Funny story: Latest Bilderberg Conference Under Way

Latest Bilderberg Conference Under Way

The latest Bilderberg conference is under way at its orignal location is Coventry's Masonic Hall London. Attending as usual are the world's most powerful individuals including the Murdochs, the Clintons, the Blairs and Browns, Peter Mandelson, industrial magnates and armaments manufacturers from around the globe. Satan, looking younger than his thirty-four years and devilishly attractive as a...
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Funny story: Kirstie Alley's Cookbook Is Flying Off The Shelves

Kirstie Alley's Cookbook Is Flying Off The Shelves

LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley recently stated that she was so devastated at being eliminated from Dancing With The Stars a second time that she almost moved to Iceland. The former Cheers star said that the yo-yo weight gains and losses that she has...
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Funny story: My life as a man #36

My life as a man #36

Don we now our gay apparel There is a guy with whom I work who just recently "came out of the closet" and admitted that he was gay. Shit, I knew that, or suspected as much, when I met him; but it makes no difference to me any damned way. I suspected he was gay because he was never seen with any woman-anywhere-at any time; and women were forever throwing themselves at him without any effect a...
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Funny story: Secret files reveals WW2 plans to invade Hitler

Secret files reveals WW2 plans to invade Hitler

An exclusive Channel 7 documentary will this week reveal amazing secret plans from World War Two. During the conflict, Britain drew up a strategy for the invasion of Adolf Hitler, which unfortunately never came to fruition. Churchill was a firm advocate of the plans, which he believed would provide a suitable revenge for the devastation of Europe wrought by the evil German dictator. However, US...
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Funny story: Chelsea to appoint New Interim Manager

Chelsea to appoint New Interim Manager

After three games and only one goal Rafael Benítez has been sacked by Chelsea FC. This after a humiliating 3=1 loss to cross town rivals West Ham United. Already there are rumors as to who will take Benítez' place with several names doing the roun...
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Funny story: Harvard approves sex club

Harvard approves sex club

Harvard has approved a kinky sex club called the Harvard Munch. The club will be open to both men and women which has caused a bit of a stir. Previously the official sex clubs were men only. The club is based around the Fifty Shades books and tha...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney in attack on Santa Claus

Mitt Romney in attack on Santa Claus

Defeated Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has been accused of being something of a sore loser recently. First he claimed that Obama won the election due to giving gifts to Latino and African American voters. Even a man who had the Romney/Ryan logo...
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Funny story: Flintoff sets up bout with Harrison

Flintoff sets up bout with Harrison

Former England Cricket Captain and noted Pedalo pilot Andrew Flintoff came through his first bout as a professional boxer against Richard Dawson with a points victory. This was after Dawson had knocked Flintoff down in the second round. Dawson th...
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Funny story: WV anti-bullying law unfair to Evangelical, straight kids says pastor

WV anti-bullying law unfair to Evangelical, straight kids says pastor

CHARLESTON, West Virginia (ABSNN) - Jeremy Dys of The Family Policy Council told state legislators Friday that West Virginia's anti-bullying policy in its 55 county school districts "is unfair to evangelical students." "We have been forced by an u...
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Funny story: Fingle Christmas Night (Clives writing compo)

Fingle Christmas Night (Clives writing compo)

Mr and Mrs Fingle sat quietly in their lounge. The Christmas tree lights sparkled, filling the room with soft colours. The only sound that could be heard was the clicked click of Mrs Fingles knitting needles as they came together to create another pullover for Mr Fingle. "Nearly time Ethel" said Mr Fingle. "Yers, I know dear, but let's wait till the last minute" replied Mrs Fingle. "Are...
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Funny story: Leveson inquiry to be made into a major Hollywood film

Leveson inquiry to be made into a major Hollywood film

It's the document which defines recommendations for how the the UK press should be regulated in future. It's also long - running to a whopping four huge books. That's even longer than Lord of the Rings. Bert Hollywood of Dorking - producer of such...
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Funny story: Croatia Cancels Plans To Invade Japan

Croatia Cancels Plans To Invade Japan

ZAGREB, Croatia - The government of Croatia has just released a military news bulletin. The bulletin states that their planned invasion of Japan has been cancelled indefinitely. A spokesperson for the Croatian government identified as Kovlovin...
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Funny story: Homeland Security Top Secret Report Leaked about Holiday Food Shortages!

Homeland Security Top Secret Report Leaked about Holiday Food Shortages!

Special Report Homeland Security Preparedness Programs Involve Some Really Freaky Shit. HOMELAND SECURITY SECRET REPORT TOP SECRET The following is a speculative scenario intended to equip high level policymakers and planners with a sampling of potential circumstances with which any "game plan" for dealing with catastrophes due to unexpected international intrigue may have to contend, and...
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Funny story: The Most Disgusting Article ever Written!

The Most Disgusting Article ever Written!

Low Flush Toilet Causes Family to Have to Move With a planet that is covered with 70% water, our fearless leaders on Capitol Hill decided a while back to force upon us the innovation of the "low flush toilet" to conserve water consumption. Go figure being that the privileged hairy pimply asses on Capitol Hill all have access to high-capacity industrial strength toilets capable of flushing an in...
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Funny story: Darts Legend Eric Bristow Thrown Out Of The Jungle

Darts Legend Eric Bristow Thrown Out Of The Jungle

Former 80's darling of the dart board Eric Bristow has ended his stay in the jungle after viewers voted him out of ITV's seemingly never-ending 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!' Finishing a credible fourth, the former King of the oche was as b...
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Funny story: Super Powered Newcomers Vie For The Chance To Join Marvel Comics Avengers Team.

Super Powered Newcomers Vie For The Chance To Join Marvel Comics Avengers Team.

Marvel Comics Holds Audition For new Members To The Avengers; Many Rejected. Marvel Comics today announced which of the new rash of superheroes wishing to join the elite fighting force called the Avengers who were rejected. Sadly, there are always a number of aspiring young do-gooders who do not make the grade simply because their super power isn't super enough. Being a dynamic team whose succe...
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