Funny story: Political Facebook - President Obama and Vice-President Biden Talking About Paul Ryan

Political Facebook - President Obama and Vice-President Biden Talking About Paul Ryan

POLITICAL FACEBOOK President Obama: Hey Joey, did you see who "Old Mittens" finally picked to be his vice-presidential running mate? 8:01 a.m. Vice-President Biden: Yeah Barry, I just heard about it on CNN. And let me say that today is our lucky day. 8:05 a.m. President Obama: You got that right bud. Paul Ryan? Can you believe that out of all of the fairly good choices the old Mormon ha...
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Funny story: Straight Men Going Bonkers Over Romney/Ryan Lovefest

Straight Men Going Bonkers Over Romney/Ryan Lovefest

In a strange polling result conducted shortly after Mitt Romney plucked the doe-eyed Paul Ryan for his running mate, the number of straight men favoring the handsome duo can only be qualified as "through the roof" according to independent pollster an...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner To Star In The Vampire Adventure "The Bloodhounds of Bakersfield"

Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner To Star In The Vampire Adventure "The Bloodhounds of Bakersfield"

HOLLYWOOD - Kristen Stewart told her agent that she is tired of sitting around crying like a two-year-old baby with a wet diaper and feeling sorry for herself and has asked him to please find her a motion picture that she can get lost in. He prese...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson To Hire A Voodoo Woman To Help Her Lose 100 Pounds

Jessica Simpson To Hire A Voodoo Woman To Help Her Lose 100 Pounds

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson has confided to her pedicurist that she cannot seem to lose any weight no matter what the hell she does. She stressed that since giving birth on May 1, to Maxwell House Drew Simpson-Johnson, she has tried at least...
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Funny story: Gigantic Bulls-eye Appears On The Sun

Gigantic Bulls-eye Appears On The Sun

Houston, TX-- NASA astronomers are unable to explain an alarming new mark on the face of the sun. A perfectly symmetrical bulls-eye has developed on the sun in the last three days. No one seems to know what it is. Astronomers first thought the b...
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Funny story: A Bonny Embryo Marinade

A Bonny Embryo Marinade

Nutely, NJ - Today a new recipe for mangled embryo is sweeping the nation. According to cooking legend, Marda Stewfart, the dish has both the most exquisite taste and presentation of any known to man. According to Stewfart, this dish was invente...
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Funny story: Holy Grail discovered in Dorking

Holy Grail discovered in Dorking

Dorking man Neville Wisconsin has claimed to have discovered the Holy Grail in Dorking itself. He has described the find as "a splendid coincidence" and the culmination of a life's work. In June of this year, Neville was taking tea at Dorking Tea...
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Funny story: Romney Picks White Guy As VP

Romney Picks White Guy As VP

Paul Ryan of Wisconsin chosen as Romney running mate. Here is the Democratic response to the Republican choice of Vice President for the 2012 presidential election ... "Hey Mitt, haven't you heard about political correctness? First of all, for your VP running mate, you should have picked a woman, not a man. What's the matter, couldn't you find a black, hispanic, asian, jewish (or muslim), e...
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Funny story: Paul Ryan Suddenly Withdraws as Romney's Choice for VEEP

Paul Ryan Suddenly Withdraws as Romney's Choice for VEEP

Just as quickly as it was announced that Paul Ryan was to be the Republican choice for Vice-President, he announced that it was his sad duty to withdraw his selection. About ten minutes after both Romney and Ryan spoke in front of the USS Wisconsi...
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Funny story: NATO silent as Democrat Party Internal Affairs meets in secret conclave to oust Obama

NATO silent as Democrat Party Internal Affairs meets in secret conclave to oust Obama

Long Island - It's been likened to Captain Jean-Luc Picard's Redemption directive of non-involvement in Klingon High Council secret ops to oust a tricky Romulan impostor. This weekend a cabal of Dem oil and gas tycoons meeting at The Hamptons' ver...
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Funny story: Breaking Up (The Banks) Is Hard To Do

Breaking Up (The Banks) Is Hard To Do

Breaking Up (The Banks) is Hard to Do For Sandy Weill From His Former Best Bud Robert Rubin In a stunning reversal, a former big bank CEO who crusaded for policies that helped create the so-called "too-big-to-fail" banks now says we need to break up the banks. Don't take your love of big banks away, Sandy Don't you leave all those vaults empty If you do then the one percent w...
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Funny story: Rondo Passes Off to Obama, Ignores Romney

Rondo Passes Off to Obama, Ignores Romney

Rajon Rondo tweeted the other day that he is going to a $5000-per-brick fundraiser for President Barack Obama. Some fans may be quite surprised at this turn of the screw, as Obama banks another one off the backboard. Two years ago Rondo went to...
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Funny story: Colossal Tax Return Secret Revealed -- Romney "Just a Gardener", Not Peculiar; Drops Presidential Bid

Colossal Tax Return Secret Revealed -- Romney "Just a Gardener", Not Peculiar; Drops Presidential Bid

News reporters in the greenhouse of Mitt Romney's LaJolla, California beach front home were left staggered by the press release handed out by an aide to the campaign as Mitt watered azaleas. In a flash, all the flip flops and weirdness were explained -- the issues positions that did not merely evolve but instead became absolute opposites of what they had been just hours before, the dancing with el...
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Funny story: Mars Rover Transmits Photos of Martians Having Orgies

Mars Rover Transmits Photos of Martians Having Orgies

No wonder the rover is called Curiosity! NASA was delighted to receive the racy photos, with one official proclaiming, "Some folks think this outer space stuff is just dull science. Wait till they get a peek at these eye-popping photos. Whoopee!...
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Funny story: Team USA Smashes 27 Year Old World Record

Team USA Smashes 27 Year Old World Record

The USA claimed a spectacular victory in the women's 4x100m relay, smashing a record set by the former, and somewhat interestingly named, German Democratic Republic, or East Germany. The women's 4x100m relay record had stood since 1985 and was the...
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