Funny story: Psychopathic Sheep Menace West Yorkshire Chips N Gravy Campaigner

Psychopathic Sheep Menace West Yorkshire Chips N Gravy Campaigner

Taciturn Yorkshireman, Ken Mither, of Cleckhuddersfax was recovering quietly at home today after being menaced by a rampaging flock of psychopathic sheep at the Scrag End bus stop in the West End of the town. The incident happened shortly before l...
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Funny story: Eighties Pop Sensation To Make Comeback

Eighties Pop Sensation To Make Comeback

Former star of Aussie soap opera 'Son's and Neighbours', and one time heart-throb, Ringo Dingo, is to release a new album after 23 years in the musical wilderness. Dingo, 45, best remembered for his 1986 smash hit, 'Pat Sharp's Mullet', said he pl...
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Funny story: Greece accuse Germany of being Nazis so Merkel sent a squadron of Stukas to Athens to prove the point!

Greece accuse Germany of being Nazis so Merkel sent a squadron of Stukas to Athens to prove the point!

Instead of accepting the fact that the Greek government, it's civil service, financial fraternity and public services are completely corrupt, the Greeks have decided to verbally bite off the hand that could eventually feed them, Germany. The Germa...
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Funny story: Raw Sewage Pours From Lake Vostok

Raw Sewage Pours From Lake Vostok

East Antarctica-- Russian scientists drilling into the frozen Lake Vostok may have just made the most disgusting discovery in the history of science. The Russians succeeded drilling into Lake Vostok on February 5th, and expected to find pristine con...
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Funny story: Getting High In 1932 (Bluegrass #4)

Getting High In 1932 (Bluegrass #4)

Getting High In 1932 (Bluegrass #4) 1932, Goosey Holler, Kentucky Harold & Lester hear some big news. "Harold, Effie done told me that Uncle Pete's got some sody pop in at his store. Wanna go try one?" "Shore! But what if we get addled?" "I don't think they're THAT strong. Come on. I got ten cents burnin' a hole in my pocket." Harold and Lester make the 30-foot walk to Pete'...
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Funny story: New Government Scheme Will Create Millions Of Jobs!

New Government Scheme Will Create Millions Of Jobs!

A new government jobs creation scheme is to be brought in this April. From April all current back-to-work schemes will be gradually phased out. Announcing the new scheme today Prime Minister David Cameron said he fully expects it to create millions o...
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Funny story: Sacha Baron Cohen Alias Admiral General Aladeen Has Been Fined $100,000 For His Academy Award Show Urn-Spilling Prank on Ryan Seacrest

Sacha Baron Cohen Alias Admiral General Aladeen Has Been Fined $100,000 For His Academy Award Show Urn-Spilling Prank on Ryan Seacrest

HOLLYWOOD - The 84th Annual Academy Awards Show went on fairly smooth, but the same cannot be said for the pre-show Red Carpet segment. As American Idol host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest was interviewing Admiral General Aladeen of the country of Wadiya...
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Funny story: Somali pirates tracking stricken cuise liner as new hex strikes Costa Concordia sister-ship

Somali pirates tracking stricken cuise liner as new hex strikes Costa Concordia sister-ship

Indian Ocean - "She's now a sitting duck for Somali pirates," a source close to Italian chief coast guard Commander Cosimo Nicastro tweeted this afternoon. Indeed, the Costa Allegra is in some peril adrift at sea tonight amid fears an 'arsonist p...
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Funny story: Man with three arms signed by Cincinnatti Reds

Man with three arms signed by Cincinnatti Reds

CARDIFF KY (ABSNN) -- John Toupe, 22, has acheived his lifelong goal to become a professional baseball player. He reports for the team's spring training camp this week. What sets Toupe apart from other young men attempting to make the cut in profes...
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Funny story: South Carolina girls impregnated by space alien!

South Carolina girls impregnated by space alien!

CHARLESTON SC (ABSNN) -- Twenty-six teenagers who attended the Future House Wives of America (FHWoA) sleep over were the vicitims of an alien from the planet Marz and are now pregnant. So says Ginger Bread, SC State FHWoA Chairmain and the hostess o...
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Funny story: American honor restored as 'Rear of the Year' J-Lo's bottom knocks the spots off Pippa Middleton

American honor restored as 'Rear of the Year' J-Lo's bottom knocks the spots off Pippa Middleton

Los Angeles - And all it took was just one rather feline strut down the red carpet in a shimmering $50,000 Stuart Gulliver gown to steal the show on Oscars Night as Jennifer Lopez reaffirmed her pole position in yet another International Rear Of The...
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Funny story: The Oscars: The Artist wins Best Film - Reaction

The Oscars: The Artist wins Best Film - Reaction

At the 84th Academy Awards last night, at the Kodak Theatre in LA, French made film The Artist scooped 5 Oscars including Best Film and Best Actor, but the cast and crew were keeping quiet about their success. When Jean DuJardin was called onto st...
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Funny story: Author extradited to America by Facebook

Author extradited to America by Facebook

The author of a controversial book based on the construction of fake Facebook profiles is to face charges of copyright infringement after calling the book Fakebook.con. Facebook are using the US/UK extradition treaty that recently saw Richard O'Dwyer...
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Funny story: We Could Never Have Known

We Could Never Have Known

We could never have known just how many things would be changed in year 2012, but now as we approach the 30th February, we are beginning to understand. We all knew that the Rothschild banking empire would collapse under the weight of imaginary gold, and that we would see aliens speaking to us in English and Mexican on the tele, but we never expected that every human would suddenly develop the a...
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Funny story: A True Diary of Woe - Part Forty-Five

A True Diary of Woe - Part Forty-Five

A diary of one man's (Using the term lossely) utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and impecuniousness, starting in August 1947 Chapter 88 - After the Heart Operation My first memory, was of the pain, and all the paraphernalia sticking into and out of seemingly all of my crevices. Slowly it dawned on me where I was, and what had taken place. I could not make out much detai...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Named The Skinniest Actress At The 84th Annual Academy Award Show

Angelina Jolie Named The Skinniest Actress At The 84th Annual Academy Award Show

HOLLYWOOD - The 84th Annual Academy Awards Show was hosted by Billy "The Pistol" Crystal. Crystal first began hosting the award show back when there were only four Great Lakes. There are some people who still recall that Billy actually wrote some...
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Funny story: My Beloved Griselda - Part Five - 'The Highlight of her visit'

My Beloved Griselda - Part Five - 'The Highlight of her visit'

My association with Griselda, was without doubt, the most physically satisfying and passion filled period of my sad life, and I still miss the chemistry of our entwined bodies in complete and utter ecstasy and pleasurable pain. My delight in her ability to lift me up, turn me over, and carry me around the room while tasting my foibles will remain with me forever. The Highlight of her visit G...
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Funny story: Lord Sweetener's New Toaster Turn's Sour

Lord Sweetener's New Toaster Turn's Sour

Owner of Hamstrad electronics and all round business genius, Lord Alan Sweetener, yesterday denied that his latest product was of inferior quality. Around 300 customers have complained about the 'Toast-a-Matic 900'. According to one customer, P...
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Funny story: Neptune To Be Renamed Pluto, Scientists Say

Neptune To Be Renamed Pluto, Scientists Say

PRAGUE-On August 24th, 2006, yet another piece of our embarrassingly fragile childhood was destroyed. At a meeting of the International Astronomical Union (IAU) in Prague, a clear majority of astronomers voted for a definition of the term "planet" th...
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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Denies Crush on President Obama

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Denies Crush on President Obama

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer says that rumors about her actually having a mad crush on President Obama are patently false. In a statement she recently gave at the local Chapter of Single Christians with Spouses, Brewer claims that television psych...
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Funny story: Chicken To Take On Veteran M.P

Chicken To Take On Veteran M.P

Colin the chicken, winner of last year's 'Britain's Chicken's Got Talent', has launched a bid to become a member of parliament. Colin, 3, who lives on a farm in Bolsover, Derbyshire, intends to stand against incumbent M.P. Dennis 'Beast of Bolsove...
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Funny story: Caroline Wozniacki's British Pigeon Plucked By Kandi's Dandy At World Golf Championship

Caroline Wozniacki's British Pigeon Plucked By Kandi's Dandy At World Golf Championship

BILLINGSGATE POST GOLF SPECIAL - Not since the Revolutionary War has there been such a reversal of fortune beween Great Britain and America. This afternoon at Dove Mountain where the Accenture Match Play Championship is played, Kandi's Dandy (Hunter...
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