Funny story: The Adventures Of Louis de Vascony Chapter I

The Adventures Of Louis de Vascony Chapter I

In Which I First Espy Roxanna, Comtesse de Vaudeville Ah, Madame Garotte, stands yet your hugger-mugger maison at the end of the crooked track in the High Jabonne? I long to drink the black wine of Drucy from your squat tumblers, and stand beneath the oak lintel at dusk, listening to the song of the woodcock pierce the velvet summer night. Oh, Madame Garotte, do the fragrant skirts of petite Y...
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Funny story: At $250m is Paul Cézanne's 'The Card Players' the art world's equivalent of the Hitler Diaries hoax?

At $250m is Paul Cézanne's 'The Card Players' the art world's equivalent of the Hitler Diaries hoax?

London - As hoaxes go this one's expensive and may have fooled the Middle Eastern gas-rich state of Qatar's royal family into parting with $250 million of their hard-earned shekels - er...dinars! Cézanne's 'The Card Players' is one of five painted...
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Funny story: Bermondsey cats and dogs home bought by Korean partners

Bermondsey cats and dogs home bought by Korean partners

World renowned Bermondsey cats and dogs home has been rescued at the last minute from certain bankruptcy, after huge debts would have closed the centre within weeks and that would have meant certain death for all the animal residents. Luckily,...
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Funny story: Soviet treachery revealed as SS Nicholson's '£2bn of platinum' turns out to be 80 tonnes of iron pyrites

Soviet treachery revealed as SS Nicholson's '£2bn of platinum' turns out to be 80 tonnes of iron pyrites

Cape Cod - The bullion was supposed to be a payment from the Soviet Union to the United States for war supplies, dispatched to New York from England aboard the SS Nicholson in June 1942. It was sunk off Cape Cod by a German U-boat killing a crew o...
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Funny story: Trump Wants To Hire Jedi Masters, As Romney Vows To Complicate Government

Trump Wants To Hire Jedi Masters, As Romney Vows To Complicate Government

Today, February 3, 2012 Mitt Romney and Donald Trump has discussed being running mates if Mitt Romney wins the republican nomination. As a part of this discussion they brainstormed plans on how to get the economy moving again and protect America's ec...
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Funny story: 10 Musts for a Professional Email

10 Musts for a Professional Email

In today's cutthroat global economy, workers must do everything they can to differentiate themselves. One way to do so is by using a distinctive and highly professional email style. Here are ten musts that will ensure that your email cries out, "I am a professional!" 1. Background. White? That's yesterday's black. No, today's world cries out for more than monochrome. Red, lime, yellow, pi...
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Funny story: Punxsutawney Phil's Proven Power to Portend Powers Profits for a Plethora of Companies

Punxsutawney Phil's Proven Power to Portend Powers Profits for a Plethora of Companies

Punxsutawney Phil - If he sees his shadow, 60 days more of winter. If no shadow, say good-bye to winter soon! In the United States, February 2 is GROUNDHOG DAY. For those not familiar with it, Groundhog Day involves the long-standing tradition o...
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Funny story: Anonymous Computer Group Reveals Transcript of FBI Scotland Yard Conversation

Anonymous Computer Group Reveals Transcript of FBI Scotland Yard Conversation

The Anonymous computer group has revealed the transcript of the conversation they intercepted between Scotland Yard and the FBI. During the conversation FBI operativea are heard to discuss the operation to intercept the Anonymous groups computer...
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Funny story: Time to throw out the Cold War trash as Tuesday's Full Moon promises to be a shocker

Time to throw out the Cold War trash as Tuesday's Full Moon promises to be a shocker

London - Decades of spoonfeeding a gullible public mountainloads of House of Windsor crap could come crashing down on Hellfire Club heads this Tuesday, astrologers warned today. An exalted Sun/Mercury conjunction opposing the Leo Full Moon is comp...
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Funny story: Blackburn Rovers are Becoming Ridiculous, says a Man

Blackburn Rovers are Becoming Ridiculous, says a Man

A man said earlier today that Blackburn Rovers, the much-loved northern soccer club, are becoming ridiculous. When pressed on his astonishing accusation the man, 45, said that every time they appear in the newspapers or on Sky Sports News, Blackbu...
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Funny story: Pennsylvania Government Imposes Unconstitutional New Exhaust Regulations

Pennsylvania Government Imposes Unconstitutional New Exhaust Regulations

Pennsylvania legislature voted unanimously Friday April 8th 2011 to provide Bovine subsidies to cattle farmers to help them comply with their ultra strict Pennsylvania Climate Change Act of July 2008. This subsidy will reimburse farmers $1,000 per a...
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Funny story: Transfer Window: Mourinho to return to Premier League at end of season - but with who?

Transfer Window: Mourinho to return to Premier League at end of season - but with who?

Premier League chairman were measuring their linen baskets and coaches looking over their shoulders last night upon the news that 'special one' Jose Mourinho wants to leave Real Madrid and return to the Premier League at the end of the season - but t...
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Funny story: US outlaws satire: too hard to understand; primaries enough

US outlaws satire: too hard to understand; primaries enough

In a startling reverse of policies dating from the Revolutionary period, the U.S. has suspended the constitution and instituted censorship of all satire whether written or spoken. Comedians and writers are left stunned, as much as by facing the need...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney: The Poor Don't Know How Hard It Is To Be Filthy Rich

Mitt Romney: The Poor Don't Know How Hard It Is To Be Filthy Rich

In an interview this morning at Caesar's Palace on the Vegas strip, Mitt Romney attempted to alleviate the fears of the poor with regard to his candidacy. "The problem we've had with this media led charge against me, is that it is all completely o...
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Funny story: The three losers of the week

The three losers of the week

Freddie's now no longer Sir, I'm misunderstood he cries, Poor old Freddie got the blame, For all those banker's lies, Now simply Freddie Goodwin, Ha, now no Sir in front, Was he was told by letter? Try shredding that you cunt. Chris Huhne is one useless twat, He got caught when speeding, Now then Chris here's a little tip, You know where this is leading, With a little common sense...
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Funny story: Condoleezza Rice Voted World's Sexiest Woman

Condoleezza Rice Voted World's Sexiest Woman

Hot magazine's eagerly awaited annual survey of the world's sexiest women - which independent arbitrators have established has scientific value because it includes maths and stuff - has unexpectedly named former US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice...
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Funny story: Transfer Window: Knighthood moves back to Palace in last minute deal

Transfer Window: Knighthood moves back to Palace in last minute deal

The knighthood of RBS 'banker' Sir Fred Bad-Karma has sensationally moved back to its former home of Buckingtooth Palace. The move came around after a public outcry, namely a Mr Deesgusted from Tunbridge Wells, and the knighthood revealed to it's...
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Funny story: More Bonus Culture

More Bonus Culture

Bank Chief Executive Gee Whizz has denounced those who are 'attacking the Bonus Culture'. He advised Bankers to declare industrial action and vote for a strike. 'When the money runs out' he sneered 'the Government will come to us on bended knees.
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Funny story: Snow forecast shock

Snow forecast shock

Spoof's weather expert, Just Winter, has shocked the world with a weather forecast which has got the Meteorological Office into a flat spin. 'There won't be much snow' said Winter 'it won't be much colder than it usually is at this time of year.'...
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Funny story: Too Hot for Huhne

Too Hot for Huhne

Chris Huhne Energy and Climate Change Minister has resigned because he is 'shagged out' and is finding life getting too hot, despite the coldest spell of the year. Also Ex Wife Vicky Pryce has become too expensive after she sent in her bill for drivi...
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Funny story: Joey Barton - inspiring writers worldwide

Joey Barton - inspiring writers worldwide

In a week when it was announced that 130 million tweets per day are not worth reading - I feel its time to pay tribute to a leg-end of the 140 character club - step up to the plate Mr Joey 'seph' Barton, formerly of Mancester and Noocastle, now of Lundon. Barton brings literatue to the masses. Many know him for his high jinx at christmas parties and nightclubs, some are even aware he performs o...
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Funny story: Rumbled: Illuminati plot to conjure up Victoria Cross for Falklands wannabe William

Rumbled: Illuminati plot to conjure up Victoria Cross for Falklands wannabe William

London - An inevitable Hollywood blockbuster has also bombed as a plot by Palace Enlightened Ones upping Prince William to national hero-dom lies on the cutting room floor today. The top secret scam alongside the Argentine military was to have mag...
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Funny story: Time/space travel a reality admits United Nations

Time/space travel a reality admits United Nations

Ny Nyson, NY, NY: Yesterday evening I was very privaliged to be shown the transporter room deep in the undercofts of the United Nations Building complex. I can attest that it is no longer 'Star Treck' fiction, although for the forseeable future, it w...
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Funny story: The Twilight Saga Midnight Sun

The Twilight Saga Midnight Sun

Twilight Saga superstar and teen heart throb Robert Pattinson has spilled the beans on confidential information regarding the the twilight series. During an interview with Regis and Kelly on friday night pattinson let slip that what was thought to be...
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Funny story: Chavez OKs New Venezuela Disneyland

Chavez OKs New Venezuela Disneyland

CARACAS, VENEZUELA -- President Hugo Chavez today approved construction of the controversial "Che Guevara Disneyland," a $500 million entertainment facility that will include a special Guerrilla Land in addition to Disney's more typical facilities su...
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Funny story: Redknapp in shock transfer to play Bagpuss in new TV drama series

Redknapp in shock transfer to play Bagpuss in new TV drama series

Alleged tax fiddler and self-confessed ungreediest man in Britain is leaving Tottenham in the next few weeks to take up a role in a new TV drama. He has been pencilled in by top bosses to play Bagpuss, the saggy old cloth cat in an upcoming...
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Funny story: John Terry 'didn't have the legs' to step down as England captain

John Terry 'didn't have the legs' to step down as England captain

John Terry refused to resign as England captain as he did not have the legs to stand down, according to a source close to the player. The Chelsea skipper, who received a date for his trial on charges of racial abuse, would have needed to undergo a...
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Funny story: Queen Stripped Of Title

Queen Stripped Of Title

The Queen, anachronistic monarch of the United Kingdom, has had her historical crown taken away from her by the Forfeiture Commitee. This little known and un-elected room-full of toffs - who the other day stripped poor old Fred Goodwin of his knig...
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Funny story: Lonely? There's an app for that

Lonely? There's an app for that

Sirius Cybernetics, the Lancashire based iPhone applelet company, have released the app that lonely people have been crying out for: iBud. As with all Sirius Cybernetics applelets their app hooks into the iPhone 4S's Siri, the artificial intelligence...
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Funny story: Denise Welch reveals her ambitions

Denise Welch reveals her ambitions

Recent Big Brother winner, Denice Welch, 53, has stated her intent to sleep with everybody in Britain before she reaches her 60th birthday. Already a quarter of the way through, she says she intends to complete her quest and then divorce her long su...
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Funny story: Lana Del Ray axed from the Superbowl

Lana Del Ray axed from the Superbowl

The new singing sensation Lana Del Rey has been dramatically axed from the superbowl half-time entertainment this weekend after organisers discovered she is actually a part-time drag artist called Eliza Ray Grunt. The ruse was discovered after an...
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Funny story: Contenders for Chief Rabbi's position line up ahead of his retirement

Contenders for Chief Rabbi's position line up ahead of his retirement

With the news of the imminent retirement of Lord Jonathan Sachs as Chief Rabbi of the UK, Northern Ireland and Grimsby, a host of early applicants and contenders for the position have today been revealed. Front runner, not only because of his exis...
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Funny story: Obama's Economic Growth Plan - Fire 80,000 in US Military

Obama's Economic Growth Plan - Fire 80,000 in US Military

WASHINGTON, DC - In his State of The Union Address, President Obama praised US troops for their hard work, competence, honor, selfless service, and ability to exceed expectations. Afterward, he announced that he would fire 80,000 members of the US Ar...
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Funny story: President Obama Is Seriously Considering Dumping Joe Biden and Having Bill Clinton Run As His 2012 Vice-President

President Obama Is Seriously Considering Dumping Joe Biden and Having Bill Clinton Run As His 2012 Vice-President

WASHINGTON, D.C. - There are some political rumblings in the White House concerning Vice-President Joe Biden and the fact that he may not be on the 2012 Presidential ticket with President Obama. Sinclair Petaluma with The Political Salad Bar is re...
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Funny story: Gary Busey's Frantic 911 Call: "Hello Earth, This Is Gary Busey and I'm Calling From Jupiter"

Gary Busey's Frantic 911 Call: "Hello Earth, This Is Gary Busey and I'm Calling From Jupiter"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Well it is now official, Gary Busey has just taken over the nickname of "The Space Cadet" from Charlie "No Show" Sheen. According to reports published in The Tinsel Town Times Tribune, Fajita San Guacamole wrote that while Gary's...
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Funny story: Barack Obama's Original Birth Certificate Found In Bin Laden's Safe: Buried At Sea

Barack Obama's Original Birth Certificate Found In Bin Laden's Safe: Buried At Sea

BILLINGSGATE POST: Although most insiders believe that President Obama ordered SEAL Team 6 to execute Osama Bin Laden because of the upcoming Presidential election this November, BILLINGSGATE private investigator, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, unc...
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Funny story: Vice-President Joe Biden To Guest Star With Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder On The Vampire Diaries

Vice-President Joe Biden To Guest Star With Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder On The Vampire Diaries

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Loretta L. Luftnagle, a spokesperson for The Vampire Diaries, has just informed the entertainment media that Vice-President Joe Biden has agreed to appear in an upcoming episode of the popular television series. Vampire Diaries...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Simon Cowell Trying To Lure Ryan Seacrest Away From American Idol

X-Factor's Simon Cowell Trying To Lure Ryan Seacrest Away From American Idol

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell, AKA "The British Bulldog" and X-Factor mogul says that the reason he fired Paula Abdul, Nicole Scherzinger, and Steve Jones is simply because they just didn't bring their "A" game. Cowell who many say has the Midas Touc...
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Funny story: Barstuck's to Begin Serving Medicinal Marijuana for Happy Hour

Barstuck's to Begin Serving Medicinal Marijuana for Happy Hour

Barstuck's Cafe today announced that it will begin serving Medicinal Marijuana in specially selected Barstuck's fitted with small smoking rooms. On the heals of recent trials of serving beer and wine, Barstuck's official said it was just a natural p...
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Funny story: Among The New Romantic Books

Among The New Romantic Books

with Tilly Wrestleman Greetings friends! 'Tis almost that most Romantic time of year again. That especial day, when the gallant lover gets out the batter-pan and addresses the pancakes in honour of the Jewish Patron Saint of Scottish watercourses, Rabbi Burns. I am singing of that night when an heap of steaming crepes is laid out for the delectation of our lover and his lass, in honour of Sh...
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