Funny story: President Obama Quitting, Moving to UK

President Obama Quitting, Moving to UK

WASHINGTON - U.S. President Barack Obama announced Monday morning that he is resigning from the presidency effective immediately and moving to the United Kingdom. According to a White House press release, Obama has lost all hope for the country a...
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Funny story: Santa arrested in Savile probe

Santa arrested in Savile probe

As the list of celebrities linked to the ongoing investigation into Jimmy Savile grows, it was revealed today that Santa Claus had been arrested by police. Santa, real name Father Christmas, was arrested with regard to offences dating back to the...
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Funny story: Enraged Citizens Storm Carlton Heston's Grave, Tear Gun Out His Cold, Dead Hands.

Enraged Citizens Storm Carlton Heston's Grave, Tear Gun Out His Cold, Dead Hands.

Outraged citizens, incensed by the shredding of childrens bodies at Sandy Hook Elementary School last week by a crazy with an assault rifle, turned out in droves at the grave of Charleton Heston, legendary CEO of the National Rifle Association, to ri...
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Funny story: Fragments of Lost SSHite Gospel discovered in Coal Hole cuspidoor

Fragments of Lost SSHite Gospel discovered in Coal Hole cuspidoor

LONDON (ABSNN) - News of the discovery of ancient biblical texts was released today by unknown, and unnamed archeologists digging through a spittoon at a local London public house, the Coal Hole. "Nothing this special was ever found in the spitter before," said the bar swamper. Martin Shuttlecck. "I did find a gold dental bridge that one time tho." "Nothing is really known about the SSHites...
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Funny story: Christmas cheer from The Police!

Christmas cheer from The Police!

Santas Grotto, Lapland: It is Christmas Eve and Santa is getting ready on his 'mammoth task' to keep children all over the world happy with their Christmas gifts, just like it happened when Jesus was born in Bethlehem, when three wise men came bring...
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Funny story: North Korea Says It Now Has A Missile That Can Reach East Los Angeles

North Korea Says It Now Has A Missile That Can Reach East Los Angeles

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Political Drive Thru Window News Agency, which is based in the nation's capital, has just announced that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has issued an official state department bulletin. Speaking before a crowd gathered at a...
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Funny story: The Real Reason The Dallas Mavericks Waived Derek Fisher

The Real Reason The Dallas Mavericks Waived Derek Fisher

DALLAS - Derek Fisher, who has five NBA Championship rings, has been waived by the Dallas Mavericks. The 38-year-old veteran was apparently told by team owner Mark "Money Boy" Cuban that a deal was in the works where he was going to be traded to t...
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Funny story: George Bush Sr 'top suspect' in prank call to Margaret Thatcher

George Bush Sr 'top suspect' in prank call to Margaret Thatcher

Texas - Nurses at Waco's Seedy Sinai Hospital where the former US President has been laid up with a bad chest since 23 November 'may face a Grand Jury' amid an official probe into prank calls to the former UK Prime Monster. Staff at London's Royal...
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Funny story: Disappointing Weather Shock

Disappointing Weather Shock

Our meterlogical corresspondent has let us all down this Christmas. The weather is getting better and the rivers are going down. We are having to rely on yesterday's pictures of floods and impassable roads. However you can turn to people being...
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Funny story: Jah-Who???????

Jah-Who???????

The ink has barely dried on James Arthur's contract and the nation is wondering how it is going to fill its Saturday nights until next September now that the X-Factor has finished (are we?). However, a much bigger question than that is troubling the nation's collective conscience (is it?) - or all those who didn't vote for him of course. What will happen to vertically challenged runner-up Jahmen...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert and Ke$ha Set To Go On The Gobs of Glitter Concert Tour

Adam Lambert and Ke$ha Set To Go On The Gobs of Glitter Concert Tour

LOS ANGELES - The two American singers who are known just about as much for their extensive use of glitter as they are for singing, Adam Lambert and Ke$ha have just made a musical announcement. Lambert informed the Hollywood press corps that he an...
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Funny story: All small arms banned world-wide with one exception

All small arms banned world-wide with one exception

Washington D.C. - By executive order, per the White House dot com news story section, all small arms are banned. TheSpoof.com reproduces the order here: "Small arms have been implicated in too many crimes. To many widdows. Too many sisters...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says The Ann Coulter Affair Rumor Is Not True

Rush Limbaugh Says The Ann Coulter Affair Rumor Is Not True

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh says that he does not appreciate hearing the rumor that he and GOP maven Ann Coulter are involved in a romantic affair. The radio political commentator told GOPicky Magazine that there is no way in hell he would ever...
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Funny story: NASA Admits Mars Rover Curiosity Was Site of Holiday Bash

NASA Admits Mars Rover Curiosity Was Site of Holiday Bash

It was a public relations disaster of intergalactic proportions as NASA had to use a huge chunk of its budget to clean up after the party and restore the scientific equipment on the rover back to normal status. Rumors of a party had been swirlin...
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Funny story: Americans Flee to Canada

Americans Flee to Canada

With the prospect of plunging off the fiscal cliff looming ever closer, a small trickle of Americans fleeing to Canada has increased into a somewhat larger trickle. Terrified at the prospect of an economic collapse and the end of life as we know i...
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Funny story: Did Stone Age Man Celebrate Christmas?

Did Stone Age Man Celebrate Christmas?

Archaeologists have recently made some astonishing discoveries which could change the way in which we view history. If confirmed, they would indicate that human beings were celebrating Christmas over 10,000 years ago. Historians generally believe tha...
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