Funny story: Kate Gosselin Dumps Russell Brand

Kate Gosselin Dumps Russell Brand

READING, Pennsylvania - The woman who is employed as Kate Gosselin's nanny Mindy Lulu Lickenfeister has stated that Kate is devastated at boyfriend Russell Brand's infidelity. Gosselin, 37, was told by a close friend that iRumors reporter Taffeta...
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Funny story: Daniel Stern saves Macaulay Culkin from drowning

Daniel Stern saves Macaulay Culkin from drowning

Home Alone star, Daniel Stern was taking a walk with his wife when he looked at the beach and noticed his former co-star struggling in the water. Daniel jumped into action and used his shirt as a rope and pulled Culkin to safety. A man who once tr...
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Funny story: Ron Paul, Paul Ryan not related, man learns

Ron Paul, Paul Ryan not related, man learns

LINCOLN, MA-Sources confirmed early Wednesday that area man Charles Banway discovered that presumptive Republican Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan and Texas Congressman Ron Paul were not related, despite vaguely similar names and near-identical...
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Funny story: Romney's Lip-Smacking is Kiss of Death to Obama Campaign

Romney's Lip-Smacking is Kiss of Death to Obama Campaign

Iowa: This week, Mitt Romney was once again seen tediously presenting his black/white/up/down ideas on the future of America to a bunch of Iowa hayseeds, while he cleverly unveiled his latest weapon in an increasingly nasty campaign: Tardive Dyskines...
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Funny story: New games console released

New games console released

A new games console, the Bandwagon 3000, is being released by a major computer manufacturer next week. Priced at only £99 it is expected to become essential home entertainment for impoverished nerds everywhere. The console plugs into the TV set an...
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Funny story: Experimental "smart" house responsible for death of lodger

Experimental "smart" house responsible for death of lodger

A man who agreed to take part in an experiment to test out a new type of house has died, apparently at the hands of the house itself (although it doesn't have any hands). Nick Rodd, a single man aged 26, moved into the brand new property in Surrey...
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Funny story: Bigfoot Claims to Have Taken Best Picture Yet of Loch Ness Monster

Bigfoot Claims to Have Taken Best Picture Yet of Loch Ness Monster

While vacationing in Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands, Bigfoot, also known as Mr. Sasquatch, reported taking the best photo yet of the storied Loch Ness Monster. Bigfoot, a three-meter-tall-ape-like creature, was visiting Scotland from his home...
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Funny story: MCA Sabotages Beasties, Estate With Hand-Written Codicil To Will

MCA Sabotages Beasties, Estate With Hand-Written Codicil To Will

Here's why The Beastie Boys are suing Monster: So THEY don't get sued by MCA's estate, because THEY violated the terms set forth in his Will. Everybody's a fucking attorney, right? Fuck all the school, training and hard work it takes: Throw a cou...
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Funny story: Neo Nazi Tells Of Chimp Anguish

Neo Nazi Tells Of Chimp Anguish

A hardened British neo nazi broke down and wept openly in front of reporters last night as he revealed that his married daughter had fled the family home to set up a shelter in The Democratic Republic Of The Congo to care for young chimps abandoned b...
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Funny story: Malingerer Prince Philip throws another sickie

Malingerer Prince Philip throws another sickie

Balmoral - "He's been short of breasts - er...breath! - ever since hearing that a 30-stone Belarus woman shot-putter's been stripped," a Castle footman claimed today. "Then doctors found a curious lump developing on HRH's er, person, accompanied b...
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Funny story: Move Over, Hard Knocks! Ocho & the Hump are on the Way!

Move Over, Hard Knocks! Ocho & the Hump are on the Way!

The latest trend for tabloid heart-throbs and Mensa failures is the short marriage for reality TV athletes of football and basketball. Today in court is Kris Humphries, the man formerly of the divorced New Jersey Nets that have taken up with Brook...
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Funny story: Ecuador orders Julian Assange to quit London embassy

Ecuador orders Julian Assange to quit London embassy

London - The fugitive from justice has been given 48 hours to leave the London legation where he has 'become a burden' on the embassy's fridge, wine store and broadband allowance. Announcing the deadline a source close to Ecuador's President Rafae...
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Funny story: Katy Perry and John Mayer - So Who's Using Who?

Katy Perry and John Mayer - So Who's Using Who?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - As the black Ferrari sped away from the exquisite Café Le French Fry into the Tinsel Town night reporters and paparazzi were left quite puzzled. The question that they were asking each other regarding John Mayer and Katy Perry was...
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Funny story: Training & Self Help Diary For Today's Foreign Affairs Leaders

Training & Self Help Diary For Today's Foreign Affairs Leaders

Dearest Readers, My Name is Les Patterson Junior. I am the number one son to Australia's greatest External Affairs powerhouse Sir. Les Patterson. Dear old Dad taught me allot over the years about Foreign Affairs. He was particularly good at passing on knowledge about the application of masculine wiles to turning business trips into pleasure trips during many Far Eastern adventures of the conge...
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Funny story: Tool catalogue people now in on act with Olympics

Tool catalogue people now in on act with Olympics

The makers of a popular little catalogue of working tools and accessories, have now got in on the act of trying to equate their products with the recent London Olympics. They have this morning released their new range of wall fixing accessories un...
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Funny story: A Bird's Eye View of the State of Affairs in Greece

A Bird's Eye View of the State of Affairs in Greece

Want to wonder why Greece is so mistrusted by the rest of the EU? Could be that after we pass laws, nobody acts on them? Example, it was voted ten months ago that members of the public sector would have their salaries cut by 30% - a part of the public sector comprising of electricians, phone and electric workers - the highly paid group of public workers - also they would no longer receive th...
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Funny story: Red Sox Players Steal Captain Queeg's Strawberries

Red Sox Players Steal Captain Queeg's Strawberries

Red Sox players have accused Bobby Valentine of stealing the strawberries from the ship's galley, like a team of Captain Queegs on the U.S.S. Caine. Herman Wouk wrote a tale about a fictional American mutiny on a ship at war. In the present day Re...
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Funny story: Lost your TARDIS? There's an app for that

Lost your TARDIS? There's an app for that

One of the big problem for galaxy travelling Time Lords is when their TARDIS uses its chameleon circuit to camouflage itself. "I met this one Time Lord," said App World! editor, Mac Buck, "He's parked his time machine in a multi-storey car park an...
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Funny story: Proms Review: Prom 44

Proms Review: Prom 44

Ligeti, Berio, Xenakis, Harvey, Andriessen, Cage. Byron Fulcher - trombone Sound Intermedia London Sinfonietta London Sinfonietta Academy Ensemble André Ridder, conductor. Pierre Noxious writes: The earlier Prom last night was some nice stuff by Delius, Saint-Saëns and Tchaikovsky played by the Royal Phil under Charles Dutoit and featuring hot property young ivory-tickler Benjamin Gro...
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Is First Vampire to Ring Opening Bell at NY Stock Exchange

Rob Pattinson Is First Vampire to Ring Opening Bell at NY Stock Exchange

The staid institution may never be the same after Tuesday's history-making event. Some onlookers reported that Pattinson, wearing a Gucci suit and sporting a rather conservative hairdo, looked more like a Wall Street executive than a vampire.
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Funny story: Evelyn Lozada-Johnson Files For Divorce From Chad Ochocinco

Evelyn Lozada-Johnson Files For Divorce From Chad Ochocinco

DAVIE, Florida - Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson, formerly known as Chad Ochocinco, and his wife the erotically sultry Evelyn Lozada-Johnson are headed to the Big D (Divorce). Their amusement park ride marriage which only lasted 41 days has...
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Funny story: Paul Ryan Slips Up And Says He Hates Rap Music

Paul Ryan Slips Up And Says He Hates Rap Music

TARBORO, North Carolina - Paul Ryan of Wisconsin, Mitt Romney's vice-presidential running mate pulled into Tarboro, N.C. on his Widow's Peak GOP Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour. Ryan spoke before a crowd of between 21 and 29 people, who had as...
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Funny story: Katy Perry Exposes Her Bare Butt At Water Park

Katy Perry Exposes Her Bare Butt At Water Park

Katy Perry has enlisted in the Paris Hilton Agencies growing roster of celebrity clients. Any time there is blatant exploitation of a celebutant you have to start thinking, is this a Paris Hilton media manipulation? Paris was behind the Lin...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Caught Tongue Wrestling With Kat Von D

Russell Brand Caught Tongue Wrestling With Kat Von D

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand is reportedly still upset that he was not invited to be a special guest of Queen Elizabeth II, during the Summer Olympics in London. Prior to the Olympics, Brand had bragged to his girlfriend Kate Gosselin that he was cer...
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