There were 392 spoof news stories published in December 2012. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Celebrity New Year's Resolutions

Celebrity New Year's Resolutions

Well it's that time of the year again, when everyone in the free world makes their New Year's Resolutions. Experts on the subject report that a little over 27 percent of the individuals who make the resolutions actually end up keeping them; with most going by the wayside within the first two days of the new year. Last year one of the biggest resolutions was to stop eating so many carbs. Anot...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Demi Lovato Denies The CeCe Frey Lesbian Rumors

X-Factor's Demi Lovato Denies The CeCe Frey Lesbian Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - CeCe Frey will not have a shot at X-Factor's $5 million first prize since she will not be in next week's semi-finals. The native of Illinois, who wore her patented leopard print make up on her face and upper left thigh, was the first o...
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Funny story: First Leaked Topless Ultrasound Image of Future Monarch Published By Italian Magazine

First Leaked Topless Ultrasound Image of Future Monarch Published By Italian Magazine

An Italian magazine says it has no regrets after publishing nude photographs or Kate Middleton's unborn baby. The magazine "Il Surrendi" published images they claim are ultrasound photos of the future monarch "topless" and lounging around on his o...
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Funny story: Teenage Granddaughter's Tattoo Mars Christmas Festivities

Teenage Granddaughter's Tattoo Mars Christmas Festivities

72 year old Mary MCDonnell is dreading the Christmas holidays this year. For the first time in 19 years she finds no delight in decorating the tree, writing out Christmas cards and planning menus. It is a McDonnell family tradition that Mary's so...
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Funny story: Bearded Men Ban From Children's Play Areas Justified Claims Mayor

Bearded Men Ban From Children's Play Areas Justified Claims Mayor

A ban on all males sporting beards entering areas designated for children came into effect midnight yesterday in the small town of Queens near Seattle Washington State. The law, passed by Mayor Kate Policunti is aimed to deter child molesters and...
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Funny story: Ford Offers 'Ejection Seating' to Fix Recalled Escapes

Ford Offers 'Ejection Seating' to Fix Recalled Escapes

Dearborn, Michigan - It's been a rough road for the introduction of 2013 Ford Escape. First, the newly designed SUV was recalled because its gas pedal had a tendency to get stuck in the carpeting at awkward moments. Another recall was required for fl...
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Funny story: A List of The 10 Worst Christmas Toys For 2012

A List of The 10 Worst Christmas Toys For 2012

The Christmas season is fast approaching and merchants and retailers are already trying to figure out which toys will be this holiday season's best sellers. According to three of the biggest retail chains in the United States this year promises to be a banner year for such toys as Jake's Musical Pirate Ship, LeapPad 2 Explorer, Nerf Laser Tag Blasters, Lalaloopsy Silly Hair Star Doll - Harmony...
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Funny story: The World's Largest Landfill

The World's Largest Landfill

PHOENIX, Arizona - The state of Arizona has just announced plans to build what will be the largest landfill in the world. Arizona Governor Jan Brewer stated that the dump is being built on a 20 mile by 20 mile tract of land that is part of the fam...
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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Hates Her New Nickname

Kirstie Alley Hates Her New Nickname

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Since her appearance on Dancing With The Stars Kirstie Alley has stated that she very rarely goes out of her house; except to go to her backyard and water her prized petunias. Alley who has a proclivity for gaining 100 pounds, lo...
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Funny story: John Mayer To Break Up With Katy Perry?

John Mayer To Break Up With Katy Perry?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that the word on the streets of West Holly, as former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger refers to it, is that John "The Player" Mayer, 34, will soon be dumping 28-year-old Katy Perry. The couple who have la...
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Funny story: A Look At Australia's Astounding Talking Kangaroo

A Look At Australia's Astounding Talking Kangaroo

BRISBANE, Australia - The Kangaroo News Agency of Australia has just released a press bulletin. According to KNA reporter Tellaringo Waggaberra, an Australian kangaroo rancher, Chamberlain Cowbrewster owns what is being touted as the most astonish...
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Funny story: Mr. Fiscal Cliff Vows to Change His Name in 2013

Mr. Fiscal Cliff Vows to Change His Name in 2013

The 34-year-old held a press conference in Grand Central Station in NYC yesterday to let the world know of his plans. Awaiting the start of the press conference, the crowd was entertained by the dulcet tones of the late Johnny Cash singing "A Bo...
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Funny story: A List of Christmas Television Specials For 2012

A List of Christmas Television Specials For 2012

Every Christmas season the various television networks dish out their banquet of Christmas-themed specials. Some of the all-time favorite annual Christmas shows of years gone by included those by Andy Williams, Perry Como, Bob Hope, and The Three Stooges. Back in the 60s and 70s most of the television holiday sets consisted of some Christmas trees, some lights, Christmas ornaments, tons of...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Says Simon Cowell Broke Her Heart and She Wants $2.3 Million

Cheryl Cole Says Simon Cowell Broke Her Heart and She Wants $2.3 Million

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole was back in the City of Angels and she is as mad as a She-Devil. The British singer was one of the original judges on Simon Cowell's American version of the X-Factor. But she was fired after a few shows due to the fact...
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Funny story: Hank Williams Jr., To Release A Gay And Lesbian Album

Hank Williams Jr., To Release A Gay And Lesbian Album

NASHVILLE - Hank Williams Jr., says that he did not mean to offend gays and lesbians when he said that there are no gays and lesbians on farms, ranches, and out in the backwoods. Hank Jr., who was nicknamed Bocephus by his father the legendary cou...
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Funny story: Mike Tyson is not becoming a transsexual; he's just feeling his feminine side!

Mike Tyson is not becoming a transsexual; he's just feeling his feminine side!

An African spoof site has reported that ex-boxer, ear biter and general ex-hooligan, Mike Tyson, is undergoing a sex-change operation! Well this spoof site can reveal that it is just not true because Mike is just feeling his feminine side right now a...
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Funny story: Was suicided Enron executive the original 'Fiscal Cliff'?

Was suicided Enron executive the original 'Fiscal Cliff'?

Sugar Land, Texas - There are new moves this weekend to exhume the remains of former Enron wiz kid J Clifford 'Cliff' Baxter who died in a reported two-bullet/rat shot 'suicide' at a Sugar Land car lot in 2002. Lawyers acting for a Texas coroner's...
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Funny story: My life as a man #37

My life as a man #37

Another day, another opportunity to fall on my ass! A gal I've known since grade school called me this afternoon to ask if I'd like to get together for lunch tomorrow, to talk about the old days.... OK, before I begin, if you've not read any of my other stories, you may be unaware that no woman I have ever known EVER calls me to ask me to go to lunch, to talk about old times with her, or any...
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Funny story: Marijuana Filled Footballs To Be Tossed Over The Border Fence

Marijuana Filled Footballs To Be Tossed Over The Border Fence

NOGALES, Mexico - The ad in The Nogales Daily News stated that Señor (NAME DELETED BY EDITOR) was looking for some young men who can toss a football like Eli Manning of the New York Giants and who can catch it like Jay Witten of the Dallas Cowboys.
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Funny story: Sofia Vergara To Appear in The 2013 All-Nude Mayan Apocalypse Calendar

Sofia Vergara To Appear in The 2013 All-Nude Mayan Apocalypse Calendar

VENICE BEACH, California - The star of the hit sit-com Modern Family, Sofia Vergara was having lunch at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Venice Beach when she received a phone call. The caller was Axton P. Zipplecross, Jr, who is the owner and...
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Funny story: Mike Tyson Has Secret Reverse Sex Change Operation And Is Now A Man Again

Mike Tyson Has Secret Reverse Sex Change Operation And Is Now A Man Again

After reports from African media outlets that former undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World Mike Tyson had undergone a sex change operation to become a woman the former bruiser has undergone a further operation reversing the first operation an...
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Funny story: WBC fight card 'Twin Bill' features Twins' womb fight

WBC fight card 'Twin Bill' features Twins' womb fight

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (ABSNN Sports) - The World Boxing Council has the entire sporting world agog at the news that Caesar's Palace will host the very first WBC Championship fight between two unknown, and as yet, unnamed twins in their mother's womb! Th...
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Funny story: Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Deny They Lip Sync on The Vampire Diaries

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Deny They Lip Sync on The Vampire Diaries

LOS ANGELES - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev, the stars of The Vampire Diaries, which is set in the fictitious town of Mystic Falls, Virginia are pretty upset with an article that appeared in the supermarket tabloid Just Saying. Somerhalder who s...
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Funny story: Santa Is No Longer Making a List and Checking It Twice

Santa Is No Longer Making a List and Checking It Twice

But don't take that to mean you should be naughty instead of nice. Spoof reporter Gail Farrelly did an email interview with Santa Claus and found out that there IS still a Naughty-or-Nice List (NNList) at the North Pole, but Santa no longer prep...
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Funny story: Bloomberg Confuses Gun Rights With Gay Rights & Blows His Brains Out

Bloomberg Confuses Gun Rights With Gay Rights & Blows His Brains Out

New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg was released from Bellevue Hospital today after being treated for what's being called "a firearm mishap." It appears that the mayor mistook a pistol for a penis and discharged the gun into his cranium. Who will...
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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Begs Magic Johnson For Advice

Kobe Bryant Begs Magic Johnson For Advice

LOS ANGELES - This past summer, on paper at least, the Los Angeles Lakers were supposed to have been sitting at 22-0 right now, but instead they hold a below .500 record of 9-13. And Kobe Bean Bryant, the star of the Lakers, and according to him,...
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Funny story: British Lords Promise Enquiry Into Child Porn

British Lords Promise Enquiry Into Child Porn

The British House of Lords have promised a full and complete investigation into the availability of child pornography within the United Kingdom. Lord Cock of Dumbshire announced "It is simply appalling. It is totally unacceptable. I find is simpl...
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Funny story: Hot Air Balloonist's Dream Is To Fly To The Moon In His Balloon

Hot Air Balloonist's Dream Is To Fly To The Moon In His Balloon

POCATELLO, Idaho - Dontavian "Buzz" Buttonbocker, 53, says that ever since he was in grade school he has always been fascinated with hot air balloons. The Pocatello native actually built his first hot air balloon at the age of 9. He said that it w...
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Funny story: The Highlights of 2012

The Highlights of 2012

Every year, going back to the beginning of time, has had its highlights and even its lowlights. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Senior Reporter Pico de Gallo has poured over hundreds of stories which appeared in 2012, in such celebrity publications and entertainment news programs as Bedroom Pillow Talk, iRumors, Hollywood Innuendo, The Tinsel Town Times Tribune, The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle, and T...
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Funny story: Uneaten Yogurt Mourned

Uneaten Yogurt Mourned

An unopened yogurt quietly expired last night after spending several days lodged between a shriveled tomato and a jar of mayonnaise in a Florida mans refrigerator. The yogurt, purchased in mid November, was survived by a can of diet coke and a blo...
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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Finally Files For Divorce From Demi "The Cougar" Moore

Ashton Kutcher Finally Files For Divorce From Demi "The Cougar" Moore

MARINA DEL REY - After waiting and hoping that his wife would make the first move and file for divorce, Ashton Kutcher, 34, has gone ahead and filed for divorce from Demi Moore, 50, after waiting patiently for one whole year. The star of Two and A...
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Funny story: Why Is Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Dodging Questions About Benghazi?

Why Is Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Dodging Questions About Benghazi?

Why is Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, dodging questions about the 9/11 attacks in Benghazi? First she claimed to have picked up some sort of vague virus during her 24/7 international travels for the last four years and was supposed to be resti...
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Funny story: Mayans Revise Doomsday Prediction: Now Jan 21, 2013

Mayans Revise Doomsday Prediction: Now Jan 21, 2013

BILLINGSGATE POST: The ancient Mayans only surviving doomsday predictor gave the world a brief reprieve today when High Chief Hokum announced from his office in the Yucatan that due to a conflict with the Gregorian Calendar, the end of the world has...
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Funny story: Sales of Pippa Middleton's Tell All Book Go Through The Roof

Sales of Pippa Middleton's Tell All Book Go Through The Roof

CHICAGO - A spokesperson for The Fig Leaf Bookstore, which is one of the nation's largest, has stated that Pippa Middleton's new tell-all book, titled Pippa's Royal Rumblings is literally flying off the bookshelves. The book which Len Goodman, Bar...
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Funny story: Monkey Found in Ikea Parking Lot Is Toronto Entrepreneur

Monkey Found in Ikea Parking Lot Is Toronto Entrepreneur

This was monkey business, with a capital B. Turns out Darwin (yep, that's the monkey's name), who was wearing a shearling coat as he roamed the parking lot, was doing some modeling for his clothing business, which -- you guessed it -- manufactur...
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Funny story: Alabama Man to Carry First Rape-Baby

Alabama Man to Carry First Rape-Baby

Birmingham, AL - An Alabama man will be the first in the country to have a fetus which had been conceived through a legitimate rape, implanted into the wall of his stomach lining, saving the fetus from being aborted. He has been the only such man to...
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Funny story: Scientists on the verge of making time travel possible

Scientists on the verge of making time travel possible

The scientists of Fortune Research Center, after 7 years of intense study,have finally achieved the understanding of the physical-dynamics of time. This study is part of creating a perfectly functioning time-manipulating machine. Dr.Alan Spencer,...
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Funny story: The Madonna - Rihanna Feud Is Getting Ugly

The Madonna - Rihanna Feud Is Getting Ugly

BROOKLYN - Madonna, 54, was spotted sitting at a table at The Plastered Platypus Lounge with her son, er boy-toy, Brahim Zaibat, 25. She was wearing dark glasses which was unusual since the PP is a very dimly lit establishment. A source close t...
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Funny story: Olivia Black fired by 'Pawn Stars' shop causes surprise

Olivia Black fired by 'Pawn Stars' shop causes surprise

People in the public were surprised to hear that Olivia Black was fired by a pawn shop after racy photos of her surfaced online. 'Pawn Stars' shop runs a reality television show on the History Channel. Olivia Black's employment record for '...
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Funny story: The World's Largest Swamp Discovered In New Mexico

The World's Largest Swamp Discovered In New Mexico

TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, New Mexico - A team of oil surveyors who were looking for a possible site for a pipe line which would bring oil from Mexico into the United States recently made an amazing discovery. The chief surveyor identified as Packwood...
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Funny story: Voyager Spacecraft Returns

Voyager Spacecraft Returns

Scientists all over the world are trying to explain the sudden appearance of the Voyager spacecraft, orbiting the moon. NASA and other space agencies are scrambling to find a logical explanation, while UFOlogists have stepped forward to explain ti al...
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Refutes The Claim He Dated Bristol Palin

Rob Pattinson Refutes The Claim He Dated Bristol Palin

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of the Twilight Series movies, Rob Pattinson has stated emphatically that he never dated Bristol "The Pistol" Palin as Joy Behar of The View has suggested. RPattz said that if he were to sit down and make out a list of fe...
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Funny story: Gun Lobby says Grade Schoolers Must be Armed for Their Own Protection

Gun Lobby says Grade Schoolers Must be Armed for Their Own Protection

Pro-gun association CEO, and Nobel Peace Prize nominee wannabe, Gunther "Gunn" Bullet, issued a special Saturday night announcement that his organization will lobby Congress on Monday, urging lawmakers to fund the development, production, and nationw...
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Funny story: NASA Admits Mars Rover Curiosity Was Site of Holiday Bash

NASA Admits Mars Rover Curiosity Was Site of Holiday Bash

It was a public relations disaster of intergalactic proportions as NASA had to use a huge chunk of its budget to clean up after the party and restore the scientific equipment on the rover back to normal status. Rumors of a party had been swirlin...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin and Russell Brand's PDA At The La Brea Tar Pits

Kate Gosselin and Russell Brand's PDA At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA, California - Kate Gosselin and Russell Brand, who broke up in August of 2011, were seen walking hand-in-hand at the famed La Brea Tar Pits. According to several eyewitnesses, Kate was wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers jersey, Daisy Duke short...
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Funny story: Santa Claus on a maternity leave

Santa Claus on a maternity leave

Just two weeks before Christmas, the festival of joy and happiness, we at The-spoof headquarters have received a very distressful letter from our beloved Santa Claus. On the fateful day of December, the 8th, an elf wearing green woolen clothing an...
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Funny story: Gay rights activists demand gay boycott of Christmas until a gay Father Christmas is accepted!

Gay rights activists demand gay boycott of Christmas until a gay Father Christmas is accepted!

Just before the festive period begins gay activists are calling for a Christmas boycott because they feel as though the world is discrminating against them by not allowing a gay Father Christmas to deliver the presents. US Gay activist, Scarlet Pi...
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Funny story: Croatia Cancels Plans To Invade Japan

Croatia Cancels Plans To Invade Japan

ZAGREB, Croatia - The government of Croatia has just released a military news bulletin. The bulletin states that their planned invasion of Japan has been cancelled indefinitely. A spokesperson for the Croatian government identified as Kovlovin...
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Funny story: Christmas Gifts For Hollywood Celebrities

Christmas Gifts For Hollywood Celebrities

One thing that can be said about famous celebrities is that they pretty much have everything they've ever needed or ever wanted. With the money they make on songs, movies, television, books, comedy performances, and commercials they could practically all retire and never have to pick up a guitar, a script, or a microphone ever again. But of course, like 97.3 percent of them say it is not abo...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift: I Am No Yoko Ono!

Taylor Swift: I Am No Yoko Ono!

NEW ORLEANS - Taylor Swift took a quick trip down to the city known as The Big Easy to pick up some of her favorite food, Chicken Gumbo A La Creole. Taylor has said that she has eaten Chicken Gumbo A La Creole in Milwaukee, Montpelier, and Minneap...
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Funny story: Poll Reveals most Annoying Thing About Christmas Is Those Family Christmas Cards, You Know The Ones, Irritating As Crap "From Our Family To Yours'

Poll Reveals most Annoying Thing About Christmas Is Those Family Christmas Cards, You Know The Ones, Irritating As Crap "From Our Family To Yours'

A recent poll conducted by this writer has revealed that one of the most annoying, cringe worthy and irritating things about Christmas are those shit family Christmas cards you get from relatives and friends, depicting them and their kids dressed up...
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Funny story: 12/12/12 Sandy Relief Concert 'freaking out CIA numerologists'

12/12/12 Sandy Relief Concert 'freaking out CIA numerologists'

New York - A famous Manhattan concert venue featured as a post-apocalyptic 'Obamascare' assisted suicide facility in the 1973 movie Soylent Green is at the core of a major paranormal scare this weekend. FEMA officials reviewing post-Superstorm San...
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Funny story: Rihanna and Chris Brown To Tie The Knot

Rihanna and Chris Brown To Tie The Knot

MANHATTAN - In a move that has to go down as one of the most unbelievable of the year, Rihanna has just announced that she and her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown will be getting married on January 1, 2013. Brown who used the Barbadian beauty as a punchi...
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Funny story: WV anti-bullying law unfair to Evangelical, straight kids says pastor

WV anti-bullying law unfair to Evangelical, straight kids says pastor

CHARLESTON, West Virginia (ABSNN) - Jeremy Dys of The Family Policy Council told state legislators Friday that West Virginia's anti-bullying policy in its 55 county school districts "is unfair to evangelical students." "We have been forced by an u...
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Funny story: Bogus war hero sentenced to 30 days

Bogus war hero sentenced to 30 days

A man who embellished his military record to appear as a highly-decorated war hero has been sentenced to 30 days in federal prison, authorities said. Paul Haslam, 45, of San Diego, was convicted of altering a military or naval discharge certificat...
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Funny story: The Ellen DeGeneres - Portia de Rossi Marriage Has Hit Shaky Ground

The Ellen DeGeneres - Portia de Rossi Marriage Has Hit Shaky Ground

BEVERLY HILLS - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that there appears to be some unhappy rumblings in the Ellen and Portia DeGeneres marital household. A source close to the talk show host stated that a neighbor recently reported hearing some rathe...
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Funny story: Dubya's Paraguay gas field bombs

Dubya's Paraguay gas field bombs

Chaco, Paraguay - Ownership deeds to almost 100,000 gas-rich acres purchased by George W Bush as part of a retirement nest egg have been scrambled by Paraguay Justice Ministry officials after a lengthy land grab fraud probe. The former US Presiden...
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Funny story: Hugh Hefner, 86, Says He Thinks He's Getting Married

Hugh Hefner, 86, Says He Thinks He's Getting Married

HOLMBY HILLS, California - The Playboy Mansion will soon have a happily married woman residing as its "First Lady." Hugh Hefner, the 86-year-old Playboy Empire mogul has just announced that the wedding between him and Playboy bunny, Crystal Harris...
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Funny story: Pope Tweets About Extended Vacation Beginning 20 December 2012 Fueling Rumors That He "Knows Something"

Pope Tweets About Extended Vacation Beginning 20 December 2012 Fueling Rumors That He "Knows Something"

Anxious twitter users who follow the Pope were today frantically re-tweeting his latest tweet in which the Pontiff declared "Won't be around much next week, heading for a nice getaway next Thursday, touch wood will be back tweeting Saturday....."...
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Funny story: NASCAR To Merge With Professional Wrestling

NASCAR To Merge With Professional Wrestling

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - High ranking officials with NASCAR recently got together with some high ranking professional wrestling officials at a Captain Cluckity Cluck Clucks Chicken Shack in Charlotte. They discussed the possibility of the two f...
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Funny story: Permanently Sexually Aroused Man Advised To Visit Georgia

Permanently Sexually Aroused Man Advised To Visit Georgia

A man recently profiled in the media about his rare sexual disorder - a condition that caused him to be continuously sexually aroused - has been advised by experts to spend a few days in the US State of Georgia. Graham Cooper, 39, has struggled wi...
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Funny story: Spike Lee protests 110 occurrences of N-word in film while most whites believe it's no big whoop

Spike Lee protests 110 occurrences of N-word in film while most whites believe it's no big whoop

HARFOLD, Vt. - Film producer Spike Lee has decided to boycott Quentin Tarantino's new film Django Unchained because the film uses the N-word 110 times. Students at Harfold State College, 99.9% of them white as snow, feel that 110 occurrences in a...
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Funny story: Katy Perry Says The Highly Erotic Photos of Her Were Meant For John Mayer Only

Katy Perry Says The Highly Erotic Photos of Her Were Meant For John Mayer Only

RENO, Nevada - Katy Perry was visiting an old friend in Reno when she was asked about the recent erotic photos that have been posted on the Internet. Perry looked at the snapshots and was taken aback. She said that her boyfriend, John "The Player"...
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Funny story: North Korea Fires A Missile and Hits One Of Her Shopping Malls

North Korea Fires A Missile and Hits One Of Her Shopping Malls

TONG CHANG-RI, North Korea - The regime of Kim Jong Un defiantly fired off one of their missiles and the one stage rocket malfunctioned landing in The Yum Yum Shopping Mall in the capital city of Pyongyang. A spokesperson for the North Korean gove...
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Funny story: Santa's Workshop To Be Shut Down!

Santa's Workshop To Be Shut Down!

The United Nations has taken steps to shut down Santa's workshop. A top-secret investigation has revealed that Santa Claus does not employ elves to make toys. In fact, the labor is provided by children. United Nations spokesman Felix Navidad st...
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Funny story: Fox Moving Into The Education-Oriented Cartoon World

Fox Moving Into The Education-Oriented Cartoon World

NEW YORK CITY - In a move that top executives said should have been done years ago, Fox Television has decided to move into the educational realm of cartoon shows. Television Director of Cartooning Panola "Kitty" Frinkfoyer, 43, has issued a direc...
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Funny story: Anti Porn group make their own Movies

Anti Porn group make their own Movies

A group in California have started to make what they are calling Anti Porn movies featuring scenarios that are common to adult movies but that end up in wholesome activities. The films are being distributed via a website and at the moment there...
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Funny story: Lamar Odom Says He May Seek A Divorce From Khloe Kardashian

Lamar Odom Says He May Seek A Divorce From Khloe Kardashian

BEVERLY HILLS - Lamar Odom the former Los Angeles Laker player, who now plays for the Los Angeles Clippers, has just said that he is sick and tired of playing second fiddle to his wife Khloe Kardashian's X-Factor gig. The 6-foot-10-inch Odom was h...
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Funny story: Things in Egypt Looking Very Ugly Says Recently Returned Visitor From Cairo

Things in Egypt Looking Very Ugly Says Recently Returned Visitor From Cairo

A Florida man, recently returned from a vacation to Egypt, says that things in Egypt, and especially in the capital city Cairo, are looking "ugly". Dave Capeshdi from Palm Beach county claims he was shocked at some of the things he saw on the stre...
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Funny story: The Real Reason The Dallas Mavericks Waived Derek Fisher

The Real Reason The Dallas Mavericks Waived Derek Fisher

DALLAS - Derek Fisher, who has five NBA Championship rings, has been waived by the Dallas Mavericks. The 38-year-old veteran was apparently told by team owner Mark "Money Boy" Cuban that a deal was in the works where he was going to be traded to t...
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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo and Bob Dylan Record A Christmas Song

Honey Boo Boo and Bob Dylan Record A Christmas Song

LOS ANGELES - A representative for Bob Dylan has just announced that the 71-year-old folk singer has just recorded a Christmas song with the star of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Alana Thompson, 7. Dylan's rep told Music Moments Magazine that he was f...
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Funny story: Putin and Obama discuss Mayan Prophecy

Putin and Obama discuss Mayan Prophecy

Details of the first phone convocation between Russian President Vladimir Putin and US President Barack Obama since the recent US election have emerged. The pair spoke about Syria and the opposing view that they hold on what President Assad is do...
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Funny story: Ordinary People: Boston Celtics Need Pachelbel's Canon in D

Ordinary People: Boston Celtics Need Pachelbel's Canon in D

The Boston Celtics are becoming a version of the old family tale, Ordinary People. You may not have cued the music for Pachelbel's Canon in D, but the Celtics seem to need a conductor for 'D' this season. In Robert Redford's old movie, the film...
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Funny story: Johnny Depp and Kristen Stewart To Star In the X-Rated Movie, The Landing Strip

Johnny Depp and Kristen Stewart To Star In the X-Rated Movie, The Landing Strip

HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with G-Spot Pictures has just announced that production will soon begin on a new Johnny Depp - Kristen Stewart motion picture. The erotically romantic movie titled The Landing Strip is based on the book b...
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Funny story: Bill Gates' Awesome Christmas Gift For His Wife

Bill Gates' Awesome Christmas Gift For His Wife

SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - A few weeks ago Bill Gates, 57, visited the town of Sheboygan which is situated on Lake Michigan. Gates traveled to the Wisconsin city to see about purchasing the famous lake which is one of the five famous Great Lakes. T...
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Funny story: 'Frankenchrist' band the Dead Kennedys to record Kate baby tribute song

'Frankenchrist' band the Dead Kennedys to record Kate baby tribute song

California - San Francisco hardcore punk rockers the Dead Kennedys have been commissioned by a British label to record a Christmas special. 'All Hail Our Fetus Overlord' is to be released as a single with the B-side featuring the band's October 20...
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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Throws His Laker Teammates Under The Bus

Kobe Bryant Throws His Laker Teammates Under The Bus

LOS ANGELES - Well once again the prima donna personality of Kobe Bean Bryant has shown through as brightly as the sun's rays on a high noon July day in the middle of the Mojave Desert. Bryant's Lakers, as they are referred to by Jack Nicholson, A...
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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Says She Misses Being On American Idol

Jennifer Lopez Says She Misses Being On American Idol

CHICAGO - Jennifer Lopez was in town visiting one of Chicago's most famous residents Oprah Winfrey. Lopez, says that things with her boy-toy Casper Smart, who is 18 years younger than her, are going along great even though he cannot name the four...
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Funny story: Drunk Santa explodes at VFW Hall in Iowa

Drunk Santa explodes at VFW Hall in Iowa

COWPATH, Iowa (ABSNN) - An "apparently" booze filled, 87-year-old WWII veteran playing Santa, exploded Sunday afternoon, killing himself, and injuring 27 men and women who were waiting in line to have their pictures taken in his lap. According to on...
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Funny story: New family movie "Whore" is rated R

New family movie "Whore" is rated R

Walt Disney Studios has released its new movie "WHORE" and kids are not allowed to watch it. The movie has a lot of dirty and uncensored scenes. The show also contains a lot of bad words and racist language. Apparently the Disney official movie p...
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Funny story: Near-sighted dolphin mistakes child for Honey Boo Boo and bites her!

Near-sighted dolphin mistakes child for Honey Boo Boo and bites her!

ORLANDO, Florida (ABSNN) - A dolphin named Sally bit a child who was feeding her in a tank at Orlando's Sea World Sunday. Police immediately arrested the dolphin who told them, "I'm so sorry! I'm so near-sighted, I thought the little girl was Honey...
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Funny story: Bruce Jenner Talking The Big "D"

Bruce Jenner Talking The Big "D"

HOLLYWOOD - Stating that he has put up with way more BS than what 99.7 percent of American males would, Bruce Jenner has reportedly contacted famed L.A. attorney Ginger Allred about getting a divorce from Queen Kris of The House of Kardashian. The...
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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez To Replace L.A. Reid On X-Factor

Jennifer Lopez To Replace L.A. Reid On X-Factor

LOS ANGELES - An inside source at X-Factor has just stated that L.A. Reid will not be returning as one of the four judges on Simon Cowell's show. Apparently Reid's smug attitude did not sit too well with the man known as The Count of Criticism.
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Funny story: Man sues himself for being ugly

Man sues himself for being ugly

Milan, Italy-an Italian man, Terrano Boorge wants to sue himself for being so ugly. On January 11, he plans to take himself to court by force and hire a lawyer. He stated that everyday he falls sick when he looks into the mirror and sometimes fai...
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Funny story: Sir Cliff Richard Extremely Anxious After Misreading Headlines

Sir Cliff Richard Extremely Anxious After Misreading Headlines

The Dorian Grey of pop, Sir Cliff Richard, was being comforted by friends today after he mistakenly misread news headlines emanating from the United States. The bronzed singer was said to have been shaken. The drama unfolded at around noon local...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Responds To The Fat Comments

Lady Gaga Responds To The Fat Comments

DETROIT - Lady Gaga was sitting backstage in her dressing room after just having performed at The Carburetor Coliseum. She was asked about the fact that the venue had not been sold out and if that concerned her. The New York native put down her...
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Funny story: Sales of Cookies and Snacks Sky Rocket in Washington State But Confusion Leaves One Dead In Washington DC

Sales of Cookies and Snacks Sky Rocket in Washington State But Confusion Leaves One Dead In Washington DC

Stores across the State of Washington are reporting massive increases in the sale of cookies, potato chips, small cakes, pastries and ice cream with some grocery stores running out of supplies early this morning. Possession of up to an ounce of ma...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Loves Tim Urban's Song Parody of Her

Taylor Swift Loves Tim Urban's Song Parody of Her

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift has been a very busy girl these past few months and that's just trying to keep the guys in her life straight (no pun intended). Swift, who is noted for writing hit songs about ex-boyfriends, was asked by Calcutta Cotton wi...
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Funny story: Big glasses make wine taste better

Big glasses make wine taste better

If you want your wine to taste nice it's best to wear a big pair of glasses rather than a small monocle or nothing at all. Researchers at Spexarus University got hundreds of volunteers to wear different sizes of spectacles when tasting a range of...
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Funny story: X-Factor Shocker: Emblem 3 Is Eliminated

X-Factor Shocker: Emblem 3 Is Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the music mogul with the golden touch really and truly believed that his boy group Emblem 3, was going to be the 2012 X-Factor winner. But he received the shock of his life when they were eliminated on the semi-finals res...
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Funny story: New England Patriots at the Brink of the Last Syllable

New England Patriots at the Brink of the Last Syllable

A little rain fell on the Patriots Place parade in Foxboro in December. The Patriots buzz-saw ran into a woody knot. As in the song, the little San Francisco cable-car went halfway to the stars, but went all the way to Tom Brady's ability to pu...
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Funny story: All's Fair in Tugs of War When Kevin Garnett Suits Up

All's Fair in Tugs of War When Kevin Garnett Suits Up

Who wears short shorts indeed! In the manly NBA where shorts hang below the knees and above the belt, there cannot possibly be any hangers-on in the fashion spread. That is, until Sunday when Gerald Wallace and Kevin Garnett found themselves jocke...
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Funny story: Christmas in Brooklyn

Christmas in Brooklyn

Not a creature was stirring with the Celtics on this holiday. They were afraid that the fat cats of the NBA would catch them and make a mouse meal of the tiny and shy creatures that life on the precipice of the salary cap. Yes, the once mighty mic...
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Funny story: Born To Spoof: Home For The Holidays - A Christmas Tale

Born To Spoof: Home For The Holidays - A Christmas Tale

No 3 stirred in her hammock. She would have slept all day she thought, but JLF was restless and kept shifting underneath her beautiful naked clone body. "Bloody hell, can't a girl get some sleep? We've done this nearly 10 times now, how many more will it take?" she asked. "Until we get it right of course," said JLF, "I didn't buy this expensive snorkling equipment for nothing you know."...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Talk About The Marriage Rumors

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Talk About The Marriage Rumors

SAN FRANCISCO - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder traveled to the City By The Bay to attend a concert by Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz. The sold out concert was held at The Veni, Vedi, Vici Coliseum. Afterwa...
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Funny story: Fix it man kidnapped and forced to fix things

Fix it man kidnapped and forced to fix things

A handyman from California who went missing six months ago has told police that he was taken hostage and forced to do odd jobs around a large house. Gordon Bucket said that after being hired to fix a leaking tap at the Playboy Mansion in Holmby Hi...
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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's Amazing Comment About The Santa Ana Winds

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's Amazing Comment About The Santa Ana Winds

PHOENIX - Many people believe that Arizona governor Jan Brewer has finally gone off the deep end. The woman who has banned tacos, tortillas, and tamales in her state recently appeared on The View and made an astounding comment. She stated to Jo...
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Funny story: Jason Trawick To End His Engagement To Fianceé Britney Spears

Jason Trawick To End His Engagement To Fianceé Britney Spears

REDONDO BEACH, California - Jason Trawick went to Redondo Beach to purchase a High Wave brand surfboard just like the ones that were featured in all of the Frankie Avalon - Annette Funicello beach movies of the 60s. As he shopped at the Sir Surfbo...
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Funny story: Kat Von D Gets Seven Jesse James Tattoos Removed

Kat Von D Gets Seven Jesse James Tattoos Removed

SAN FRANCISCO - Kat Von D, who is one of the most tattooed women in America, has just had seven of the ink markings removed. Von D, who dumped her fiancé "Messy" Jesse James after she found out he had been unfaithful with 20 different women, said...
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Funny story: 2012 Bad Sex Award Winners Announced

2012 Bad Sex Award Winners Announced

The 2012 Bad Sex Awards have been held in Margate. The awards honour the very worst attempts at eroticism in literature. The winners must have produced truly toe-curling passages of lust - and not in a good way. In third place was a Japanese novel by Fukushita Kanishagi translated into English, called "Mr Roboto's Sexy Fun Time". It is a futuristic love story about a toilet cleaning robot who f...
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