Funny story: Cheap alcohol bin helps poorer drinkers

Cheap alcohol bin helps poorer drinkers

Plans to collect cheap beers, wines and spirits in a big bin were welcomed by poorer drinkers worried about Government proposals to increase minimum prices on units of alcohol. The big brewers and wine merchants have been wondering what to do with...
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Funny story: Heavy rain to bring more food

Heavy rain to bring more food

Food warnings remain in place for those parts of Britain where poor, starving people live in hope that it will rain a lot. Food suppliers from the Environment Agency are now using emergency measures whereby carrier bags of food are released from d...
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Funny story: Manhattan Suing Indian Tribe Over Hurricane Damage

Manhattan Suing Indian Tribe Over Hurricane Damage

Manhattan, NY - In a press conference held on Wednesday, Manhattan Mayor Michael Bloomberg, announced that the city's attorneys have filed a lawsuit against the Lenape Indian Tribe. The suit claims that when the original settlers bought the Island of...
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Funny story: Muddle-Minded Multimillionaire McAfee Mucks Up Murder Mystery In Middle America

Muddle-Minded Multimillionaire McAfee Mucks Up Murder Mystery In Middle America

McAfee, is one of the world's most used internet security websites. It is used to protect the computer user from computer viruses and other threats that can attack his machine while he is online. Also now famous is the web creator himself, John McAfe...
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Funny story: Fracking Hell! Oil Be Buggered!

Fracking Hell! Oil Be Buggered!

A new cheap and relatively simple form of energy is about to take the UK by storm. Called "fracking", it has been described as the equivalent of "pissing the poo stains off the fossil fuel urinal of Earth". Fracking involves inserting a hose into...
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Funny story: 9 Year-Old Girl Does 57 Back Flips on Trampoline in a Row

9 Year-Old Girl Does 57 Back Flips on Trampoline in a Row

Over the past weekend, little Suzy Jones of Springfield, Maryland received the best present she could ever imagine- a trampoline! After her parents finally let her open her trampoline she began bouncing up and down. She was giggling, smiling, and...
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Funny story: "Lincoln" May Become "Linkedincoln" for DVD Release in Naming Rights Deal

"Lincoln" May Become "Linkedincoln" for DVD Release in Naming Rights Deal

DreamWorks is in discussions to sell the naming rights to recently released "Lincoln" to LinkedIn for an undisclosed sum, and the new name will apply to DVD and BluRay releases of the Spielberg film reported insiders familiar with the deal. "LinkedI...
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Funny story: Tebow and Gronk Look Toward a New Year

Tebow and Gronk Look Toward a New Year

Tim Tebow may need to do more praying. Tyrannosaurus Rex Ryan has bypassed the good Christian soldier in favor of a third-string backup. This would be inconsequential if Tebow did not have more experience, leading a team a year ago to the playo...
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Funny story: New Austerity Cut-Back Announced!

New Austerity Cut-Back Announced!

The Prime Minister has announced yet another government austerity cut-back to Parliament today. From 1 January 2013 the names of virtually everyone in Britain will have to consist of no more than eighteen characters, including any space between each...
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Funny story: Frozen Butterball Turkey Revived By Cryogenic Scientist

Frozen Butterball Turkey Revived By Cryogenic Scientist

BILLINGSGATE POST: A scientist at a cryogenics lab in Florida reported that he successfully revived a 22 pound flash frozen Butterball turkey right before Thanksgiving. In the highly respected Scientific Journal of Cryogenics, Dr. Wilmot Scheemer de...
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Funny story: Dead Dutch skydiver was lost for days in Dutch mountains!

Dead Dutch skydiver was lost for days in Dutch mountains!

A Dutch skydiver (RIP) who fell out of the sky after his parachute failed to open was lost for days it seems. Nobody bothered to report he was missing because in Holland it is normal to jump out of the sky and not tell anybody that he might not have...
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Funny story: Parachute failed to open? There's an app for that

Parachute failed to open? There's an app for that

There are a wealth of Life Logging Apps that record your every waking thought, view and conversation. But what about Death Logging Apps? "There's a remarkable lack of death related apps," said App World! editor Mac Buck. "Stepping into this void i...
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Funny story: A Look At Australia's Astounding Talking Kangaroo

A Look At Australia's Astounding Talking Kangaroo

BRISBANE, Australia - The Kangaroo News Agency of Australia has just released a press bulletin. According to KNA reporter Tellaringo Waggaberra, an Australian kangaroo rancher, Chamberlain Cowbrewster owns what is being touted as the most astonish...
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Funny story: The World's Largest Swamp Discovered In New Mexico

The World's Largest Swamp Discovered In New Mexico

TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, New Mexico - A team of oil surveyors who were looking for a possible site for a pipe line which would bring oil from Mexico into the United States recently made an amazing discovery. The chief surveyor identified as Packwood...
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Funny story: Lamar Odom Says He May Seek A Divorce From Khloe Kardashian

Lamar Odom Says He May Seek A Divorce From Khloe Kardashian

BEVERLY HILLS - Lamar Odom the former Los Angeles Laker player, who now plays for the Los Angeles Clippers, has just said that he is sick and tired of playing second fiddle to his wife Khloe Kardashian's X-Factor gig. The 6-foot-10-inch Odom was h...
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