Funny story: Prince Harry caught naked in showers with Usain Bolt

Prince Harry caught naked in showers with Usain Bolt

Photos emerged last night on a leading entertainment website of bonny Prince Harry completely naked in the showers with Double Double Olympic Gold medallist Insane Bolt. The Palace blocked usage of the images in local paper The Windsor Times, but...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 24th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 24th August 2012

Fulham have lodged a formal complaint with the Premier League over Liverpool's interest in Clint Dempsey. (Various) Fulham going against the grain here, the rest of the country are laughing at Liverpool, and they're complaining about them. Wolverhampton Wanderers agree fees of £22 million in selling Matt Jarvis to West Ham and Stephen Fletcher to Sunderland. (BBC Sport) Newly minted Wolves...
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Funny story: Olympic chiefs extend length of 100 metres to maximise TV rights

Olympic chiefs extend length of 100 metres to maximise TV rights

Olympic bosses are secretly planning to extend the length of the 100 metres race to make more cash from TV broadcasting rights. As athletes continue to snip fractions off the winning time over recent years, broadcasters are offering less cash for...
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Funny story: Wolverhampton man wins £22 million midweek football lottery!

Wolverhampton man wins £22 million midweek football lottery!

A West Midlands man was ecstatic today after scooping £22 million on the midweek football lottery. Jezabel Moxey, Chief Executive of Wolverhampton Wanderers Football Club, pocketed the cash today after his numbers come up last night. Other mid...
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Funny story: Barry And Pepe Warezabar Get Down On Syria NDAA Charges

Barry And Pepe Warezabar Get Down On Syria NDAA Charges

This new interview just in from roving reporter Pepe Warezabar-this time with the US President himself! We are almost 100% sure the following meeting took place at Maggie Mae's Saloon on 14th Street, in a city that must remain anonymous. As usual Pepe relied on the assistance of a small recorder behind one ear for a full and objective accounting of the exchange. The president and Pepe have k...
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Funny story: Curiosity Rover Discovers Music On Mars

Curiosity Rover Discovers Music On Mars

Houston, TX-- NASA is reporting this morning something unusual from Mars--music is playing there. NASA's recently landed Curiosity Rover has picked up the sounds of dozens of songs in the thin martian atmosphere. The discovery is completely unexpec...
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Funny story: Picture Improver for Tate Modern

Picture Improver for Tate Modern

The picture restorer from Spain who made a portrait of Christ look like a HOMO their pictures. 'We have been trying to work out for some time the true meaning of some of our paintings and objects' said curator Humprey Goose 'now we can see if any...
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Funny story: White House announces that V.P. uses medical marijuana.

White House announces that V.P. uses medical marijuana.

After years of excuses from the White House regarding apparent misspeaking's from the administrations second in command. The White House press secretary Jay Carney announced that V.P. Joe Biden's recent remarks about "stringing them up" was a side ef...
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Funny story: Onion Terror - Francois Hollande announces new policies

Onion Terror - Francois Hollande announces new policies

In a landmark speech made by Hollande in Holland, the French Premier announced that the Euro will be replaced with a "vibrant form of bartering". In the outlined proposals, a fisting will equal one Euro, a flick of the Testicles is worth ten Eur...
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Funny story: Men Turn to Dating Homeless Women

Men Turn to Dating Homeless Women

LOS ANGELES: Several men have turned to homeless dating in an effort to woo a partner during the current economic crises. According to a recent survey, relationships between middle class men and homeless women have increased by 93%. Spousal rej...
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Funny story: Quentin Kelp MP - Faliraki Economic Conference

Quentin Kelp MP - Faliraki Economic Conference

Dear Constituents I have had a very busy week and it's all because I launched Kelpileaks. The KelpiLeaks "Bullshit and Disinformation File" is clearly the most popular section and I already have such a fast growing network of volunteers feeding in 5 Star Bullshit that I was thinking of recalling Anthea (my PA) from her holiday in Faliraki (which is somewhere in Greece) to deal with the respo...
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Funny story: Harry to be stripped and get severe dressing gown

Harry to be stripped and get severe dressing gown

London - A worsted wool hair shirt and matching MoD undies are on the cards as the row about Harry's stupidity revs up a pace. At a conduct unbecoming hearing in London this morning he will have to explain how some Vegas 'hot chicks' papped his nu...
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Funny story: Gronk Plays The Invisible Man

Gronk Plays The Invisible Man

After the notorious "Summer of Gronk," a time when daily reports dominated the media on the antics of Rob Gronkowski, tight end and tweeter emeritus, we have lost all sight of the big New England Patriot superstar. Hitting home runs in a derby, po...
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Funny story: Mariah Carey Not Pleased With Nicki Minaj As Fellow American Idol Judge

Mariah Carey Not Pleased With Nicki Minaj As Fellow American Idol Judge

LOS ANGELES - Mariah Carey has revealed that she was paid exactly what she requested to become an American Idol judge; $18 million. Producer Simon Shindlebocker and Assistant Producer Kyle Boot confirmed the amount saying that they truly believe t...
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Funny story: Peacock on the Prowl in Queens, NY

Peacock on the Prowl in Queens, NY

Yep, there he was, strutting around, proud as a ... well, you know. Queens residents weren't pleased. "There goes the neighborhood," one was heard to remark. Apparently the peacock "escaped" from a local high school agricultural program. He makes no apologies for his flight to freedom. A Spoof reporter who knows peacock prose interviewed her subject in a Queens park. She said tha...
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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 24th August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 24th August 2012

Jasmine Lennard first person evicted from Celebrity Big Brother house. Oh well, more time for her to wish she was still sleeping with Simon Cowell. Pictures of a naked Prince Harry in Vegas hotel surface on gossip website TMZ. That's the problem with Vegas, if you bet on the wrong number, you can lose your shirt. And the rest of your clothes. Justin Timberlake puts his bachelor pad on the...
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Funny story: The Ten Worst Things You'll Remember About BuzzKill

The Ten Worst Things You'll Remember About BuzzKill

BuzzKill is a bleeding heart liberal news organization intensely focused on delivering it's own liberal agenda on the internet. It promotes a rapidly imploding leftist philosophy. Here are the ten worst things You'll remember About BuzzKill should you stumble upon it in the backwater swamps of the deep, deep, dark abscesses of the web: 1. BuzzKill still thinks Obama is relevant. Even NewsTw...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 23rd August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 23rd August 2012

Players who have quit Arsenal over the last seven years have amassed 44 winners' medals between them at 11 different clubs, while those who stayed at the Emirates have empty trophy cabinets. (The Sun) But hey, whose counting? And think of the money they've saved on polish. And new trophy cabinets. Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers denies he is taking the Reds' Europa League qualifying match a...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Filled With Gloom

Selena Gomez Filled With Gloom

NACOGDOCHES, Texas - Selena Gomez was in East Texas visiting her Uncle Chepito "Sizzle" Bellafelli who recently retired from The Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus where he performed as a fire eater for 37 years. Selena said that growin...
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