Funny story: London Olympics: More than half athletes warned for supernatural doping

London Olympics: More than half athletes warned for supernatural doping

Warnings have been issued to more than half of all athletes competing at the London Olympic Games for exploiting supernatural performance enhancing stimulants. Last July, the act of "Asking God for divine intervention" was added to the list of pr...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 11th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 11th August 2012

Luis Suarez agrees new long-term deal with Liverpool. (BBC Sport) He's going to racially abuse and refuse to shake hands with opposition players for even longer than originally expected. Dutch international Wesley Sneijder is urging Inter Milan to buy his team-mate, 27-year-old midfielder Nigel de Jong, from Manchester City. (Metro) He also wants a push-bike, a packet of sweets and a new c...
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Funny story: Dwight Howard Leaves MagicLand For LaLaLand

Dwight Howard Leaves MagicLand For LaLaLand

LOS ANGELES - The general manager of the Los Angeles Lakers Mitch Kupchak has just announced to the sports media that he is as happy as a termite on a viking ship. Kupchak spoke personally with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Has Mixed Feelings About Her Latest Honor

Joan Rivers Has Mixed Feelings About Her Latest Honor

HOLLYWOOD - Comedian Joan Rivers is like the Everready Bunny who just keeps on going and going. The undisputed "Queen of Mean" can fire off razor sharp barbs at celebrities, politicians, and sports figures quicker than anyone on the face of the E...
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Funny story: Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors

Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough has said that ever since he started dancing at a very young age people have naturally assumed that he rode sidesaddle. He says that nothing could be farther from the truth. The Dancing With The Stars...
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Funny story: LeAnn Rimes To Host A Cooking Show

LeAnn Rimes To Host A Cooking Show

LOS ANGELES - Country singer LeAnn Rimes has just said that her dream has finally come through. The extremely skinny singer who has had such hits as "How Do I Live," "Blue," and Blue Moo Moo" has just been signed by the Nourishment Network to hos...
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Funny story: Another Lottery Millionaire reveals herself

Another Lottery Millionaire reveals herself

There was good news from lottery organisers, who have been concerned of late about the number of unclaimed winning tickets from various games. Despite scantily clad women pushing the button to operate the machines every Saturday on BBC1, there are...
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Funny story: Linda McMahon, Sexy Bitch

Linda McMahon, Sexy Bitch

"If this is an effective way to reach an important segment of the voting population, women, then we're happy to do it." Tim Murtaugh, a spokesman for Linda McMahon, former wrestling executive and Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate from Conne...
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Funny story: Pendleton and Murray to team up for Rio 2016

Pendleton and Murray to team up for Rio 2016

Multiple track cycling medallist Victoria Pendleton has made a shock U-turn on her retirement from Olympic action, as it has been revealed that she is set to team up with men's tennis gold medallist Andy Murray in Brazil in 2016. The pair are set to...
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Funny story: Today's Horoscopes

Today's Horoscopes

By Mystic Colin Aries March 21 - April 19 You will receive some good news today about a missing pet rodent. Taurus April 20 - May 20 A nonchalant sausage will lead the way to a new nailcare product supplier. Gemini May 21 - June 20 A poorly prepared vol-au-vent will have disastrous effects on an auntie's hair. Cancer June 21 - July 22 You are infected with cancer. Consult you...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney's Past Thug Life in Gangster Rap Group Comes to Light

Mitt Romney's Past Thug Life in Gangster Rap Group Comes to Light

The Washington Post has recently reported details from Governor Mitt Romney's past that may derail the presumptive Republican candidate's goal of the White House in the 2012 Presidential Election. Quoting a variety of anonymous sources, the Post has...
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Funny story: Man's underpants arrested walking in Milton Keynes shopping centre!

Man's underpants arrested walking in Milton Keynes shopping centre!

A pair of estranged, man's underpants were arrested today in Milton Keynes shopping centre. They crept under the noses of security guards who were busy searching in young teenage girls handbags hoping to find a pair of nicked knickers or two. Appa...
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Funny story: Misty May-Treanor Wins Gold, Does The, "I Got's Ants In My Pants, Dance", In Celebration

Misty May-Treanor Wins Gold, Does The, "I Got's Ants In My Pants, Dance", In Celebration

Misty May-Treanor, 3 time gold winner in womens volleyball, celebrated her victory with a curious little dance number. The stereotype that white people just can't dance has been around since the beginning of the art form. It's never been proven bu...
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Funny story: "Ask not what your country can do for you---ask what you can do ---to save your own sorry ass!"

"Ask not what your country can do for you---ask what you can do ---to save your own sorry ass!"

Politico is reporting today that the Romney campaign is in full victory mode as Election Day approaches. On one leaked transcript Romney is heard practicing his inaugural address and evidently he will be wasting no time in telling America how he is g...
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Funny story: Tiddlywinks to become an Olympic sport in 2016!

Tiddlywinks to become an Olympic sport in 2016!

The IOC have confirmed the fact that Tiddlywinks, Snakes & Ladders, Ludo & Scrabble will all become Olympic sports in 2016. Scrabble seems to be a slight problem because of the language barrier, but as usual Seb Coe got his way and forced to...
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Funny story: Bolt puts success down to 'all those mushy peas' during Bradford childhood

Bolt puts success down to 'all those mushy peas' during Bradford childhood

While the bars stayed open late in Jamaica, after the 200m success of Usian Bolt and his team-mates last night, the fish and chip shops of Manningham was where the greatest celebration took place. It has been revealed that Bolt is yet another succ...
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Funny story: Hank Williams Jr. Writes A Country Song About Randy Travis

Hank Williams Jr. Writes A Country Song About Randy Travis

NASHVILLE - Hank Williams Jr., is no stranger when it comes to the world of drinking. In fact, during his career he has been named Country Music's Drinkingest Singer four times by the highly respected Country Sounds Coalition Federation based in Toad...
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Believes Kristen Stewart Also Had Affairs With Charlie Sheen and Hugh Hefner

Rob Pattinson Believes Kristen Stewart Also Had Affairs With Charlie Sheen and Hugh Hefner

LOS ANGELES - Close friends of Twilight star Rob Pattinson say that he is still extremely upset about his former girlfriend Kristen Stewart's affair with her Snow White And The Huntsman accent coach Rayburn Fandersketti. Pattinson has learned from...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 10th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 10th August 2012

Liverpool boss could sell Daniel Agger to Manchester City. (BBC Sport) If they sell Agger, where will they get their defensive swagger? And who will move like Mick Jagger? Team USA win the Olympic Womens Football Gold Medal, gaining revenge on Japan who beat them in last years World Cup Final. People said Team USA had no hope against Japan, but of course they had Hope Solo (not Hans Solo)...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga's Secret Tryst With Jon Gosselin

Lady Gaga's Secret Tryst With Jon Gosselin

MANHATTAN - When it comes to men, Lady Gaga has never been shy nor has she ever needed anyone to act as matchmaker. She recently dumped her boyfriend Taylor Kinney because, as she put it, she got tired of him always telling her how talented she wa...
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Funny story: Demi Moore And Her Voodoo Dolls

Demi Moore And Her Voodoo Dolls

HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that Demi Moore still has feelings for her ex-husband/boy toy Ashton Kutcher. Moore has made it a point to tell the entertainment media that she has moved on from her May-December marriage and has accepted the fact that...
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