Funny story: Cheese singles have very little cheese in them

Cheese singles have very little cheese in them

Cheese Singles, those flat yellow rectangles of vaguely cheese tasting material are not, as advertised, cheese. "After careful analysis of melting patterns under a hot grill," said professor of cheese, Adam Gouda, "we have concluded that, at best,...
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Funny story: Top 10 Differences Between Barack Obama And Mitt Romney

Top 10 Differences Between Barack Obama And Mitt Romney

BILLINGSGATE POST - Dr. Billingsgate's painstaking comparative review of the bio's of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney: 1. Vital Statistics: Willard Mitt Romney was born March 12, 1947 in Detroit, Michigan with a silver spoon in his mouth. Barack Obama was born August 4, 1961 in Honolulu, Kenya with a bone protruding from his lower lip. 2. Nicknames: Willard "The Rat" Romney and Barack "B...
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Funny story: Nightsticks vs Vibrators: NYPD Cracks Down on Dildo Dealers

Nightsticks vs Vibrators: NYPD Cracks Down on Dildo Dealers

New York - A mixed squad of undercover and uniformed police has broken up "a sex ring" that was attempting to distribute "vibrating devices" in "broad daylight" at locations in Rockefeller Center and the Meatpacking District. The disrupted giveawa...
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Funny story: 'Who Told You I Am Bill Clinton's Daughter?' Kristen Stewart livid at rumor mill

'Who Told You I Am Bill Clinton's Daughter?' Kristen Stewart livid at rumor mill

Los Angeles - A celebwatch site is sticking to its guns today after posting 'conclusive evidence' of the former President's paternity of Twilight Saga actress Kristen Stewart. Some hysterical squabs - er...historical swabs! - which vanished myster...
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Funny story: Sheikh your booty

Sheikh your booty

London, England. Athletes at the 30th Games of the Modern Olympiad have been made to sign confidentiality agreements to hide the enormous amount of jewellery sold to them by Sheikh Mohammed Azawajib, a wealthy Arab oil magnate. The generous Sheikh al...
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Funny story: Bringing On the 'New' Teams (England and Orleans)

Bringing On the 'New' Teams (England and Orleans)

The New England Patriots have now met the enemy-and they invited the antagonists for a tea party this week. Yes, the New Orleans Saints have come north to sample the hospitality of Foxboro in the dog days of August. The two teams will hold...
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Funny story: Palace slams 'Queen Has Parkinsons' rumor, says she's 'naturally po-faced'

Palace slams 'Queen Has Parkinsons' rumor, says she's 'naturally po-faced'

London - That deadpan expression at the Olympic Opening Ceremony was likened to a battery acid smile crafted by morticians for the Old Queen Mum's trip to the crem. Worried US commentators such as ABC anchor Barbara Walters put it more kindly, rem...
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Funny story: Aussies Bemoan Dismal Olympic Showing

Aussies Bemoan Dismal Olympic Showing

Aussies, for whom sport is bigger than Jesus Christ and Dame Edna Everidge, are distraught as Team Australia has failed to deliver the gold medals they craved and expected from London 2012. They have endured seeing the 'mother country', Britain, e...
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Funny story: Scotland Wants Own Olympic Team

Scotland Wants Own Olympic Team

Scotland's outspoken and opinionated First Minister, Alex Salmond, has courted controversy by insisting Scotland will field its own Olympic team at the 2016 Rio Games. Salmond, who is convinced Scotland will have departed the UK by 2016, has insis...
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Funny story: Randy Travis - Arrested Again!

Randy Travis - Arrested Again!

GRAYSON COUNTY, Texas - It appears that country singer Randy Travis not only sings down and out country music songs, but he is now actually starting to live them out. The 53-year-old crooner has just been arrested for a second time this year.
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Funny story: Arizona Bans The Hit Song "Call Me Maybe"

Arizona Bans The Hit Song "Call Me Maybe"

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer acting on the advice of her good friend and political supporter Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has taken steps to issue a song band for her state. The governor recently met with Arpaio, the self-proclaimed toughest lawman...
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Funny story: Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps To Guest Star On The Vampire Diaries

Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps To Guest Star On The Vampire Diaries

HOLLYWOOD - Manolo Middlezuck, producer of The Vampire Diaries, has just confirmed that he has just signed the world's greatest Olympian Michael Phelps to guest star on his hit show. Middlezuck stated that the shows leading stars Ian Somerhalder a...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Gets A Very Strange Endorsement

Mitt Romney Gets A Very Strange Endorsement

CHICOPEE, Massachusetts - Mitt Romney brought his Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour to the city that claims to be the place where Paul Revere bought the horse he rode on his midnight ride during the Revolutionary War. Right off the b...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments (Scotland) 9th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments (Scotland) 9th August 2012

Champions League Qualifying Rd, 2nd Leg. HJK Helsinki 0 Celtic 2 Celtic win 4-1 on aggregate. I'm no expert on the Finnish alphabet, but I'd say there's no 'I' in the HJK team. Panathinaikos 3 Motherwell 0 Motherwell, playing in the CL at the expense of crisis club Rangers (currently enjoying a 100% record in the Scottish Communities Cup 1st round and Scottish Third Division) crash out 5...
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