny story: Once Abe Lincoln's mistress, N.Y. woman tells all in explosive new memoir

Once Abe Lincoln's mistress, N.Y. woman tells all in explosive new memoir

Four days after arriving at the White House as an upstairs maid in the summer of 1863, 19-year-old Bronx native Bebe Meardsley lost her virginity to the President of the United States. In an explosive and salacious new memoir, "It wasn't that much of a Secret: My Affair with President Abreham Lincoln and its Aftermath," to be published Wednesday by Bealistok & Bloome, Bebe Meardsley describ...
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Funny story: Medical Marijuana in Small Town in Virginia

Medical Marijuana in Small Town in Virginia

As amazing as it may seem, Gloucester county is selecting a hearing date on legalizing government cannabis groups, which may grow and sell medical cannabis to Medical Marijuana owners across the country. The board will be making votes, but most o...
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Funny story: Turks tell Greeks to "f++k off" because they want their place!

Turks tell Greeks to "f++k off" because they want their place!

The Greek financial situation is reaching a climax and it seems that their arch rivals and ancient enemies, Turkey, are jumping into the ring. A EC finance minister has already admitted; "The European Community and the Euro will be better off wit...
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Funny story: Kenny Dalglish substitutes Andy Carroll with a "pussy"!

Kenny Dalglish substitutes Andy Carroll with a "pussy"!

After Fernando Torres of Chelsea, Andy Carroll bites the biscuit as the second big time loser in the Premier league and slowly Liverpool manager, Kenny Dalglish, is beginning to see what they paid 35 million quid for, a "pussy"! Andy, struggling t...
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Funny story: Anfield Cat in Twitter fight with Joey Barton.

Anfield Cat in Twitter fight with Joey Barton.

The Attorney General is to investigate comments made by Joey Barton on Twitter during a heated debate with Anfield Cat. The scouse moggy became an internet sensation after running onto the pitch during last night's game between Liverpool and Spurs...
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Funny story: Gonged-up geriatric hasbeens doshed up for Queen's jubilee gig

Gonged-up geriatric hasbeens doshed up for Queen's jubilee gig

London - Four fake 'knights' have been given hefty bungs to get them to perform at the Diamond Jubilee concert in June. Agents for Sir Cliff Richard, Sir Mick Jagger, Sir Elton John and Sir Tom Jones said today they'd initially turned down the cha...
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Funny story: Rise in Baby Boomer Rectal Explosions, Gen X'ers Ask Y

Rise in Baby Boomer Rectal Explosions, Gen X'ers Ask Y

Reported this week in a new medical study, there is a terrifying rise in rectal explosions among aging members of the baby boomer population. Younger generation X and Y citizens are beginning to wonder if they might be next. Dr. Andy Fluscht, res...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell brought in to approve new Spoofs

Simon Cowell brought in to approve new Spoofs

Legendary evil bastard, Simon Cowell, has agreed to become the Spoof's number one story approver. "It's been noted," said Cowell, "that there is a large number of stories coming into the Spoof that fail on some very basic criteria. Up until now pe...
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Funny story: 200th Anniversary of Dickens reveals he was a writer and author

200th Anniversary of Dickens reveals he was a writer and author

As the bi-centennial celebrations of Charles Dickens get into full swing, it was revealed today that many of his books were more than just stories about depressing Victorian Britain and that the author was actually well ahead of his time. And it t...
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Funny story: More evolution miracles!

More evolution miracles!

Fans of stupid theories are celebrating again as the religion of evolution presents yet another miracle to behold. Loons posing as scientists claim to have discovered the oldest living thing on earth, some seagrass which they have the nerve to sug...
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Funny story: You need to know the truth

You need to know the truth

How would you feel if you were told that yesterday never existed, but that your universe began when you closed the door to leave the house this morning? Or that it began when you started to read The Spoof? It is an alarming thought, is it not? Yet, it is true. Your universe extends just beyond your fingertips. Stretch, reach out, try and touch that bubble which surrounds you. The people that yo...
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Funny story: Goth Caught In Smirk Fiasco

Goth Caught In Smirk Fiasco

A teenage Goth was in hiding last night, after accidentally smirking at an episode of 'Take Me Out', the ITV Saturday evening dating show hosted by the 9'8" comedian Paddy McGuiness. Darren Gloom, 17 of Hastings, was staying with associates when t...
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Funny story: Radical cleric Abu Qatada says he will go to Jordan

Radical cleric Abu Qatada says he will go to Jordan

In a strange turnarond of affairs, the firebrand and radical Muslim cleric, Abu Qatada, has now said that he will happily be sent to Jordan by the British Government. Mr Qatada, whose name in English means "murdering bastard", was on remand in jai...
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Funny story: Transfer Window: Man City, PSG and Chelsea to bid for Anfield hero

Transfer Window: Man City, PSG and Chelsea to bid for Anfield hero

Liverpool manager Kenny MacGlish today told reporters that the Anfield Cat was not for sale despite big bids from Manchester City, Paris Saint Germain and Chelsea. The cat made a cameo appearance at Anfield last night in the televised match betwe...
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Funny story: Rock-a-bye Baby? There's an app for that

Rock-a-bye Baby? There's an app for that

Home James Apps have departed from their usual GPS based appelets to produce what will undoubtedly become the fastest selling app of all time: iBabysitter. "This shows what Home James Apps can do when they move out of the GPS market and into lifes...
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Funny story: Radio 2 controller: We don't want Chris Moyles

Radio 2 controller: We don't want Chris Moyles

BBC Radio 2 controller Bob Shannon has sparked controversy at the Beeb by saying the network he controls do not want motormouth Chris Moyles when he is pensioned off from the Radio 1 breakfast show. In an interview with the Media Guardian, Radio 1...
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Funny story: Fabio Capello 'may have breached contract' says Derek Derekson

Fabio Capello 'may have breached contract' says Derek Derekson

Fabio Capello may have breached his 6 squillion lira contract with the Football Association by telling an Italian radio station he has asked the mafia to fix the Euro 2012 tournament so England can win. An FA insider told the spoof sports desk "Th...
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Funny story: Fabio Capello decides on new skipper after FA strip Terry of captaincy

Fabio Capello decides on new skipper after FA strip Terry of captaincy

Fabio Capello may be in breach of his contract by telling an Italian radio station he was not happy about the FA decision to strip John Terry of the captaincy over his court appearance for alleged racism - but last night at Anfield he may have found...
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Funny story: Snow? There's an app for that

Snow? There's an app for that

French applelet designer, Le App, have released a new app specifically for snow lovers everywhere: iGloo. "We don't get much snow here in California," said Mac Buck, editor of App World!. "So I've not been able to try this app out in the wild, so...
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Funny story: University Challenge: Clare Just Fail To Storm Pembroke's Castle

University Challenge: Clare Just Fail To Storm Pembroke's Castle

There was very nearly a coup in the latter stages of this ultimately exciting match. As Clare staged a roaring comeback from a seemingly hopeless position (the score at one stage read an embarrassing Pembroke 140 Clare minus 5) the excitable Daniel Janes seemed to all but usurp skipper Jonathan Burley's answering prerogative. Both Cambridge teams went into this match needing one win to make...
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Funny story: Rape Of Hampshire - It's A Conspiracy Says Local Man

Rape Of Hampshire - It's A Conspiracy Says Local Man

A local man claims there is a conspiracy to make the county of Hampshire disappear from the map. His claim follows an episode of the BBC programme Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is today. In the show, pairs of antiques experts compete to buy a...
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Funny story: My beloved Griselda - Part Three - Our first trip out, to the Cinema

My beloved Griselda - Part Three - Our first trip out, to the Cinema

Part Three - Our first trip out, to the Cinema We were going to see 'Das Boot' at the Metropole Cinema in Sherwood, Nottingham. Not far from the flat I had the erotic pleasure of sharing with my beloved Griselda. I was on the step ladder, hanging the curtains, when she reminded me to get ready in time, as she lifted me down from the step ladder, and carried me in her magnificent rippling arm...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Receives A Valentine Chocolate Bar In The Exact Shape of Her Favorite Guitar From A Famous Secret Admirer

Taylor Swift Receives A Valentine Chocolate Bar In The Exact Shape of Her Favorite Guitar From A Famous Secret Admirer

HENDERSONVILLE, Tennessee - Taylor Swift was sitting in her home just relaxing and reading the latest copy of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine when she heard a truck stop in front on her home. Taylor glanced out the window and saw a FedEx delivery man carry...
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Funny story: Gisele Bundchen (Mrs. Tom Brady) Goes From Asking For Prayers To Dropping The F-Bomb Within 24 Hours!

Gisele Bundchen (Mrs. Tom Brady) Goes From Asking For Prayers To Dropping The F-Bomb Within 24 Hours!

INDIANAPOLIS - Gisele Bundchen has just become the most famous WAG (Wife or Girlfriend of sports players) in professional sports. She has even surpassed Jason Kidd's ex-wife Joumana who used to make all kinds of unsolicited sports comments about t...
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Funny story: Clooney to run for White House

Clooney to run for White House

New York, USA. Popular Hollywood star and general pain in the backside, George Clooney, has announced he is running for the American Presidency. In a packed Chelsea Hotel press conference, the 50 year old former ER actor said he would run from Brookl...
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Funny story: M.I.A. Flips A Bad Girl 'Bird'

M.I.A. Flips A Bad Girl 'Bird'

There are somethings that happen and it simply gets too damn much attention and this situation is one of them. While performing with Madonna and Nicki Minaj'a'trois at last nights Superbowl [congrats to the glorious bad ass Giants by the way] M.I.A. flipped the love bird to one of the cameras during her historic verse in Madonna's new single "Give Me All Your Love".  Zelda Middleton of the M...
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