Funny story: Conspiracy Theorist Remains Unconvinced

Conspiracy Theorist Remains Unconvinced

Space skeptic Dwain Dufus still does not believe that man has landed on the moon. He also believes that Kennedy was assassinated by NASA because of his obsession with a moon landing before 1970. Of course he conceded that NASA's plan must have bee...
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Funny story: Rangers' chairman devises plan to pay clubs tax bill

Rangers' chairman devises plan to pay clubs tax bill

Rangers chairman Craig Whyte has revealed to close friends how he plans to pay the tax bill that forced the Scottish Premier League Champions into administration, forcing the SPL to deduct them 10 points. A friend of a friend of a friend of a frie...
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Funny story: Oil Companies Creating Special Packaging for $5-a-Gallon Gas

Oil Companies Creating Special Packaging for $5-a-Gallon Gas

Houston, Texas -- As gasoline prices ratchet up past the $4-a-gallon mark, the oil industry is preparing a more luxurious way to present its increasingly costly product to consumers. "Think expensive fragrances, top-shelf liquor and premium cosmet...
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Funny story: Mario Balotelli reveals lack of goal celebration v Porto in Europa League.

Mario Balotelli reveals lack of goal celebration v Porto in Europa League.

Wacky Italian footballer Mario Balotelli today stole the show at the press conference for the Man City v Porto Europa League second leg. In a performance of Cantona-esque proportions he explained his refusal to celebrate the crucial goal in the fi...
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Funny story: The New Demi Lovato Blonde Bobblehead Dolls Are Flying Off The Retail Store Shelves

The New Demi Lovato Blonde Bobblehead Dolls Are Flying Off The Retail Store Shelves

CHICAGO - The Word Consumer Product Agency has just announced their February consumer focus report. Vinton Onionzook spokesperson for The Word stated that the nation's current product purchasing trend is definitely leaning towards the brand new De...
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Funny story: Back my vision by emptying Stamford Bridge on matchdays, AVB tells Abramovich

Back my vision by emptying Stamford Bridge on matchdays, AVB tells Abramovich

Chelsea manager Andre Villas-Boas has urged owner Roman Abramovich to back his blueprint for the long-term future of the club by insisting all matches played at Stamford Bridge be completely free of home fans. The Portuguese feels a lack of suppor...
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Funny story: Spoof writer resigns, joins Santorum campaign!

Spoof writer resigns, joins Santorum campaign!

T. J. McCorkle, a leading writer for the web site, The Spoof resigned from the site today to join the Rick Santorum campaign. The site quoted from McCorkle's resignation letter; "It is with great regret that I must inform you I will no longer be...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift & Zac Efron Finally Admit They Are A Couple

Taylor Swift & Zac Efron Finally Admit They Are A Couple

After spending weeks denying that they were a couple and spending most of their time together when not recording duets, Taylor Swift told The Nashville Cats Music Magazine that "Yes we ARE a couple." Why they would not admit it on national televis...
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Funny story: World continues despite fat lady singing

World continues despite fat lady singing

Doomsday theorists were left scratching their heads again recently when another widely publicised world-ending prophecy failed to materialise. Observers were given very little notice for the most recent 'Rapture' warning when German fashion tosser...
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Funny story: Glamour Guns & Ammo Opens High-End Shop on Rodeo Drive

Glamour Guns & Ammo Opens High-End Shop on Rodeo Drive

Proud gun owner Patricia "Pickles" McQuarty of Lubbock, Texas has just announced the grand opening of her new high-end gun shop on fabulous Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills, California. The shop will offer some of the finest guns made by manufacturers fr...
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Funny story: The State of Texas Discontinues The Practice of Giving Death Row Inmates Who Are To Be Executed Their "Last Meal" Request

The State of Texas Discontinues The Practice of Giving Death Row Inmates Who Are To Be Executed Their "Last Meal" Request

HUNTSVILLE, Texas - Convicted criminal Lawrence Russell Brewer was convicted of a crime so horribly heinous that it cannot even be mentioned in a family publication. The state of Texas has historically allowed any convict who is getting ready to b...
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Funny story: Chancellor Can't Count Shocker

Chancellor Can't Count Shocker

Tory Chancellor Tristram Tossington-Whelk was left red faced yesterday after yet another mathematical gaffe. Tossington-Whelk was holding his monthly press conference when he was quizzed on the size of the national debt by Dee Parting of the 'Dail...
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Funny story: Facing Up to the Breast Farce

Facing Up to the Breast Farce

Farcebook has decided the public cannot face up to seeing a baby breast feeding - so now we can breath a sigh of relief, get adult and keep watching breasts without babies attached. Farcebook explained today that the internet was not the place for...
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Funny story: Do Not Touch Blue Ivy™: Beyonce Gets Restraining Order Against The World.

Do Not Touch Blue Ivy™: Beyonce Gets Restraining Order Against The World.

Beyonce and Jay-Z have sent a message to their servants, hangers-on, millionaire pseudofriends and the unwashed masses alike: You may gaze upon Blue Ivy™, but only from 15 feet away. And she's done so with a Retraining Order against the ent...
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Funny story: Eyeless In Gaza: newspaper denies it sent a 'female pirate' to Syria

Eyeless In Gaza: newspaper denies it sent a 'female pirate' to Syria

London - Images of a woman wearing a black eye patch were described today as non-piratical despite some obvious comments. Apparently reporter Marie Colvin only posed in the fetching Yasser Arafat-esque eye patch 'to appease Somali pirate sympathis...
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Funny story: It's Just Plane Crazy

It's Just Plane Crazy

Peanut Choking Horror - Who said airline snacks are safe? Not Mr. Fred Flatula, who stated, "I did not realize that one peanut could mean the difference between life and oblivion." Turnaround Airlines say, "Our peanuts are as safe as anyone else'...
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Funny story: Castration of German sex offenders is degrading say the CPT (Maybe their victims think differently)!

Castration of German sex offenders is degrading say the CPT (Maybe their victims think differently)!

The European Committee for the Prevention of Torture and Inhuman or Degrading Treatment or Punishment (CPT) have called castration for sex-offenders degrading and the process should be forbidden. Although castration happens rarely because most sex...
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Funny story: Rajon Rondo Turns 26 Today; and the Worm Turns Too!

Rajon Rondo Turns 26 Today; and the Worm Turns Too!

As the world turns, Rondo turns 26, and the Celtics take a downturn. Inquiring minds are already at work, trying to determine what gift Thunder star Kendrick Perkins laid on Rajon Rondo for his birthday at their private party last night. Alread...
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Funny story: Adele's Middle Finger Incident Reportedly Result of Nerve Damage

Adele's Middle Finger Incident Reportedly Result of Nerve Damage

Following significant controversy over singer Adele's middle finger flip at the London Brit Awards, her publicist and friends stepped forward to deny that the perceived insult was actually intentional. Explaining to the press that her middle finge...
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Funny story: NASA Fires Publicity Department after Latest Black Hole Headlines

NASA Fires Publicity Department after Latest Black Hole Headlines

Following a series of news reports about NASA's ability to "sniff the wind coming from a new black hole", the entire publicity department at the Kennedy Space Center was given their walking papers. "It might have been an honest mistake yes, but on...
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Funny story: Canada's massive 1989 electromagnetic pulse attack 'was attempt to self-nuke'

Canada's massive 1989 electromagnetic pulse attack 'was attempt to self-nuke'

Quebec - It's looking increasingly like Canada let off a nuclear bomb in space in 1989 according to some scary files released today. Quite who or what they wanted to nuke remains unclear because NATO, the Pentagon, the CIA and every major security...
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Funny story: Brits organisers say sorry as Adele is cut off in full flow

Brits organisers say sorry as Adele is cut off in full flow

LONDON - James Corden today blamed producers for the decision to cut Adele's Brits acceptance speech short because of an overrunning TV schedule. The host of the music awards told the Evening Spoofard it was "awful" to force her off the stage to m...
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Funny story: Horoscopes Are A Complete Waste Of Time - Local Man Asserts

Horoscopes Are A Complete Waste Of Time - Local Man Asserts

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today came out with a full on assault against people who believe in horoscopes, runes, tarot cards, and what he described as 'related tomfoolery.' "It's absolute numptyism is that," Shuttlecock told reporters. "Nobod...
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Funny story: Frank Lampard and Christine Bleakley To Wed In Mayo?

Frank Lampard and Christine Bleakley To Wed In Mayo?

Excitement is growing in the condiments community over speculation that Chelsea star Frank Lampard is to wed his TV presenter squeeze Christine Bleakley in mayonnaise later this year. Rumours that the wedding will take place at Ashford Castle, Con...
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Funny story: Politician's Dictionary

Politician's Dictionary

Amarulence: How politicians think of the voters - Bitterness, spite. Aphnology: What Politicians are preoccupied with - The study of wealth. Back-hander: Only the very new, or the two honest MP's in Parliament would not know what this means - A bribe or illegal inducement. Bank: Where politicians prefer not to store their ill-gotten back-handers and bribes, preferring to use Overseas...
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Funny story: How to win the heart of a woman

How to win the heart of a woman

Our world is full of triviality and absurdity; some are ignorable; some, disturbing. In certain parts of the world, cheap impostors normally attach themselves to various authorities, dead or alive. One simple scheme is quoting. Episode 1 here is a harmless quoting, but the second episodes are somehow disturbing. Episode I: My old grandma was naturally spiritual. Since we had no clock around the...
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Funny story: Nottingham Health & Safety Executive Close Down Stalls at Charity Fair

Nottingham Health & Safety Executive Close Down Stalls at Charity Fair

Nottingham Health & Safety Executive have closed stalls down at a local Charity Fair, that was being held over the weekend, in support of the Lithuanian & Bulgarian Immigrants Benefit Claiming Association Inc. The Council's Chief Executive...
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Funny story: Age is a very high price to pay for maturity!

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity!

As I am getting older, more senile, and my health is deteriorating, I thought it would be nice to pass on some tips and advice for the youngsters while relating some of the happenings from my past, to help prepare them for the (if they live that long) approach of decrepitude. I have lived (using the word loosely) in Nottingham for most of my pathetic life, so I suppose this guide to life will b...
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Funny story: Vegetable Show Drama

Vegetable Show Drama

Local farmer Arthur Choke, better known as Artie, caused a stir at the annual Edinburgh vegetable show yesterday. Farmer Choke, famed for his prize giant cucumbers, withdrew his competition entry, drawing speculation from other competitors. Whe...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Want The Age Old Practice of Lip Syncing Stopped Once and For All

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Want The Age Old Practice of Lip Syncing Stopped Once and For All

ASHLAND, Wisconsin - One of the happiest celebrity couples in America, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez flew out to Ashland, Wisconsin. A group of retired Wisconsin Amalgamated Power & Light workers spent a total of 48 hours building the largest...
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Funny story: Republicans to Pass Sex Tax - Mandate Weekly Sex Testing For Women Only

Republicans to Pass Sex Tax - Mandate Weekly Sex Testing For Women Only

WASHINGTON DC (AP) Late yesterday, Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Hooterville) announced stiff new legislation that would enact a national sex tax by "sex testing" all women every week. The Congressman explained that women would be require...
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Funny story: Health Minister in War on Obesity

Health Minister in War on Obesity

The Government announced a controversial new law yesterday designed to curb the rise in British obesity. Tory Health Minister, Sir Geoffrey Poshlaces QC explained. "The new legislation makes it a legal requirement for all take-aways and fast food...
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Funny story: Why Burkas On American Women Would Be A Great Idea...

Why Burkas On American Women Would Be A Great Idea...

Burkas are the head to toe traditional wear for adult females in the most fundamentalist of Islamic countries. They are designed to cover up all possibilities of erotic stimulation coming from even the oldest of women. Standard wear in much of Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia, they are scorned as repressive by women throughout the rest of the world. It bears reexamining, however, as Western women migh...
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Funny story: In The Wake Of Bin Laden's Burial At Sea, Michael Bay Warns CIA To Up Its Security Of The AllSpark

In The Wake Of Bin Laden's Burial At Sea, Michael Bay Warns CIA To Up Its Security Of The AllSpark

HOLLYWOOD-When he heard the news that the infamous mass murderer and terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden was dead, Hollywood director and self-proclaimed political advisor Michael Bay, sighed with relief. But when he heard that they decided to b...
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Funny story: Adele asks for just one more minute to finish her emotional Brits speech

Adele asks for just one more minute to finish her emotional Brits speech

Adele has been lambasted by newspapers suggesting that she made a rude gesture at the end of an acceptance speech during the Brit music awards. However, on watching the event in slow motion, it becomes obvious that she was just asking for an extra o...
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Funny story: Selected Ridiculous Letters To The Editor

Selected Ridiculous Letters To The Editor

Dear Sir, I note that Paddington Bear will appear at Dalemain country house near Ullswater on the 25th and 26th of February, where he will visit The World's Original Marmalade Awards & Festival. He won't, though, not really. Because he doesn't actually exist, does he? Some soft-headed twerp buys his idiotic wife a teddy bear, then decides to write a book about an imaginary bear. It t...
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