Funny story: Kenyan MP's get luxury chairs paid for by charity!

Kenyan MP's get luxury chairs paid for by charity!

Kenya's new, refurbished parliament and the MP's that sit in there have been rewarded for their outstanding, dedicated work to mankind with new chairs worth $3000 dollars, per bum! The chairs are actually worth more than the average Kenyan coffee pic...
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Funny story: I'm Stuck In Rehab With Failed TV Hosts (Part 2)

I'm Stuck In Rehab With Failed TV Hosts (Part 2)

Therapist clicks on dictaphone to review session and begins speaking. Arsenio Hall just got a new show so he's out of here. Some no-shows today, more manageable group. Just when we had some breathing room, here comes Ann Curry, crying all over her silk scarf and over-emoting. Today we had Conan O'Brien (will this guy ever leave?), Denis Miller, Craig Kilborn, Marilu Henner, Pat Sajak a...
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Funny story: NASA Scientists Report 2 Astounding Discoveries By The Mars Rover Curiosity

NASA Scientists Report 2 Astounding Discoveries By The Mars Rover Curiosity

HOUSTON - NASA launched the Mars Rover Curiosity on November 26, 2011, and on August 6, 2012, it landed on Mars in the middle of Aeolis Palus, which is a subdivision of Aeolis Acres, formerly known as Mount Sharp Estates. The Mars Science Laborato...
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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys To Sign Olympic Champion Usain Bolt, The Fastest Man In The World

The Dallas Cowboys To Sign Olympic Champion Usain Bolt, The Fastest Man In The World

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is so happy he was actually seen doing somersaults by several members of his Cowboy Stadium cleaning staff. Jones, who eats, sleeps, and drinks Cowboy blue spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated...
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Funny story: G4S lose fifteen Cameroon Athletes

G4S lose fifteen Cameroon Athletes

G4S have admitted that they do not know the current whereabouts of fifteen of the Cameroon Olympic Squad. "It's quite embarrassing," said Dave Loanshark, manager of the G4S Athlete Protection Division. "We thought we had them all nice and neat in...
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Funny story: Now we see you...now we don't

Now we see you...now we don't

It has been suggested that to banish the "white van man" as being loutish, road-hogging, ignorant, bad drivers, etc., etc.,etc.,etc., the motor industry have come up with a way to try and hide that white van stigma. How? Well the University of Bof...
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Funny story: Munchkins Look to the Skies for Relief from Bobby Valentine

Munchkins Look to the Skies for Relief from Bobby Valentine

If you heard any talk-master on Boston radio this week, you know that the medical and managerial condition of Bobby Valentine is grave. The media has been licking its chops, anticipating the gravy. The Sox manager surely has dyspepsia and sever...
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Funny story: Tom Brady May Replace Josh Beckett as a Red Sox Starter

Tom Brady May Replace Josh Beckett as a Red Sox Starter

Is there a House doctor for the New England Patriots? Tom Brady is looking for what the doctor prescribes. New England Patriots star quarterback Tom Brady has his own QB coach, which is no surprise in the NFL. However, the Patriots have gone...
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Funny story: Flow of Guns to Mexico Leaves Too Few Guns for U. S. Carnage

Flow of Guns to Mexico Leaves Too Few Guns for U. S. Carnage

Gun enthusiasts say the millions of guns that flow across the border illegally for use by drug cartels in their war against the Mexican government must stop if mass killers in the U.S. are to reach the success level they're capable of. "Right now...
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Funny story: Creationism exam has record pass rate

Creationism exam has record pass rate

Creationists are crowing that their faith based schools have the highest exam pass rate of any school in the world, with all of their pupils attaining the maximum one hundred percent in all of their papers, including science. "This is a true examp...
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Funny story: Team USA Disappointed With Olympic Medal Haul

Team USA Disappointed With Olympic Medal Haul

The USA Olympic Team has expressed disappointment in its medal haul at the London 2012 Games. Team USA manager, Barry Obamama, said "It's not the number of gold medals we won that bothers us, it's more about the events we did not do so well in." H...
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Funny story: Afghan Olympic 100m 'Sprinter' Finishes Race The Day After She Started It

Afghan Olympic 100m 'Sprinter' Finishes Race The Day After She Started It

Afghan Olympic 'sprinter' Tahmina Kohistani, the woman who has been dubbed "the slowest runner of all time", crossed the finish line of her 100m race yesterday, the day after she first ambled out of the starting blocks. Kohistani, roared on by the...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Not Happy With Mitt Romney

Donald Trump Is Not Happy With Mitt Romney

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump is back on the proverbial political warpath. And this time the Trumpster says that if things don't change in the Romney presidential campaign he may just end up voting for the Peace and Freedom Party candidate Roseanne Barr.
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Funny story: Roseanne Barr Running For President

Roseanne Barr Running For President

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Roseanne Barr had just finished her last stand up comedy routine at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club when she sat down with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine. Roseanne told Miss Tallyho that since she has been living on...
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Funny story: Elton John Says He Hates Madonna

Elton John Says He Hates Madonna

LONDON - Elton John did not take too kindly to Madonna insinuating that Lady Gaga had gotten the idea for her song "Born This Way" from Madonna's song "Express Yourself." The 65-year-old British singer/songwriter recently performed at Liverpool's...
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Funny story: GB Olympic Team In Shreds After Queen's Drug Test Shock

GB Olympic Team In Shreds After Queen's Drug Test Shock

The Great Britain Olympic team was said to be "in tatters" this morning after news emerged that the result of a random drugs test carried out on Her Majesty the Queen after Her opening ceremony parachute jump, had turned out positive. The Queen co...
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Funny story: Message from Mars detected

Message from Mars detected

Mars - The Mars Rover has detected a radio message emanating from what appears to be the ancient remains of a building next to a dried up canal on Mars, according to Dr. Mipaysurtax and his team of scientists of the Earth ground crew, who have all b...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 7th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 7th August 2012

Jack Sullivan, son of West Ham joint-chairman David, has said on Twitter that the club's interest in Liverpool striker Andy Carroll is over. (Daily Mirror) Mainly because Andy Carrolls interest in West Ham never began. Ravel Morrison, now on loan at Birmingham City, was flown home from West Ham's pre-season tour because he needed to have seven teeth removed. (Daily Mail) Don't they have den...
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Funny story: President Obama and Mitt Romney Both Condemn Roaster Jeffrey Ross

President Obama and Mitt Romney Both Condemn Roaster Jeffrey Ross

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well it took an unfunny comic to get President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney to finally agree on something. And the source of their agreement is a little known comic who goes by the name of Jeffrey Ross. Ling Chow Rangoon with...
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