Funny story: Spiderman eaten by Robin

Spiderman eaten by Robin

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can, including being eaten by Robin, the sidekick of Batman. "It was a moment of predator versus prey," said Superman, who had seen the whole thing from a window ledge in Metropolis. "I couldn't believe...
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Funny story: Aunt Jemima resigns Vice Presidential appointment

Aunt Jemima resigns Vice Presidential appointment

Washington DC - Aunt Jemima held a brief press conference today. She announced that she would no longer agree to be Gaston's pick for Vice President of the United States of America. "I's no way gunna serve no pancakes with crappy aspartame syrup.
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Funny story: Traditional English Breakfast Linked To Team GB's Sudden Gold Rush!

Traditional English Breakfast Linked To Team GB's Sudden Gold Rush!

Lord Coe has today revealed the secret behind Team GB's amazing recent gold rush at the Olympics - a decision taken last Tuesday to add the choice of a traditional fatty English breakfast to the athletes menu. "It's the only logical explanation, t...
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Funny story: Gaston selects his running mate

Gaston selects his running mate

Washington DC - Presumptive President, Gaston, has announced to a small cadre of reporters that he has chosen his running mate. In a surprise move, the Mormon underwear-wearing cartoon character Gaston, known for his superlative qualities of hitting...
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Funny story: Ross Kemp calls for Snooker to be made Olympic Sport in 2016

Ross Kemp calls for Snooker to be made Olympic Sport in 2016

Former Eastender hardman Ross Kemp (Grant Mitchell in the soap) today called on the Olympic Committee to include snooker in the 2016 Games in Rio, Brazil. In a statement on his website Kemp explained his feelings. "Some people enjoy watching the...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 4th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 4th August 2012

New Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers says Luis Suarez must forget the racism controversy of last season. (BBC Sport) Rodgers was spotted leaving HMV earlier with the DVD 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind' plus a book called 'Dummies Guide to Hypnotising Stupid Footballers' Celtic begin their defence of the Scottish Premier League with a narrow 1-0 win over Aberdeen at Celtic Park on the fi...
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Funny story: Tom Brady Will Not Be the Next Rocking Chair Winner

Tom Brady Will Not Be the Next Rocking Chair Winner

New England Patriot Tom Brady reached 35 years of age on Friday. According to the actuarial tables of old quarterbacks, his next stop may be the glue factory. In a few interviews this week, Tom Brady insisted he still felt "like a kid," and he ban...
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Funny story: Lamb to the slaughter as Murray faces Federer in Gold Medal showdown

Lamb to the slaughter as Murray faces Federer in Gold Medal showdown

London - A repeat performance of this year's Wimbledon Men's Finals pitches the desperate Scots wannabe against the ball-crushing maestro of Grand Slam supremacy. "Yeah, he'll get his ass kicked in two straight sets," Rafael Nadal's tarot card rea...
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Funny story: Martin Shuttlecock's Letters From Barcelona - Day Three And El Raval

Martin Shuttlecock's Letters From Barcelona - Day Three And El Raval

Night time: Sagrada Familia, El Raval and Ladyboys - As regular readers are probably aware, Martin Shuttlecock can't write for peanuts, has no comprehension of the concept of humour, or irony, or even basic table manners. So we sent a Skoob News reporter out to interview him. In a cockroach infested crackhouse up an alley in Barcelona's notorious El Raval district. "It's not really all that...
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Funny story: Macaulay Culkin To Star In "Home Alone Toot"

Macaulay Culkin To Star In "Home Alone Toot"

HOLLYWOOD - Cloud 13 Films in association with TouchRock Pictures has just announced that Macaulay Culkin will be starring in Bandini Borrapelli's Home Alone Toot. Culkin gained nationwide fame and notoriety when he starred in the Home Alone movie...
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Funny story: The "Queen of Porn Films" Jenna Jameson Endorses Mitt Romney

The "Queen of Porn Films" Jenna Jameson Endorses Mitt Romney

SAN FRANCISCO - The woman who is considered to be "The Queen of Porn" was sitting in a booth at San Francisco's infamous Booby Trap Strip Lounge. Jenna Jameson, who has appeared in 162 porn films, including www.GSpot.hot, iBox, and Cinderella's Sa...
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Funny story: Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Peta Murgatroyd May Leave Dancing With The Stars

Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Peta Murgatroyd May Leave Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most popular professional dancers on the hit reality dance show Dancing With The Stars has dropped a hint as to his future. Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who is known as the "Bad Boy of The Ballroom" mentioned to Tahiti Zeppelin with...
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Funny story: Harfold man puts gas prices into perspective, albeit not in a socially acceptable way

Harfold man puts gas prices into perspective, albeit not in a socially acceptable way

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold resident Stan Finley, 49, came out the Harfold Gas & Supplies in a much different state than when he went in. He entered, just as he had any other work day, ready to run the cash register. He came out, however, with the hel...
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